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Naughty Selfies – Horny Devil in a Blue Dress

Naughty Selfies – Horny Devil in a Blue Dress

Sorry, these titles are getting harder to come up with!  This week I have decided to move into the territory of obscure movie title that no one remembers.  My reasoning:  I happen to be wearing a blue dress while showing off my panties in a selfie photo.  lol.   And indeed, I am a horny.

The obligatory spiel about this section and our goal:  I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day. Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions,  I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera! Either way, hopefully you guys have a great week and enjoy another edition of our naughty selfies.    

Dear Naughty Selfie Diary: Horny Devil in A Blue Dress

Denzel Washington would be proud! 

This morning I put on a cute blue dress that accidentally shows a bit too much.

Two thumbs up!

The following day my husband decide to sway from the blue outfit with the black panties and pulled off his own, “Horny Devil in A Red Sweatshirt” selfie?   

I am so cheesy!  

Hopefully you guys enjoyed the selfies.  And as always, I have included the selfie of my husband wearing my used panties the following day.  Yes, I ask leave my panties on his dresser so he can wear them the next day.  And yes, I do ask him to send me a selfie of himself in my used panties while at work, so I can make sure he is wearing them.  He doesn’t mind.  He loves turning me on.  

For those of you that do not get the title reference.


You can buy these used panties if you like.  Click here to find out size and your special request!  Want to see some other designs?  You can check out all my naughty selfies here!

 

Dirty Talk: Gang Banged by a Bunch of Old Men

Gang Banged by a Bunch of Old Men

The Dirty Talk Intro & Disclaimer:  Everything in the story below is random and created on the spot while massaging and giving a handjob to my husband.  No filters, no rules, no boundaries; just a story and situation created to help my husband orgasm and enjoy our experience together.  We do this for intimacy and find handjobs less destructive on our bodies than having sex daily (our bodies just can’t handle penetrative sex each day).   All dirty talk is usually pure fantasy.  I use this dirty talk as a form of mental porn for my husband while he is in a vulnerable state due to being touched and massaged.  Sexual intimacy can also help reduce feelings of anxiety and depression as it triggers the release of three mood-boosting chemicals — dopamine, endorphins and oxytocin.  I usually also get really wet because my own naughty thoughts push my own personal boundaries and really turn me on.  This is why it’s so fun.  Unlike giving a blowjob or going through the theatrics of sex, you both connect thoughts together and create sexual stories in the heat of the moment.  He trusts me and we both love this natural vulnerability.  I can almost get inside his head and control his fantasies, dirty thoughts, and talk him into an orgasm in the exact moment my story hits it’s climax.  During my stories he will ask me questions while I talk.  I will include these to the best of my memory.  In fact, every story is to the best of my memory, as I do not know remember all the exact details.   

Dirty Talk:  Gang Banged by a Bunch of Old Men

I am in a room with a bunch of old guys and I can tell they want to fuck me.  

describe them…

They are all over 70, grey hair, nude.  One is skinny with a smaller slim penis, tight balls, and a salt and pepper grey bush.  I can almost see his skeleton frame as he is very slim.  (Guy 1)

Another one is build like a square, not chubby, but you can tell he used to be muscular.  He has a bit of a belly and his shoulders are wide.  His penis is small in length but thick.  He also has tight balls like he is already ready to cum.  (Guy 2)

does he have crotch hair?

He has a huge bush that is also salt in pepper.   All the men have crotch hair.  I find them all sexy and prefer to see them hairy.

what about the other guys?

The 3rd guy is tall and slim.  His balls are extremely big and hang very low.  His penis isn’t small, but his balls hang much lower. (Guy 3)

do you find older guys sexy?

I love older men.  They are probably my biggest kink. 

do you want to be fucked by a bunch of older men?

Yes.

The 4th guy is short with a normal size frame.  Like he kept himself in shape.  He has the biggest penis of the group.  It is thick and about 6 inches long.  His balls are also loose and hanging.  I can tell when he fucks me I will feel his balls slapping against me. (Guy 4)

does that turn you on?

Yes, I love it when I can feel your balls slapping against me.  Or laying on my face while I am being face fucked.

keep going…

The last guy looks like Ron Jeremy when he is old.  He is hairy all over.  His balls are small and tight and his penis looks proportional to his body. (Guy 5)

what do they do to you?

Guy 1 comes over to my face and sticks his dick in my mouth.  I grab his small balls and start to stroke under them as I suck his dick.  He immediately gets hard.  I notice that all the guys are touching themselves and started to get hard all around me.

did you want the small skinny guy in your mouth first?

Yes.

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Naughty Selfies – Red Panties, Wet Panties, and His Panties Tomorrow

Naughty Selfies – Red Panties, Wet Panties, and His Panties Tomorrow

It looks like Ryan will have to be a bit moist tomorrow when he wears my wet panties for the day.  Poor guy.

I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day. Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions,  I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera! Either way, hopefully you guys have a great week and enjoy another edition of our naughty selfies.

Dear Naughty Selfie Diary: Red Panties, Wet Panties, and His Panties Tomorrow

Fortunately for me, but unfortunately for my husband, I had been left soaking wet from our weekend activities.  This means he gets to wear my cum soaked panties the following day.  I can’t wait.

Us below in the same panties.  Him wearing them the day after me!

*edit

That night when he got home after wearing my used wet panties for the day, he took them off and pulled his dick out.  I did what good girls do and went down on him immediately.  He pulled out his phone and recorded us.  When he got ready to cum, he picked up these 2 day used and worn panties and put them over my  face.   I could smell his cologne, his pheromones, and my own body.  I loved it.  He then came all over my face and panties.  So when this blog title says wet panties, I really meant wet panties! 

At this point, these panties have been used thoroughly.  CSI crime labs would be boggled at how it was possible that all these body fluids and secretions have ended up on these things.

 

 

 


You can buy these used panties if you like.  Click here to find out size and your special request!  Want to see some other designs?  You can check out all my naughty selfies here!

 

Naughty Selfies – Little Girl in Her Big Boy Undwear

a little girl in big boy underwearNaughty Selfies – Little Girl in Big Boy Underwear

Proud little girl in her big boy underwear!  I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day. Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions,  I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera! Either way, hopefully you guys have a great week and enjoy another edition of our naughty selfies.    

Dear Naughty Selfie Diary: My Big Boy Underwear

So today I put my big boy pants on and headed to work.  Since my husband and I share panties, tomorrow his penis and balls will feel right at home.  Home sweet home boys!

little girl in big boy underwearAs much as I think it’s hot for him to wear my used panties,  I also find it hot to wear panties that could be seen as a bit more masculine. Especially if I can make these boy shorts underwear my little bitch.  Meaning:  Sexy. 

Each morning now, I kind of sneak in my closet and slide my panties on real fast.  Then I cover myself in a work dress before he has a chance to see what I am wearing underneath.  Like a naughty secret.  He doesn’t get to see until I am at work and send him a few selfies.  

Today I was extra excited.  When he finally saw my boy shorts underwear, he laughed and let me know how great they looked. 

Bonus.  I added a shot of my back side for our loyal blog readers to enjoy.  I am an equal opportunity type of girl you know.  Some days I feel like laced v cut panties, some days I feel like black boy underwear with white trim.  You just never know.


 

And if you haven’t heard, my husband wears my used panties the day after me.   I ask him to send me a selfie with his pants down each day at work so I can see him wearing my panties from the day before.  It turns me on.  I’ll add it below for fun.  I’m sure our ladies, and the gay and bi men readers won’t mind at all.

 


You can buy these used panties if you like.  Click here to find out size and your special request!  Want to see some other designs?  You can check out all my naughty selfies here!

 

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Naughty Selfies – Peekaboo or Peak at a Booty

peak-a-bootyNaughty Selfies – Peekaboo or Peak at a Booty

I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day.  Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions,  I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera!

Dear Naughty Selfie Diary:  Saying goodbye to 2019

Don’t let the door hit me on the way out!

Peekaboo, or peak at a booty.  Selfie I took at work in the bathroom for my husband.  Please, no backhanded jokes you guys.  This is pretty self explanatory…with no real back...story here…

Butt…if you look real close at my ass cheeks maybe you can see a back story?

Okay, let me just be up front with you, I decided that a cool way to hang out with you guys on this  post was to just make a bunch of back jokes.  Now that I am forward looking, I am looking forward to ending this blog properly.  No pun jokes… just me being very serious and saving face.  I just need to stop letting it all hang out and hold myself to higher standards sometimes.

 


As of late, I have started sharing my husband’s selfies of him the following day wearing my used panties!   This is something we both enjoy.


You can buy these used panties if you like.  Click here to find out size and your special request!  Want to see some other designs?  You can check out all my naughty selfies here!