Naughty Selfies – Jailbait and Jailhouse Stripes

jailbait assNaughty Selfies – Jailbait

Don’t let the jailbait title confuse you, I am of age…barely!  

I saw these panties and thought they looked like prison stripes.  Anyone want to break me out of jail?  

The obligatory spiel about this section and our goal:  I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day. Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions,  I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera! Either way, hopefully you guys have a great week and enjoy another edition of our naughty selfies.    

Dear Naughty Selfie Diary: Jailhouse Striped Panties

jailbait panties

jailbait stripesI repeat, I am of age!  I know, my smooth skin complexion and youthful legs may mislead….

Okay, let me stop.  I wish!

I decided to flash a bit of bling and give a little extra to all the fellas locked down doing hard time.  Now you will be doing hard time, and hard time.  

As always, snuck into the bathroom real quick and took a few selfies.  The old barely legal knees can’t handle to much more of these squatting selfies.  It takes me about an how to stand back up!

If you only knew how hard it was to hold my breasts and the camera at the same time,  you’d love me much more.   The selfies came out great though so I figured I would share.   Hopefully you guys enjoy the views.

 

My husband and I went camping the following day so although he wore my used panties, he couldn’t take a mirror selfie.  What he did do was take a quick shot of him taking them off before he showered at the campsite.   Sorry ladies (and fellas)!  

And the good news is, yes he wears sandals while in a public bathroom while taking a shower!  A man that cares about his feet and germs, probably has an amazing smelling dick and balls.  Just saying…

Well, I guess in his case, that isn’t true.  His dick and balls always smell like my vagina from yesterday.

 


You can check out all my naughty selfies here!