Category: All Sex

August 28, 2019

My Wife Caught Me Smelling Her Panties

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My Wife Caught Me Smelling Her Panties

There is just something about the idea of smelling a woman’s panties that drives men crazy.  From seeing them in tight jeans and saying to their friend, “What I would do to just be a pair of her panties for a day.”  It’s a common idea amongst men, but usually viewed as perverted.   Here is the great thing about being married, or being in a relationship:  almost everything viewed as perverted is actually just close-minded, single-minded, religious-minded, and not perverted at all. Is it perverted when your wife grabs your shirt and sniffs your old cologne?  Is it perverted when you smell her hair.  Is it perverted when you sneak a kiss or nicely let your hand slide over her ass when you hug her at night?  A lot of things that would be perverted for a single man, or a man that does this type of thing with women he doesn’t know, is just normal behavior while in a relationship.  Smelling your woman’s panties is no different.  At least not in my opinion.

Underwear fetishism is a sexual fetishism relating to undergarments, and refers to preoccupation with the sexual excitement of certain types of underwear, including panties, stockings, pantyhose, bras, or other items. Some people can experience sexual excitement from wearing, while others get their excitement when observing, handling, or smelling the underwear worn by another, or watching somebody putting underwear on or taking it off. Some may steal used underwear to get satisfaction. Not only does this include physical contact with the garment(s), or their wearers, but also includes arousal by printed or electronic image with depictions of underwear.

Underwear fetishism is not considered as paraphilia unless it causes distress or serious problems for the person or those associated with them.

Ryan:  For as long as I can remember, Venice has known that I enjoy smelling her panties.  I suppose for as long as she has known I enjoy smelling her actual vagina.  Truthfully, I cannot remember the first time I smelled her panties.  I don’t think I did it as a secret, because I felt like that would have been wrong.  Like going behind her back and violating her privacy?

Venice:  I remember.   I sent you a pair of my worn panties when you were away for college!

Ryan:  Oh that’s right, you did.  So we have always just been pretty open to the idea of smelling panties is sexy for both of us.

Venice:  I even put them in a zip lock bag and everything.

Ryan:  Yea… that’s right.  We were on the phone and I asked you to slide them off and put them right into a zip lock bag for me.  

Venice: Yup!  After I wore them to work for a full day.

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August 14, 2019

How To Take The Best Nude Selfies

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How To Take The Best Nude Selfies

With the explosion or social media after dark, Twitter, and sites like, Kiknudes.co, nude selfies is at an all time high.  The days of yesteryear when people were warned to never take nude photos is an ancient memory.  With everyone and their mother posted up on Twitter using adult accounts, it’s now the wild wild west of various ways to show your ass bling, your breasts, or your family jewels.  

This is how we started online ourselves.  Before we were blogging, we were on social media sharing our naughty selfies with the world.  Being a very normal couple and extremely self conscious, we always took into account the various other things besides just showing off our bodies.

A background check

Clean your room, fix your bed, and make sure there is no toilet behind you.  Check your background and think about photos from an artistic perspective.  Your surrounding area should also be pleasing to the eye.  Nothing says sexy more than a person that takes care of their room, as well as themselves.  No matter how beautiful your breasts are, a messy room is a turn off.    Can you imagine the smell?

Another thing to be aware of, make sure if you are in a motel, you do not display your room number, the ugly motel curtains, or the worn out wall unit air conditioner. Nothing screams Backpage ad or a hot wife hook up more than a nude selfie in a motel room.  Be aware of your surroundings.  

The right angles for nude selfies

Working your angle is the oldest trick in the book.  If you are a man, get the right angle to maximize the size of your junk.  If you are a woman, get the right angle to minimize the size of your jawline.  I know that sounds a bit harsh, but long before we had apps that shrink your jawline, we used angles!   Trust me on this one, the perfect angle can create an amazing look. 

Angle tips: for nude selfies

  • Fellas, if you put an object the human mind is familiar with behind you, such as a coke can, and put your penis in front of the object and it will create the illusion that your penis is much larger than a coke can. 
  • Ladies, you can lay on the bed with the camera held above you and get rid of your face wrinkles!  
  • Fellas, you can hold the camera down by your knees and aim it up towards your face.  This will put your penis in the front of your body and make your penis size look as though it towers larger than your entire upper torso.
  • Ladies, taking a picture of a mirror of your backside is extremely popular.  If you raise both of your arms over your head it will get rid of those ugly spare tire wrinkles that we sometimes have in our lower backs.

 

Leave a little bit to the imagination

I bet you already know what we are going to say here.  However, you’re wrong.  You can let it all hang out if you like.  However, maybe get creative with keeping your face somewhat hidden.  Remember, this is still the internet.  Showing your body with just half your face is always extremely sexy.  It also leaves a bit of mystery while not exposing your identity to the entire world.  

It’s crazy how times have changed.  With the internet these days, our faces are what’s covered up, not our bodies.

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August 8, 2019

Bored and alone? 5 sexy things you can do to pass time from your bedroom.

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Bored and alone? 5 sexy things you can do to pass time from your bedroom.

Have you ever been bored at home with nothing to do except think of various ways to get yourself off?  We have compiled a list of things you can do to pass time and feel sexy around the house by yourself.

5. Voyeurism

There are various sites you can use to broadcast yourself to the world.  This can be fun and kinky, as well as a good way to find other people as horny as you.  Sites like Chaturbate are great to do this type of thing on.  As some of you have seen, we have a Chaturbate account ourselves. Sometimes we load up the webcams and have fun while others watch.  Well, you don’t have to be a couple to do the same thing.  Men and women, single, can also broadcast themselves to an audience if they choose.  This is a great way to spend a lonely night. 

4. Play Sex Games

What types of games are probably best suited for a lonely night?  The best sex games are usually the ones that are quick, simple, and interactive.  Also it’s a lot easier to play with one hand!

However, if you want something a bit more complicated,  you could run over to the steam adults only section and check out games that will challenge your graphics card.

Games are fun.  Games with sex content and themes are especially fun when you are bored and feeling a bit horny.  

3. Video Chat 

Pull out the old black book, or in this day and age, your kik list / skype list / snapchat list and see if any of your friends want to link up.  A good friend with benefits, even from across the world, can give you more than a sexy time.  Or, if your partner is out of town, let him/her know that you want to have a little fun.  We do this a lot ourselves.  If we are separated, we will usually load up a video chat and give each other eye candy and orgasm for one another.  If you have sex toys made for long distance, even better!   

2. Sex Podcasts or Sex Podcasting 

Whether you want to fire up and start your own podcast, or just ease drop in on sexy talk from others around the world.  A sex podcast is a great way to spend your time at home, listen to some sexy talk, and usually learn various things you may have never known otherwise.   Listening to sex podcasts can be educational, as well as extremely sexy.  You’d be surprised how fast time flies when you find a great podcast to listen to.

1. Sex Blog or Sex Blogging

The chances are, if you are reading this article, you are alone and looking up various sexy things you like to read or view.   However, as much as you enjoy reading a sex blog, nothing has fulfilled our lives more than creating our own sex blog and sharing our sexy thoughts and opinions with the world.  Even if no one is reading, we write because it’s fun.  

We’d be irresponsible if we made a  blog about the sexy fun things you can do alone and not at least mention masturbation. 

Masturbation

Whether it be with your imagination, mature reddit sites, or an adult website of your choice, masturbation is by far the most popular activity in the world when you are alone and looking for something sexy to do.

July 24, 2019

Ladies can wear lingerie but what sexy things can men wear to turn women on?

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Women can wear whatever they want to turn on a man; however, for men, this is a different game.  Venice has told me that if I wear anything but Manview briefs, it’s equivalent to her wearing granny panties.   Since the day she said that to me I went on a buying spree to buy as many Manview briefs as I can.  I have no idea who even makes them, so who knows when they will just vanish off the market.  I’m hoping to buy enough to last me a lifetime! male lingerie

No, we have never been sent free items from Manview.  We have no idea who makes them and order them randomly from eBay!

I won’t go much further into Manview briefs because I believe they aren’t the answer to a woman in lingerie.  In fact, I’d say they are a bit emasculating and riding the line of overly twink.  However, if your woman wants to see you in male  lingerie, you can always search for sexy underwear for men.   This is a slippery slope fellas.  Be careful!  It’s easy to go from Manview briefs, get a bit risky and start living on the underwear edge, and then start shopping for the worst men’s underwear ever made.

In this article we will try to focus on the manly things a man can wear that women are attracted to.  In fact, we’ve asked the question to anonymous females on Reddit and they seem to have come with some pretty cool ways for a man to turn women on with what he wears.

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July 3, 2019

Would You Get a Tattoo of Your Wife’s Name On Your Penis Instead of a Wedding Ring?

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tattoo on penisWould You Get a Tattoo of Your Wife’s Name On Your Penis Instead of a Wedding Ring?

If marriage is really forever ever, and ever ever…. call your local tattoo shop, get ready to be slightly humiliated, and grab a towel to bite down on fellas!  The first question I usually get regarding a tattoo on my penis is, “Did it hurt?”  Tattoo on my dick or a Tattoo on my Penis.

Does Getting A Tattoo On Your Penis Hurt?

No, it didn’t hurt.  After years of rubbing up and down on this thing with my hand, driving it in mouths and rubbing it against teeth, my dick has the rigidness of elephant skin.   Going back and forth inside of a woman’s tight vagina 1000s of a times in a fuck session is going to leave your dick more sore than a tattoo.  Therefore, a tattoo on my penis was nothing.  You will have much more pain getting a tattoo on your leg, chest, ribs, or stomach.  I have a tattoo in all these spots and by far the tattoo on my penis was the least painful.

Is a Tattoo of Her Name on Your Penis Commitment or Dumb?

I think it is a bit of both.   I don’t care though.   Personally, I don’t really need a perfect dick, nor did I ever have one.  Random threesomes may have a quick awkward moment before the other girl puts her mouth around your penis, but that’s about the extent of it.  If we decide to fuck other girls, it has Venice’s name on it.  Which she loves.  When she says to the other girl, ‘You look so pretty sucking my dick…”  She means it.   Tattoo on my dick or a Tattoo on my Penis.

Much like how Andy wrote his name on the bottom of Woody’s foot, Venice has written her name on the top of my dick.  

Where Can You Get A Tattoo On Your Penis at?

Any tattoo shop will probably do this for you; however, it will cost a lot more.  Much like shipping and handling adds to the cost of things you buy, tattooing your dick also has a handling charge.  If you aren’t comfortable with being nude, or having another man hold your penis while drawing on it, then the wedding ring option may be more for you.  More than likely you will have to get a male tattoo artist.  Either way, bring your wife with you so she can enjoy the tattoo experience with you.  If you end up with a female artist, she may appreciate that you aren’t some pervert and brought your wife with you to ease the tension.  

If you really don’t want to do it at a public shop, you could do it at home yourself. It may cost a bit more for a tattoo machine though.

How Do They Tattoo Your Penis?  Do You Have to Be Erect?

No you do not have to be erect.  They will take your flaccid penis and wrap it around a small sterile bat shaped object.  This will tighten your skin and enable the tattoo artist to tattoo whatever it is you need onto your penis.   In fact, much like the photo above, you can see my penis wrapped around Venice’s wrist. That is the exact process.  Except you aren’t going to wrap your penis around the wrist of the tattoo artist.  Once it is tight and stretched, you will be surprised at how easily it can be tattooed.

A Cheaters Mark of Shame tattoo on penis

After getting the tattoo on my penis years ago, I searched around online to see if there were any other examples of what I had done.  I saw pictures of elephants trunks, dragons tails, and various other funny things, but didn’t really see much else.  However, I did read an interview with a female tattoo artist that said she noticed that men that cheat tend to be the ones that asked her to tattoo their dicks.  It seems a penis tattoo shows the ultimate recommitment for a cheating man trying to prove his loyalty.  So much so, women take back their cheating husbands thinking, “If he tattooed his dick, he must be sorry.  That other girl doesn’t have her name on his cock.”

That sounds pretty desperate, but in a way, that may subconsciously explain why I had my own penis tattooed.  Although I have never cheated, I was a virgin when I met Venice.  I am very proud of that.  The more girls we hooked up with together, the more guilty and disloyal I felt. I felt guilty because I enjoyed it.  I felt disloyal because I wanted it.  I felt greedy because I knew I didn’t want to stop and go back to a monogamous lifestyle.  

I had always told Venice that my dick is her dick.  Her vagina is my vagina.  If my dick goes inside another girl, it’s our dick.  She loves to see it.  Although the pleasure is physically connected to me (I’ve still never had an orgasm from another woman’s body), mentally, it’s our  experience. As dumb as that may seem to those not in the lifestyle, it makes sense to us.   In fact, I meant it so much that I tattooed her name on our dick.   And I don’t regret it.  So in a way, tattooing my dick was also my form of recommitting myself to her.

Without her, I don’t need it.

Would You Get A Tattoo On Your Penis?

Would you tattoo your wife’s name on your dick rather than wearing a wedding ring?  If you are polyamorous, would you use your dick as a chalk board and just tattoo various women’s names on your penis to show your commitment (bad joke)?