thong song

Naughty Selfies – Thong Song

thong songNaughty Selfies – Thong Song

Anyone remember the thong song?  Thongs were big in the 90s.  Since I really am not up on my panty trends, they still may be big, but as far as I know they are a bit out of fashion.  However, a good ass will never be out of style!  And a good ass in a thong will probably always turn heads.

The obligatory spiel about this section and our goal:  I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day. Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions,  I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera! Either way, hopefully you guys have a great week and enjoy another edition of our naughty selfies.    

Dear Naughty Selfie Diary: Thong Tha-Thong Thong Thong

Although they are thongs, they seem to have a nice front area.  I don’t feel them riding up between my lips and irritating me.  This may be good for my husband tomorrow, as they may be able to hold his balls in place.  I sent him a few of my ass shots and here is his response:

Oh God, thongs again?   You look hot but now I am dreading tomorrow!

 

Haha!

thong songI think he looks great.  He confirmed that they do hold his package in place but the back side, well…it’s a thong.  What does he expect?!  He told me he is scared to fart because it may whistle and alert his entire office that he is wearing panties!  

Ha! 

And since it’s a thong song, what better place to put our asses front and center.  Enjoy the view!


You can check out all my naughty selfies here.

Naughty Selfies – Make Sure Your Panties Match Your Shoes

Naughty Selfies – Make Sure Your Panties Match Your Shoes

You never know when you are driving home and end up in the back of an ambulance with your pants shredded so they can put a leg splint on you.   You have no control over that.  But you do have control over  making sure your panties match flawlessly with your shoes!  And even though it my coordination was a pure accident they wouldn’t know that.  I’ll just lean back in my oxygen mask and keep faking it until I make it (to the emergency room).  Either way, today I am ready for anything.

The obligatory spiel about this section and our goal:  I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day. Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions,  I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera! Either way, hopefully you guys have a great week and enjoy another edition of our naughty selfies.    

Dear Naughty Selfie Diary: Coordinate

And here is a quick shot of the back side for those that don’t care about the shoes.   

No culture having….

I am texting a few of these selfies to my husband and letting him know he better match me tomorrow

Here is his response:

Dang, super cute.
Your shoes match your panties!
 

 

Now let’s wait and see what he comes up with tomorrow.  Maybe he will spill a bit of milk on his shirt to match the stains I left on my panties?  LOL

Checkmate girl.  The hat matches panties…

 

So he sent me that message showing off that his hat matches my panties.  Smh.  How is he going to get all cocky and text me checkmate when he is taking a selfie wearing my dirty ass panties from the day before.   Checkmate my ass.  Plus, I didn’t realize this was a competition.   

Men.


You can check out all my naughty selfies here.