It all started in December 2012 with our Chocolate Chip Cookies with Nut photo shoot. After that photo shoot we decided to take a picture every day leading up to Christmas. It was actually a bigger task than we thought it would be. But we had fun and 25 days of memories. Now, in 2019, we are going to try and do a more comedic approach maybe. Maybe sexy. We will try to reverse roles and see how the pictures turn out. I assume silly as hell, but it should be fun. Although we will not do every day, as some of the sexy shots redone would be more gross than funny or sexy. We will try to keep it classy and redo the photos that can work both ways. For example, cookies n’ cream! For those of you that have been around since the beginning, it should be entertaining. You can check the original 2012 photo shoot post here.
Also, here is our favorite little hidden gem we found last year when we were making a lo fi Christmas playlist. Our new tradition for our December 1 blog: We LOVE the movie National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.
If you didn’t get the Christmas feels from that song, then you may not have a soul! Talk about taking us back to our childhood and just blasting our ears with holiday greatness. Love it!
Let’s get back to the photos. Below you will see our original idea with the silly border (at the time we loved it). We kept the same vibe and spirit and left the border the same. Enjoy.
I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day. Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions, I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera!
Dear Naughty Selfie Diary: It’s Nippy November!
I originally posted this photo on my naughty twitter account as soon as the Santa themed nighty arrived. When my husband saw me wearing it, he yelled, “Stand still, do not move a muscle.”
If you look close, you can actually see me standing totally still. See! I’m not moving!
Or…maybe you can see my nipples and thigh gap. It’s whatevz.
Although technically not a selfie, for us, anything taken with our cell phones is equivalent to a selfie. This was taken on the fly. You can check our Erotic Photography section for photos that are sexual, but also taken in an artistic way (we hope). Our original plan was to redo our entire Christmas photo set, but now I am unsure. We will see what happens with that.
A Total ‘How To” Woman’s Guide To Licking Your Man’s Ass
My First Time
I will go over my first experience with eating my man’s ass, which at the time I didn’t even know girls did to guys. I did a photo shoot with my husband back in 2013, labeled “Naughty Girl“, which we tried to articulate the beauty of rimming. This blog will have other pictures from that photo shoot that we have never previously shared. This blog will be a total ‘how to’ woman’s guide to licking your man’s ass.
So let’s get naughty… Woman’s Guide To Licking Your Man’s Ass
One night, my husband (boyfriend at the time) and I was talking on the phone. He was away in college and we were talking about things we wanted to try over Christmas break. To be honest, long distance and talking over the phone helped us more than anything ever could. When we were together physically, we tended to shut down our line of communication, and just act and react. We talked, but it wasn’t necessarily deep. We kiss, say cute things, fuck, then go about our day like everything is perfect. No real communication. I do believe, that had we not had time apart, it would have took much longer for him to communicate that he had a desire to have his ass licked. This was over 20 years ago, so it wasn’t a common thing. In fact, it wasn’t anything I had heard a girl did to her man. Just totally unexplored territory. In hindsight, I thought giving a rim job was a joke about gay sex, because I had always heard the term “tossing salad“, but never thought it was a real thing.
Tossing Salad Woman’s Guide To Licking Your Man’s Ass
This actually originated on an HBO documentary called “Prisoners of the War on Drugs” produced in 1996. In the film, there’s a segment called “Tossed Salad man” who describes to a reporter one of the ways another prisoner might pay for drugs or pay off a drug debt. It involves having the person apply some jelly from a jelly packet to his ass hole and then sucking his asshole like it was a pussy, while he jacked off…
We’ve also heard, they can apply salad dressing from a salad packet. Anything to change the flavor.
It gets into A LOT more detail than that, as well as a few other “methods of payment” they practiced inside the prison…
The same year, the comedian Chris Rock, having seen the film, worked the term into his stand-up comedy routine. It has been heard in other places since, including movies like Me, Myself and Irene, when Jim Carey is viewing the Chris Rock comedy special on TV…
Here is a clip of the original HBO film:
Okay, so now you know where I had to take my mind to. A dark place. I had to prepare myself for prison life. A live or die mind-set here. Just a young girl trying to survive…
It didn’t matter. I was newly in love and nothing would have intimidated me. I would have agreed to try anything, if he had brought it up. I was ready to toss his salad, no jelly or salad dressing needed.
During Christmas break, he was staying with me at my house. My mom would leave for work each day so this is when I would go downstairs and explore all the things a girl will explore when her boyfriend is living with her. Oral sex, cum shots, having sex 13 times in a day. You know, the things we do when we are allowed to actually have our boyfriend live with us!
As Christmas break neared an end, he got up the nerve to say to me, in a nervous shaky voice, “Do you want to try to lick me down there?”
Shocked, I asked, “Do you want another blow job?” I had no idea.
He didn’t make eye contact and responded, “No, my ass.”
My heart dropped. Not because it was gross or because I wouldn’t do it. But because for the first time, I was going to face something sexually that I hadn’t thought about 100 times. I had thought about giving a blow job for the first time. I had thought about a guy going down on me for the first time. I had thought about having a guy on top of me as he pushes his penis inside my body. I had even stuck things in myself to see what it would feel like. So when my boyfriend and I were together sexually, nothing intimidated me. I had already done it in my head so many times, it felt natural. And I loved the thought of it, so it felt right. But this? Licking his asshole? I had never thought of doing that to anyone. Not once, in all my teenage years, did I sit in bed late at night and imagine myself putting my face down on a man’s ass, and sticking my tongue out to taste his butt hole. No way.
This may be hard to relate to, because these days anal play and rim jobs are much more common. Porn and quick access to any type of fetish, is just a click away. But back then? Unheard of. More woman’s guide to licking your man’s ass below.
Sharing a few selfies I took for my daddy. I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day. Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions, I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera!
Dear Naughty Selfie Diary: Daddy Dearest
After a long 2 year hiatus, I started actively tweeting again on my naughty twitter account this October. This was one of the first sets of naughty selfies. I haven’t done that in ages. Not that I do not take selfies for my husband, but usually I just take nudes. You know, all out with my balls out. For the blog and social media, I am going to try and keep it classy, but still naughty in a fun way.
Why do I call my husband my daddy? Because he is my daddy. He is the father of my kids, so naturally I refer to him as dad or daddy, even when talking to my children, because it’s how they know him. This is a point that is never really brought up in articles about women that call their husband’s daddy. Well, when I ask my daughter to tell her father dinner is done, I say, “Tell daddy his dinner is ready.” I naturally refer to him as daddy around the house even when I am not talking to him. But that isn’t the only reason. I never really had a father figure that made me feel like his little princess, or gave me the attention I thought little girls got. From stories or movies. My father was abusive. So what my daddy gives me has nothing to do with my biological father. At all. It’s more lack thereof.
I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day. Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions, I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera!
Dear Naughty Selfie Diary: November 19, 2019.
I took a quick dip into the bathroom at work to take a few selfies for my husband. It’s getting cold outside so I sent this photo with the caption, “Sweater and boots, I have to keep warm Daddy.”
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