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redhead and red head
August 17, 2022

Naughty Selfies – Red Panty Day

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Naughty Selfies – Red Panty Day

The last time I wore these I ended up with my face covered with two days old used (by both of us) red panties and cum.  You can check out that naughty selfie link if you missed it.  My husband sure didn’t.  I learned a whole new meaning to the term redhead!  And I suppose he ended up getting red head.  

You see what I did there right?!  I am such a tryhard!

The obligatory spiel about this section and our goal:  I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day. Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions,  I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera! Either way, hopefully you guys have a great week and enjoy another edition of our naughty selfies.    

Dear Naughty Selfie Diary: Day of The Red

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Sorry guys, I did a quick butt scoot of my chair and spread eagle as quick as possible.  Unfortunately I have had a busy week and I just took a quick selfie right in the middle of my office.   Yup, the same office where I did the Syntribation blog and Syntribation videos.

 
 

After a good tune, let’s look at a fine tuned machine of a man in his wife’s moist panties.  Not much else to say other than I hope you guys have as good week!   

 

You can check out all my naughty selfies here!

 

green day
March 3, 2021

Naughty Selfies – Green Day

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green dayNaughty Selfies – Green Day Time of Your Life

Lime green panties but what’s underneath definitely isn’t sour!  Although you could probably ring them out over a nice cold beer and enjoy the flavor.  If you’re into that type of thing.  Anyway, it’s green day!

The obligatory spiel about this section and our goal:  I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day. Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions,  I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera! Either way, hopefully you guys have a great week and enjoy another edition of our naughty selfies.    

Dear Naughty Selfie Diary: If You Enjoyed These Pics, I Hope You Have The Time Of Your Life!!! 

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I made sure to match my dress with my panties today!  

 

So take the photographs and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it’s worth it was worth all the while
 
It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right
I hope you had the time of your life…
 

After a good tune, let’s look at a fine tuned machine of a man in his wife’s moist panties.  Not much else to say other than I hope you guys have as good week!   

 

You can check out all my naughty selfies here!

 

March 20, 2020

Naughty Selfies – Panties On Until We Black Out

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Naughty Selfies – Panties On Until We Black Out

We have kept up this whole naughty selfie thing and panty thing until well, we take it off and just black out. 

Yes, I am totally coming up with phrases based on the color of panties I am wearing.  Today just happens to be black and  R Kelly would be proud. 

After I sent a few of these to my husband, he messaged me back and said can you please send some with your panties pulled to the side,   I really want to see what your pussy looks like right now. 

Oh, he’s in that type of mood huh?

The obligatory spiel about this section and our goal:  I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day. Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions,  I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera! Either way, hopefully you guys have a great week and enjoy another edition of our naughty selfies.  

 

Dear Naughty Selfie Diary: Black heels and Black Panties

 

 

I mean, it all started with me saying black out because I was going to share photos of me wearing black panties. Then of course, my husband wearing my used black panties the next day!   But I decided to tease my husband and black out exactly what he wanted to see!  This is his responses:

Uh, so why is there a black box over your little box?!

 

After making him wait a few minutes with no response…

 

Wait,  are you going to send me the uncensored version though???????

 

Hah!  Maybe I will, maybe I wont.   

<<Whippppppped>>

Not sure how this will look with my pasty white husband in his wife’s used panties posted below a video of the new black anthem.  But, here we go.

 

As always, a selfie my husband takes for me the next day, wearing my used panties from the day before.  I believe it’s been going on 4 or 5 months now since and he hasn’t worn my body on him underneath his clothing.  He has asked if we should stop, and I told him no. It turn me on to know that any time I look at him I know he is wearing my used panties.  It also turns me on that he is willing to do that for me.  It’s almost like a chastity belt of sorts.   I did tell him that even if he stops for one day, it’s a slippery slope, and he’d eventually just quit wearing them.   He said, “Every day I am wearing your slippery slopes!”

He’s right!

You can check out all my naughty selfies here!

 

March 13, 2020

Naughty Selfies – Jailbait and Jailhouse Stripes

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jailbait assNaughty Selfies – Jailbait

Don’t let the jailbait title confuse you, I am of age…barely!  

I saw these panties and thought they looked like prison stripes.  Anyone want to break me out of jail?  

The obligatory spiel about this section and our goal:  I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day. Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions,  I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera! Either way, hopefully you guys have a great week and enjoy another edition of our naughty selfies.    

Dear Naughty Selfie Diary: Jailhouse Striped Panties

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jailbait stripesI repeat, I am of age!  I know, my smooth skin complexion and youthful legs may mislead….

Okay, let me stop.  I wish!

I decided to flash a bit of bling and give a little extra to all the fellas locked down doing hard time.  Now you will be doing hard time, and hard time.  

As always, snuck into the bathroom real quick and took a few selfies.  The old barely legal knees can’t handle to much more of these squatting selfies.  It takes me about an how to stand back up!

If you only knew how hard it was to hold my breasts and the camera at the same time,  you’d love me much more.   The selfies came out great though so I figured I would share.   Hopefully you guys enjoy the views.

 

My husband and I went camping the following day so although he wore my used panties, he couldn’t take a mirror selfie.  What he did do was take a quick shot of him taking them off before he showered at the campsite.   Sorry ladies (and fellas)!  

And the good news is, yes he wears sandals while in a public bathroom while taking a shower!  A man that cares about his feet and germs, probably has an amazing smelling dick and balls.  Just saying…

Well, I guess in his case, that isn’t true.  His dick and balls always smell like my vagina from yesterday.

 

You can check out all my naughty selfies here!

 

March 6, 2020

Naughty Selfies – Ugly Ass Panties

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Naughty Selfies – Sexy Ass, Ugly Panties

Sometimes you hit and miss.  This time, we missed!  I found a Victoria Secret bag while cleaning up my closet.  To my surprise, it had 5 brand new pairs of panties in it.  What’s even more funny, it must have been around the time I thought thongs were cute, because two of them were thongs. Unsure of when I bought them, but it had to be about 4 or 5 years ago.  Although not as pretty as I remember, they make for a great blog title!  Because these are some ugly ass panties.

The obligatory spiel about this section and our goal:  I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day. Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions,  I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera! Either way, hopefully you guys have a great week and enjoy another edition of our naughty selfies.    

Dear Naughty Selfie Diary: Victoria should have kept her secret!

Every pair of panties has a story.  Here is mine:

The first thing my husband said when he saw these:

Oh my…

 

But it wasn’t a good “Oh my…”  It was more of a, “So abstract art on your crotch is a thing now?” type of ‘Oh my.’

But it doesn’t matter what he says.  Because the best part about these ugly panties was I knew my husband would be in them the next day himself.  Not to tease him, but it’s fun knowing he will also have to wear these ugly things the day after I have used them up.

Now, let’s put the ass in these ugly ass panties!

The way he stretches the fabric makes the design looks like a QBert video game melted on his hips!

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can buy these ugly ass used panties if you like.  Click here to find out size and your special request!  Want to see some other designs?  You can check out all my naughty selfies here!