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April 19, 2023

A Gentleman’s Guide To Making Your Ass More Enjoyable For Women To Eat

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A Gentleman’s Guide To Making Your Ass More Enjoyable For Women To Eat

My First Time Eating A Man’s Ass

In a previous article about eating ass, we included this experience about my first time going down on a man.  I will share again, because it goes very well with the topic of how a man can make his ass more enjoyable for a woman to eat.    Guide To Licking Your Man’s Ass

One night, my husband (boyfriend at the time) and I was talking on the phone.  He was away in college and we were talking about things we wanted to try over Christmas break.  To be honest, long distance and talking over the phone helped us more than anything ever could.  When we were together physically, we tended to shut down our line of communication, and just act and react.  We talked, but it wasn’t necessarily deep. We kiss, say cute things, fuck, then go about our day like everything is perfect.  No real communication. I do believe, that had we not had time apart, it would have took much longer for him to communicate that he had a desire to have his ass licked.  This was over 20 years ago, so it wasn’t a common thing.  In fact, it wasn’t anything I had heard a girl did to her man.   Just totally unexplored territory.  In hindsight, I thought giving a rim job was a joke about gay sex, because I had always heard the term “tossing salad“, but never thought it was a real thing.

Tossing Salad Woman’s Guide To Licking Your Man’s Ass

This actually originated on an HBO documentary called “Prisoners of the War on Drugs” produced in 1996. In the film, there’s a segment called “Tossed Salad man” who describes to a reporter one of the ways another prisoner might pay for drugs or pay off a drug debt. It involves having the person apply some jelly from a jelly packet to his ass hole and then sucking his asshole like it was a pussy, while he jacked off…

We’ve also heard, they can apply salad dressing from a salad packet.  Anything to change the flavor. 

It gets into A LOT more detail than that, as well as a few other “methods of payment” they practiced inside the prison…

The same year, the comedian Chris Rock, having seen the film, worked the term into his stand-up comedy routine. It has been heard in other places since, including movies like Me, Myself and Irene, when Jim Carey is viewing the Chris Rock comedy special on TV…

Here is a clip of the original HBO film:

Okay, so now you know where I had to take my mind to.  A dark place.  I had to prepare myself for prison life.  A live or die mind-set here.  Just a young girl trying to survive…

It didn’t matter.  I was newly in love and nothing would have intimidated me.  I would have agreed to try anything, if he had brought it up.  I was ready to toss his salad, no jelly or salad dressing needed.

During Christmas break, he was staying with me at my house.  My mom would leave for work each day so this is when I would go downstairs and explore all the things a girl will explore when her boyfriend is living with her.  Oral sex, cum shots, having sex 13 times in a day.  You know, the things we do when we are allowed to actually have our boyfriend live with us!

As Christmas break neared an end, he got up the nerve to say to me, in a nervous shaky voice, “Do you want to try to lick me down there?”  

Shocked, I asked, “Do you want another blow job?”   I had no idea.

He didn’t make eye contact and responded, “No, my ass.”

My heart dropped.  Not because it was gross or because I wouldn’t do it.  But because for the first time, I was going to face something sexually that I hadn’t thought about 100 times.  I had thought about giving a blow job for the first time.  I had thought about a guy going down on me for the first time.  I had thought about having a guy on top of me as he pushes his penis inside my body.  I had even stuck things in myself to see what it would feel like.  So when my boyfriend and I were together sexually, nothing intimidated me.  I had already done it in my head so many times, it felt natural.  And I loved the thought of it, so it felt right.  But this?  Licking his asshole?  I had never thought of doing that to anyone.  Not once, in all my teenage years, did I sit in bed late at night and imagine myself putting my face down on a man’s ass, and sticking my tongue out to taste his butt hole.  No way.

This may be hard to relate to, because these days anal play and rim jobs are much more common.  Porn and quick access to any type of fetish, is just a click away.  But back then?  Unheard of.  More woman’s guide to licking your man’s ass below.

Still, I played it cool.  I lead him into the downstairs room and bent him over a day bed we had against the wall.  Without saying anything, I slid his shorts down.  This is probably the most unromantic story ever.  We had just gotten out of the shower, so I knew he would be clean.  Much like two young kids exploring their privates for the first time.  I had my boyfriend’s ass exposed, with his shorts around his ankles, bending down on the bed in front of me.  I got down to my knees behind him and spread his butt cheeks.  I remember saying, “It looks like a balloon knot.”  We both started laughing.   I could see his face turning bright red, embarrassed, and still totally exposed to me.  I leaned forward and barely stuck the tip of my tongue on the rim of his anus.  I think I was down there for about 2 or 3 seconds licking his rim when he pushed away from me and said, “Okay that’s enough!”  He was embarrassed, but totally satisfied and happy.  He didn’t really want to feel the sensation, or hadn’t really came up with a kinky fantasy regarding getting his ass licked, he just was really turned on that I would do that for him.  He felt loved.  He knew he had a girl who would do anything for him.  And I knew I had a man I’d do anything for.  It was so silly, so innocent, and yet, something I never thought I would do to another person.  The nerves made me feel so good inside.  Like I was naughty.

THE GENTLEMAN’S GUIDE TO MAKING YOUR ASS MORE EDIBLE

Given that we’ve reached the peak in ass eating, most men now have no qualms with eating a woman’s ass.  There was a time when discussing if you would even go down on a woman was a topic, but now most men brag about how much they enjoy eating a woman’s ass.  And as this becomes the norm in sex, women want to return the favor.  And this is the new taboo.    Is it okay for a man to get his ass ate and brag about it?  Enjoy it?   Let’s go through the psychology behind having your ass eaten and talk with Charlie Glickman, a sex coach and relationships expert, and author of The Ultimate Guide to Prostate Pleasure: Erotic Exploration for Men and Their Partners:

One thing people don’t realize is that your pelvic floor reflects your emotional state. That’s where we get the phrase “tight ass” from. The more stressed out you are, the tighter your pelvic floor becomes — in the same way a dog or a cat tucks their tail under when they’re scared. Being present in your ass doesn’t mean you have to try anal play, but it begins with paying attention to that part of your body. Anal stimulation is one way people start doing this, especially because of how much it relaxes the body. We have this cultural attitude that men do and women receive when talking about heterosexual dynamics, so it can be a change of pace for men and their partners to explore that in reverse.

Other guys are worried receiving anal pleasure makes them gay. But it’s who you want to have sex with that defines your orientation, not any particular sex act. From a sexological perspective, anything that people with two different genders do is heterosexual sex. Now, whenever trying something new, it’s always a good idea to start off making it a side dish rather than the main course. Maybe she starts off with a blow job that progressively moves a little further down until it becomes rimming. Or while receiving rimming, your partner can also use their hand on your penis, or you can use your own hand on your penis. Basically make rimming an “add-on,” because it can be more comfortable for a lot of guys if they begin receiving this pleasure when combined with a kind of pleasure they already know.

Either way, try to create as much emotional and physical comfort for yourself as possible. Get into a position that feels good. For some people, that’s lying on their back with a pillow under their hips and raising their knees to their chest. For others, it might mean standing on the floor and bending over the end of the bed or lying down face down flat on the bed. Others might get on their hands and knees. Every guy is different. So communicate personal information about what might make you feel most comfortable or get you off before you begin.

The biggest question I get from guys is about hygiene. If it’s been a hot day and maybe you’ve gotten a little sweaty, you might want to take a shower and have a quick rinse off. You can also do the little bird bath thing with a washcloth in the sink. Most people have body hair, and a lot of guys have a lot of hair around their anus. As such, you might feel more comfortable giving or receiving rimming if the receiver shaves or waxes. It’s just a way of keeping things a little neater down there.

What Do You Think Makes Eating A Man’s Ass More Enjoyable?

So we decided to move away from what others think and directly ask you.  What do you think makes eating a man’s ass more enjoyable?

We surveyed our readers and have received a few great tips on what makes it more enjoyable to eat a man’s ass.  

Most popular response:

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March 29, 2023

How To Watch Porn Together As A Couple

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How To Watch Porn Together As A Couple

Scenario:  You are sitting in a dark room with a bag of Cheetos half eaten, sweat dripping down your eyebrows. You are licking your lips and madly clicking your mouse with your eyes focused on your computer screen. You slowly lean back and unzip your pants, getting Cheeto crumbs all over your crotch. 

The door whips open…

All of the sudden your wife is standing behind you holding 2 bags of groceries. She drops the the grocery bags as she screams, “Oh my Gosh!”  Both bags of groceries drop from her arms in slow motion to the floor and the milk gallon bursts on impact splattering white liquid all over the room.

Not exactly the white splashing liquid you wanted to splash all over the room right?  Well, it doesn’t have to be like this. You are not a teenager anymore and there is no need to feel ashamed of enjoying the thrill of seeing naked strangers fuck.  

Things To Overcome When Watching Porn Together

      •  It can be extremely embarrassing for a woman to admit that they enjoy watching porn. 
          • Women feel their partner will not view them as “innocent” if they agree to watch/enjoy a porn together.
              • Don’t porn shame her.
          • Women feel their partner will think that just because she enjoys watching a video of a woman banging two guys that automatically means she herself wants to bang two guys.
              • Do not assume or force ideas onto your partner about things you see in videos.  Just watch and enjoy.  You can talk and be open, but keep it light-hearted and let her tell you her kinks, not YOU tell her what YOU think her kinks are because of a video you chose and she had an orgasm to. 
          • Women avoid porn because they feel their partners may then think they have total permission to watch porn or force them to try they things they watch together.
              • Just because you watch a porn together once doesn’t mean when she comes home from work you should have a porn video on the large screen like it’s an episode of The Office.
          • Women can get jealous of porn stars, their bodies, and the various acts they perform.
              • Try not to obsess on a porn star or their bodies. Some women are self conscious and this insecurity makes them feel totally uncomfortable watching porn stars.  This is also a jealousy issue, and one of the biggest road blocks when dealing with enjoying porn together for both partners.
      • It can also be embarrassing for a man to admit they enjoy watching porn.
          • Most men have watched and masturbated to porn whether they admit it or not. But for them, porn has became a ritual they do by themselves, secretly, because that’s how they’ve always watched it.
              • Don’t porn shame him.
          • Some men prefer not to watch porn with their partners because they have issues with their own penis size and do not want their partner to study, or be “ruined” by seeing other dicks in action.
              • As mentioned above, jealousy is a huge issue when watching a porn with your partner.  From body shape, breast size, penis size, to the various acts porn stars perform, it can create insecurities.  Be open and do not obsess on the porn stars dick size.
          • Some men and women feel that watching porn is cheating.
              • Every relationship is different, and cheating is dependent on your relationship and the rules all parties in that relationship have agreed upon.  And this is why watching porn together could totally remove the cheating aspect.
      • A lot of people have moral issues with the idea that people are paid to have sex while others watch.  Whether that be making porn videos or prostitution.  
      • Religious beliefs may prevent someone from enjoying watching porn.

So how do you overcome some of these issues?  First, you want to read them again and understand them. The only way you overcome them is understanding them.  From there, communication and acceptance are important.  Talk to your partner and make sure they understand that no kink or fantasy they may have will ever be shamed by you, no matter what the kink may be.

Communicate

As with most relationship choices, talking about your desires is always a good first step. And I don’t mean yelling out, “Hey, instead of watching Curb Your Enthusiasm tonight, let’s watch this video called Tranny verse Granny.”

Communication is the key to a healthy relationship.  And despite the taboos involved with watching porn together, it can be something we’d consider healthy in a relationship because it keeps you and your partner sexually open. Sit your partner down and let your partner know that you would love to do something tonight that is a bit naughty. Maybe even suggest a weekly game. One week your partner can pick out something they want to do that they feel is naughty, and the next week you can do something you choose.  

 

A Few Reasons Why Watching Porn Together Is Healthy For Your Relationship

      • Watching porn together can bring you and your partner closer together.
      • Watching porn together can lead to intimate and honest conversations.
          • This is a good way to open up about your possible kinks. 
      • Watching porn together can replace foreplay when kissing and cuddling isn’t enough. 
      • Watching porn together can spark new ideas in the bedroom.  You might even discover you like things that you have never even considered.

Choosing the right video.

The internet is filled with porn. Which, if you’re not a seasoned user, can make it hard to filter through to the stuff you like, and harder still for two people to find something they both like. With that said, a lot of mainstream porn can be violent, misogynistic, and unrealistic, so talking about your boundaries beforehand is important.  A good start is finding videos that can be sexy and fun.  Maybe try a website like MrSkin.com.  This site not only can get you worked up, but it can also lead to fun and kinky conversations regarding various topics in the movie industry and all the various sex scenes in movies.  

Just be careful with the main “tube” porn sites, because even a simple search for “threesome” could yield results featuring step-siblings, or other taboo-themed content, which may or may not be too extreme.  If you’re searching together, make sure you keep an open line of communication and ask your partner prior to clicking a video if this is something they’d be interested in.

For us, our first video together was a VHS tape, starring Ron Jeremy.  How do I remember this?  Because it was the only video I had in my collection.  The internet was around, but our connection was dialup and watching videos online just wasn’t possible for us. So we had our lucky VHS tape and would probably make it through half a scene before we’d turn it off and make the magic happen. 

Take turns

Once you have a sense of each other’s boundaries, maybe take turns on which video you decide to watch together.  This can help open the door to talk about kinks and things you may be interested in and your partner doesn’t know about.  It also gives your partner the same opportunity.  

Do (or do not) try this at home.

One of the great things about watching porn as a couple is that you might see something you want to try yourselves. This can be a good staging area for consent, because you’re both watching the same act in real-time and can agree together if you’re into it, versus one person trying to incorporate something they once saw on their own.  Just a quick little comment like, “Hey, that looks kind of hot, what do you think?”  If your partner responds, “It’s very hot.”   You can then follow up with a passive question such as, “Is that something you think you’d like to try or not really?”  If the answer is not really, move on.  Remember the huge list at the top of this article that talks about all the things you need to overcome when watching porn together?  This is a huge red flag. Do not pressure your partner to try the things you see in videos, this is the exact reason a lot of couples can’t watch videos together.  

March 15, 2023

Cum Ice Cubes – Freezing his Semen and Taking Control

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cum ice cubesCum Ice Cubes – Freezing His Semen So I Can Decide When I Want to Taste Him Or Have Him In My Body

When my husband and I first met, I just really enjoyed being around him: hearing his voice, feeling his presence, and just knowing he’s nearby. Before we moved in together, I told him that I found some of his hairs in my bed (clearly his arm or leg hairs) and I kept them in a big Easter egg that had candies in them at one point. It was about twice the size of my fist with a light pink bottom and clear top. I kept it on my nightstand so I could look at it whenever I wanted. Yes, I had pictures, but there was something about having an actual piece of him that comforted me. A picture is great, but it’s merely a duplicate of an original form, and something that I could make endless copies of. But the three hairs in my Easter egg were special: they came from the body of the man I love, his arms that held me, and his legs that wrapped around me. Not to mention they were next to me when I slept, which meant I was literally sleeping next to him. It was my little secret; and if anyone came into my room and saw the egg, they could easily glance over it and see “nothing.”

25 years later, I still have that same state of mind of wanting to keep my husband with, on, or in me at all times. Sometimes he’ll let me have one of his hoodies, which instantly becomes “my favorite” (even though it’s two sizes too big) and no one can ever use it. I may spray his cologne on that hoodie just to be completely enveloped. It’s comforting and I have a sense of being complete, as in “the opposite of being lost.” But now, it’s not just a hoodie or cologne – what I want now is his semen. I used to say that I wished there was a tube that went straight from his testicles to my stomach (or ass or vagina) so that I could continually keep absorbing him, i.e. absorb him just as fast as he could make it. Why do this? It’s an extension of the hairs in the Easter egg. It comforts me knowing that my body is absorbing his DNA at all times. I feel like if I committed a crime and they needed my DNA, it would show that I have male DNA mixed with my own! Yes, it does make me feel like a dirty girl on the inside, but more so, it’s the feeling of completion and him being with me at all times. That’s the goal.

However, to be honest, I didn’t always feel this way. I didn’t always have an infatuation with needing to have semen in me at all times. Although I didn’t have a need to swallow, I never thought it was gross. I didn’t have a need to have the cum in my body; now, I think it’s lame that a woman would spit or use toilet paper to wipe it off her body. Now, if it’s anywhere that’s not in my mouth, ass, or pussy, I tell my husband to use his dick as a spoon, scoop up the “spilled” cum, and feed me with it. If for any reason he wants to splash on my face, chest, ass, etc., he better use his dick to feed me. Over the years I’ve become a semen connoisseur. I can tell when he’s dehydrated, I can tell if he’s on antibiotics, I can tell if he hasn’t ejaculated in over 24 hours. Although I love the various tastes (bitter, “average”) and textures (“melted yogurt” or “clear mucus”), my favorite is when it’s thick, white, and flavorful, which is pretty much anything from 2.5 or higher on a scale of 0-5. As a woman married to her soulmate for over half her life, I don’t have any hesitation whatsoever in swallowing his cum. If there was ever any hesitation in my immature mind, it’s dead. Swallowing is a way to show my love and to show him that I love and accept everything about him; it makes me feel giddy inside and I love watching his face when I blow bubbles, gargle, then swallow!

The next logical step into ascending was to tell my husband that I wanted semen cubes. My initial thought was to have him ejaculate in a shot glass, I’d take a super tiny rubber spatula and put it into a small jar, and whenever I have my morning iced chai, I’d take a spoon and scrape a bit off the surface (think shaved ice) and put it into my tea. We tried having him ejaculate directly into a syringe and putting the contents into a silicone mold (pea-sized cubes). Next we tried cumming on Saran Wrap and putting them into the mold that way (like cake icing pastry bag). Finally, we settled on him ejaculating right onto the mold, which has been working pretty good. Ideally, it would be perfect to always have one ice cube in my tea every day, but my goal is to have one ice cube every day until I die. My husband said it was pretty extreme and borderline “disgusting” because it was so extreme, but he met me this way.

The best method of collecting his cum.

  1. Pinching the head.  Although are limited to the amount cum he can hold, it’s the best method of collection for us.   You get about as much cum as his urethra can hold, from his lower cock where his prostate releases to his glans.  If he is having sex, he can let his first few shots go inside me, then pull out and I will grab his head and hold it while telling him I am saving the rest for later.  We do this variation each time he cums now.
  2. Let go of the head and allows his cum to pour into a small ice tray.  We do this about twice a day. Because the amount is limited with this method, we decided for these cute small ice cubes that are perfect for 1 to 2 cubes each time.  Here is a link to a tray like ours, I am not affiliated nor do I get paid for this link: Example Ice Tray 
  3. Place the tray in the freezer or deep freezer.   
  4. After an hour, the semen will be totally frozen.  Do not keep the tray out in the air or collect the next load without first pushing the new frozen cubes into your air tight zip lock bag filled with your frozen in time moments.

 

As of now, I have a half gallon bag full of small cum cubes that I can have whenever I want. If I’m sick or if my husband is out of town, I can call him and tell him I’m sucking on one of my cum cubes and it instantly brings us together no matter what. If I get sick, I can use the cum cubes to wet my mouth, stay hydrated, while doing this intimate act when one of us can’t physically be intimate. And although it may seem morbid, as long as I have cum cubes, I will always have my husband with me, comforting me, inside of me, hugging me from the inside.

How I Use My Husband’s Cum Ice Cubes in my Sex Life

  • In the morning before I leave to work I can go in the freezer and put a cum ice cube in my mouth.  When I kiss my husband goodbye I will crunch the cube or show it to him in my mouth.  This gives me total control of when I swallow.  It also turns my husband on and keeps me on his mind.
  • If I am on my cycle I can now creampie myself prior to placing my tampon.  I will put a small cube between my lips and push it inside my body with my tampon insert.  
    • Do men want a woman who actually really love to be creampied and desires their man’s cum inside her body, or just theatrics during sex?   With cum ice cubes I can show my  husband my love for his semen is not theatrics.   And I have total control and do not have to show my love for his cum only during sex.
  • If my husband is away or I am home alone, I can use his fluids in solid form to give my body intense sensations.   He can give me goosebumps, make me tingle, and send chills down my spine.  The residue will not only will I have his fluids all over me, but I will be able to taste, feel, and rub my sensitive areas with him.   His semen, which I enjoyed my time collecting it, now has been reborn with me in total control, to become a physical toy for me to use and enjoy.
  • I can put 4 or 5 cubes inside my body, which is multiple cum shots saved, from various weeks, months, and maybe even years.   As it melts, I want to sit on my husband’s face and watch him stroke himself to his own creampies.  
    • If I am alone, I can use a dildo clone of his dick and fuck myself using his semen as lube.  Whether I call him or tell him later, this is real cum worship and we both love it.
    • You can also have sex and let him feel what it’s like to fuck you with a huge amount of cum inside your pussy.
      • To explain further; imagine the feeling of having cum from different time periods, different moods, some from hand jobs, some from blow jobs, some from sex, all cum shots that you helped collect after various intimate acts, all that energy frozen and captured, those memories, and having each cum shot in your body at one time, months or years later?  It’s almost like the idea of some women wanting multiple men cumming in them at once.  How about 1 man cumming in you, from different time periods, fill up your insides?
    • He can pull his dick out soaking wet with 4 or 5 different cumshots of his inside me and watch me clean it off his dick with my mouth.  What man wouldn’t love seeing this?
  • We can both eat a cube and make out with each other prior to sex.  Extremely intimate as you are savoring a previous moment in your sex life while preparing to make a new one.
  • I can rub him down with a cum cube and let it melt inside his ass.  He can feel his own creampie.  If I want to get real naughty I can grab my strap-on and use his cum as my lube.   
February 22, 2023

10 Extremely Kinky Ideas on How To Spice Up Your Sex Life

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The following blog is not for the faint at heart.  It has extreme ideas for a couple to spice up their bedroom, and we aren’t Cosmopolitan.  If you are secure in your relationship, have good communication, and looking for ways to spice up your sex life, we have a few ideas for you.

  1. Face your fears.
  2. Try a new sex position like anal.
  3. Explore different areas in your house.
  4. Touch yourself in front of your partner.
  5. Add ass to the oral menu.
  6. Watch a dirty movie togeth….

Okay STOP.  No, this is not one of those lists.  When we say extreme ideas, we mean extreme ideas to spice up your sex life. 

 

Massage Sessions:

Long massages, from him or her, focused on talking about your dirtiest fantasies with each other while giving the massage. 

Here are a few ideas of things you can talk about:  An imaginary threesome, adding another man or woman to your bedroom, or talking about sexual experiences with ex girlfriends/boyfriends. You can also talk about how much you love each others’ bodies, how big the person’s penis is or how tight she is in detail, how much you love to swallow his cum, or drink her fluids.  You’d be surprised how many couples do not talk about this type of thing.  

A massage can be a great time to just open up and talk about your most hidden secret fantasies. If done right, it will be as open as you are with yourself when you masturbate alone, except  someone else is touching you.  And rather than thinking to yourself all your dirty thoughts, you are sharing with the other person.  It can be extremely intoxicating and fun.  

All these things can be extreme and exciting if you have an open mind.  For a man, while getting a massage, his mind seems to be receptive to various things that his sober (not high from the stimulation) mind may not be.  For that reason, make sure you understand aftercare and how to finish a session if your conversation gets too crazy.  For a woman, a massage can lead to things that have never happened before, such as squirting.  This is what happened for us.  It was a whole new experience and for the next few weeks it was all we talked about.

Go To A Swingers’ Club:

Despite what you may think, a swingers’ club is pretty much a sex club.  Sex happens, and it happens a lot.  This is because swingers’ clubs are filled with married couples that have sex with each other all the time and they aren’t at a swingers’ club to dance. Sex is no longer taboo to seasoned couples, so things tend to get a lot more dirty when they are inside a swingers’ club. Most couples are there because they want to either add a random person into their experience or they want to be watched by others. Could you think of something more spicy than 3 single guys masturbating near you while they watch you and your partner have sex?   This experience will spice things up in your bedroom for the rest of your life.  Once you enjoy the thrill of having a bunch of people watch you have sex, your sex naturally becomes much more passionate.

Visit a Sex Store:

You’re probably seeing this idea and immediately labeling this list as totally vanilla right?  Not so fast.  Going to a sex store, whether online or in person, can bring a whole new element into your bedroom.  My suggestion would be to buy a toy you are the most shocked by.  This is a good rule of thumb because it is an immediate way to open your mind.  Whether it be a large dildo, or something you had no idea they made.   Buy it.  Bring it into the bedroom and spice things up instantly.

Invite another person into your bedroom:

Threesomes, foursomes, and moresomes. This will spice up your bedroom like nothing else.  This idea is extremely kinky and we’ve always been open to the idea of hiring a professional if it’s legal in your area.  This is a great way to make sure there are no feelings attached, whether it be adding a woman, or finding male companions.  Bringing a third or forth person into your bedroom can bond a couple beyond comprehension.  If your communication is good, adding a third person is a great way to enjoy experiences together.  For us, our threesomes have only bonded us way beyond the vanilla years of our marriage.  

Buy A Sex Doll:

This is a bit of an investment and can be costly, but if the above idea of having a threesome is too much, adding a sex doll can nearly be the same.  Whether it be a female doll or a male doll (and maybe a transgender doll so both of you can enjoy the fantasy).  For us, this was the best way to test out how double penetration felt and how it felt to attempt to put two dicks into one vagina.  From the stretching, to the fantasy, to pretending this is an actual third person in the room, it is as close as it gets to breaking all the monogamous norms, yet staying totally monogamous.  Open your mind and do not view sex dolls as some perversion, but instead a tool where you can both enjoy a different body in the room without worrying about the emotional attachments, the insecurities of another actual person, and the various other issues that arise when you experiment with threesomes.

Try A Milking Table or Glory Hole:

As some of you may know, we have published an article on how to make your own milking table.  Whether it be a milking table or a glory hole, letting your partner enjoy random genitals and please them could really spice up your relationship.  Whether the man decides to watch, join in (if he is bi), or stand on the other side and enjoy the receiving as well.  A glory hole and milking table keeps you totally detached from the person on the other side, but you can still enjoy the thrills of touching a different body. You can also role play and blindfold your woman, use “spacers” to make your penis different sizes, and let your partner enjoy a glory hole, without actually adding another man.

Get a piercing together:

You’d be surprised how much a piercing can spice up your sex life. Most piercings also enhance sensations.  Do some research on various piercings and what they can change as far as how it can make sex better.  Mentally, her seeing her husband’s penis pierced can be a huge turn on.  And him seeing his wife’s nipples pierced can drive him wild. 

Get a Tattoo together:

Like I said, this list is about extreme ideas to spice up your sex life.  And if you want your lover to suck  your dick or eat you out like your body is theirs, put a tattoo on it.  For us, having a tattoo on Ryan’s penis with my name on it was the hottest thing I have ever seen.  To give me his prized position in that fashion, how can I not suck it with enthusiasm? Do you really think I would suck on his dick and not make love to it when it literally has my name on it?  That’s like Andy not taking care of his Woody in Toy Story, with his name on the bottom of his boot.  This has also helped with us having threesomes with other women.  When I watch women suck his dick or fuck him, it really is my dick,  just as much as his.  Because my name is on it.  And it turns me on like crazy.

Make Videos and Share Them On Social Media:

This is another form of exhibitionism and it can really spice things up.  Whether it be an adult content, a social media account, or even a sex blog, these types of things can really spice up your bedroom.  Having good sex just for yourself is one thing, but having good sex because a million eyes are watching you is a whole different sex life. We always say to each other, let’s fuck like the camera is on us.  Because that attitude leads to our best sex. You will also notice all your inboxes fill up with compliments or people wanting to join in.

Extreme Sexual ideas:

Ryan and I call the extreme things we do ascending. When we do things that we know most couples would never even think of trying, this is our relationship ascending. We have written various blogs on the extreme things we have tried, and at this point, I do not believe there is anything two people can do with each other that we haven’t tried.  From making semen ice cubes, to eating full meals off each others crotches, to bathing in my menstrual cycle, extreme sexual connections can obviously spice up your sex life.  Keep an open mind.

There are so many extreme ideas that can bond two people together.  If your sex life is to the point where you are ready to ascend to the next level, these are just a few extreme ideas that can spice up your sex life.  However, please be aware that you must have great communication within youmr relationship before you decide to do anything this extreme.  Please talk it through thoroughly with your partner and make sure you are on the same page.  We have been answering questions online for 20 years with different couples and almost 90% of the time our answer is always, “communicate.”   No matter if it be jealousy after a threesome, or buying large dildos.  It really comes down to talking things out with your partner prior to trying anything that is new to you both.  This is crucial.   Otherwise, enjoy our list! Nothing on this list we haven’t tried ourselves, so we are not pulling these out of thin air here.  Each extreme idea has definitely spiced things up in our sex life.

 

February 15, 2023

Dirty Talk: Husband Has Sex With A Man In My Backseat While I Drive

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Dirty Talk:  Husband Has Sex With A Man In My Backseat While I Drive

The Dirty Talk Intro & Disclaimer:  Everything in the story below about my husband having sex with a man is random and created on the spot while massaging and giving a handjob to him.  No filters, no rules, no boundaries; just a story and situation created to help my husband orgasm and enjoy our experience together.  We do this for intimacy and find handjobs less destructive on our bodies than having sex daily (our bodies just can’t handle penetrative sex each day).   All dirty talk is usually pure fantasy.  I use this dirty talk as a form of mental porn for my husband while he is in a vulnerable state due to being touched and massaged.  Sexual intimacy can also help reduce feelings of anxiety and depression as it triggers the release of three mood-boosting chemicals — dopamine, endorphins and oxytocin.  I usually also get really wet because my own naughty thoughts push my own personal boundaries and really turn me on.  This is why it’s so fun.  Unlike giving a blowjob or going through the theatrics of sex, you both connect thoughts together and create sexual stories in the heat of the moment.  He trusts me and we both love this natural vulnerability.  I can almost get inside his head and control his fantasies, dirty thoughts, and talk him into an orgasm in the exact moment my story hits it’s climax.  During my stories he will ask me questions while I talk.  I will include these to the best of my memory.  In fact, every story is to the best of my memory, as I do not know remember all the exact details.   

 

Dirty Talk: Husband Has Sex With A Man In My Backseat While I Drive

Sometimes when I massage my husband and talk dirty to him I like to press his limits and force him to be open to every idea.  And when I say every idea, I mean every idea.  My husband knows I love gay porn, it’s something I have always been very open about with everyone.  Not just him, just in general.  If we are hanging out with other adults, in good company, maybe sipping a bit.  If the topic of porn comes up, I usually mention that I prefer gay or lesbian porn.  It’s also a pretty safe answer.  Because if I said, “I like seeing women get banged and bukkake’d by 7 guys,” that wouldn’t be very lady like.  And no matter how I come off in these blog postings, in person, I try to always be a lady.  I was raised in a conservative Asian family and naturally I don’t open up unless I am with those I feel close with.  Which isn’t many people.
 

However, my husband gets the naughtiest version of me.  And tonight I want watch him orgasm to the possibility of a gay experience.  

 

My Husband Has Sex With A Man

How about we make a date with a guy and I drive you to see him?
 
My husband is still soft, but his dick rushes with blood knowing I am going to take him down a forbidden path.
 
what do you mean?
 
I mean, how would you feel if I drove you around and listened to a guy suck your dick in the backseat?
 
would that turn you on?
 
His dick is already hard, so I already know it turns him on.
 
Yes, that would really turn me on.  I would watch in the rear-view mirror and roll around town until I knew you finished.   
 
tell me about it…
First we would pick up the guy together and he would know in advance that I am your wife and I want to listen to you get your dick sucked.   He gets in the car, nervous, and I don’t say a word.  He closes the door and I start riding around town, with no real direction.   
 
do you want me to talk or just pull
 my dick out?

I want you to immediately just pull your dick out and push his head down towards it.  I don’t want to hear you talk to him.  I just want to hear his mouth sliding up and down your dick.  I want to look in the rear-view and see his head in your lap.  I want to hear you moan as your dick grows.
 
you want me to talk to you so you know what’s going on?
 
Yes, please.  Talk to me so I can listen in detail.  I want to hear how deep he is taking your dick.  If his mouth feels warm, tell me so I can hear what you are feeling. 
 
I will…
 
I want you to tell him to take off his clothes so I can see his body.  I want to see his dick grow.  I want to see how hard he gets when he is sucking your dick and being held in your lap.
 
do you want me to grab his dick and stroke him while he sucks me?
 
Yeah, I want to see you stroke him.  I want to see you rubbing his balls and touching his body while he tries to get you to cum in his mouth.   Make him lay his body flat and spread his legs, while you arch your body up and fuck his face. 
 
would it make you horny?
 
I’d be so fucking horny knowing you were in the backseat getting your dick sucked by another man.  
 
you’d want to see me fuck him too?
 
My husband is now rubbing both of his nipples and moving his hips into my hands, like he is using my palms as another man’s mouth.
 
Yes.  But I don’t want to see you get fucked.  I just want to hear him get fucked and take all of your dick.  I don’t want you to be gentle.  Don’t go slow.  I want you to be rough and really shove your entire dick inside him in one deep motion.  I want to hear him yell and tell you take it easy.  I want you to make him whine and cry while I listen.
 
where would you want me to cum?
 
Inside him.  I want you to fuck him raw and cum inside his ass.
 
would it make you jealous?
 
No, it would make me wet.  I would love to see you breed another man and put your cum inside his body. Make him yours. I’d turn around and watch your ass moving up and down on top of his body.  I’d watch your balls slapping against him while you pound his little hole. 
 
be careful, you’re going to be driving…
 
So cute, he is on the edge of an orgasm and he is so caught up in the visualization that he is worried about his safety!  No condom? No big deal!  Strange man sucking his dick?  No big deal!  Worried I am not watching the road and speeding?  Big deal!  LOL,  I love this man.
 
I’d have a hard time driving because everything inside me would want to stop the car and just watch everything that is going on, especially your balls twitching while you cum inside him.  I’d want to see you pull out and all of your cum gushes out of his hole.  That would turn me on so much…
 
let me cum on myself…
 
Before he could say more, my husband grabbed his dick out of my hand and stroked his cum all over himself.  Something about my gay stories makes him want to shoot cum everywhere.  His sperm launches up to his chest and shoulder. 
 
When he is done, his body drops back into my lap and I can feel the sweat on his ass on top of my legs.  I slowly go down on him and lick his cum off his hairy stomach and crotch.  No matter where he finishes, I always clean his body.   husband has sex with man
 
For other couples, it’s totally okay to dive into things you may never want to really experience, with your minds.  We read this a lot on relationship forums.  Sometimes it creates mixed signals, sometimes it creates insecurities.  So talk to your partner, let them know a fantasy is just a fantasy, and assure them it will never go beyond that.  It can be fun, kinky, and let you explore ideas you never thought you’d talk about with anyone else.  You’ll be surprised what an open mind and dialogue can lead to.