Freaky Friday’s Search Terms (Top 10)

freakyfridayEach week we will post our most outrageous search terms of that week and share them with our readers.  Ryan and I will then share our own thoughts and hopefully entertain you guys or at least make the search term make a little less sense. 

Each search term was gathered by wordpress and/or google statistics and they are all very real.  

10. porn Subway sandwich comparison
Venice: This should make subway proud.   I am glad people think of sexblogging.com when it comes to porn and subway sandwich comparisons.  I know the first thing I think of when watching porn is a meatball subway on rye bread.
Ryan: Well, there have been times I have watched a subway commercial and thought of Japanese bukkake scenes. 
Venice: Great, now I am hungry. 

 9. if you fuck a woman in the ass can it come out of her pussy
Ryan: Apparently someone was trying to find out if it’s possible to fuck a woman in her ass and have his penis pop out of her pussy?  Maybe if you are Captian Hook.
Venice: Well, technically if the penis has a severe curve that points down and the bodies are angled right…
Ryan:  Oh no, the Asian girl is talking about angles and doing math.   This may take a while. 

 8. pierced cock 2013 only
Ryan:  I guess 2012 and 2011 weren’t great years for pierced cocks?
Venice: Is this like wine tasting?  If so, I liked the taste of your 2012 pierced cock just as much as your 2013.

7. girl injecting libido in her ass
Ryan: Here at fuckblogging we like to call the libido being injected into a woman’s ass, sperm.  And yes, semen in your anus has been proven to improve your moods and  increase your sex drive.   
Venice: Gay men figured this out a long time ago.  It’s why they are so gay. 

6. shed put a but pug in her ass
Venice: The shed did what to the but pug?
Ryan: I think they were searching for a dog house or something.

 5. how to fuck ass effectively
Venice: Slowly we are changing the world, one search term by one search term. 
Ryan: Hopefully this person learned how to fuck ass effectively after finding us.

4. little sister makes you eat your own cum
Venice:  This fucking blog thing was your idea Ryan.  Really, this is how people find us?
Ryan: I’m not taking the blame for this.

3. guy fucks throat of a guy until he pukes
Ryan:  Yea, about that whole fuck my face til I puke thing, YOUR idea.
Venice:  I see what you did there Ryan.

2. my little sister swallows my cum and my friends cum
Venice: I win.
Ryan:  I see what you did there.

1. Asian with the longest cock
Ryan:  Hahahahah.
Venice: Shutup.

 

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Thank you so much for the tear rolling side splitting laughter.

Sending you guys my dry cleaning bill after laughing so hard! Awesome!!