Things You Can Do When You Are Alone, Bored, and Horny

There are a lot of things you can do when you are bored, horny, and alone. We have decided to help our readers come up with a few ideas on how to spend a lonely night.  Below we will list a few things you can do when you are bored, horny, and all by your lonely.  


1. Load up your handy dandy websites and do the obvious.

This is the easiest and most obvious idea, browse the best adult cam sites you have on your lists and grab your lotion. Not that anyone needed to read this, as it is the most obvious option, but we’d be neglecting the topic if we didn’t mention it. Whether it be an old school porn magazine or the latest and greatest website, watching adult videos or live cam sites can take up your entire night. So stock up on Cheetos and Mt. Dew and get to browsing!



2. Dress up!

Getting dressed up can be a great way to spend a lonely night when you are bored and horny. For a man, dressing up could mean trying on a sexy thong, or maybe even cross-dressing.  

It puts the lotion on the skin.

As a man, putting on your girls panties or wearing her heels, can really give you a kinky feeling and give you some unexpected dopamine on a lonely night. If you are female, putting on your hottest lingerie and sipping  a little wine can really give you a good night vibe. A lot of our suggestions are more “feel good” ideas than anything. Dressing up can really make you feel good about yourself. So slide into something kinky and walk around your house in your sexiest outfit.



3. Undress!

Well, if dressing up can get the hormones flowing, undressing does the same thing. Walk around the house nude. Total nudity while doing housework, cooking, eating, napping, or performing other everyday tasks can be sexually intoxicating. Enjoying the freedom of restriction of wearing clothes, especially underwear. I can still remember the first time I slept nude by myself. It felt so naughty for some reason, because I didn’t know if someone would walk in or a house fire would have me running out in the middle of the street with my birthday suit. However, it made me feel good about myself and I never slept again with clothing on. It really is a great feeling to enjoy the free movement that nudity brings. 



4. Groom yourself.

If you are alone and horny, grooming your body hair can be very fun. I can’t even tell you how many times when I am bored and horny I ended up in the bathroom shaving hearts into my pubic hair or the letter of my man’s first name in my nether region.  That’s right, you have the whole alphabet to work with here, so play Sesame Street with your crotch and pick a letter!



5. Create DIY sex toys.

So you are bored and lonely and tired of stroking until your member is numb.  Well, grab a towel and same tape and create your own fifi.  

Fifi is a prison slang term for an artificial vagina made from whatever materials are available.

We have done this a few times ourselves, the latest being our Do It Yourself Milking Table!  This was a fun project and we even started selling it to others when we completed ours!



In conclusion, when you are bored, lonely, and horny, the options are endless. We have tried to list a few starting points but could probably go on forever.  Life is short, be creative, and enjoy finding different ways to entertain yourself on a lonely night. 

How Erotic Audio Can Spice Up Your Sex Life

Every now and then we get a content creator that really brings something new to us that we haven’t really thought about. Lewd Lexi has a great new blog she created and really treats her readers with something special: Erotic Audio.  We asked Lewd Lexi to do a guest blog for us and share with our readers what exactly Erotic Audio is and how it can spice up your sex life.

How Erotic Audio Can Spice Up Your Sex Life

Have you ever explored the rapidly-growing world of audio porn?

This unique form of media is rising in popularity not only between individuals, but between couples as well, who are using it to enhance their sex lives in ways that other forms of pornography cannot compete with.

In this article, I’ll be covering four different ways that erotic audio can help to spice up your sex life, and why it may be worthwhile to explore it with your partner!

What Is Erotic Audio?

For those who have never heard of erotic audio before, it is essentially a form of pornography that is done completely through audio.

There is usually no sort of visuals to go along with it, and all imagery is created entirely in your head. This usually has a creator reading off of a script, while using sound effects and ambiences to help you create a scene in your mind.

For creators, this is great because you aren’t bound by the same constraints that a filmmaker would have. You don’t need to bother with things like designing costumes, creating believable special effects, or finding a location for filming that matches the scenario. Whether the scene takes place behind a football stadium or on a spaceship on Mars, audio can be created easily without breaking immersion.

This means that you can create believable, realistic, and immersive scenarios in your mind that extend far beyond what you would find with regular pornography. Voice actors and actresses are able to create scenarios that wouldn’t be financially feasible to create in regular porn, or even go beyond what’s realistic in real life.

So, how can it be used to help you and your partner in bed? Let’s look over four different reasons!


How Erotic Audio Can Improve Your Sex Life

1. Erotic Audio Makes A Great Foreplay Tool

One unique thing about audio porn is that it focuses heavily on building up the scene and setting the context as to why the characters are engaging in sex together.

This makes it great as a foreplay tool, as the buildup before the sex happens may make up a large portion of the audio. In fact, it’s this lengthy build up that makes audio porn so erotic when the sexual acts finally occur.

Contrast this with regular pornography. In regular porn, the buildup is often quick, and if there even is a storyline behind it, it is usually kept brief. This is because unlike with audio, actors need to memorize lines. It’s all about getting to the sex right away.

This may be exciting of course, but considering how important foreplay is – especially for women, the slower and more immersive buildup that erotic audio offers can help mentally prepare you both for sex, and get you hornier at a much deeper level.

2. Erotic Audio Allows You Partake In Roleplay, Without Being Good At It

Many erotic audios consist of roleplays. Again, as voice actors and actresses, our job is to create a role – and act it out with you in a believable manner.

This can be anything from roleplaying your loving wife pleasuring you after a long day of work, to a demon succubus that you accidentally summoned, to the college cheerleader you used to fantasize about decades ago.

According to one study of 2,000 couples in the United States, 29 percent of people are interested in roleplaying, while 27% of Americans have a sexual act they want to try, but are too shy to bring up to their partner.

Roleplaying requires you to be vulnerable and comfortable with each other. Listening to erotic audio together – and either using it as a form of guided practice, or diverting from it completely to continue the roleplay in your own direction, can help the two of you open up and get closer together. And it does so without the added pressure of needing to come up with the scenario yourself.

3. You’re Able To Consume Porn Together, Without Being Distracted By A Screen

According to one study published in the National Library of Medicine, couples that watch porn together experience improved relationship health and higher sexual satisfaction than couples that do not.

However, porn is best used as a tool to bring the both of you together, rather than to cause a divide or distraction.

One great thing about audio porn is that you are able to play it and engage in it, without being distracted by a screen.

This means you are free to focus more intently on your partner – both visually, as well as with your touch, too.

As someone who creates audio porn, I’ve been told by many couples that they use my audios while engaging in mutual masturbation, before focusing on each other more intently.

Being able to consume pornography without needing to focus on a screen – or the people on it, makes it easier to keep your attention on each other – leading to better sex between the two of you.

4. Erotic Audio Allows You To Explore New Fantasies Together.

Finally, erotic audio is a fantastic tool for exploring new fantasies and fetishes that you may not have been exposed to previously.

As mentioned earlier on, audio porn is not bound by the same constraints as real porn. It is easier to explore new scenarios or fetishes, without having to worry about creating a realistic visual production.

This means that many erotic audios are heavily focused around novel scenarios or ideas that you won’t usually find in regular porn.

You may find that the two of you are both really turned on by an idea that you have never been exposed to before, or that you’ve never shared with a previous partner.

Ultimately, this unique experience and shared fantasy will bring the two of you closer together, while giving you more unique ways to mix it up in the bedroom.

Closing Thoughts

There’s a reason why erotic audio is on the rise – not just among individuals, but as a tool for couples as well.

While the erotic audio community is mostly made up of individual actors / actresses like myself rather than professional studios, there is already more audio porn out there than one could ever listen to in their lifetime.

So, find an audio that appeals to both of you, and load it up! You may be surprised how much the both of you enjoy it.

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Who Can Create Amateur Pornography?

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Who Can Create Amateur Pornography?

A lot of couples spend time watching pornography online each week. Some couples watch porn together each day. Many of these couples are watching amateur porn because it is much more relatable to their own personal sex life. Nevertheless, many people still put a negative stigma on porn stars, as if they are professionals. They are not and anything they do, so can you! The amateur porn genre is so popular because it is so diverse. The performers can come from many countries and backgrounds.

In basic terms, anyone can spend time creating amateur pornography. Doing so allows them to make money, have fun, and entertain people around the world. Who can create amateur porn? Read the thorough guide below to find out.

The Requirements

One of the best things about amateur porn is that the entry requirements are minimal. You don’t need any experience to start creating amateur porn. Instead, you’ll need a computer, an Internet connection, and a camera. You can start with a webcam before upgrading to something better. More importantly, you should have a passion for sex.

You’ll also need confidence since you’re going to be showing off your body. Over time, you’ll become more comfortable performing in front of the camera. If you think you have what it takes, you can begin performing live amateur sex shows immediately.

Any Gender

As most people know amateur live porn is very popular around the world. When you begin browsing websites that offer this genre of porn, you’ll find that most of the performers are women. Although this will likely always be the case, the genre is suitable for all genders. Whether you’re a man, woman, or transsexual, you can partake in amateur pornography. Millions of viewers are watching this type of porn. Therefore, their preferences are going to differ significantly.

Some people are looking for female amateurs, but others are eager to watch men. Then, you’ll have people who want to watch transsexual performers. Suffice to say, there is a market for everyone. Regardless of your pronouns, you can easily create amateur porn and find a suitable audience.


Another thing you’ll find is that your sexuality won’t matter. People are eager to watch amateur content more than anything. Each viewer will have different preferences so there will be something for everyone. If you’re bisexual, you’ll have a bigger audience since you can perform with men and women. Nevertheless, straight amateurs and lesbian amateurs are also extremely popular.

Amateur stars will work hard to find a way to satisfy their audiences. If you can do that, you’ll succeed regardless of your sexuality.



It is often believed that only college girls are creating porn. Others think they’re single mothers who need to make money on the side. Although this might’ve been true many years ago, times have changed. Now, there are more performers than ever. Plus, people from different backgrounds are creating adult content. If you follow the news, you’ll find that teachers, doctors, cops, and others are involved in the amateur porn industry.

Whether you’re creating videos or photos, you can make a lot of money using amateur porn. However, you may need to separate your porn business from your career to avoid potential problems.

Should You?

Amateur porn isn’t right for everyone, but it can be a good choice for people who need to make money. If you’re struggling to pay your bills, you may want to consider delving into adult content. Doing so may be a good choice for you. All you have to do is turn on your camera and tease your audience. If you’re willing to work hard and expose yourself on camera, you’ll quickly gain a following and become a popular amateur performer. You can even turn your hobby into a profitable career.

How To Get The Most Out Of Your Sex Doll Experience


How To Get The Most Out Of Your Sex Doll Experience

As our readers know, our blog tends to focus on couples and the various things they can do to keep their relationship sexy, healthy, and strong. We started our blogging journey in high school but slowly opened up to share every aspect of our relationship, which included our very detailed path to experimenting with opening our bedroom to other people. Since then, ethical non-monogamy (ENM) has gotten extremely popular and threesomes have become part of a lot of couples’ relationships. This is likely due to the explosion of internet, dating apps, and people slowly evolving to accept different lifestyles. With the change, couples are out looking for unicorns like never before. We have explained in the past that we believe the safest unicorn experience would be with a sex doll. These realistic companions, available at reputable sex doll shops globally, offer individuals a unique and customizable way to explore their desires and intimacy. To ensure the best experience with a sex doll, here are ways to maximize your sex doll experience.

A unicorn is a person who is willing to join an existing couple. They may join the couple only for sex, or they may become a more involved part of the relationship and spend nonsexual, companionship time together too.

Choose the Right Sex Doll Shop

Start your journey by selecting a reputable sex doll shop. Look for one that offers a diverse range of adult dolls made from materials such as Thermoplastic Elastomer (TPE) and luxury silicone. A reliable shop will provide quality assurance and a wide selection to suit your preferences.  

A Thermoplastic elastomer, or TPE is a flexible and rubber-like material that processes like plastic. A TPE is a true thermoplastic, which does not require vulcanization or curing.

Your Sex Doll Hygiene

Maintaining proper hygiene is essential. Clean your sex doll thoroughly before and after each use. Use a gentle, pH-balanced cleanser, and follow the manufacturer’s cleaning instructions to prevent damage.

Lubrication Is Always The Key

This is a great life lesson, because much like with all intercourse, sex doll or human, lubrication is still the key.  Whether you want to use your own saliva while practicing giving your sex doll oral sex, or you purchase water-based lubricant (as much as we love coconut oil for lubrication, avoid it with your sex doll).  Coconut oil and silicone-based lubes can damage TPE sex dolls over time.

Experiment with Different Positions

We have a some cool artwork we created with various threesome positions that you possibly could try with your sex doll. The fun part about using a sex dolls is their versatility. They also consent to any position you want to try. So if you and your partner have talked about rough sex in the past but it seemed a bit scary, having a threesome with a sex doll could be a great way to let your partner experience rough sex in person. You can choke and slap your sex doll all you want, they won’t complain. But remember, doing things softly while going through the “rough” theatrics is the key to letting your partner see that it isn’t as scary as they may think it is. In fact, it may totally turn them on and they may want to be your sex doll the next night. Either way, experiment with different positions to find what works best for you. 

Safer Than Safe Sex: Using A Condom With Your Sex Doll

Although personally I would never use a condom with a sex doll, if you are worried about cleaning and keeping your sex doll with as little bacteria exposure as possible, using protection can make cleanup more manageable.

So I use a condom with a real woman to make sure not to catch diseases or get her pregnant, and now I am supposed to use a condom with a sex doll because I might be too lazy to clean her? – That guy that always asks the right questions.

Although our article is about making your experience with a sex doll enjoyable and clean up is never fun, we agree! Using a condom to save yourself from cleaning would be like having a threesome and you all decided to use condoms because no one wanted to clean up afterwards. This is  why it is important to understand how to clean your sex doll after you use them.

Maintenance Matters

Regularly inspect your sex doll for any signs of wear or damage. Address any issues promptly to ensure your doll remains in excellent condition for long-lasting enjoyment.

Look For Sexy Accessories For Your Sex Doll

Many sex doll shops offer a range of accessories to enhance your experience with sex dolls. From different lubes, to inserts for your dolls genitals, and even heating options, these extras can add an extra layer of realism and enjoyment. You can also buy matching outfits, shoes, jewelry, and hit up a goodwill for various everyday accessories for your sex doll. If you want a military women experience, thrift shops have a great selection of old camo jackets and uniforms that are no longer used for fair prices. The possibilities are endless!

Sex Dolls: I Don’t Think, Therefore I Am?

The beautiful thing about sex dolls is that they can be very real companions for some people to connect with. Whether it be a need of having total control, being lonely, or just having a strong imagination that creates a personality for your sex doll and gives you and unique bond.  However, with couples, a lot of times the goal is to have a no strings attached (NSA) threesome, and a sex doll can totally give you this experience. They have no feelings, they won’t talk about you around town or gossip, and they won’t steal your partner behind your back. Instead, you can throw them in the closet and they will keep all your naughty secrets hidden. 


In conclusion, sex dolls are becoming more acceptable in our world and couples having threesomes with a sex doll can be the perfect option. As long as you clean and maintain your sex doll they can last for a long time. You can also rest assure that you or your partner will not have any type of drama because your sex doll isn’t going to open their mouth unless you are sticking a dick in them. You can practice positions, roughness, and even dress them up as any type of role-play you desire. The possibilities are endless.

Putting My Husband In A Penis Cage Until He Begged To Be Freed

Putting My Husband In A Penis Cage Until He Begged To Be Freed

So rather than being a great blogger and leaving you guys on the edge of your seat like, “Omg, finally her husband is going to start his chastity training! Now the question is, when is her husband going to beg to take off his penis cage? I just can’t wait to hear this! Cancel all our plans for tonight baby, I am going to be busy reading this blog!”  I will let you know, my husband didn’t even last 4 hours.  In fact, if it wasn’t for our work day, he wouldn’t even have lasted an hour.

So let me start…

On a whim and for no apparent reason, my husband ordered a penis cage online and decided he wanted to be my fuck boy. Although this wasn’t something we discussed, it’s kind of like at this point, I was like, “Fuck it, why not?”  If you don’t know, just check out a few extreme things we have done in the past. This seemed like light work compared to all the things we’ve tried.

So I was laying in bed the night before my husband was caged and massaging his dick while talking dirty to him. We discussed how he would never leave the house again without being caged. We discussed how no person on earth will ever be able to fuck him or even see his dick without my penis cage being locked on it. His dick would be totally useless. Admittedly, I loved this talk. For the record, I have went way beyond caging him, I had him tattoo my name on his dick. So this idea isn’t anything new to  us. The only difference is, instead of anyone that sucks his dick having to put my name in their mouth, with a locked cage, it just isn’t possible anymore. His dick is finally all mine forever…

Or a few hours, whatever.

So we wake up in the morning and get ready for work. I remind him that I need to cage him and he already started complaining that he has a morning erection and it won’t be possible. Oh boy, what a wuss. So I wait a few minutes and grab the cage and demand that he sits on the bed. I try to slide the cage on and I admit, it wasn’t that easy. My husband kept saying “ouch” and other various noises. Eventually I told him to quit being a pussy. He snapped back at me to stop and said he will do it himself. So I sat back and watched him use his fingers between the cage bars and slowly slide his penis into his cage.

After what seemed like an eternity I finally had his dick where I wanted it, safely locked in a cage for the rest of my life! I put the lock on and swallowed the key. I looked at him after I swallowed it and said, you will only get this key when they pry it out of my cold dead hands. He yelled back at me, “Did you just really swallow that fucking key?!”

Okay, none of that last part happened but I figured it would spice things up for the readers. I actually just took the key and placed it nicely in my purse because I didn’t want to lose it. I got down on my knees and started licking his dick through the cage and laughed to myself as I saw his dick start expanding inside the cage. He pulled his dick away and told me to stop. I left to work and sent him a text message, “You dick will never be free again.”

At about 10 AM I got a text message from my husband saying his penis was hurting and he couldn’t walk around because his bulge was sticking out too far. Oh gosh, I just didn’t realize my husband couldn’t last a day with his cock locked up. He then texted and said please meet him at home for lunch because his dick was aching. I agreed.

At lunch, I met my husband at home and he was already undressed in the bathroom with his penis dripping. I guess he tried to pee but missed the hole in front of the penis cage and just sprayed the wall like a water hose when you put your finger over the hole and it goes wild. 

What the hell have I done? 

I told him to calm down and come back into the bedroom. I got down on my knees and licked the urine that was dripping off his penis cage because I knew this would drive him wild. I then licked his dick through the cage again and noticed that his dick could only swell but not get hard. This was so sexy to me. I didn’t realize the cage will literally stop the penis from growing. I then sucked on his balls which were also locked in the cage and followed his taint down to his ass hole. This drove him mad. My husband was so frustrated and annoyed he started begging me to take off the cage so he could fuck me. Although I liked hearing him whine, I am not used to having a dominant role over him. Every bone in my body wanted to take it off immediately so I didn’t get in trouble. But before I did, I reminded him that he should take a few pictures for the blog before I freed his penis.

After he took a few pics with his cage against my ass, I turned around and unlocked his dick. His cock went from thick and soft to rock hard in seconds. The truth is, I have never seen a dick transform so quickly. Unfortunately / fortunately that day I learned I would have to pay with my pussy if I ever tried to dominate him. He snagged me up by my hair and threw me onto the bed and forced my head against the pillow.  He shoved his cock in me without lubing me up and fucked my brains out. I don’t remember how many times I came, but I know I was slapped around, choked, and punished for purposely teasing him while he was caged. Although I suppose this was “supposed” to teach me a lesson, all I am trying to figure out is how I can get him in his damn penis cage again!  Help!