Dirty Talk: Opening My Own Massage Parlor with Happy Endings

Opening My Own Massage Parlor with Happy Endings

The Dirty Talk Intro & Disclaimer:  Everything in the story below is random and created on the spot while massaging and giving a handjob to my husband.  No filters, no rules, no boundaries; just a story and situation created to help my husband orgasm and enjoy our experience together.  We do this for intimacy and find handjobs less destructive on our bodies than having sex daily (our bodies just can’t handle penetrative sex each day).   All dirty talk is usually pure fantasy.  I use this dirty talk as a form of mental porn for my husband while he is in a vulnerable state due to being touched and massaged.  Sexual intimacy can also help reduce feelings of anxiety and depression as it triggers the release of three mood-boosting chemicals — dopamine, endorphins and oxytocin.  I usually also get really wet because my own naughty thoughts push my own personal boundaries and really turn me on.  This is why it’s so fun.  Unlike giving a blowjob or going through the theatrics of sex, you both connect thoughts together and create sexual stories in the heat of the moment.  He trusts me and we both love this natural vulnerability.  I can almost get inside his head and control his fantasies, dirty thoughts, and talk him into an orgasm in the exact moment my story hits it’s climax.  During my stories he will ask me questions while I talk.  I will include these to the best of my memory.  In fact, every story is to the best of my memory, as I do not know remember all the exact details.   

Opening My Own Massage Parlor with Happy Endings

Years ago when I transitioned from giving my husband a blow job every morning to a massage, we really only talked to each other about what we did the night before, or what we were going to do later that night.  It was more of a in the moment type of dirty talk.  I would tell him how much I wanted to taste his cum, how beautiful his dick was to me, how sexy all the veins in his dick looked, and just stroking his ego and his dick.  Gradually our talk led into things that we would never do, and I remember this being one of the first times I ever fantasized with him during a massage.

Your dick is so big to me.  It’s like a gay pornstar’s dick.  It feels so fat in my hand, like I am rubbing on a huge piece of meat…

Do you think you could massage men for a living?

What do you mean?

I mean, you do this so well.  It gets me so high and I feel so good.  Do you think you would enjoy seeing all types of different sizes?  Big, small, huge, hairy, shaved?

Yea, that would be hot.

What if we moved to Vegas and you opened your own massage parlor, do you think you’d still take care of me every day?


Would you enjoy pleasing men for a living?


What would you do to strangers?

At this point, I decided to stroke my husband in the exact same manner I would talk about in my story.

The first guy comes in and I hand him a towel and I put him in a room.  

What does he look like?

He is a trucker, white, kind of short and balding.  A bit chubby.  I can see his hairy chest at the collar of his shirt, so I know he is going to have pepper grey body hair.  Not that handsome, but not hideous.

Do you want to see his dick?

Oh yes, I want to see all my clients’ dicks.  No matter how they look.  Seeing a man’s penis is  sexy because it’s like finding the last piece to a puzzle.  No matter how they look, you can be surprised by how different their dick is.

Was you surprised with this guy?

I don’t know yet… 

I go into the room and he has nothing but a towel on.  We are in Vegas so we both know he is there for me to rub his dick.  As I talk, I take off my shirt and expose my breasts.   I can see the towel move, but I ignore it and ask him what type of lubrication does he want.  I will do it dry, coconut oil, KY, or with a lotion.  

He wants a lotion so I reach over for the bottle and lubricate my hands.  I pull the towel slowly off his dick and see the final piece of his puzzle.  His dick is rock hard, about 5 inches but extremely thick.  He has hair on his crotch but his balls are trimmed.   When I grab his cock, I can barely wrap my hands around it.

Do you like that?

I like them all.  I like them all because the variety keeps my day exciting.

Do you think you will get wet?

Probably.  But not because I want them.  Because it’s new.  Because it’s a different body I am going to please.  Because I am holding something for the first time and seeing their reactions.  I wouldn’t want to fuck any of them.


I’m only going to fuck you.

It’s weird stroking his dick because it’s so much shorter than yours.  Instead of stroking, I am doing small vibrating movements.   He hasn’t released in a long time because his body tenses up so quick.  I have never seen someone tense up so quick.   I let go to rub his legs and maybe edge him, but it’s too late.  He shoots cum all over himself.  

How much?

It’s the most I have ever seen.  Big white strings all the way up his hairy body.  His balls are tight and his fat dick is quickly shrinking back to a normal flaccid size.  I get up from between his legs and use a towel to wipe off my hands and pull my shirt up.  I leave the towel on his stomach and let him know he can exit out the back.  

He has already paid?

Yea, they all pay before they go into the rooms.

Damn, you really have this all planned out huh?

I’m about my business Daddy.

Yea you are.

The next guy comes in, he is tall and handsome.  He seems a bit nervous like this is his first time needing to pay for a handjob.  I direct him to the back and hand him a towel.

I give the guy about 5 minutes to get ready and lightly knock on the door.  When they tell me to come in, I go stand at the front of the table and pull my shirt down.  I like for them to be able to see my breasts while I ask them what they want.

This guy just wants a quick handjob.  He is in a hurry.  I pull his towel down and his dick is tiny.  It’s total shaved but really small.  I thought for a tall guy he’d be hung, but I guess I was wrong.  

Does that disappoint you?

Not really, now I am just excited to see how it feels in my hands when it is hard.

He gets hard quickly.  I can only hold it with one hand and barely see the head of his penis, so every movement makes him moan.

At this point, my husband is ready to cum himself. I can tell by his goosebumps, the tightness of his balls, and his movements.  He wants to hear more of the story so he is purposely edging himself.  I’ll fix that for him.  

Hearing his moans turns me on a bit.  I can tell I am getting wet, which usually doesn’t happen.  Sometimes a man is so handsome his dick size just doesn’t matter.  I decide to lean my head forward and lick around his balls as he lays…

My husband immediately reaches up and grabs my head to cum in my mouth.   He seems angry I cheated on him in my story and decided to break the rules.  But it still made him cum instantly.  

This wasn’t the exact story, as it was so long ago it’s hard to remember all the details.  But I do remember, it was very close to the above.  Hopefully you enjoyed it.


For other couples, it’s totally okay to dive into things you may never want to really experience, with your minds.  We read this a lot on relationship forums.  Sometimes it creates mixed signals, sometimes it creates insecurities.  So talk to your partner, let them know a fantasy is just a fantasy, and assure them it will never go beyond that.  This will help everyone open up and dig into their heads further than they ever have.  Or at least out loud.

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