Sex Games For Couples: Fucknite – Fortnite Duos – If You Die, You Suck

Sex Games For Couples: Fucknite – Fortnite Duos – If You Die, You Suck

Any battle royal will do.  Apex Legends, PubG, or Fortnite.  Whatever your flavor.  We prefer Fortnite Duos.  But if you die, you suck.   

What can make sex more fun and playful than turning it into a game? Throughout our years of marriage we have came up with ideas that we may or may not have actually used. But nonetheless, we have decided to share our ideas with our readers. Some of these sex games may help with communication or kinky secrets, some may be for sex parties, but others just may be simple quick fun to use as foreplay. If you and your partner have your own games, please share in the comments below or email us ideas!

The Game: If you Die, You Suck

fucknite fortnite duosThis one is pretty straight forward.  Whether you are straight or gay, the same concept applies.  The first person to die during a battle royal duos game, in our case Fortnite duos,  that player puts his/her controller down and services his/her teammate.  My wife loves Fortnite and she is better than me.  So if I die first, I just go down between her legs and eat her out while she finishes the match.  Vice versa.  

Fucknite – Fortnite Duos Rules

If the player alive respawns the dead player at a respawn van, he/she can get whatever they’d like after the match.  A quick golden shower shot, quickie, rim job, etc.   You can decide your own sexual options.

fucknite fortnite duosYou can also add rules to what happens if the player clutches the game solo and actually wins the match.  Although I’d say that if he/she is able to clutch a match with you down on her/him, you need to work on your Fucknite skills.

Alcohol.  This will level the playing field.  The player that is still alive takes a shot.  This will ensure that eventually the better player will start dying first because they will not be able to see straight.  This will give the player with less skill a chance to get serviced as well.

No camping, bush hiding (pun), or delaying the game.  You must stay active and move towards the center of the circle at all times.  Aggressive play.  This rule is to keep the game fun and interesting.   It will also keep a player from getting a blow job for 20 minutes while hiding in a bush.  

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Sex Games For Couples: Theme Parks After Dark

Sex Games For Couples: Theme Parks After Dark

So what the can you do to make a roller coast even more exciting?  Pull your penis out and see if its possible to get a blow job on every ride there!  Theme parks after dark!

What can make sex more fun and playful than turning it into a game? Throughout our years of marriage we have came up with ideas that we may or may not have actually used. But nonetheless, we have decided to share our ideas with our readers. Some of these sex games may help with communication or kinky secrets, some may be for sex parties, but others just may be simple quick fun to use as foreplay. If you and your partner have your own games, please share in the comments below or email us ideas!

The Rules: Theme Parks After Dark

theme parks after darkFirst, let me make sure to start this one off by expressing how important it is that you do NOT play these sex games with children around.   This is why we call it Theme Parks AFTER DARK.

Now to the rules.  On every ride you get on, find the most discrete and natural time to lean over and give your partner oral sex.  Obviously, this will be much easier for a woman to be the one giving oral sex.  But whatever floats your boat…it is a small world.

Our Experience in Theme Parks After Dark

theme park after darkThis is a game we played and loved.  Please note, I wouldn’t try this one at six flags!  This is more for those Pirates of the Caribbean style rides, where something scary is about to happen and your wife slams her face down into your lap like she is scared, only to suck your dick and check that ride off her list.   We managed to pull off some sort of oral on every single ride in the Kingdom.   It was Magic.  I imagine for those of you that have been to these theme parks, you are wondering how is it even possible on a ride like Space Mountain.  Well, for us, the ride wasn’t possible, but the dark area in the waiting line was.  But let me stop giving you all the secrets on how to beat the boss levels of this game and let you figure it out on your own!

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Sex Games For Couples: Security Cam Shenanigans

Sex Games For Couples: Security Cam Shenanigans

Taking safe sex to a whole new level.  Turn any security camera into a sexurity camera.  

What can make sex more fun and playful than turning it into a game? Throughout our years of marriage we have came up with ideas that we may or may not have actually used. But nonetheless, we have decided to share our ideas with our readers. Some of these sex games may help with communication or kinky secrets, some may be for sex parties, but others just may be simple quick fun to use as foreplay. If you and your partner have your own games, please share in the comments below or email us ideas!

The Rules: Find a Security Cam and Fuck

Not all games need board, dice, or cards.  Some just need a security camera and a hard dick.

We set up security in our house and had no idea our camera would record us and upload it to the cloud due to the motion sensors.  Little did we know, we had an entire archive of us fucking for 60 days straight saved.  Dang.  Our security folks probably had a great time making sure everything was alright at our place eh?  Although embarrassed, we eventually fix that setting.  But in the process, we were turned on and decided what better way to get a rush than find a dark spot where you notice a camera, and get busy.

security cam sexGet a bit tipsy, hit up your sexy fun times night spot, and look for red flashing lights.  Depending on what country you are in, this won’t be too hard.  Once you find the spot, put on the show of your life.  Nothing gives you a bigger sex rush than thinking you are being watched, wondering where the film will end up, and over-exaggerating everything because you are putting on a show.

Now, as mentioned earlier, you can also just set up security at your own place.  Very easy to do.  You can put a camera in any room you like and have it activate with motion.  It will automatically record and upload.  Talk about the easiest porn ever made.  We will be uploading our own security footage to our twitter channels, so make sure you check them out!  Also, make sure your partner agrees!  It is not legal to record your partner without their consent.   Play fair you guys.


 

Rules & Limitations.  Like monopoly, try not to go to jail.  

 

 

Sex Games For Couples: Thanos – Snap and Get Naked

Sex Games For Couples: Thanos – Snap and Get Naked

So let’s just snap our fingers and all get naked shall we?  

What can make sex more fun and playful than turning it into a game? Throughout our years of marriage we have came up with ideas that we may or may not have actually used. But nonetheless, we have decided to share our ideas with our readers. Some of these sex games may help with communication or kinky secrets, some may be for sex parties, but others just may be simple quick fun to use as foreplay. If you and your partner have your own games, please share in the comments below or email us ideas!

The Rules: Thanos

Pretend you have a super power and at the snap of your fingers your spouse gets totally naked, no matter what he/she is doing, or where he/she is at.  Since you are playing this game with your lover, I would assume you would keep the game simple and fun.  Oh yea, and legal.

This can be fun if you make it an entire weekend challenge, or a 24 hour period.  From doing daily chores around the house, to outside mowing the grass or doing garden work, as soon as your partner snaps, you strip down.  In the yard, in the house, it doesn’t matter.  If you are really risky, snapping in public.  You can even reward the other if they make it through the entire day with a prize of their choice. It could be sexual, a vacation, or just something simple and fun.  The higher the prize, the more willing your partner is too just strip down no matter where you snap your fingers.  

It’s always fun to see someone in full attire, then seconds later, totally nude.

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How to Masturbate and hatch eggs in Pokémon Go [ Life Hacks ]

How to Masturbate and hatch eggs in Pokémon Go.

Here is a funny and neat article regarding a sexy secret to hatching eggs in  Pokémon Go. Although the author has calculated the distance of each masturbation, depending on your size, your miles may vary!   And it is also something the ladies can do as well.

I’ve been doing my more-than-average holiday masturbation the past few days. Last holiday I was the lucky receiver of a new Apple Watch, which I haven’t used much aside from to collect walking distance on Pokémon Go. I realized over the last few days that masturbating with the watch on has been getting me 0.4-0.6km walking credit for each fap. I was amazed at finding a productive use of the Apple Watch so I did some quick calculations:

My penis is about 15cm long, which means I am getting a solid 3,300 full base-to-head strokes in to get an average of 0.5km. I’ve surmised that the last 10% of strokes gravitate around the upper half of my shaft and head, though. This means I’m getting somewhere a solid 2,970 full strokes and 330 upper half strokes in per wank. Some of that distance could be me sprinting to get a towel that I’ve inevitably forgotten, though.

Nothing is more rewarding than choking your chicken and turning on Pokémon to see you’ve hatched an egg or two in the process.