Dirty / Used Panties Vending Machines in Japan – A Closer Look

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Spotted in Tokyo in 2012 – “Used”

Originally I did what I always do when I want to see if something is true: I used Snopes.  Snopes claims that Japan having used panties vending machines is absolutely true.  This confirmation has been backed up by numerous visitors and tourists, military personnel stationed in Japan, and various photos that have popped up online over the years.  However, you’d be hard pressed to find a Japanophile that likes to talk about this subject as most of them get quickly annoyed and laugh off the idea as an urban legend and  ignorance of the Japanese culture.

What’s interesting for me is, selling used or dirty panties is not just a Japanese trend, it’s a world wide fetish.   I personally have never bought a pair of used panties, but when Venice  and I were apart during our college years, I loved receiving care packages from her.  Whether it be homemade cookies, candy, cute mementos, sexy photos, or yes, even a ziplocked bag of her worn panties for me to smell her naughty scents, I loved it.  I have also heard many stories of soldiers overseas being sent used panties from their girlfriends or wives, so the idea of used panties being a turn on shouldn’t surprise anyone.  I suppose the difference is, buying used panties from a vending machine that supposedly was worn by a random young school girl is just embarrassing.  Which I admit, it is.  Which is why selling them in vending machines makes that much more sense.

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Real Sex vs Porn Sex – Explained with Fruit

71% of women don't orgasm through penetration alone
71% of women don’t orgasm through penetration alone

Real Sex vs Porn Sex – Explained with Fruit

A recent youtube video upload that went viral attempts to explain the difference between real sex and porn sex (real sex vs porn sex) using kitchen utensils and fruits and veggies as examples.  Although seeing a cucumber chopped in half to describe the average person’s penis compared to a porn star’s was visually provoking, the facts also stir the pot.  

 

Let me be one of the first to say, porn sex is no where near real sex.  I am not saying this because real sex is intimate and special.  I am saying this because real sex is far superior than porn sex in every category.  Amateur porn across the internet backs my claim.   This is no longer 1980, where we all had VCR tapes of cheesy porns which were our only examples of sex outside of our own bedroom.  I’m sure in the 80s it was tough for a couple to compete with an orgy between the disgusting looking football coach and the cheerleading squad, but it’s not the 80s anymore.  Anal sex was taboo, threesomes without social networks and dating sites were nearly impossible, oral sex was private, and fetishes stayed in the closet.   Times have changed.  Amateurs have threesomes, gang bangs, BBC sessions, fetish parties, and cuckold sessions. Amateurs are the best deep throaters in the world.  Anal is no longer taboo, and truthfully, professional porn is simply trying to keep up.  Money can make you fake squirt and scream, but it can’t compete with us doing it because we love his dick.  Amateur women train ourselves to numb our gag reflexes, train our throats, really enjoy anal, sniff semen and love it, and scream because we enjoy the sex and the person that you are having sex with.  Porn sex versus a prude couple that has a horrible sex life, maybe.  Porn sex vs a dynamic couple that truly loves sex, it’s not even close.

I think the biggest issue I had with this video was the concept of ignoring  amateur porn, which is almost as popular as professional porn, if not already surpassing it.  It may not be a big money machine, because otherwise it wouldn’t be “amateur”, but I can’t even name a female professional porn star that can handle a penis like Heather Harmon and various other amazing  amateur cocksmiths.  And these women take on cocks for the love of them, not for the love of the greenery.  With that being said, let’s take a look at a few claims below:

Video claim:  Male porn stars are on average 6-9 inches.  Your average real life man is 5-7 inches.

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Men Fuck Anything That Walks, Barks, Flies, or Just Sits There Doing Absolutely Nothing

Herbie 'The Love Bug' indeed.
Herbie ‘The Love Bug’ indeed.

The birds and the bees, and the couches, helicopters, bicycles, rafts, the family pet, random food, and of course the picnic table.  Some men apparently have sex with anything that walks… or doesn’t walk… or can’t walk… or just any random inanimate object that happens to be near them. This article will list a few recent bizarre love affairs that have been reported in the media:

Edward Smith, of Washington State, may be the king of car making… love. Edward Smith claims to have had sex with more than 1,000 vehicles, including his favorite, the helicopter from the 1980s TV hit, Airwolf.  He has also had some very special moments with Herbie ‘The Love Bug.’  Edward Smith said he doesn’t have eyes for men or women, but instead, he loves looking at a vehicles rear ends and judging how much junk is in the trunk.   “I’m a romantic,” he said. “I know what’s in my heart and I have no desire to change.”   A real muff diver, I mean,  muffler diver.

On Friday, July 26, 2013, a registered sexual predator living in St. Johns County is arrested on charges he had sex with his neighbor’s dog.  St. Johns County Sheriff’s deputies arrested 52-year-old James Lee Lyons after his neighbor complained to detectives that Lyons sexually abused his dog.  Apparently the neighbor let his dog go outside for a while and it went missing.  Later, James Lyons brought the dog back to the neighbors house and said he found it in the shed.  The neighbor, who had already checked teh shed, noticed the dog acting withdrawn, as well as noticed injuries to the dogs rectum and vulva.   The neighbor called Animal Control. Animal Control officials urged the man to take the dog to the vet.   Special Victim’s detectives were then called in to investigate and James Lyons was arrested.  Unfortunately, this is just 1 article of 100.  Apparently men all over the world are getting arrested for having sex with horses, dogs, donkeys, rats, and yes, even chickens.  I guess it doesn’t just taste like chicken, it also feels like it!?

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The Mystique of Human Female Hair

avi-photoshoot-000From a very early age, I knew there was something very sensual about a woman’s head of hair, and I was fortunate enough to have hair that I could use as a tool.  It was naturally curly so I never had to perm it.  However, I did have tons of mousse, curling spray, gel (super hold and for that “just out of the shower” look), straightening plates, hair dryers, and even a hair curler.  I was a typical girl.  When I was nine-years-old, too young to make my own decisions about my hair, my mother took me to a beauty salon to have it cut shoulder length.  I hated it.  From then on, I vowed to never let her or anyone else touch my hair.

I remember “big hair” in grade school and how all the popular girls wore them.  Of course, wanting to fit in, I wore mine just as big, Aqua Netting it in an ocean wave of frozen hair atop my head.  All the girls did it.  In fact, if you DIDN’T, those girls were considered the out-of-place non-conformists.  My neighbor missed first period one year because she had to wash her hair and start the process all over again.  I walked alone to school that day.

But let me go back even further.  Disney’s “The Little Mermaid” made it a point to show us how fluid Ariel’s hair was in the water.  It symbolized femininity and beauty.  It flows around her head slow and gracefully.  Then as she becomes human for the first time and races to the surface of the water, she throws her head back, her hair following in a red arc trailing sea water.  It’s a little disheveled at first, but when she gets cleaned up, her hair is flawless and radiant.  Disney did a great job changing from the pinned up tresses of Snow White and Cinderella to drawing Ariel’s hair to reflect her ferocity and disobedient nature.  The female characters after that have since then had long, flowing hair (Belle, Mulan, and of course, Rapunzel.  Well, can’t really count her.)

So after the big hair phase came and went, my hair problems and the upkeep diminished significantly.  It was still long, almost to my waist.  I had it chemically straightened and kept it down most of the time.  I played with it subconsciously as I talked to people, watched TV, and stood in lines.  I was always putting it up in a bun, or a half bun, or a pony tail.  I had hairbands on my wrist at all times and chopsticks in my purse.  That’s the beauty of being a woman – we get to have hair to cut, straighten, curl, pin up, let down, dye, and to use as an extra flirtation device. 

Ryan has said so man times to me that he loves feeling my hair on my face when I’m riding him, kissing him from on top.  He loved smelling my hair conditioner right after a shower as well as the natural scent thoughout the day.   When he is on top of me, grinding his body into mine, after a long day and we are both exhausted, he buries his face deep in my neck, moaning with each thrust, releasing his stress inside me. He has said nothing makes him feel more at happy and at ease than smelling the sweat behind my neck and my hair.  When I suck his dick Continue Reading The Mystique of Human Female Hair

Subway Offers the New 3 inch Delux?

subwayThe new Subway 3 inch delux?  If  you are going to do a comparison photo, and your penis can barely cover an inch of bread, please do not use a foot long Subway.  Word of advice for Ian Jett, next time please use a tater tot for your comparison. 

An employee at a Subway fast food chain in Columbus, Ohio, posted a picture of himself resting his penis on the restaurant’s sandwich bread to Instagram.

“My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today,” read a caption that accompanied the not-suitable-for-work picture that appeared on Ian Jett’s feed.

When confronted about the picture, Jett tried to clarify his reason for sharing the image of his little penis over the foot-long bread roll.

“I would never do that at work — it was at home,” Jett told the Huffington Post. “This isn’t something I’d ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke.” — we do agree with this statement, his  penis is definitely a joke.

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