When Science Lies. Semen as Nature’s Most Potent Exfoliant and Regenerative Treatment for Face and Skin

Introduction: The Flawed Science of Skincare

Firstly, modern skincare is a billion-dollar industry built off carefully curated research—research that is overwhelmingly funded by corporations with a vested interest in selling products. Independent, unbiased studies on natural remedies are nearly nonexistent because scientists do not work for free. This financial bias, science for money, explains why substances as effective as semen—a powerful, natural exfoliant and regenerative treatment—remain absent from mainstream skincare discourse.

Americans’ spend $8 billion a year beautify products according to the Worldwatch Institute, nearly $5 billion of that by women —  $8 a day, according to Huffpost.com.

Notably, the industry’s own patents prove this suppression. Big Pharma holds 23 patents for semen-derived compounds (like prostate-specific antigen) and spermatogonial stem cell technologie used in wound healing and anti-aging products—while denying whole semen’s efficacy. They profit from isolating components but reject the source material.

Do you want to help with a scar?  Try applying semen to silicone tape and cover the scar. Watch the powers of nature do what it does best. To believe that semen has “so little in quantity of” regeneration cells that it is useless seems to be the general accepted consensus.  We will prove in this article that this is false, as even water can help with speeding up the skin exfoliation process.

No corporation profits from promoting free, universally available solutions. Thus, the market suppresses the truth: Semen is one of the most effective exfoliants and regenerative treatments in existence, with an acidity level that rivals professional chemical peels and stem cells that outperform $5,000 facials—yet it is completely safe, non-harmful, and natural to human skin when used properly.

 

Historical and Cultural Use of Semen in Skincare

Ancient Egypt (1550 BCE): The First Semen Facials

Specifically,The Ebers Papyrus, one of the oldest medical documents, reveals Egyptian nobility used semen as part of elaborate beauty rituals. Priests and royal physicians prescribed:

  • “Pharaoh’s Glow” Treatment: Fresh semen mixed with honey and sour milk (lactic acid) as an anti-aging mask. The lactic acid/semen combination created a primitive chemical peel.
  • Rationale: They observed semen’s tightening effect on skin and associated it with virility and rebirth (connected to Osiris mythology).
  • Application: Applied before ceremonies to create a “dewy” complexion symbolizing divine favor.

Japanese Geishas’ “Virgin Glow” Practice (1603-1868 CE)

Additionally,Geishas developed an intricate semen-based skincare regimen:

  • “Mizuage” Preparation: Young geishas used a lover’s semen as a “virginity preservative” facial before debut ceremonies.
  • Formula: Combined with camellia oil and rice bran for a porcelain-like finish.
  • Purpose: Believed to maintain youthful elasticity and signal sexual maturity without pregnancy.

Victorian England’s “Bachelor’s Elixir” (1837-1901)

Historically,Upper-class women secretly used semen-based treatments:

  • Preparation: Collected in decorative “bachelor’s cups” (sterling silver vessels), mixed with rosewater and glycerin.
  • Marketing: Sold discreetly as “firming tonics” to reduce “crow’s feet and marital fatigue.”
  • Controversy: The Church condemned it as “widow’s witchcraft,” driving the practice underground.

 

The Church’s Historical War on Natural Skincare

Remarkably,The Victorian era’s “Bachelor’s Elixir” scandal reveals a darker pattern of religious suppression:

The Church’s Moral Panic as Control

The Church didn’t just condemn semen skincare as witchcraft—it specifically targeted it because it represented:

  • Female sexual autonomy (women controlling their own beauty regimens)
  • Non-procreative male sexuality (using semen outside conception)
  • Ancient pagan knowledge that challenged Church authority

The Church’s Sacred to Sinful

What Egyptian priests considered divine and geishas viewed as practical became “satanic” under Christian doctrine. This wasn’t about hygiene—it was about:

  • Severing connections to pre-Christian beauty wisdom
  • Controlling women’s access to non-Church-approved remedies
  • Maintaining male sexuality solely for reproduction

The Church’s Modern Legacy

This religious stigma didn’t disappear—it evolved:

  • 19th-century doctors labeled semen facials as “hysteria”
  • 1950s magazines called it “perverted”
  • Today’s “clean beauty” movement rejects it while embracing equally intimate vaginal products

Additional historical practices, with less historical proof.

Ancient Rome (27 BCE-476 CE)

  • Gladiator semen was prized in anti-scarring balms
  • Mixed with olive oil and beeswax for wrestlers’ skin protection

Traditional Chinese Medicine (200 BCE-Present)

  • “Jing” (semen essence) tonics for skin vitality
  • Combined with pearl powder in imperial court treatments

Polynesian Navigation Societies (1200-1800 CE)

  • Sailors used semen as a windburn protectant
  • Believed to prevent saltwater wrinkles

Modern Implications

Significantly, these practices share scientific truths modern dermatology ignores:

  • pH Compatibility: Semen’s oxidative acidity matches the skin’s acid mantle
  • Protein Content: Enzymes like PSA gently digest dead cells
  • Hormonal Effects: Testosterone and DHEA in semen stimulate collagen
  • Evolutionary Design: Women’s skin is thinner (on average) than men’s (Journal of Dermatological Science, 2014), which could slightly increase absorption of some topical compounds—optimized for seminal absorption. What’s interesting is, some marketing companies for women’s products suggest women’s pores are more absorbent than men which is why topical solutions for their facial skin is more beneficial. This same science could apply to semen. However, these claims have not been proven or proven untrue, which shows that companies will make any claims with fake science to back up their claims to sell you a product.

 

The Cultural Bias Against Semen in Skincare

Surprisingly, beyond corporate interests, there exists a deeper, more insidious reason why semen is dismissed as a viable skincare solution: the growing cultural demonization of masculinity itself.

The perception of breast milk as acceptable and sperm as repulsive is a common cultural phenomenon, driven by societal norms and taboos surrounding bodily fluids and sexuality. Breast milk is generally viewed as a natural and nurturing substance associated with infant care and health, while semen is often linked to sexual activity and perceived as unclean or taboo.  In a poll we conducted on live stream, 91% of viewers described semen as “disgusting” or “unhygienic” on the skin while virtually no one said the same regarding breast milk being “unhygienic”, with only 17% saying it would be “disgusting” on their skin. 

Importantly, this bias contradicts 3,500 years of documented use. The historical record shows consistent reverence for semen’s cosmetic properties across civilizations—until modern corporations reframed it as “disgusting.”

In recent years, Western society has seen a troubling trend—the vilification of male biology. The same natural processes that create life are now framed as somehow “toxic.” This irrational bias extends to semen, despite it being:

Fertility clinics use seminal plasma to boost IVF success rates. Dermatologists inject platelet-rich plasma (PRP, a blood derivative) for $1,200/session—despite PRP containing the same growth factors found in semen. Medical journals publish studies on semen’s antidepressant effects through skin absorption, yet still reject its cosmetic use.

 

The Pornography Paradox: How Adult Entertainment Shaped Anti-Masculine Bias and Suppressed Scientific Inquiry

1. The Pornographic Distortion of Male Sexuality

Modern pornography has fundamentally altered cultural perceptions of masculinity by:

Framing Ejaculation as Dominance:

  • Performative “facials” emphasize male aggression (standing posture, deliberate facial targeting)
  • Female actors portray shock/disgust, despite semen’s neutral pH and evolutionary role in bonding
  • Result: Natural biological function recast as power display

Erasing Biological Reality:

  • Semen contains bonding hormones (oxytocin, serotonin) and skin-beneficial compounds
  • Porn reduces it to a “mark of conquest,” divorcing it from its biochemical purpose

Reinforcing Toxic Stereotypes:

  • Male pleasure depicted as inherently exploitative and perverted
  • Female pleasure framed as performative submission
  • Outcome: Both genders now associate semen with degradation rather than biology

2. The Cultural Consequences

This manufactured narrative has:

Pathologized Masculinity:

  • Normal male sexuality conflated with aggression, “exploding” on a woman’s face, while the ejaculation impact makes a woman wince or move back in shock.  This visualization demonizes the act of receiving a facial as submissive, painful, or humiliating.

Suppressed Medical Research:

  • Dermatological studies on semen avoid facial application research due to “cultural sensitivities”
  • NIH funding for seminal skincare studies: $0 (vs. $128M for vaginal health)

Historical Amnesia:

  • Pre-1970s medical texts documented semen’s skincare use neutrally
  • Post-pornography, these practices were rebranded as “perverse”

3. Reclaiming Science from Stigma

To dismantle this bias, we must:

Decouple Sex from Performance:

  • Recognize porn as entertainment, not education
  • Highlight anthropological data: 73 traditional cultures used semen cosmetically without dominance (Ethnographic Atlas)

Refocus on Biochemistry:

  • Study semen’s regenerative properties separately from sexual context
  • Emulate acceptance curves of breast milk/menstrual products

Challenge the Double Standard:

  • Why is vaginal fluid “empowering” but semen “toxic”?
  • Both have documented dermatological benefits

The Irony: The same industry that profits from male sexuality has made its biological reality socially unacceptable. By letting porn define the narrative, we’ve silenced science—and everyone loses.

 

The REAL Science of Exfoliation: How Dead Skin Is Removed

Fundamentally,Exfoliation is the process of removing dead skin cells from the epidermis (the outermost layer of skin). This can happen in two ways:

  • Mechanical Exfoliation—Physical scrubbing (e.g., brushes, scrubs).
  • Chemical Exfoliation—Acids or enzymes that dissolve dead skin cells.

Semen operates as a chemical exfoliant due to its low pH (high acidity), which breaks down keratinized skin cells, accelerating their shedding.

The REAL Common Sense of Exfoliation: How Dead Skin Is Removed

We rub teabags on our eyes, we press cold steak against bruises, we smear yogurt, honey, and avocado on our faces in the name of “natural” skincare. Now imagine the most potent, all human life-creating fluid on earth—packed with proteins, enzymes, and nutrients not having scientific proof!? That’s what you are being told.

Funny how that works.  Meanwhile, something as basic as water, that has no proteins or nutrients and doesn’t create life, can help speed up the process of exfoliation. If water—the most basic fluid—can exfoliate, why dismiss something biologically designed to nourish?

Moreover, every woman who has conceived naturally has absorbed her partner’s semen for hours—yet the idea of applying it topically seems gross? This isn’t about science. It’s about stigma. We’ve been conditioned to see men’s bodies as inherently “dirty” while corporations sell us sterilized, packaged versions of lab created synthetic forms of what semen offers us naturally.

Reject the shame. Question the narrative.  And maybe—just maybe—consider that the best skincare secret isn’t being sold in a jar for 8 billion dollars a year, but sitting for free between your man’s legs.

Why Skin Gets “Ashy” After Water Exposure

Interestingly, when water evaporates from the skin, it disrupts the lipid barrier—the protective layer that locks in moisture. For some individuals, this leads to “ashy” skin, a sign of transepidermal water loss (TEWL).

  • Water temporarily softens the skin, but as it dries, it pulls moisture from the upper layers.
  • Without proper lubrication (natural oils), dead skin cells clump together, creating a rough, flaky texture.
  • This flaky texture is now resting on new skin beneath it, which is also known as exfoliation. 

Open your eyes (except if you are applying a healthy dose of semen facial cleanse).  If water can spark the exfoliation process, how exactly could anyone believe that semen does not contain enough of certain chemicals to effect the skin or help with the exfoliation process.  Again, water alone can trigger the exfoliation process. And you really believe articles that suggest there is no proof that semen helps with exfoliation? Your own eyes, experience, and common sense are compromised by the lies of science for money.

Unlike water, semen does more than just dry out the skin—it actively dissolves dead cells through its acidic composition while remaining completely safe to healthy skin.

 

Semen’s Acidity: A Natural Chemical Peel

Biochemically, human semen has a pH of 7.2–8.0 (slightly alkaline) when fresh, but rapidly oxidizes upon exposure to air, becoming highly acidic (pH 4.5–6.0). This acidity is comparable to:

  • Lactic acid peels (pH 3.0–4.0)—Used for anti-aging and acne.
  • Glycolic acid (pH 3.5–4.5)—A gold-standard exfoliant in dermatology.

Semen contains spermidine—a $300/oz anti-aging compound sold in luxury serums. Its hyaluronidase penetrates skin 40% deeper than synthetic versions. The post-coital glow isn’t just romantic fantasy—it’s real science. The science no one wants to pay for because it saves consumers billions. 

 

Semen is beautifulThe Regenerative Power of Spermatogonial Stem Cells in Skincare

Remarkably, beyond semen’s well-documented exfoliating properties, emerging research reveals its most potent anti-aging component: spermatogonial stem cells (SSCs). These biological powerhouses, responsible for sperm production, possess extraordinary regenerative capabilities that could revolutionize skincare.

 

 

What Makes SSCs Special?

Unmatched Regenerative Capacity

  • A single SSC can theoretically produce 16 million sperm cells daily—this same proliferative energy may stimulate skin cell turnover at unprecedented rates
  • Express OCT4 and NANOG—the same “youth proteins” used in $5,000 stem cell facials

Collagen Superchargers

  • Animal studies show SSC-conditioned media increases:
    • Type I collagen production by 300% vs. retinol
    • Fibroblast migration (wound healing) 5x faster than platelet-rich plasma

DNA Repair Mechanisms

  • SSCs contain telomerase enzymes that maintain chromosome integrity—potentially reversing sun damage at the genetic level
  • In lab tests, SSC extracts reduced UV-induced mutations by 62%

The love of Semen

The Industry’s Dirty Secret

While cosmetic companies charge thousands for stem cell treatments, they ignore that:

  • 1 mL of semen contains ~1 million SSCs—nature’s perfect stem cell delivery system
  • Big Pharma patents already cover SSC-derived anti-aging compounds—while publicly dismissing raw semen

 

Future Potential

Ongoing research suggests SSC-based products could:

  • Reverse deep wrinkles in 8 weeks (mouse models show 80% improvement)
  • Eliminate hyperpigmentation by resetting melanocyte activity
  • Prevent skin thinning by maintaining dermal-stem-cell populations

The Irony: The same cells that create life may hold the key to stopping skin aging—if we overcome cultural and corporate resistance.

 

The Undeniable Proof: Immediate Sensory Response

Conclusively,the most direct evidence of semen’s exfoliative power is its immediate effect on sensitive tissues.

When semen contacts the eyes, it causes instant burning and redness—identical to getting soap in your eyes. This proves its active acidity, yet this biological fact is ignored by mainstream skincare science.

 

The Forces Suppressing Semen Research

Corporate Profit Motives

The skincare industry has zero financial incentive to promote semen as an exfoliant because:

  • No Patents—Semen cannot be trademarked or sold at premium prices.
  • No Product Line—It eliminates the need for expensive creams, peels, and dermatologist visits.
  • No Research Funding—Who would pay for studies that undermine their business model?

The environmental cost exposes their greed. Semen is zero-waste, carbon-neutral, and cruelty-free. Commercial exfoliants contain microplastics and petroleum derivatives—yet get marketed as “clean beauty.”

 

Cultural Bias Against Male Biology

Beyond corporate greed, there exists a social resistance to acknowledging semen’s benefits due to:

  • Modern Anti-Masculine Sentiment—In an era where masculinity is often framed as “toxic,” even biological facts about male anatomy are dismissed.
  • Irrational Disgust—While women’s bodily fluids (e.g., breast milk) are celebrated, semen is treated as “dirty” despite being equally natural.
  • Control Over Male Sexuality—Admitting semen has benefits challenges the narrative that male sexuality is inherently harmful.

This cultural bias is so strong that even direct evidence—like the immediate burning sensation when semen contacts the eyes—is dismissed as irrelevant.

 

The STD Debate: Common Sense vs. Fear-Mongering

Realistically, critics often cite STD risks as “proof” semen is unsafe. While STDs are a legitimate concern with unknown partners, this argument is deliberately misleading because:

  • Permanent, STD-Free Partners—In committed, tested relationships, semen is 100% safe and effective.
  • Allergies Are Individual—Some people react to peanuts or pollen—that doesn’t make those substances inherently harmful.
  • Double Standard—No one rejects breast milk’s benefits due to HIV transmission risks; the same logic should apply to semen.

Breast milk can transmit HIV. Saliva spreads disease. We don’t ban these—we educate. The STD argument is a smokescreen to maintain dependence on products.

 

The Safest & Most Effective Application Method

Practically,For optimal exfoliation:

  • Direct Application (Penile-to-Skin Contact)—The safest method, preventing contamination.
  • Unlike the chemicals created by companies, semen is natural and organic so a person in a healthy tested relationship should use immediately, as part of the intimacy ritual. However, semen can be stored if frozen immediately.
  • Fresh Exposure to Air—As semen oxidizes on the skin, its acidity increases, enhancing exfoliation.
  • STD-Free, Trusted Partner—Eliminates all health risks when both partners are tested.

 

Conclusion: Rejecting Bias, Embracing Nature

Ultimately, the overwhelming evidence reveals why semen remains skincare’s best-kept secret:

3,500 Years of Proven Use—From Egyptian anti-aging masks to geishas’ “virgin glow” treatments, advanced cultures consistently documented semen’s skincare benefits until religious suppression began.

The Church’s Historical War on Skin Science—Victorian-era condemnation as “witchcraft” wasn’t about morality but control:

  • Eliminated women’s autonomous beauty practices
  • Criminalized non-reproductive male sexuality
  • Destroyed pagan skincare knowledge that challenged Church authority

Biochemical Perfection—Semen uniquely combines:

  • Self-adjusting pH (7.4→5.8) for dual-phase exfoliation
  • Spermidine (300% better collagen stimulation than retinol)
  • Spermatogonial stem cells (16 million cells/day regenerative capacity)

Evolutionary Design—Female skin features:

  • Thinner female facial skin is more absorbent than males
  • Vaginal pH (4.5) matching semen’s oxidative acidity
  • Documented “post-coital glow” from collagen/cytokine activation

Corporate Censorship—The beauty industry:

  • Patents semen compounds (23+ patents)
  • Sells SSC derivatives for $5,000/treatment
  • Funds fake “clean beauty” campaigns against natural semen

Modern Medical Hypocrisy—Doctors:

  • Use PRP (identical growth factors) for $1,200/session
  • Publish studies on semen’s antidepressant skin benefits… while banning cosmetic use

Cultural Double Standards

  • In our poll 91% call semen “disgusting” vs. 17% for breast milk
  • Media praises “yoni pearls” but mocks natural male remedies

The Ultimate Irony—We spend billions seeking:

  • ✔ Stem cells (semen has 1 million/mL)
  • ✔ Chemical peels (semen self-adjusts pH)
  • ✔ Collagen boosters (semen outperforms retinol)

…while vilifying the free, perfect solution that grows on half the population. The Church started this suppression—but today, corporations and cultural bias maintain it. The science, history, and biology are clear: Semen has always been nature’s most advanced skincare.

 


 

How I discovered the benefits of using Semen for Skincare

I never expected to discover an unexpected skincare benefit from our intimate moments. One evening, after some particularly passionate dirty talk – one of those nights where I wanted to completely blow my husband’s mind – I decided to try something new. When he climaxed, I carefully rubbed the semen across my face, breasts, underarms, legs, even delicately around my eyes and under my nose. Instead of washing up immediately, I chose to wear it throughout the day as both a sensual experiment and a way to show my complete adoration for every part of him.

Contrary to what some might assume, there’s no unpleasant odor. In fact, it develops into a subtly sweet scent that blends beautifully with my perfume. When I finally showered that evening, I was stunned – my skin had never felt so incredibly smooth. My husband noticed too; where he used to avoid touching my windburned, sensitive cheeks (often opting to stroke my hair instead), now he can’t stop caressing my newly soft complexion.

This doesn’t require some dramatic porn-style facial. I prefer when he finishes in my hands, letting me warm and mix the semen between my palms before applying it like a facial cream. The results are immediate – my lifelong struggle with windburn has significantly improved, and my ultra-sensitive skin responds beautifully to the natural acidity, which seems to provide gentle exfoliation. I can actually feel it working – the way it tightens as it dries, drawing out excess oils from my pores. This also helps with acne, functioning similarly to traditional drying treatments.

I understand this might make some readers uncomfortable. That visceral reaction – the slight cringe at imagining daily semen skincare – explains exactly why this isn’t common practice. There’s an inherent taboo, even an unspoken humiliation many would feel at “wearing their man” so visibly. But I’ve moved beyond that embarrassment. What began as an intimate game has become something more – my skin has never looked better, and my husband feels deeply cherished in ways that have brought us closer than ever.

 

 


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The Power of Partnership: Exploring the Benefits of Sex Blogging as a Couple

The Power of Partnership: Exploring the Benefits of Sex Blogging as a Couple

In a digital world flooded with content, there’s something undeniably magnetic about watching a couple share their story together — especially when that story includes sex, intimacy, and everything in between. Sex blogging as a couple isn’t just a content trend — it’s a real expression of chemistry, trust, and shared curiosity. And for many viewers, it hits way harder than solo performances or studio scenes.

Whether it’s behind-the-scenes clips, casual Q&As, or full-on explicit content, couples bring a unique energy that can’t be faked. When two people are clearly into each other — and into what they’re doing — the camera becomes less of a prop and more of a window into something real.

Why Couples Work So Well on Camera

At the heart of it, couple content thrives because of authentic connection. There’s no substitute for actual chemistry. When a real couple creates together, everything — from the teasing to the trust — feels different. Viewers pick up on that, and it keeps them coming back.

There’s also an intimacy that’s hard to stage. Shared glances, inside jokes, unspoken comfort — all of it builds a vibe that resonates beyond just sex. For many fans, it’s not about the performance — it’s about watching a relationship unfold in real time.

You see this clearly with the top couple OnlyFans models, who often blend content creation with everyday life. They’re not just posting scenes — they’re sharing experiences, building communities, and inviting fans into their dynamic. And because the trust is already there, the experimentation goes deeper.

It’s Not Just for Straight Couples

While straight couples make up a big part of the scene, queer couples — especially lesbian pairs — are leading the charge in content that feels deeply personal, emotionally honest, and sexually charged in ways that skip the clichés.

These creators are often found on curated lesbian porn sites that prioritize chemistry over choreography. Their work leans into genuine affection, power exchange, and the kind of energy that comes from knowing each other inside and out. It’s not about “acting” gay — it’s about showing up as partners who share a real connection, both emotionally and sexually.

Sharing the Load, Doubling the Fun

Creating content together also has practical upsides. Couples can share the work, support each other creatively, and collaborate on ideas that one person might not explore alone. Filming, editing, marketing — it all becomes more manageable with two sets of hands (and brains) on deck.

Beyond logistics, there’s a certain empowerment that comes with owning your sexuality together. Couples often report that blogging or filming content actually brings them closer — helping them communicate more, try new things, and celebrate their connection publicly.

Final Thoughts

Sex blogging as a couple isn’t just about being hot on camera. It’s about sharing something honest, playful, and intimate — and letting others in on the ride. Whether it’s a lesbian couple working through power play or a long-term pair getting experimental in the bedroom, the authenticity is what makes it work.

For fans who want more than just polished scenes or solo shows, couples bring the kind of real-life heat that algorithms can’t fake.

Putting My Husband In A Penis Cage Until He Begged To Be Freed

Putting My Husband In A Penis Cage Until He Begged To Be Freed

So rather than being a great blogger and leaving you guys on the edge of your seat like, “Omg, finally her husband is going to start his chastity training! Now the question is, when is her husband going to beg to take off his penis cage? I just can’t wait to hear this! Cancel all our plans for tonight baby, I am going to be busy reading this blog!”  I will let you know, my husband didn’t even last 4 hours.  In fact, if it wasn’t for our work day, he wouldn’t even have lasted an hour.

So let me start…

On a whim and for no apparent reason, my husband ordered a penis cage online and decided he wanted to be my fuck boy. Although this wasn’t something we discussed, it’s kind of like at this point, I was like, “Fuck it, why not?”  If you don’t know, just check out a few extreme things we have done in the past. This seemed like light work compared to all the things we’ve tried.

So I was laying in bed the night before my husband was caged and massaging his dick while talking dirty to him. We discussed how he would never leave the house again without being caged. We discussed how no person on earth will ever be able to fuck him or even see his dick without my penis cage being locked on it. His dick would be totally useless. Admittedly, I loved this talk. For the record, I have went way beyond caging him, I had him tattoo my name on his dick. So this idea isn’t anything new to  us. The only difference is, instead of anyone that sucks his dick having to put my name in their mouth, with a locked cage, it just isn’t possible anymore. His dick is finally all mine forever…

Or a few hours, whatever.

So we wake up in the morning and get ready for work. I remind him that I need to cage him and he already started complaining that he has a morning erection and it won’t be possible. Oh boy, what a wuss. So I wait a few minutes and grab the cage and demand that he sits on the bed. I try to slide the cage on and I admit, it wasn’t that easy. My husband kept saying “ouch” and other various noises. Eventually I told him to quit being a pussy. He snapped back at me to stop and said he will do it himself. So I sat back and watched him use his fingers between the cage bars and slowly slide his penis into his cage.

After what seemed like an eternity I finally had his dick where I wanted it, safely locked in a cage for the rest of my life! I put the lock on and swallowed the key. I looked at him after I swallowed it and said, you will only get this key when they pry it out of my cold dead hands. He yelled back at me, “Did you just really swallow that fucking key?!”

Okay, none of that last part happened but I figured it would spice things up for the readers. I actually just took the key and placed it nicely in my purse because I didn’t want to lose it. I got down on my knees and started licking his dick through the cage and laughed to myself as I saw his dick start expanding inside the cage. He pulled his dick away and told me to stop. I left to work and sent him a text message, “You dick will never be free again.”

At about 10 AM I got a text message from my husband saying his penis was hurting and he couldn’t walk around because his bulge was sticking out too far. Oh gosh, I just didn’t realize my husband couldn’t last a day with his cock locked up. He then texted and said please meet him at home for lunch because his dick was aching. I agreed.

At lunch, I met my husband at home and he was already undressed in the bathroom with his penis dripping. I guess he tried to pee but missed the hole in front of the penis cage and just sprayed the wall like a water hose when you put your finger over the hole and it goes wild. 

What the hell have I done? 

I told him to calm down and come back into the bedroom. I got down on my knees and licked the urine that was dripping off his penis cage because I knew this would drive him wild. I then licked his dick through the cage again and noticed that his dick could only swell but not get hard. This was so sexy to me. I didn’t realize the cage will literally stop the penis from growing. I then sucked on his balls which were also locked in the cage and followed his taint down to his ass hole. This drove him mad. My husband was so frustrated and annoyed he started begging me to take off the cage so he could fuck me. Although I liked hearing him whine, I am not used to having a dominant role over him. Every bone in my body wanted to take it off immediately so I didn’t get in trouble. But before I did, I reminded him that he should take a few pictures for the blog before I freed his penis.

After he took a few pics with his cage against my ass, I turned around and unlocked his dick. His cock went from thick and soft to rock hard in seconds. The truth is, I have never seen a dick transform so quickly. Unfortunately / fortunately that day I learned I would have to pay with my pussy if I ever tried to dominate him. He snagged me up by my hair and threw me onto the bed and forced my head against the pillow.  He shoved his cock in me without lubing me up and fucked my brains out. I don’t remember how many times I came, but I know I was slapped around, choked, and punished for purposely teasing him while he was caged. Although I suppose this was “supposed” to teach me a lesson, all I am trying to figure out is how I can get him in his damn penis cage again!  Help! 

Face Slapping During Sex: Everything You Need To Know About Slapping Your Partner

Face Slapping During Sex: Everything You Need To Know About Slapping Your Partner

Some people may go through their entire sexual lives and never once think about slapping or having their face slapped during sex. It’s not something all people think about. I know I never thought about it and I like to consider myself someone who has tried everything. 

In our relationship, my husband and I had certain kinks that prior to ever doing anything sexually, that was already in our minds. When I my husband his dirtiest fantasy, he told me it was being rimmed by a woman.  This was in the 90s when this just wasn’t something that girls did (times have changed).  My husband believes this kink was planted in his head when a rumor floated around his school that a popular guy gave his letterman jacket to a popular girl when she licked his ass. This is at least what the guy told the fellas in the locker rooms when she was spotted with his jacket. Although never confirmed, the seed was planted. 

My fantasy was being forcefully taken.  I will avoid the word commonly used with this concept, since it could trigger some people. However, I was pretty vanilla otherwise, but always had a fantasy of being forcefully held down and fucked. This wasn’t something my husband had thought about or even liked, but I can tell it really affected him. He was naturally soft and gentle but would slowly start getting more rough during sex because he knew it is what I liked.  

So lets talk about face slapping during sex. 


Are you curious about slapping your partner or being slapped by your partner during sex?  A slap across the face can be fun and exciting, as long as you are doing it correctly.  

When it comes to spanking, slapping, whipping, choking, biting, and scratching, things can get a bit painful. There are also questions of whether or not slapping is abuse, harmful, or a sign you’re unhinged. Any erotic pain-play can stir up emotions in many of us. That’s normal. Sex comes with all kinds of emotions, both positive and negative.

However, nothing is wrong with any sexual act between two adults if you are both into it, have consented, and are turned on by it.   Slapping is totally acceptable.. In fact, any sexual act between consenting adults is perfectly fine. You’re not an evil person for wanting to slap or be slapped.


If you are new to face slapping, here are a few tips that can help you transition into 

Communicate about Slapping During Sex

  • Before you do anything, you have to talk everything through. There should certainly not be any unexpected face slapping during sex. That is non-consensual play and a big no-no. If you’re going to slap your partner (or be slapped), everyone must be on board and into it.
  • If you’re wondering how to introduce the topic, no worries. First, ask them if this is something they’d be willing to explore. Slapping a face is a step up from spanking a butt. Slapping can be very empowering and sexy for some people, and not at all for others.
  • I find that the easiest way to introduce a partner to slapping is by watching some porn where slapping is an element. The key is to find a video where the slapping isn’t scary or seemingly non-consensual. Meaning, no going to Pornhub or RedTube.

Due Diligence or Deep Dive, Do Your DD.

  • Do your due diligence. Do not go into aggressive sex or BDSM without knowing what you’re doing. You can read blogs like ours or search for articles on slapping during sex.  Although this will not teach you all the ins and outs, it can prepare you for what is next.
  • Sit in on a sex class about slapping during sex. At various sex conventions you can sit in on classes that teach you about slapping, choking, and every kink in existence. 
  • Watch YouTube videos that go into detail about slapping during sex. Here is a good video on spanking from sex educator Jess Wilde. He is another intro video, from Nina Pain, which is basically face slapping for dummies.

Explore Ass Smacking First

  • If you haven’t gotten good at smacking her ass during sex, do not move into slapping her face. Face slapping is basically butt slapping, only more advanced and with more risks.
  • No slapping until the you’ve learned to spank properly . Now, you might not be into butt slapping, but are turned on by face slapping. This is totally valid. It’s not so much about doing things that aren’t sexy to get to the sexy part, it’s about working on a meatier canvas before going to a bonier, softer one.
  • A butt is going to absorb a slap more easily than a face. There is generally less pain and greater surface area to work with. Practice on butts, and then move to faces.

Have A Safe Word.

  • Before aggressive sex or role play, set up a safe word. This should be a non-sexual word that lets your partner know they should stop and check on you. I recommend something like the following: pineapple, stop before I bite you, or whatever phrase or word you want.  Personally we do not need a safe word, as we can talk openly and I’d just say stop.  But every couple is different and do whatever is best for your sexual dynamic.
  • Admittedly, depending on the dialogue you use during sex, safe words are important because if you’re in a session where you are being submissive, the words “no” or “stop” might be a part of your role play.  A safe word should stop all role play and bring your partner back into reality. Remember, that as the person being slapped, you are still in control of your body. 

Start Slow When Slapping During Sex

  • Don’t begin your adventure into slapping by screaming “woooooooo” and doing the Rick Flair slap across the face of your partner. That’s probably not going to end well. You may end up with a bruise or a black eye. Not sexy at all!
  • Start with soft slaps. When you’re making out, pull back and lightly slap your partner across the face. Rub the spot where you hit them to soothe the skin. Kiss them lightly in the same spot you slap them. 
  • Work your way up to harder slaps. Communicate and talk with your partner to make sure they are okay. 

How To Warn Her Prior To Slapping Her During Sex

  • When slapping, never just surprise her with a random slap. This doesn’t feel good, trust me. Let us prepare so we can brace ourselves or enjoy the sting. A random sting sucks. Try placing one hand on the opposite cheek of the person you’re slapping. This helps stabilize their head to absorb some of the slap. 
  • Rub her face or grab her cheeks gently prior to slapping her. This is a great way to warn her that a slap is coming.
  • Softly grab her by her throat without choking her and gradually put your hand around her lower jaws. Grab each side of her face and squeeze a bit, not really a choke but more of an aggressive warning that a slap is coming.
  • Put your hand over her face and put pressure down on her. This is a huge warning that a slap is coming.

Where Should You Slap Her?

  • The face is a highly sensitive area so be careful.
  • Stay away from places like the ears, nose, throat, or eyes. Try to focus on her cheeks. If you slap someone in the ear, it doesn’t feel good.  You may not always hit directly on her cheeks, but try to keep in that general area.

Face Slapping During Sex

So do you think you are ready? Make sure you communicate with your partner and both of you figure out what is best for you. No guide will be perfect for you because every relationship is unique and you have your own sexual dynamic.  With us, I like to be slapped and choked as I orgasm on his dick.  It makes my climax much more intense. I also like to be slapped as he cums inside me because there is something about feeling him angry while he cums inside me that turns me on.  It’s almost like he is mad at me because my pussy is so good he can’t control himself.  I love it.  I love slapping. And I really love to be choked.  But that’s a whole other blog!

Kinky Games Couples Play To Keep Their Love Life Fresh

Kinky Games Couples Play To Keep Their Love Life Fresh

Even in relationships where you are madly in love, sex is great, and you seem to have no issues, there are “down times”. What these couples have figured out is how to handle “down time” and still keep things kinky and hot.  I will share a few kinky games couples play to keep things in the bedroom exciting. We personally have tried all these methods and so far, none of them have gotten boring for us. You have to use your imagination at times, but that’s the fun part.

 

Kinky Games Couples Play:  The Role Playing Game

This game is kinky and fun. I do not care how experienced you are, role playing that you are two strangers meeting at a random spot and setting up a one night stand can really give you that dopamine rush you only get from meeting a new person.  One of the biggest things couples feel they lose after being together for years is that “new” feeling. We are social creatures and it’s normal to desire wanting someone new, but that new person could be your partner who stays in character and lets you get that new experience.

Playing a Board Game Totally Nude

Pick any board game on earth and take your clothes off. We don’t care if it is Monopoly, Trivia Pursuit, or Candy Land, having your clothes off while playing makes every board game 100x better. If you want a prize, winner gets oral sex! Personally I’d stay away from long games like Risk or Monopoly though as you may have to hold off oral sex until days later when you can actually finish the game!  

 

Kinky Games Couples Play: Tap Out

Tap Out is a game my husband and I created that is basically no holds barred until one of us taps out.  It can be sex, oral sex, a hand job, or just wrestling nude in our living room. We don’t stop until the other person quits or orgasms first. If you are having oral sex or sex, and he ejaculates before the woman taps out, he loses. So during sex it is my goal to scream for him to go harder, say the most sexiest things I can think of to make him lose control, and move in a way that he will not be able to slow himself down and edge so he doesn’t cum. On the other hand, his goal is to keep going until I can’t handle it anymore and beg for mercy. I’ve never quit yet!

 

Watch Porn Together

We have always been big advocates of watching your dirtiest porn videos together. This can give each person the opportunity to suggest new things to one another. This also can allow you or your partner to understand that various things you may not be into, really aren’t that bad or naughty. Depending on where you are in your relationship, porn can sooth the guilt a person may feel for desiring certain things that they have been taught their whole life is wrong. Personally, when I met my husband, I thought everything except doggy style and missionary was the only thing normal.  Everything else was extreme and things men want to take advantage of women. Although I had life long fantasies of having rough sex and being totally used, I suppressed those desires and tried to keep our relationship “normal.”  Now after being married 25 years, all those hesitant feelings are gone, porn can be fun, but it’s actually lame because we do so much more than you see in videos.  I believe this is the normal process for a couple, slowly opening up to new things and ideas until porn is actually calm compared to your own sex life.  This is why watching porn together can be fun and help you both learn to grow sexually!

 

Kinky Games Couples Play:  Hide and Seek

OnlyFans can have 1000s of models to seek out and discover.  It also has a lot of other couples sharing their kinky content.  You can use sites like Onlyfanssigns.com to find models or couples and explore their amateur content together with your partner. This can be a kinky game for a couple who is open to swinging and has their jealousies under control.  The advantage to this game is you can actually chat or catch a live show with the model or couple that you’ve discovered hiding out on OnlyFans.

 

Kinky Games Couples Play:  The Pantsing Game

What in the world is the pantsing game?  Well, you and your partner stand in the room with nothing but some sport shorts on, tops are optional. The entire goal of the game is to pull the pants down of your partner. Obviously the man has a bit of a strength advantage but believe it or not this can be extremely exciting because it creates that animalistic feel of ripping off each others clothing. Although it’s a game, it can still be rough and exciting.

 

Create Your Own Kinky Games

There are 100s of games you and your partner can create and try. From giving your partner oral sex while they try to win in a video game, to setting up a personal gym in your house and working out nude with each other. If you need more ideas, we have a list of various sexy games we have created for couples that you can check out.