V, I am newly married and found your blog a few months ago. I love your experiences, even though I don’t think I could ever have a threesome. That has nothing to do with my question though. I am 19 and pregnant. Ever since I got pregnant my husband refuses to cum in me. I’ve asked him in every way I could think of and he says, ‘I already put one in the oven.” I am sure that’s just his excuse, because the alternative to him cumming in me is pulling out and cumming on my face. I am trying not to take it personal, but I just feel so disrespected when he does this to me. I mean, maybe a few times a month or something, but not every night. I feel like he is trying to live out his porn star fantasies and I am his real doll. Am I wrong for feeling disrespected and is there any way to take a facial and feel good about yourself?
Author: Venice Bloggs
Q&A – Open Marriage / Relationship
On Friday night my husband asked for an open marriage. He says that before he met me he was in a 6 year relationship (even though previously he denied that it was an actual relationship), and then a week later he met me and then we got married 2 years later.
We have only been married since March.
So his reason for wanting an open marriage is that he never got to play the field, so to speak.
He says that it’s good for me as I can sleep with women again, as prior to us meeting I had only been with women for a number of years, but with these new arrangements I am not allowed to sleep with men. Apparently if there is something I can get from sleeping with men I should be able to get it from him. So why can’t he get what he wants from a woman from me? Well he said that because it’s not something missing from our relationship it’s just that he never got to do it.
The rules he set down were:
No sleepovers
Always use protection
We stop if anyone doesn’t feel comfortable with it anymore
No being out past 10pm
No partners in our house
No telling people we know
No men for me
Only sex no emotional attachments
People you see must know you’re in an open marriage
I’m not too sure how I feel about it, I did say yes on Saturday after he kept asking what I thought, and to be honest I do miss being with women but I don’t want to actually sleep with any while I’m with my husband.
He already has some women lined up that he has been chatting to and he might even be hooking up with one next weekend.
A Gaming Couple – Friendship, Hobbies Together, And Sex
One of the major keys to a successful marriage is having hobbies. Not just hobbies you do on your own, although that isn’t necessarily bad, but hobbies you and your best friend and lover can do together. Your spouse is your best friend right? If (s)he is not, finding a hobby you can do together is a great way to rekindle or start that friendship. For us, our friendship comes first in our relationship. Sex, going out to eat, errands, and everything we do together is so much more enjoyable when we both understand that we are not just lovers, dating, or running around doing chores together, but we are best friends who happen to do some cool stuff, and some not so cool tedious stuff. But at least we have our friendship and playfulness to get us through the long grocery line waits. And how can sex, exploring each others bodies, anal, or yes even cum shots, not be fun as hell when you know it’s with your best friend? “Okay, we’re bored? Let’s fuck then?!”
“Dang Ryan, I’ve never seen you cum so much, all over the place. Oh my God I’m soaked, I love it.”
In a previous life, I would have totally ignored how much cum came out of Ryan’s dick. Even if he would have ask me afterwards if I saw how much he came, I’d shrug and pretend to be annoyed, wash off, and go about our separate business. It’s funny, because I’ve said in the past that at some point in the middle of our marriage, we became friends rather than husband and wife. The truth is, we became more of roommates, and weren’t really even friends.
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Random Moments With Us – Sexy Times With Gyros
The other day I brought Ryan lunch. Nothing exciting – just a salad for him and a few eggrolls for me. We’re both trying to eat healthier, lighter, and in more reasonable amounts. We each took a few bites of our meals and fed a few more to each other. He asked for one of my eggrolls and I reluctantly gave one to him. He then offered me one of his slices of Texas toast, which I took even though I didn’t want it. I knew something was off for him. He put the lid back on his salad and said, “Let’s go get a gyro.”
“A gyro?” There was a little hole-in-the-wall Mom and Pops shop that sold hot dog, salads, and gyros, among other things. He had one several weeks ago and he raved about it. So we packed up our food and we drove down the street for a gyro. “You know they’re made with lamb meat, right?” I asked.
“If they are, this shit is good!” he said.
“I haven’t seen any lamb around here in all the years we’ve been here. Actually, I think that hot dog shop signed an affiliation agreement with the local animal shelter,” I told him.
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Random Moments With Us – Fat Joe featuring Chris Brown “Another Round”
The other day a song came on from my list of songs on my phone: “Another Round” by Fat Joe f. Chris Brown. I hadn’t heard it in a while, so I let it play. I know that Chris Brown is the new R. Kelly (a.k.a. douchebag personified) and I’m not a huge Fat Joe fan either, but if I were to choose between the lesser of two evils, I prefer Chris Brown. I know, I know. But I can’t deny he has a soft, creamy voice which has basically been the soundtrack to my “How I learned how to deepthroat” sessions several years ago. He holds a special place in my playlist.
So anyway, we’re listening to the lyrics to “Another Round” and although I’ve heard it a hundred times, we noticed something a bit odd about young Chris Brown’s solo toward the end of the song:
“Girl you got that bomb thing, no I can’t resist
I’mma light some candles girl, then tie up your wrists
Then i’m licking chocolate right up off your stomach
Baby you ain’t had no freaky shit like this“
Ryan: Did he just call her vagina a thingy?
Venice: No, a bomb thing.
Ryan: I haven’t called a vagina a thingy since like 3rd grade.
Venice: So what are you saying?
Ryan: The line just feels wrong like, Girl you got that bomb private part I can’t resist.
Venice: Haha. Or more like, “Girl you got that bomb pee pee area I can’t resist.”
Ryan: “Girl you got that bomb yucky cootie place I can’t resist.”
Venice: Let’s light candles and eat chocolate yum yums.
Ryan: What grade was he in when he wrote this?
Venice: “Yeah, girl…do you like me? Circle 1 for yes and 2 for no. <3U4ever”
Ryan: “Girl, I wanna take you out to dinner…at Chuck E. Cheese’s and eat pizza til our sides hurt…”
Venice: “…and our arms go numb from playing skeeball a lot.”
Ryan: “I’m freaky girl…I’ll buy you chocolates and that Garfield candle with the Chuck E. Cheese’ tickets we win.”
Venice: “I wanna sit on the benches in the mall and engage is some massive heavy petting.”
Ryan: “You make my heart all warm like the Similac in my baba.”
Venice: Haha!
Yes, we sang those lines as if they were the actual song lyrics. You try it.
P.S. Yes, they are in the video making sand castles.
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