One of our favorite bloggers, Bobbie Morgan, has listed us as one of the 14 Sex Blogs & Websites to Follow in 2014. Although we feel her list is a little biased because we love her so much how could she not mention us! She has been listed on our site since the day we opened and we do not intend on ever moving her. She has also made our quarterly and top lists (whenever we get time to put those lists together) every time. Thank you for the 2014 love Ms. Morgan! We were just joking about the bias thing. We really are just that good! lol
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Our Top 10 Sex Blogs of 2013
Our reviews are based off of a database which keeps track of various categories: Media, Originality, Updates, Variations, Entertainment, and a few other categories which will remain unpublished. We have a few trusted friends and fellow authors helping us rate each blog submitted. We then calculate and review the top 10 blogs in the database. Yes, we have an actual system. However, our system is still just our opinions.
First, I would like to point out that we have a link on the left hand side our of blog that lists “Our Favorites.” Those websites are our permanent top list that we read and check out all year. If they were not on the side bar, we would add them as our top sex blogs, but because they are on our page permanently, we will not include any of those sites.
1. @Mollysdailykiss http://mollysdailykiss.com/
2. @TBK365 http://thebeautifulkind.com/ i
3. @Pennysblog http://pennysdirtythoughts.
4. @SunnyMegatron http://www.sunnymegatron.com/
5. @SilentPornStar http://www.silent-porn-
6.@SweetRori http://www.betweenmysheets.
7. @LadyCheeky http://www.ladycheeky.com/ Lad
8. @sexinwords http://sex-in-words.blogspot.
9. @NaitraDarius http://diaryofanownedslave.
10. @UCAppetites http://uncommonappetites.
Freaky Friday Search Terms – cumming in ass while on steroids
On various Fridays we will post our most outrageous search terms that people used to find our website. Ryan and I will then share our own thoughts and hopefully entertain you guys or at least make the search term make a little less sense.
Each search term was gathered by wordpress and/or google statistics and they are all very real search terms. Each search term was used by some person in the world that ended up on our page.
10. could sperm increase the ass
Venice: My ass would be extremely increased.
Ryan: You do have a nice jungle booty for an Asian girl.
Venice: So sperm gives you that ghetto booty huh? Oh black women, you’re dark dirty secret is out.
Ryan: That was racist. Ghetto booty and dark dirty huh?
Venice: I blame Sir Mix-a-Lot and Lil Kim.
9. how to cum inside a womans ass
Ryan: Do you need a tutorial for this seriously?
Venice: I still get surprised by some of these search terms, especially the ones asking for instructions.
Ryan: Not to let the guy down, I’ll make it simple. Insert your penis into a woman’s ass, then move back and forth until the friction makes your penis ejaculate. Here is the tricky part, do not pull your penis out and shoot semen in your own face.
Venice: That’s the key here guys. I’ve noticed a lot of you fellas end up splurging on your own faces. Leave your penis inside of her anus please.
Ryan: Exactly. Then release.
Venice: Then wash.
Ryan: Then wash again.
Venice: I’m a bit scared that us clarifying that they need to leave their penis inside of the woman’s anus while they ejaculate may confuse them. We emphasized staying inside them so much that they may not understand that it is safe to remove their penises after they ejaculate. I feel our instructions are a bit incomplete.
Ryan: Well I didn’t tell them to remove their clothing prior to putting their penises inside of a woman’s anus. What if they do all this with clothing on?
Venice: This worries me Ryan.
Ryan: Would you like me to add a step prior to washing?
Venice: Please Ryan, for the sake of the readers who need these tutorials.
Ryan: First of all, before putting your penis inside of a woman’s ass, please find a willing woman and make sure you both remove all of your clothing. This is an important step.
Venice: Very important.
Ryan: Okay, now after reading the steps above, please add these next steps prior to “Then wash.” Once you release your semen, please make sure your penis is completely finished ejaculating. After ejaculation, slowly remove your penis but do not look at it. You may regret what you see. Walk to the shower and place your penis under lukewarm water. Do not place the penis under the water until it warms as the cold water may cause pain. Grab a bar of soap and clean off your penis thoroughly.
Venice: Then get a towel and dry off. Please put your clothing back on prior to going outside.
Ryan: I’m still a bit scared we missed something.
Venice: I think we’ve confused whoever searched for this tutorial even more than he was prior to asking.
Ryan: Probably.
8. pouring cum into her ass
Ryan: Okay, ignore everything I said above and just pour semen in her ass like a glass of Kool-Aid.
Venice: Ha! You think that was the same guy still trying to figure out the proper method to cum in a woman’s ass?
Ryan: Apparently so. I guess he figured pouring or funneling would be easiest.
7. hairy wagina porno
Venice: Starring Elmer Fudd.
Ryan: Wascally Wabbit Wagina featuring Juggs Bunny and Bare Rabbit.
Venice: …Or Who Banged Roger Rabbit featuring Thumper.
Ryan: Ha, they both sound like hits to me.
Venice: I’d watch them.
6. cum eat gay baby
Venice: Is this some sort of abortion or new Chinese technique to get rid of gay children? Eat them.
Ryan: Sounds disgusting.
Venice: Well, I am sure Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce would help.
Ryan: Really Venice?
Venice: I’m just saying, I didn’t make up the damn search term. Truthfully, I bet Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce would make gay babies taste much less disgusting.
Ryan: Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce is delicious.
Venice: You’re damn right it is.
5. have you ever sucked cock at a wedding
Ryan: Venice?
Venice: I sucked yours after ours. Does that count?
Ryan: I’m not sure. Judges?
4. hubby sucking best man
Venice: Ryan?
Ryan: Ha! So I guess the previous search term was a set up?
Venice: …
Ryan: …
Venice: Well answer my question.
Ryan: My best man was my father, so the answer is NO Venice.
Venice: Judges?
Ryan: Whatever.
3. is it wrong to cum on your wife if she said no
Ryan: Probably, but the good thing is she is your wife so you have access to her panty drawer and her toothbrush.
Venice: Oh my God. Seriously Ryan?
Ryan: Seriously. I mean, if your says no to letting you cum on her you should just wipe your sperm on her clean panties or toothbrush. It’s our instinct to mark our territory.
Venice: That’s disgusting!
Ryan: Well, use Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce as toothpaste.
Venice: …
Ryan: Touché?
Venice: It is delicious, I admit.
2. my wyf loves oder mans cum
Venice: Someone in the trailer park got a laptop for Christmas.
Ryan: I’m going with an underaged trailer park occupant.
Venice: He has a wyf though.
Ryan: Like I said, I am going with an underaged trailer park occupant.
Venice: Ha, that’s true. How could someone that spells that poorly even use Google?
Ryan: Hopefully he Googles contraceptive.
Venice: Too late already… he ended up at our site.
Ryan: …
Venice: The guilt has set in. We just helped create more.
Ryan: You can’t blame yourself baby. If it wasn’t our site it would have been “A Good Woman’s Dirty Mind” or “Sex.com.” You saved your friends the guilt.
1. cumming in ass while on steroids
Ryan: Hilarious!
Venice: Ha!
Ryan: I call that a real Hulk Smash!
Venice: I call that “1 night in Chyna”
Ryan: Ha, yea that too.
Dislclaimer:
Ryan: We have no affiliation with Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce. We were not paid to promote its delicious flavor. However, if you were to try and eat gay babies, I would highly suggest getting Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce. Or if you think your husband is urinating or ejaculating on your toothbrush because you did not allow him to cum on you, use Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce as toothpaste.
Venice: Urinating?
Ryan: You are not supposed to talk on my closing disclaimer.
Venice: Oh it’s like some sort of legal thing?
Ryan: Yes. People will think we are selling Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce or promoting eating gay children with Sweet Baby Ray’s deliciousness.
Venice: It is yummy. I bet it really could make a gay baby taste like a gourmet meal.
Ryan: Gay babies… mmmmmm. Real soul food.
Small Penis Contest – Entertaining (Howard Stern)
I saw this video this morning and thought it was entertaining. We’ve blogged a few articles regarding penis size and figured this would be an interesting watch for those having a slow Monday. More info below:
In 2006, Radio host Howard Stern organized a small penis contest on air. In the background, Howard Stern had the impression he had a small package. That’s why he decided to organize this contest. Around 18 participants showed up for the radio show. They walked in naked facing four judges and Howard Stern himself. For the first time ever, the small penis men reality was exposed on a medium. Those men have a short penis but you can see they look totally healthy and have a normal life. There is no other hint in their body that would let us know they have a small penis. Additionally, the testimonies from those small penis men highlight the cruel reality of women opinion about the small penis size.
This TV show also highlights the importance of fat as a parameter for penis size. The thinner you are, the bigger your penis is. If you are overweight, you will loose penis length size because of the fat pad length. Then, you will be able to insert less length during sexual intercourse if you are overweight.
Threesome Adventures or Misadventures – The Secret Lesbian
Sometimes you make some good choices and sometimes you make some bad choices. Unfortunately this isn’t a story about a good choice. Fortunately it gives me something to actually write about.
So it’s Friday morning and Venice and I have cleaned up the house a bit, especially our bedroom. Since our threesome adventures have started, the room has turned from our sacred place to a scary place after midnight on Fridays. This Friday in particular, we were going to have a cute girl coming over to hang out with us. Her face was so adorable and she had a personality that matched. We had been talking for a few weeks, but never had the chance to meet her face to face until now. From the multiple pictures she sent us, we could tell she was going to be a cutie. Venice was so excited.
There were a few problems though, specifically little red flags I noticed when she told stories. For instance, her personality seemed real tomboyish to me. She also bragged about having a best friend who was married, but was never satisfied by her husband. She made sure to let Venice know that she was the one her best friend came to when she needed to get off. I suggested to Venice that I thought she was just a lesbian pretending to be into both of us to experience her. Venice would laugh at my assumption, but didn’t really say much else.
Friday night came along and Venice and I were outside sipping White Russians and relaxing. We knew our friend would arrive at our house soon so we were both a bit nervous. As her car pulled up I looked at Venice and said, “You may as well go hug her first.” She laughed and told me to shush. She knew I was referring to her being a lesbian, but she paid me no mind. An older, larger lady got out of her vehicle and I started looking in the passenger side or backseat for our friend. I didn’t move towards the woman because honestly I had no idea who she was. I saw her and Venice hug, but I figured Venice was being extra friendly. I kind of glanced in the vehicle and noticed it was completely empty. I then looked back at the woman and said, “Oh, you’re Bertha?” Her name isn’t really Bertha, but for privacy reasons that is her name now.
Bertha looked back at me and said, “Yea, who did you think I was?”
I quickly responded as politely as possible, “I don’t know, someone lost looking for directions?” As I said that I made a sarcastic face and leaned toward her to give her a hug. She postured back a bit and gave me a halfway man hug. I really didn’t want to hug her anyway so I was okay with that.
First of all, she did not look like her pictures in the least. I’m not naive or anything, we’ve all been around the Internet long enough to know that everyone does the duck face and we all use our best pictures. However, I don’t see how anyone can take photos that look nothing like themselves at all and use them as a way to introduce themselves to strangers. I mean, I guess it gets your foot in the door, but it also almost guarantees you will never meet them again. Regardless, I knew this was going to be a long night.
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