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October 12, 2022

Your Penis Size Compared To An Average Woman’s Body

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Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Penis Size with Comparisons To A Woman’s Body

The perception of penis size has become very warped. This is the result of a number of factors, including the advent of pornography, photography, photomanipulation, men that lie about their size, racism, and dishonest reporting of the penis size. This blog aims to change a few misconceptions about penis size through photos that compare a various sizes to a woman’s body.  

When one is looking to learn about the world, generalizations are fundamental. Those generalizations will be presented without citation. The strength of this blog is not the interpretation of scientific data.  We will simply post photos and let the photos be the research.

Let’s begin with the reality of the average Penis Size

The global average penis size is 5.1 – 5.5 inches (14 cm), and most likely toward the smaller end of this scale.  

Five point five inches. Five and a half inches. 5 1/2 inches.

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Sometimes different averages come up, because most sample sizes are random.   It would also depend on the location.  Sometimes it’s 4.9 inches, 5.1 inches, sometimes it’s 5.6 inches or even 6.1 inches.  What’s interesting is, if you took the time to research and average all the results with each other, your average would still be in the 5.5 inch range.   So for this articles sake, let’s go with the idea that the average human penis is typically about 5.5 inches long.

Accurately measuring your Penis Size

There is a right way to measure your penis is called Bone-Pressed Erect Length. To find your measurement you will first need to be erect.  Once erect, stand up, lay a hard ruler flat along the top of your penis, and push the ruler in towards your pubic bone. Try to straighten out any curve by gently pulling on the tip of your glans.  The farthest point the ruler reads is your standardized erect length.

Bone-Pressed Erect Length (BPEL) Steps:

  1. Start on the top side of your erect penis (the side of the penis facing up towards you when you look down). 
  2. Put the end of your ruler or measuring tape at the base of the penis, right up against the pubic bone (where the penis meets the body). If you have a curve, slightly straighten it by gently grabbing the tip of your glans.  Be sure to push past any excess fat or pubic hair so the ruler is right up against the bone. 
  3. Measure in a straight line from the pubic bone to the tip of the penis. 

 

That’s your actual penis length. According to a 2015 study, the average flaccid length is 3.6 inches, while the average length of an erect penis is 5.17 inches (Veale, 2015).  If you do any other technique, like not pressing against the fat, or measuring along the side or along the bottom, or reading the curve of a measuring tape down your glans, you are doing it wrong.

Why do some resources tell you to measure differently to get your penis size?

Here is your number 1 result from Google explaining how to properly measure your penis, which actually describes a totally improper method:

Here’s the(in)correct process on how to measure penis length:

  1. Grab a ruler or tape measure.
  2. Begin by putting the end at the tip of your penis.
  3. Measure in a straight line from the penis head, down the shaft, and then to the tip of your pubic bone.
  4. Don’t press the pubic bone, and push past any excess fat or pubic hair that may get in the way.
  5. Get the measurement at the pubic bone and note it down. That’s your real measurement.

 

This is incorrect.  Because every person has a different sized FUPA  (fat upper pubic area), you would have inaccurate measurements that will change with weight loss / weight gain.   If a guy is overweight with 7 inches bone pressed erect length, his fat pad on his pubic bone would hide some of his penis size.  If a guy is skinny who is 7 inches bone pressed erect length, he will not have much fat on his pubic area and may measure closer to 7 inches (his measurement would be closer to his bone pressed erect length).  Does this mean the guy with less fat has a bigger 7 inch dick?  Maybe in a sense of what can penetrate a woman, but scientifically, measuring from the pubic bone would be an absolute size that ignores the FUPA, the weight of the man, or his genetics regarding the fat on his pubic bone area.  Therefore, bone pressing would be the only way to accurately measure a man’s penis, because his size will not change depending on his weight.  Even though the chubby guy with 7 inches may only be able to penetrate a woman with 4 to 5 inches, depending on his FUPA, he still measures 7 inches from his pubic bone.   If he lost weight, the size that penetrates would change.  However, his bone pressed erect length would remain the same.  And this is why bone pressed erect length is the most accurate way to measure a penis.

The reasons behind the misinformation on how to measure penis size.

Why do people insist on non-bone-pressed erect length measurements?  Some of the reason is insecurity.  A lot of guys need to see porn stars or others and focus on the length that penetrates the woman.  It is common for a man to use his bone-pressed measurement as his size, while telling his own ego or partner the length of a porn star non-bone-pressed.  This gives his own ego and/or partner a warped perception of his size or how porn has camera tricks that make them look so huge.  Porn does have camera tricks, but most porn stars are also well above average.  If his penis is 7 inches bone-pressed, and a popular porn star that is huge measures 7 inches non-bone-pressed, most people do not know the difference.  It’s misleading, but it would be the truth in a weird warped way.   

Other reasons studies use the non-bone-pressed erect length measurement is because the study is being done by a research team that is working in the condom industry.  They would not need to study the dick that all the way to your fat pad when developing condoms, just the useable shaft. So they tend to focus on non-bone-pressed erect length more than your actual size.

No legitimate study would ever consider using anything other than the bone-pressed method simply because it would make no sense to judge a person’s dick size with body weight and body fat being a variable that can change a man’s size.  And what sense does it make to use a control that can change depending on what you ate that week?

A Popular photo that floats around various communities that judge measurements the same way shoe collectors inspect “real or fake” shoes posts online.  Yes, it’s that serious.

Other than the zero-end rule being flawed, this photo is still a great example of the different ways men measure.  Again, measure however you want and show your woman all the best sizes, but just do not post online!  You can’t beat the internet.  It will be criticized if you do not check all those boxes. Personally, I and many others disagree with the zero-end rule.  The fat pad in the pubic area varies with different men, especially depending on your weight.   A larger man may have more fat than a skinny guy, so you’d need to press to the bone.  Which is the entire concept of a bone-press measurement, it will NOT change.  This extra fat may block the zero-end.  The zero-end visible seems to be a very strict way of measuring for those that study dicks, dick sizes, and dick measuring techniques like astrophysicists study the universe.  

So what does an accurately measured 6.25 inch penis look like on an average woman?

Here is what the 6.25 inch erect penis from the photo above looks like scaled accurately and compared to a woman 5’4″ and 110-115 lbs.  For the record, 5’4 is the average height for women.   As with all averages, there are shorter and taller, but on average, women are 5’4 tall.  Look at the comparison of a 6 inch penis covering a woman of average height.  This 6 inch size can obviously give an average height woman all the deep penetration she desires.

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September 28, 2022

How to Have Huge Cum Shots

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How to Have Huge Cum Shots

First, everything mentioned is supplements you can buy on Amazon, Wal-Mart, or any retail location.  However, when taking supplements, please do your own research.  We are not responsible for any side effects you may have.   Everything below is my own experience, while taking each supplement for a month (one month natural for comparison / one month taking just 1 of the supplements below exclusively).   Any supplement I took that I did not see any effect, I did not list below.    At the end or this project I took each supplement that I felt gave me huge cum shots and put them in a stack and tried it out for a month to see the results.  

Before we get into the supplements, lets go over a few tried-and-true techniques that increase your loads.

Exercise that help with huge cum shots

Kegels.  Kegel exercises for men can strengthen the pelvic floor muscles, which support the bladder and bowel and affect sexual function.   The stronger your pelvic floor muscle, the longer  you can hold your load.  Once you release, this will create the illusion of much huge cum shots because your semen will launch much further.

How to Kegel:

  • Find the right muscles. To identify your pelvic floor muscles, stop urination in midstream or tighten the muscles that keep you from passing gas. These maneuvers use your pelvic floor muscles. Once you’ve identified your pelvic floor muscles, you can do the exercises in any position, although you might find it easiest to do them lying down at first.
  • Perfect your technique. Tighten your pelvic floor muscles, hold the contraction for three seconds, and then relax for three seconds. Try it a few times in a row. When your muscles get stronger, try doing Kegel exercises while sitting, standing or walking.
  • Maintain your focus. For best results, focus on tightening only your pelvic floor muscles. Be careful not to flex the muscles in your abdomen, thighs or buttocks. Avoid holding your breath. Instead, breathe freely during the exercises.
  • Repeat 3 times a day. Aim for at least three sets of 10 repetitions a day.

The mental step to huge cum shots

More so than any supplement or muscle exercise, being extremely turned on and foreplay can help with huge cum shots.  As you get older you may notice you are less excited during sex, which can lead to smaller loads.  Try to find a mental space, foreplay, or maybe add toys/videos to your bedroom to get you both excited.  Communicate and let your partner know what type of dirty talk turns you on, or what she could do extra to send you over the top.    The more excited you are, the more you will cum.

Abstinence

The longer you wait to orgasm, the larger your cum shot will be.  It’s as simple as that.  If you quit masturbating or having sex for a few days, your prostate will be loaded with a huge load that will impress any woman.  Do that with the mix of the recipe below?  You may actually drown her.  The real question is, can you abstain from sex or masturbating?

Supplements that help with huge cum shots

  • Celery Seed Extract:  1500mg.  Taken 1 time daily (or just eat celery) 
    Increase Orgasm Intensity:  YES.  Because it makes your semen thicker, the ejaculation feels much better.  Much like rubbing your taint increases the intensity, so does a huge thick load passing through your balls and shaft.
    Increase Amount of Cum: YES.  It gives much more volume as well as makes your semen much thicker.  You will see an increase within a day after eating Celery or taking Celery supplements.
    Side Effects:  I didn’t have any side effects from eating Celery.   
  • Zinc: 25mg Strength. Taken 1 time daily. 
    Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO
    Increase Amount of Cum: YES.   Zinc definitely increased the amount of semen but did not change the thickness.
    Side Effects:  Taking 25mg of Zinc makes me feel a bit off for a few hours but nothing particular.  My wife says although the quantity is bigger, the flavor is much more bitter than cum shots while not taking zinc supplements.
  • Pygeum: 100mg Strength. Taken 2 times daily. Total = 200mg
    Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO
    Increase Amount of Cum: YES.   I noticed more pre-cum while erect.  This supplement seems to keep the prostate less engorged and effect pre-cum and the Cowper’s gland.
    Side Effects:  A lot of people use this supplement for enlarged prostate, and some side effects have been reported.  Other than leaking a lot more while erect, I didn’t have any side effects.
  • Lecithin: 1200mg Strength. Taken 1 time daily. 
    Increase Orgasm Intensity: YES.  Anytime you can get your semen thicker, it will make your orgasm more intense.
    Increase Amount of Cum: YES.  I noticed bigger loads, thickness and amount of ejaculate.
    Side Effects:   None.
  • Pineapple Extract:  500mg (or just eat pineapple)
    Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO.
    Increase Amount of Cum: NO
    Side Effects:   It can make your semen and pre cum much sweeter.   We listed this supplement to help with the flavor, especially to counter the bitter effects taking Zinc did to the flavor of my semen.

The Cum Holy Grail

These results led me to do one more test. I tested all of the supplements that I saw good results with as a supplement stack. Celery Seed, Pineapple Extract, Lecithin, Pygeum, Zinc. I kept the same dosage and tested it for one last month.  

I have discovered the holy grail of orgasms.

  1. Celery Seed Extract Supplments = 1500mg (or just eat celery)
  2. Zinc, 50mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50mg
  3. Pygeum, 100mg Strength, Taken 2 times daily = 200mg
  4. Lecithin, 1200mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1200mg
  5. Pineapple Extract Supplments = 500mg (or just eat pineapple

If you want to see more thick loads, check out a kinky subreddit all about huge cum shots: r/thickloads  

September 21, 2022

What Does It Feel Like To Cum In A Woman’s Throat

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What Does It Feel Like To Cum In A Woman’s Throat

Although some readers may feel this question is more of, “Just try it…”   It’s hard to “just try it” when the woman you are committed to or in love with can’t deep throat so they may never know what it feels like to cum in a woman’s throat.  Or doesn’t want to deep throat.  When watching videos isn’t enough and you want to read what it feels like, rather than watch it, these blogs can come in handy.

When trying to explain what it feels like to cum down a woman’s throat, I must first talk about the two common positions  most women deep throat.  One would be with her faced upright toward you.  Although this is the most common position you see in porn, it is much harsher on her throat and your penis than the alternative position.  This is because no matter how wide she opens her mouth, you will feel her teeth on the way down her throat.  Look at the illustrations and the angle the dick has to bend.  It is also much harder for a woman to relax since the natural curve of your erect penis (unless you have a downward curve) will be pushing against the back of her throat trying to go up her sinus opening rather than down her throat.   Going up the throat doesn’t sound very pleasant huh?  And it’s not just rough for her, it’s also rough on your dick. 

For me, this position has actually caused my uretha to bleed!?!  The bottom teeth can be like little razors and if you slam your hard dick a bit too hard, a woman may tense up and tighten her jaw.   I got a bit too aggressive and injured myself being deepthroated.  In fact, when I came, it was bloody.  Ouch. 

Not exactly what you thought you would be reading when you clicked on this blog huh?  I blame the alcohol and being a bit too overzealous.    Grabbing the back of a woman’s head and forcing her to deep throat your cock visually seems great, but realistically, it’s extremely rough.   On you and her.  Be careful.

The best position to cum in a girl’s throat.

The alternative position is face fucking.   This is a position when the woman lays below you and you fuck her mouth exactly how you would fuck her vagina.   In my case, I can slide my dick all the way in my wife’s throat, straddling her head with my thighs, and going balls deep inside her mouth.  Because of the shape of my penis, the angle naturally goes right down her throat.   If she slightly looks up or hangs her head off the bed, it creates a direct path down her esophagus.  This also helps her relax a lot more so her jaw isn’t tense, which helps you avoid the teeth.  Since my wife has no gag reflex I can press hard against her face and feel her chin bone on my upper crotch and her nose bone smashing against my balls.  This pressure of her upper lip and nose against my balls feels amazing.  The harder I press, the deeper I go, the better it feels.  

There are so many sensations in a woman’s mouth that are hard to explain, but I will try.  First there are a woman’s actual lips, which can pucker up and create an anus like sensation on  your dick, depending on how tight she puckers.  However, when a woman is tightening her lips, her teeth tend to rub hard over the penis so I prefer my wife to open as wide as she can.  This takes a lot of trust, as she must be totally relaxed to keep her mouth open wide, throat totally ready, and teeth off your shaft.   If I was rough or wasn’t careful, I could slam my dick into the back of her throat and injure her.  The goal for me is to make sure I am sliding and following her tongue down her throat.   There have been times when I have pulled up a bit too much and slammed my dick back into her mouth and instead of it going down her throat, it hits her tonsils and bends my dick, hurting us both.  So rather than letting my dick go wherever it wants, I have to make sure I slide it in a controlled manner and always feel for the hole in the back of her throat.   Much like when you are having sex with a vagina, if you pull too far out, you may miss her hole and slide up her crotch (or down her ass crack).   

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August 31, 2022

Q&A: I Got Drunk, Had Sex on my Period, and Said Too Much!? Did My Dirty Talk Go Too Far?

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Q&A: I Got Drunk, Had Sex on my Period, and Said Too Much!? Did My Dirty Talk Go Too Far?

I am a 20 something female that went out with my boyfriend last night and got a bit too drunk. I was on my period so it was supposed to be just a casual night of hanging out.  However, when I drink I do get extra horny.  I remember blowing him in the parking lot and agreeing to go up to his place.

At  his place it went from me keeping my pants on sucking his dick, to me being stripped nude with my bloody pad on the floor getting my brains fucked out and bleeding all over him and his bed. 

Normally our dirty talk during sex is mostly:   I love you or I am yours.   Since I was drunk I said a bit more than I wanted to.

From what I recall the things I said were along the lines of, “Oh my God, you popping my cherry with your huge dick.  How am I losing my virginity again?!”  “Your cum turns me on. I want to swallow your cum.”    “The thought of you impregnating me turns me on.”   “I want to have your babies, make sandwiches for you barefoot, be fucked by you every day, and be your submissive for the rest of my life…”   

By the way, none of this fits my personality.  I am a more assertive person, yet conservative.   I do not want to be dominated nor do I want my boyfriend to make me his sex slave.  But for whatever reason, in the heat of the moment and drunk, I just let all my little girl quotes out and gave him the full kitchen sink.

We have talked about getting married so it’s not thaaat big of a deal. I remember he was enjoying it when we were doing it. But now that I remember that night I can’t help but be embarrassed for some reason. I mean I said I wanted to be barefoot and make sandwiches for you?? While we were having sex! I have no idea where did all that come from. He has been busy with work for now but I am dreading his phone call. I don’t feel like talking to him or meeting him for sometime now.

Venice’s response  to dirty talk too far

I’m going to be dead serious here.  What’s the problem? 

Dirty talk is mental porn for your partner, and something all women should learn to do.   If I ever write a book on giving a man perfect sex, it would include an entire chapter on talking dirty and saying all the things his brain thought about for the first 16 years of his life when he was alone in his room masturbating to all his little dirty secrets and fantasies.   Not only that, dirty talk is how you can introduce different kinks that you or him may want to try.   Because kinks can keep a relationship young and healthy.   Too this day, my husband and I still talk through things we have never thought about doing, simply by going into long conversations about sex and dirty talk.  What better way to break the ice or find out for yourself what type of thoughts turn you on?  But you don’t always have to practice what you speak, and if you are insecure about this, make sure you let your partner know, whatever you say during sex, is just fantasy.   Because you can give your partner threesomes, gang bangs, and every other possible scenario he has ever thought of, by simply talking dirty.   This goes both ways, you both can talk and turn each other on more than rubbing hot spots on your body or trying to find that sensitive spot behind his ear that gets him erect.  Your voice, your thoughts, your imagination, will turn him on just as much as anything you can do physically.  And the same goes for you.  You’ll find yourself more wet than you’ve been in your entire life while talking about things you thought were taboo and dirty.   

Now, your kink was about commitment and marriage.   Obviously this is something that turns you on right now.  You want a long term dick and he fucks you so good you would make him dinners for the rest of his life just to get that dick each night.  Awesome!   There is nothing to be ashamed about.  Just don’t forget that this type of dirty talk should progress throughout your relationship.  Never forget later, when you are married, that this type of communication helped open your relationship.  In fact, this dirty talk may lead to you actually getting married.  So later, remember that when you want to try new things.   Or remember that when he may want to try new things.   Dirty talk is the best way to introduce these new ideas that “embarrass” us when we aren’t drunk or horny.  It’s okay.

Ryan’s response to dirty talk too far

There is nothing wrong with dirty talk, especially any of the examples you gave.  He probably feels the same way as you since it probably wasn’t his intentions to fuck you while you were on your period.  That’s probably equally as humbling as all the dirty talk you gave him.  There is nothing closer to marriage sex than throwing out all your inhibition and sticking your penis inside a woman while she bleeds all over you.  That’s not something you do with a casual girlfriend.   

You both seemed to be really horny and caught up in the moment.  This isn’t something to be embarrassed about, it’s what will make the best sexual experiences of your life. Embrace this drunk, wild, uninhibited version of yourself.   Rather than being ashamed, open a healthy line of communication and ask him what he felt about the dirty talk last night.  There is nothing wrong with talking kinky, even to the extreme of marriage talk, as long as you both know it’s just dirty talk.  Some women have kinks and talk dirty about how big their partners dick is during sex, even if it isn’t big.  Some women have have humiliation/cuckold kinks and will tell their man his penis is tiny (even if he is normal sized), and some women like the idea of being fucked so good that it makes you want to marry the person.  It’s the ultimate compliment, but make sure your partner understands it’s just your extreme way of making the experience more intense for you. 

August 24, 2022

Dirty Talk: Opening My Own Massage Parlor with Happy Endings

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Opening My Own Massage Parlor with Happy Endings

The Dirty Talk Intro & Disclaimer:  Everything in the story below is random and created on the spot while massaging and giving a handjob to my husband.  No filters, no rules, no boundaries; just a story and situation created to help my husband orgasm and enjoy our experience together.  We do this for intimacy and find handjobs less destructive on our bodies than having sex daily (our bodies just can’t handle penetrative sex each day).   All dirty talk is usually pure fantasy.  I use this dirty talk as a form of mental porn for my husband while he is in a vulnerable state due to being touched and massaged.  Sexual intimacy can also help reduce feelings of anxiety and depression as it triggers the release of three mood-boosting chemicals — dopamine, endorphins and oxytocin.  I usually also get really wet because my own naughty thoughts push my own personal boundaries and really turn me on.  This is why it’s so fun.  Unlike giving a blowjob or going through the theatrics of sex, you both connect thoughts together and create sexual stories in the heat of the moment.  He trusts me and we both love this natural vulnerability.  I can almost get inside his head and control his fantasies, dirty thoughts, and talk him into an orgasm in the exact moment my story hits it’s climax.  During my stories he will ask me questions while I talk.  I will include these to the best of my memory.  In fact, every story is to the best of my memory, as I do not know remember all the exact details.   

Opening My Own Massage Parlor with Happy Endings

Years ago when I transitioned from giving my husband a blow job every morning to a massage, we really only talked to each other about what we did the night before, or what we were going to do later that night.  It was more of a in the moment type of dirty talk.  I would tell him how much I wanted to taste his cum, how beautiful his dick was to me, how sexy all the veins in his dick looked, and just stroking his ego and his dick.  Gradually our talk led into things that we would never do, and I remember this being one of the first times I ever fantasized with him during a massage.

Your dick is so big to me.  It’s like a gay pornstar’s dick.  It feels so fat in my hand, like I am rubbing on a huge piece of meat…

Do you think you could massage men for a living?

What do you mean?

I mean, you do this so well.  It gets me so high and I feel so good.  Do you think you would enjoy seeing all types of different sizes?  Big, small, huge, hairy, shaved?

Yea, that would be hot.

What if we moved to Vegas and you opened your own massage parlor, do you think you’d still take care of me every day?

Yea…

Would you enjoy pleasing men for a living?

Yea…

What would you do to strangers?

At this point, I decided to stroke my husband in the exact same manner I would talk about in my story.

The first guy comes in and I hand him a towel and I put him in a room.  

What does he look like?

He is a trucker, white, kind of short and balding.  A bit chubby.  I can see his hairy chest at the collar of his shirt, so I know he is going to have pepper grey body hair.  Not that handsome, but not hideous.

Do you want to see his dick?

Oh yes, I want to see all my clients’ dicks.  No matter how they look.  Seeing a man’s penis is  sexy because it’s like finding the last piece to a puzzle.  No matter how they look, you can be surprised by how different their dick is.

Was you surprised with this guy?

I don’t know yet… 

I go into the room and he has nothing but a towel on.  We are in Vegas so we both know he is there for me to rub his dick.  As I talk, I take off my shirt and expose my breasts.   I can see the towel move, but I ignore it and ask him what type of lubrication does he want.  I will do it dry, coconut oil, KY, or with a lotion.  

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