Celebrity “Self” Sex Tape Reviews: Randy Couture

Celebrity “Self” Sex Tape Reviews: Randy Couture

Randy Couture, also known as the Natural, has unfortunately had a sex tape leak which captures him wearing nothing but his all natural birthday suit.  For those not familiar with Randy Couture, he is a UFC Legend, Champion, and has went on to star in various movies.  During one of his fights, he was famously coined by Joe Rogan as “Captain America.”  Well, Captain America is now in a legal battle over a sex tape that has leaked on the internet.  

After a podcast named The Fighter and The Kid, with Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen, went viral making fun of Randy Couture’s Sex Tape, the world was exposed to another side of a UFC legend.  In essence, they recorded what is commonly known on YouTube as a “reaction video.”  With this video going viral and being The Fighter and the Kids most popular clip of all time, curiosity got the best of us.  

As always, we will review this self sex tape below:

1 poor, 2 fair, 3 average, 4 good, 5 excellent

Venice’s Review:
Quality: 1
Entertainment Value: 1
Star Factor: 2
Skill Level: 1
The Woman: There was no woman.
The Man: 4
Sexual Value: 1

Well, for a 50+ year old man, he has a great body.  You can’t take that away from him.  Although one would imagine an MMA fighter and legend having huge balls, you will be disappointed when you realize Randy is just an average man with an average sized penis.  No extra muscles, no human growth hormones making it larger, no tattoos on it, no cock rings shaped like UFC belts, and nothing really to keep myself from clicking on “next” on chatroulette other than I am looking at a former UFC champion. There isn’t much else to say.  The money shot was interrupted by a poor wifi connection.   

Ryan’s Review:
Quality: 1
Entertainment Value: 1
Star Factor: 2
Skill Level: 1
The Woman: He was masturbating.  Frank and beans, frank and beans.  He was masturbating!
The Man: 3
Sexual Value: 1

Well, I have now seen Randy Couture spank Tito Ortiz during a fight, spank himself to apparently turn on a woman, and spank his monkey until it throws up all over his webcam.  Obviously this was not made to be leaked on the internet.  I really can’t say much about it because it really is just a video of a UFC legend spanking his own nude ass, rubbing his nipples and balls, and masturbating on camera.  Unfortunately some things cannot be unseen.   Thanks a lot Fighter and The Kid.

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