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August 6, 2022

Threesome Sex Positions – Scales of Justice

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The Scales of Suckthis, I mean Justice.   During a FFM threesome this position can be intimate as you can three way kiss while keeping your hands busy.

Difficulty Level
Advanced: Both women working together on the penis isn’t an easy task.  While at the same time, playing with two women at the same time, also isn’t an easy task.   

Pros & Cons
+ Every person gets stimulated while also keeping their hands busy
– Temporary position that is really just for threeplay (foreplay).

Instructions
Both women should kneel on each side of the man while stroking his dick together.  They can also lean in and three way kiss.    The man is in the center and uses each hand to play each woman.  

 

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August 2, 2022

Your Neighbor Is Probably More Kinky Than Your Favorite Porn Star

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your neighbor is a porn starYour Neighbor Is Probably More Kinky Than Your Favorite Porn Star.  

The internet has changed the world.  No longer do you need to hide your father’s old playboy magazine under your bed hoping he doesn’t miss it from his own sticky collection.  The long nights with a Sears lingerie catalog are over.  Sex is everywhere.  And not only is sex everywhere, as an amateur couple you can help other lonely souls struggling for fap material.

The days of buying a 25 year old storage unit and accidentally finding a random VHS tape labeled “mommy and daddy time” just to see amateur sex is over.   Sex is everywhere, girls on webcam, are everywhere, and your neighbor is probably more kinky than your favorite porn star.  

Real Life Sex Is Better Than Porn Sex

The biggest criticism of the porn industry, especially with marriage counselors and these professional (with no credentials)  Reddit therapists, “Porn sex isn’t real.  You can’t have sex like you see in porn.”  Well, now you can.  And couples do.  The dick sizes are real with no trick camera angles, the stamina is real, the sweat is real, the sex is real.  And if you see and an amateur couple live,  you know there is no after effects warping the body parts to be super human.   It’s easier to accept porn as fake than it is to work on your stamina and fuck like a champion.   So hopefully webcams are waking up the woke generation and rather than pushing good sex to the side as something unattainable, couples are bettering their sex lives.  No more excuses? 

There are 1000s of couples out there fucking on camera for free, showing you that not only do they fuck each other with enthusiasm, but they fuck each other just as good as any porn you have ever seen…if not better.  The moans are real.  The effort is real. The orgasms are real. There are no cut scenes or breaks between position changes.  Money isn’t being exchanged for enthusiasm.  The dicks are better.  The women are better.  It’s just real sex being recorded.  And the only thing slightly exaggerated is we tend to do our best while a camera is recording.  And that’s a good thing!  Fuck like a camera is recording.  What’s even better?  No weird gaussian blur that makes sex look like a Lifetime movie.  Amateur couples are the real MVPs.  Salute to all the amateurs out there contributing to the idea that sex can be better than professional porn, if you want it to be.  

July 20, 2022

Sex Toy Review: QIUI Cellmate 2 BDSM Electric Shock Male Chastity Device

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QIUI Cellmate 2 Electric Shock Male Chastity Device

In the past, we have tried a chastity device in the form of a metal penis cage.    Chastity devices are a fun way to BDSM role play and  show your commitment to your woman.   What was even more fun was my wife sitting on my face and turning me on, but my penis unable to get hard due to the cage restrictions.  This restriction is intense.  My shaft skin was swollen and nearly melting through the bars.  Because of this,  I was still able to cum from my wife licking up and down the cage (and her tongue still able to rub my penis skin that stuck out through the bars).  A pretty crazy experience to say the least.

The problem we had with this metal cage was throughout the work day the cage made metal “clinking” sounds as I moved around.    This was because the ball area that locks the testicles in (this is actually what holds the entire chastity devices into place) to the shaft portion of the cage, rubbed together.  Remember, this is a chastity device, so the entire role play is based on her controlling my dick throughout the entire day.  So I wore it to work.  I’m sure my co-workers couldn’t figure out why it sounded like I had a huge set of keys in my pocket, “he’s not even a  janitor though.”   The truth is, the cage was extremely bulky, created a huge eye catching bulge (the grundle gazing was intense, by both men and women co-workers), and made too much noise.   Also, as my balls began to sag throughout the day, the metal cage slowly shifted down off my penis.   Although the size wasn’t too small, the cage length is totally dependent on the testicles holding everything in place.  So the more your testicles sag, the more the cage slowly slid down your shaft.   This is a bit difficult to explain if you haven’t tried one for yourself.  So try it.  

Anyway, we ended up using the cage for a day, had oral sex with it on that night, and once my wife unlocked my cock, she never locked it away again.  

Enter:  QIUI Cellmate 2.   This isn’t a cage, it’s a penis shock collar.  This is a total control device that allows your partner to monitor every move you make (or your penis).   If you try to take it off?  She knows.  If your penis gets turned on and begins to grow?  She knows.  Not only does she know, she can shock you into submission if you are not behaving.  What’s even better?   Everything is totally controlled through the QIUI app, even the unlocking.   That’s right, there is no key that you can lose.  If she doesn’t release you, you aren’t getting out.  It’s as simple as that.  Talk about power.   This is something every woman should lock her man into if she is DOM.   

In my experience, the device fit much more snug on my penis (there are two sizes to choose from) that the cage I used because the app-controlled bar that locks the scrotum into the device is a tight fit and regardless of how saggy your testicles get, it stays in place.  This device is the real deal when it comes to total control.  The only pleasure I could receive in this thing was mental.  Knowing that no matter how turned on I got, I wasn’t going to get a release unless she released the device.   Not only can this thing prevent you from having an erection, if my wife noticed that I was getting swollen and turned on, she could shock my penis back into it’s shriveled state.  Even though the shock isn’t bad, it’s definitely noticeable.  There is also different modes such as vibrate so it doesn’t shock, but instead vibrates.

So did this device shock me into submission?  Did it keep me from orgasming?  Yea right.  Although this device kept me from getting stimulation through the penis, the anus is still totally in play.  And this is the perfect time for your partner to explore your prostate and dominate you into cumission through pegging or fingering you.   Which is exactly what we did.

And what’s so sexy about that?  Well, the QIUI Cellmate 2 has a nice sized penis hole that allows your semen to put on a show when it drips out.  My wife loved it.  This hole also allows you to use the bathroom during the day while locked up.

So if you are in the market for a chastity device that can be great for training and teaching a man to appreciate anal pleasure, take all control from him and his penis, and enjoy BDSM role play, this is the one.   

Extra things I noticed:  

  • The QIUI app keeps track of any time the cage is unlocked.  So if you were to grab your partners phone and unlock yourself, she can check her account history and it shows when and where you were unlocked.  In other words, there really isn’t a way to take off the chastity device without your Dom knowing.   
  • The QIUI app also seems to have a community feature where you can have random people all over the globe using the app vote on a post you make.  The more votes you get, the longer you stay locked in. You heard that correct, the app actually forces you to keep your penis locked in depending on the amount of votes users give (of course the original post is voluntary, so the person decides if they want to ask the community to keep them locked in). 
  • I panicked a bit when unlocking my device and it didn’t seem to respond.  On my device, I had to move the rod that locks in my testicles forward a tad, to get it to unlock freely.  For a second I thought I was going to have to break out a sledge hammer and bolt cutters.   
  • Admittedly I am not into pain, shocking, or locking my junk into a device that has a battery.  When you are locked in, you are LOCKED in.  Be careful with this type of device as if you have to put on warning labels on packages because it contains a battery, maybe you should take heed to that when you are putting it on your package.  

More Information and Price: $136.99 

Buy QIUI Cellmate 2 Here

 

Website product Description:

  • Cellmate 2 Suitable for BDSM Training and has remarkable characteristics.

    •  1. APP control no need to worry about finding keys, unlock and punish any place with internet
    •  2. Timed electric shock wake up the penis according to your preference
    • 3. Three modes vibration tremor: and acupuncture are different every time, making people look forward to and scared, and play bdsm to the extreme
    • 4. Timing unlocking no need to connect to the network, after setting the timing unlocking, the lock body will automatically open.
  • STEPLESS ADJUSTMENT
    The cardinal testicle is the biggest problem of the chastity cage. After two years of painstaking research, the designer has created an original six-stage adjustable ring. No matter your size, there is nowhere to escape
  • Ergonomic Design
    The device is only 80 grams, comfortable to wear, scientific porous design, breathable and comfortable, so that you can wear it for a long time. Whether you go shopping mall, at work or by bus, without affecting  and no embarrassing
  • Stomatal Design
    Multiple ventilation holes let your dick breathe freely without being stuffy
  • Urinating Mouth
    The unique curve design is more suitable for your penis, the large opening urinary tract design,  splash-proof, easy to clean
  • Matte Material
    Made of environmentally friendly soft rubber skin-friendly, hypoallergenic, lightweight, rubber coating on the surface, strong and comfortable suitable for long-term wear
  • Fast Charge Mode
    Equipped with rechargeable lithium battery, wireless charging card holder, realizing wired and wireless fast charging, don t worry about the trouble of running out of electricity
  • IPX6 Waterproof
    in the bathroom or pool to use wherever you want, to enjoy different orgasm pleasure, more experience, enjoy the sexual time, so your dick presumptuous love and enjoy!

    Specifications

    Long size: 12*3.7cm weight 80g
    Short size: 11*3.7cm weight 60g

We are not affiliated with honeysx and get no revenue from this review.  Our goal isn’t to make money promoting things in hopes you buy it, rather we are just sharing our reviews on products we have tried and want to share with our readers. This item was sent to us as a promotional product under the terms and condition that if we did not enjoy the product, we are not obligated to write or publish a review.   All reviews are just our opinions and experiences.

June 29, 2022

Q&A: How to respond when women tell me they squirt when I am not into squirting?

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Q&A: How to respond when women tell me they squirt when I am not into squirting?

20 years ago, I wasn’t even aware of this. Never heard of it.  Obviously, it’s become a very popular thing in porn and real life.  I was in a relationship for the last two years. It’s over, and I’m single. Back in the saddle, meeting women again, and ALMOST ALL OF THEM TALK ABOUT SQUIRTING. They say they can squirt, they do squirt, etc. I’m not sure if it’s to turn me on, or just a fair warning. Both?

Okay. I’m an adult. I can deal with lots of things. I’m usually very good at talking things through.  But I don’t even know what to say. If a woman can squirt, and is telling me because she thinks I’m into it, it makes sense to just share that I’m not into it, right?  But if it’s somewhat involuntary, then saying I’m not into it might make her feel ashamed or unwanted.

Honestly, I don’t know what to say without making a thing out of it. Any helpful hints?

Venice’s response to women squirting

I have only squirted a few times in my life and they were totally involuntary.   So I do not really mention it to other women I am with because I’d have no control over it regardless.  If they know the secret pressure points, then they know exactly what they are getting into when they are doing their jedi mind tricks inside of me!

As far as other women telling me they squirt, I am not picky about these types of things and usually take a backseat to how Ryan feels.  I’d probably be shocked and flattered it if happened with a woman I was fingering or eating out.  This question is good though because I know Ryan has the same feelings towards squirting as you. 

We did have a woman tell us she squirted and was proud she could finally feel free about her body and let things happen naturally.  She openly said her previous relationships her men were closed minded about it.   Ryan pretty quickly said to her that he definitely wasn’t into that type of thing either, especially with someone new.    Probably not the best response, but sometimes being communicative can be harsh.  And he really isn’t into it.  

Luckily, due to our communication, we’ve managed to not have any “accidents.”   That may be because we didn’t excite them enough, or the penetrative part of sex wasn’t long or rough enough.  Admittedly in all our experiences with women we have never been big on penetration.  Usually we are more focused on oral sex, toys, and reaching orgasms without penetration.  Or, a lot of times women can control their squirting and tend to squirt when they know it excites their partner.   They may be feeling you out to see if you are into it, because if you are, they will wet your sheets up to turn you on.  If you are not, they will keep that trick on the backburner until you are ready.

Ryan’s response to women squirting

Firstly, remember our perspective is from a couple that opens our bedroom to other women.  I am not a single guy on the dating scene looking to find someone to hook up with.   But the new phenomenon of women who can squirt has been equally noticed.  With porn and even live cam chats having goals such as, “I will squirt at 100 tokens,” I assume women think this is something most men enjoy.   As Venice said, personally I am not big on squirting.  With her, of course I love it.  But that’s because she is my wife and someone I have been with for 25 years.  Nothing she does can gross me out.  But with someone new, that we are hanging out with, I’m definitely not into being squirted on.    

In your situation, I’d let the person know that squirting really isn’t my thing and if she can control it, try not to squirt.  I understand that this can be a total turn of or even offend a woman that can’t control it, but I am equally offended by being pissed on for fun when a woman can control it.  But don’t attack me yet!  I am not saying that all squirting is urine, but when a woman can control it and it’s something she does to spice things up, then most definitely I am saying that would be urine.  And with someone new to our bedroom, I am not into that.  Much like I can assume they would not want me to urinate on them for fun during oral sex.  Or urinate inside them during sex to turn my condom into a huge water balloon that randomly pops after it gets too full (although that possibly could feel great?!?).