Being responsible, I went to my doctor to get a full series of STD tests done to make sure the multiple partners we have fucked didn’t give us any STDs (although I used condoms if there was penetration, I still received oral sex unprotected).  I had a clean bill of health but my doctor still suggested a few things to me.  She told me I should stop having threesomes, but she also added that I needed to instead go to church. I asked my pharmacist if church was something they could fill for me? They told me they weren’t sure if my insurance would cover it.