Big Tips For Men With Small Penises

small penisThis article was written as a response to a question from a reader regarding how she can convince her lover that  he is amazing in bed, regardless of the size of his penis.  

Some of the responses below may seem shallow, but this article and these tips are meant to help guys use their tools properly, not preach about how all dicks are created equal and a good woman would never judge a man according to his size. 

1.  Move slow.  This is probably the most important tip of all, especially if your penis is smaller than average.  The last thing you want a woman to focus on is the size of your penis, and if you move quickly your penis tends to exit our vagina, then reenter.  We can feel the sensation of your penis leaving our bodies then reentering us.  This also tends to pull our lips inside with your shaft.  This doesn’t feel good.  It may feel great to you because the lips rub against your sensitive head, but it doesn’t feel great to us.  Although I will admit, teasing a woman with a larger penis, there is a time and place for this technique; the smaller men need to stay away from it.  Move slow and steady.  The slower you move, the larger your cock will feel.  Most men move quickly, especially when they get over excited.  This makes a 6 inch man feel like a 3 inch man.  I’m Asian but this  is simple math.  How long does it take for a man to reach his full potential of movement?  The faster a man goes, the smaller it feels.  The slower he moves, the larger it feels.  If your stroke is slow and deep, you can make your dick feel almost twice the size, but this takes a good man with a great stroke.

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Freaky Friday Weekly Search Terms – How Not to Swallow Cum

freakyfridayEach week we will post our most outrageous search terms of that week and share them with our readers.  Ryan and I will then share our own thoughts and hopefully entertain you guys or at least make the search term make a little less sense.

Each search term was gathered by wordpress and/or google statistics and they are all very real.

10. photos of married woman cought sucking another man’s dick in a secrete place
Venice: This seems to be a popular topic
Ryan: A lot of wives caught sucking other men’s dicks for sure.
Venice:  Why they end up at our site, who knows.
Ryan: If I caught you doing this, sexblogging.com would say, “404 Error, Website doesn’t exist.”
Venice: Oh great, now when our server goes down every follower will now think, “Well, Venice just got caught sucking another man’s dick.”
Ryan: They know better.
Venice: You know better.

9. girlfriend jokes about my penis size
Ryan: So large your bedroom has a speed bump?
Venice: So small you can use a cheerio as a cock ring?
Ryan: So large terrorists tried to crash a plane into it?
Venice: So small it looks like you have 3 testicles?
Ryan: I wish I had 3 testicles.
Venice: Really, why?
Ryan: So you could juggle deeeeez nuts!!!
Venice: Okay snoopy dogg dogg, relax.

8. forceful sex after senseless
Venice: I used to love that movie.
Ryan: Me too, David Spade was hilarious in it.
Venice: We just lost everyone with these comments.  Box Office sales:  2.
Ryan: …..but we sure had fun in that theater.
Venice:  Oh yes, you definitely buttered my popcorn.

7. she left me because of the size of my penis
Venice:  Sorry to hear that.
Ryan:  Well, let’s think positive here.  Maybe she couldn’t bear the pain of his huge cock and left him because of it?
Venice: Oh, in that case, congratulations.  Most women absolutely hate huge cocks and always leave men for them for sure.  Very common.
Ryan:
I wonder if people search things like this for advice or are just searching for humiliation masturbate material?
Venice: Search terms that Make You Say Hmmmmmmmmmm.
Ryan: Thanks Arsenio.

6. does ingesting sperm through the anus increase the size of butt?
Venice: I’d have a huge ass for sure.
Ryan: Ahahahaha.

5. oh god you’re going to cum in me videos
Venice: 
Oh dear.
Ryan: I’ll pray for whoever searched for this term.
Venice:  Amen.

4. fuck my nose mouth asshole real video sex
Venice: I’d say something witty and clever here but since we really did make a video of me sniffing your entire cumshot…

Ryan: Yea, we pretty much asked for this one.
Venice: Yup.

3. wife teased me for having a small penis
Ryan: Tease her for having a large vagina.
Venice: Tell her she feels like a wet bag of potato chips.
Ryan:  Hahaha, what flavor?
Venice: Salt and Vinegar.

2. do asian women swallow cum
Venice: This one does.
Ryan: That one does.

1. how not to swallow cum
Venice: Hold it under your tongue and move your throat as if you really swallowed.  Try to talk as clear as you possibly can and let him know he tasted great.  It may sound like you are saying, “eww apetid tape” but he may not notice. Then casually stroll to the nearest sink or toilet.  If you are not near anything, fake sneeze or find one of his shoes.
Ryan: Wow, that was pretty detailed.
Venice: As he cums stroke his dick and leave your mouth on his head softly. Leave your lips loose enough so his cum can flow down his shaft and continue to stroke until his sperm lubes up his penis, balls, ass.  With it totally lubed, rub his sensitive post-cum penis head and make him hop up and say “Thanks, that felt great.”  The game stopper technique.
Ryan: Really?
Venice: Hold out your hand as he cums and lather your palm with his semen.  After the majority of his load is in your palms, stick your mouth back around his dick and take your hand and rub under his balls.  Smear his semen around his ass cheeks and asshole.  Use this cum as lube so your fingers can easily slide in and out of his body.  This will feel amazing to him and keeps you from swallowing.
Ryan: Wow.
Venice: Oh, I just heard about this from some book I read.
Ryan:  Uh huh.

V’s Weekly Wet Inbox: My Boyfriend’s Small Penis

HarryPotterMy boyfriend has a small penis or smaller than average penis and I want him to be confident and strong about his body, as if he is hung like a horse. What can I do to make him more confident?

Taking ownership of your man’s body and confidence is the best approach when it comes to this kind of situation. Does your man have the fattest or longest cock in the world? No. Is his the biggest you’ve ever had? If you’ve asked yourself this question, most likely the answer is no. You can’t change his dick size. But what you can do is change your attitude towards it.

 When I orgasm through oral sex, I promise, I only want Ryan to insert one finger halfway inside me.  It’s not sex and I do not want to brace myself for 4 fingers, a fist, or a huge horse cock sized dildo while enjoying oral sex.  I suppose so men can understand, would you prefer to feel a huge dildo or the tip of a finger inside your ass while getting a blow job?  I personally love to feel just the tip of Ryan’s finger, rubbing in a circle motion, which feels good on the surface nerve endings during oral sex. Now, as I orgasm I may moan for him to slam his whole finger inside me and let his fist pound on the outside of my vagina.  I do not mind that thrusting pressure, but I do mind when he decides to shove an extra finger inside me because it throws me off, making me focus on any impending pain.  I do not need this sensation. Basically, the pressure of his hand slamming against my lips and clit feels great, like when a man is as deep as possible inside you and his hips and crotch slam against your pussy mound.  That pressure feels great, and a woman with no dick at all can give this pressure. The rubbing inside doesn’t feel as good as the thrusting on the outside.  I understand everyone is different and not all women may enjoy what I enjoy, but I felt this was a good example on how any man can feel like the perfect man, regardless of his size.

You have no idea how much power you have as a woman, and fortunately, I believe this is an easy fix. Let your man know that you worship his body by telling him you love his dick. Tell him you love the texture of his shaft inside you. Text him throughout the day telling him that you can’t wait for him to fuck you. Send him pussy shots of yourself and tell him you need him to fill you up with his fat cock. When you give him a blow job, treat it like a big serving of cherry cheesecake, i.e. moan each time it enters your mouth, lick the sides like you want every crumb, and stuff your mouth each time you go down.

It’s not enough to say, “I love you, no matter how big you are” or “I’d love your dick even if it were 3 inches.” And it seems no matter what you say and how often you tell him, there’s just no boosting his confidence.

Tell him that he’s the biggest you’ve ever had and you don’t want any other dick. Make painful faces as you feel him deep inside you.  Now, the first part may not be true, but the second part should be. In his heart and mind he may not believe this to be true, but the more you keep telling him, the more he’ll believe that YOU believe it. I’m not saying lie to your boyfriend, but rather tell him what he needs to hear because it will help him to be more confidence, which in turn will help him perform better in the bedroom. You can turn any doubtful, reserved boy into a sex-machine with your actions.

Maybe I will include below some sex tips for men with small penises:

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Snapshot Wednesdays: Cowgirl

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Cowgirl.  Although 8 seconds isn’t nearly enough time for this girl to get off on her bull.

We took this photo last night at 2 AM just to post today for our blog readers.  Dedication.

 

 

 

Punishment For Being a Bad Husband

my husbands punishmentUnfortunately after a long day of work I feel asleep. I didn’t just fall asleep, I went into a deep slumber where everything seemed unimportant and my body totally shut down. The problem was, I had promised Venice we would go shopping for some new lingerie. I woke up a few hours later and tried to apologize to Venice.   Her cold stare said it all. She didn’t talk, she didn’t slam cabinets, she just looked at me with disappointment and walked away. I felt horrible, but at the same time I feel I couldn’t help being tired.

Although I had just gotten up, it was already late and I hadn’t showered.  I walked out of the room, took a shower, and got ready for bed again. As I was finishing, Venice walked in the room and said she was tired. She then looked at me and said, “If you want to spend time together, we need to do it now.” I could tell she was disappointed and wanted nothing other than for me to leave her alone. Although we’ve made a commitment to be intimate with each other each night before bed, tonight felt wrong.

I didn’t make eye contact because I knew she was disappointed and told her we didn’t have to spend intimacy time together tonight.  If both of us aren’t happy, it isn’t intimacy.   I laid next to her in bed and rolled over.  As I laid there I could hear the disappointment in her breathing.  I felt a bit of tussling and her moving around on the other side of bed.  I didn’t really want to turn over because I knew she was upset so I just laid there.  Suddenly, I felt her grab my hair as hard as she could.  It pulled my head back so fast it almost snapped my body over.  She squeezed my head with her hand and shoved my face down between her legs.  I was sentenced to the next hour between her legs doing whatever she demanded of my tongue and face.  As she held my face inside her vagina she would tell me how disappointed she was.  She also let me know that after she came all over my face she was going to roll me over and sit on me.   As she felt me get more excited, she added, “I am not going to sit on you with my pussy or ride you asshole, I am going to sit my sweaty ass on your mouth and you are going to stick your tongue in me as far as you can until I feel cleaned.”   She then asked, “Do you deserve to fuck me tonight?”

I responded with, “No,” and continued to circle her clit with my tongue.  I slid a finger in her ass and she immediately let go of my head and grabbed both of her titties and started to squeeze.   As she moaned, she said aloud that tonight I was going to jack myself off and she was going to feed me my own semen.

I began sucking on her clit and pussy lips hard and replied, “I didn’t want to eat my own sperm, it’s only yours.”   I didn’t mind having to jack myself off, but I’d rather not cum if Venice didn’t want it.  However, Venice didn’t care what I wanted or didn’t want.

As she came she screamed and arched her back up in the air.  She snagged my head and slammed it deep inside her pussy.  My mouth  sucked on her hole as my tongue probed her inner walls.  My finger was still inside the rim of her ass and I could feel each spasm of her orgasm.  Her pussy squeezed on my tongue, and her hands clawed at the back of my head.  I looked up and watched her large breasts vibrate as she moaned, nipples fully erect.   I slowly took my other hand and started crawling it up to her breasts, as her nipple rings mesmerized me and drew me closer.   As I got my hand halfway around her breast, she quickly let go of my head and grabbed my wrist with both hands.  She snagged my arm and threw me over to the side of the bed.  I yelled, surprised she still had the energy to control me in such a way.  She sat up, reached down and grabbed my face and moved her mouth closer to my ear, “You are going to jack off your pathetic hard dick and let me watch it drip with cum.  Do you understand me?”

Although she was grabbing my face so my lips could barely move, I tried to respond back with, “Yes….”

She immediately stopped me from talking by shoving her hand inside my mouth and locking my jaw open.   “You’re going to cum in my hands and I am going to feed you.   You’ve been a bad husband and this is your punishment.”

I nodded and she let go of my mouth and positioned her body backwards on top of my face, so her asshole was directly over my mouth and she could watch me stroke my dick.   I grabbed my hard cock with both hands and stroked, making sure she could watch my balls bounce against my thighs with each pull.   She grinded her sweaty ass against my face and demanded I stick my tongue inside her dirty hole as deep as it could go.  I could taste her insides.  She noticed my nuts slamming against my legs and said, “Let those nasty little balls pay for being a bad boy.  Stroke that long dick harder.  I want to see it leak.  I want to see your fucking cock spill out all over us.  You’ve been a bad fucking boy….”

I squeezed my dick as hard as I could with both hands, rubbing it up and down until I felt my balls ache.  I wanted to feel the warmness of Venice’s mouth, her ass, her pussy, or even just the soft touch of her hands, but she refused.  Her ass cheeks muffle the sounds I hear, but what I do make out, Venice is letting me know she won’t touch dick no matter what.  I’ve been bad.  I feel bad, I feel humiliated, I feel the cold air on the top of my dick, my head still exposed so Venice can watch my cum squirt out.  I pull harder and can feel the explosion building.  I stick my tongue so deep inside her ass I can feel the different textures of her inner anus.  I try to scream but she squats down over me and drops her entire weight on my face.  My yell is muffled and my dick explodes.  I can feel the hot sperm landing on my arms, my stomach, my chest, and leaking down my own shaft.  Venice sits up and I can hear her slurping my cum off her hands.  She moans as she tastes me.  I can tell she wants it all, as her favorite part of our sex is being able to taste all of me.  However, tonight I am being punished.   She controls her urges and searches my body for more cum to scrape off so she can finish her punishment.  As she finds random drops all over me, she force feeds me my own cum.  After shoving her cum soaked fingers in my mouth, she pulls them out and licks everything that didn’t slide down my throat.

Now, Venice is sleeping and I am up at 2 AM because I slept all afternoon.