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Naughty Selfies – Red Panty Day

Naughty Selfies – Red Panty Day

The last time I wore these I ended up with my face covered with two days old used (by both of us) red panties and cum.  You can check out that naughty selfie link if you missed it.  My husband sure didn’t.  I learned a whole new meaning to the term redhead!  And I suppose he ended up getting red head.  

You see what I did there right?!  I am such a tryhard!

The obligatory spiel about this section and our goal:  I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day. Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions,  I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera! Either way, hopefully you guys have a great week and enjoy another edition of our naughty selfies.    

Dear Naughty Selfie Diary: Day of The Red

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Sorry guys, I did a quick butt scoot of my chair and spread eagle as quick as possible.  Unfortunately I have had a busy week and I just took a quick selfie right in the middle of my office.   Yup, the same office where I did the Syntribation blog and Syntribation videos.

 
 

After a good tune, let’s look at a fine tuned machine of a man in his wife’s moist panties.  Not much else to say other than I hope you guys have as good week!   

 


You can check out all my naughty selfies here!

 

I Stopped Wearing Panties And I’ll Tell You Why

I Stopped Wearing Panties And I’ll Tell You Why

First, this will probably make my naughty selfies a bit more difficult to do, because I only wear panties in those selfies!!!! lol.  So I guess I will stop wearing panties unless I am taking selfies?  Either way, let me tell you why I have stopped wearing panties. 

As kids, we’re told, “Make sure you have on a fresh pair of underwear in case you get into a car accident!” Why? Because it would be embarrassing to have a not-so-fresh pair on if there’s ever a need to for anyone to take them off you. But, like who? The city morgue? At that point, there’s probably more than day-old vagina juice on the crotch. But that’s neither here nor there…

Later in life, as you mature and have better, advanced hygiene (and by advanced, I mean, you understand that having your moist body juices against your body for an extended amount of time can be more detrimental than you think), you realized that having undergarments on at all times isn’t always the best way to go.

In my later years of marriage, we started sleeping nude. I can’t even remember the last time I bought or even wore pajamas, a nightgown, or a t-shirt. It feels so good to be free! So it makes sense that the next step is not wearing panties during the day. At all! I wear a lot of skirts and dresses, so as I walk around, my lips feel a gentle breeze with each step, no elastic cutting into my hips and thighs! Liberating my labia have never made me feel so alive! I pass by people and I have an increased sense of confidence and panache. I watch their eyes and think, “If they only knew…” kind of daring them to glance between my legs. Wearing no panties is saying, “If you’re nervous to talk in front of people, imagine them all being naked”; however, wearing no panties in public is reversed: I am wearing the panties and my exhibitionism is quietly flaunted. It’s daring. Subtle. And if the wind blows just a little too hard, it’s dangerous and exhilarating.

But other than these simple reasons, I also have a few more things that most people may not know. 

1. Stopped Wearing Panties: Reduces the risk of infections

Infections can sometimes get really bad and painful, and practically no one wants that. Some panties, especially the synthetic ones, prevent the air from flowing in, trapping excess moisture and microbes that further act as a breeding ground for infections, leading to UTI or yeast infections.

2. Stopped Wearing Panties: Less chafing and irritation

Chafing and irritation are common problems faced by women, and if you are one of them, then going commando can relieve you from these painful conditions.  Especially after a rough sex session, or multiple sessions, the labia can be swollen and raw.  And not just from sex, from having my labia sucked on extremely hard (I love this).   At least that’s the case in my sex life.   Sometimes the abused labia skin can even peel as it heals.   Unfortunately tight fitting panties irritate and interrupt this process.  Panties that are ill-fitted can cause friction, leading to these issues in the vaginal area. So, either go for properly fitted panties or just ditch them altogether!

3. Stopped Wearing Panties: Promotes comfort

As mentioned above, while you might think ditching an panties will make it uncomfortable for you, the case is exactly the opposite. A few days down the line, you’ll feel more comfortable and relaxed. And since there’s no moisture trapped, it also keeps the odor away, making you even more comfortable!  

Air it out ladies.

4. Stopped Wearing Panties: There’s lesser bacteria migration

Your choice of a panty style and fabric can increase the chances of bacteria contamination from your anus to your vaginal area. And as you know, ureter infection is most common among women, due to bacterial growth in the genital organs. So, ditching those panties can do a whole lot good for you!

5. Stopped Wearing Panties:  Gives you a reason to keep your clothes clean

Finally, there has always been the misconception that if you do not wear panties you will get juices all over the crotch of your jeans and dresses.  Well, wash your clothes!  Is it gross that a woman wears a pair of jeans and changes her panties to keep her crotch clean, SO SHE DOESN’T HAVE TO WASH HER JEANS?!  Or is it gross that I can get my lady juices on a pair of tight jeans and just wash them before I wear them again?   In other words, does wearing panties promote lazy behavior?  Especially with Covid, I prefer washing my clothes after I wear them.  So no panties, no problem!

Other opinions from around the web:

No knickers ever

I stopped wearing knickers over six years ago. I love wearing short skirts and dresses with nothing beneath. It is much more healthy and certainly more comfortable. I don’t really worry if someone sees a bit too much. It probably makes their day. I would never go back to wearing them again. I also seldom wear a bra. ~ Julie


 

Not necessary at all

Comfort, less laundry, less expense. I have not worn any for over 20 years, And only part time for 20 or more before that. I wish I had started full time underwearless even sooner. However, It is always your choice to make. I made my choice, And will never go back!


 

I never wear panties

I’m 24 and ever since I left school I have not worn any panties under my skirts and dresses. It is much more comfortable being commando all the time.  I cannot think of a good reason to wear panties at any time.
Yes, there have been moments when people have been aware that I had no panties on, but that doesn’t bother me. There are more important things to worry about.


 

No Underwear for 28 years

My husband and I stopped wearing underwear altogether in 1991. At first it was scary. . . . . . Especially going braless to work.

But after a few weeks it just felt normal. There were some occasions in the first few months where I felt I needed to wear them, like doctor appointments and church functions, but I couldn’t wait to get out of them, and I felt like such a hypocrite.

My real friends know and don’t care, and I don’t care for fake friends.

I even convinced my sister and a couple friends to try it and they go sans most of the time.


 

Hell no we were not born with panties. We are monkeys who evolved

Do you find the monkey in a forest wearing underwear? Do you find it disgusting? Basically we are the same. Its just that our brains have evolved a bit that is all. In fact I stopped wearing panties when I was 21 and I feel really good about it. . It has saved me a few bucks and discomfort.

DIY: Make Your Own Penis Milking Table – Do It Yourself in 10 Minutes

 

DIY: Make Your Own Penis Milking Table – Do It Yourself in 10 Minutes

First, we do not get paid any percentage of the items we link below that you’ll need to build your own milking table.  Sex blogs are not allowed to have affiliate links to Amazon.  Therefore, our links are simply to help you guys find the materials and tools needs to create your own milking table. 

Materials for Milking Table

We have searched for the cheapest options possible.  You could get a used drill at Goodwill if you do not already have one.   You can find a table on various websites or local stores, but it will need to be a 72″ table.  In our project, we used a 72″ plastic folding table.  All videos and pictures were taken with our homemade table.   Although the weight limit is 100 pounds on this table, Ryan is 6’4, 245 pounds. But because we just wanted a quick experience and not a full time furniture piece, we risked it a bit and put together a fold-away milking table very quickly.


Materials:

    1.  $12.99  Silicone Lips
    2.  $5         Electric Tape 
    3.  $84        72″ Table

Optional Extras:

Satin Sheet that fits table exactly
Pillows

Tools:

4.  $20     2″ Hole Saw Drill Bit
5.  $30    Drill

 

If these tools and materials already turn you off, that’s okay.  By demand, we have decided to help readers and make the table for you. Please note, we can do a 2″ or 4″ hole and customize it somewhat, but it’s going to be the exact table we use in the photo and videos with the material above.  Because shipping on this item is so high (over $75 UPS), we’d highly suggest trying it on your own first. We don’t mind doing it for you, but please note we have no control over shipping costs.   Check out the shop now:  Homemade Milking Table.   You will need to contact us first so we can make sure we know what you are looking for.  

We built this for a reader that paid extra for a larger hole and sheet to cover the table.

A Brief History on our Milking Table Journey:

Our first idea was to use a cheap massage table you find on Amazon. We quickly learned that because of all the wires and cords which stabilize those tables, it really isn’t possible for a person to comfortable sit underneath.  And I have no idea how safe your penis is with wires all around it.  We then started looking at the expensive homemade tables that have thick wood, cushions, and all the works.  The only problem was we do not want a full time milking table, and we definitely did not want to pay $600+$100s in shipping.   We really just wanted to record a few videos for fun and see what the experience would be like.  This led us to search for the cheapest possible option to simply put a hole in it, climb on top or underneath it, and milk or be milked.  With any DIY project, please make your own decisions on what you feel is safe or unsafe.  Personally, if we used this table more than 4 or 5 times, I’d invest in a professional table that is sturdy and safe.  Proceed with caution. 

Milking Table Instructions

It’s pretty self explanatory.  Lay the table out and position your body on top of it.  Do not get in the center because most tables have a center piece that goes down the middle to help keep the table stable.  Therefore, move over to one side about 6 inches.  This actually also helps you reach around and pull your penis and balls through the hole, as you are closer to one side and it makes it easier to reach around.  Position your body as if you were laying on the table face down.   Make sure you slide down a tad because the table folds in the middle and you obviously do not want to drill a hole there.  Once positioned properly, mark the spot with your hand.   That is where you will put the hole.  With the drill bit I linked, this will literally take 5 seconds.  Since the table is plastic, it immediately creates an exact 2″ hole.  If you just want your penis to go through, get a smaller drill bit.   Or make 2 holes.   One for your dick, one for your dick and balls.  With just the penis, it creates the illusion of a longer dick, since the balls stay on top of the table and your entire shaft will be below.  If you know your measurements with a cock and ball ring, perfect.  Because for me, it was the exact size of a perfect cock and ball ring.  So it not only holds me in place, but it has a tight enough grip that it makes the dick harder and veins more prominent. 

The table linked is not that sturdy, but sturdy enough if you are under 250 pounds.  However, we placed two high stools on each side just in case the legs gave out.  

Once you have the holes drilled, simple cut off about 2 inch pieces of electric tape and go from top to bottom of the hole, making sure to cover all the edges of the new hole.  This will make the hole comfortable so you do not get scratched.  This tape also reacts well to lube so your penis and balls can easily slide in and out when needed.  That’s it!  Have fun with your new milking table!

 

Other Do It Yourself Ideas For A Milking Table

*Edit.  We have been getting a lot of questions about stability.

“How can I secure the legs and make the milking table more sturdy?”

For us, we used 2 stools/benches that we had in our kitchen.  The height was about the same and we put the stools on each side of the table.  The stools did not touch the table and were placed there just in case something happened with the legs of the portable folding table.  We have never had an issue, but it’s better to be safe than sorry.  For us, we wanted a milking table that we could record videos and take photos, but easily put it away when we were done.  So the portable table was perfect. However, there are other much more sturdy do it yourself designs that you could easily put together for the same amount of work.  Just get 2 sawhorse stands and a used door at your local thrift shop.  It may be a bit more costly, but this would be extremely sturdy.  You can follow the steps above and drill the hole in the center of the table. Please note, you will probably lose 1 to 2 inches of penis on the underside of the table due to the thickness of the wood.  With our original design, very little penis is lost because the table itself is made of a very thin plastic.   

This reader wanted one on each side rather than the same side. So we did that for him.

Enjoy Our Milking Table Pics and Videos Below!

Enjoy the pics we captured from our home video we filmed last night!  During the shoot, I had a vibrating wand balanced between my legs with my feet and a glass of wine off to the side!  If you want to see what type of creative things I do with my husband’s cum, read here! 

Interested in seeing other milking table pictures and videos?  Check out the cool reddit we found:  r/milkingtable

More videos here:   Milk Dicks

Check out our other extreme experiences and positions here!

green day

Naughty Selfies – Green Day

green dayNaughty Selfies – Green Day Time of Your Life

Lime green panties but what’s underneath definitely isn’t sour!  Although you could probably ring them out over a nice cold beer and enjoy the flavor.  If you’re into that type of thing.  Anyway, it’s green day!

The obligatory spiel about this section and our goal:  I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day. Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions,  I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera! Either way, hopefully you guys have a great week and enjoy another edition of our naughty selfies.    

Dear Naughty Selfie Diary: If You Enjoyed These Pics, I Hope You Have The Time Of Your Life!!! 

green day

I made sure to match my dress with my panties today!  

 

So take the photographs and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it’s worth it was worth all the while
 
It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right
I hope you had the time of your life…
 

After a good tune, let’s look at a fine tuned machine of a man in his wife’s moist panties.  Not much else to say other than I hope you guys have as good week!   

 


You can check out all my naughty selfies here!

 

What NSFW Material Do Women Browse On Reddit To Get Horny?

What NSFW material do women browse on Reddit to get horny? 

With social distancing and way too much time on our hands, let’s fine something productive to do with them.   Jill off.  Although these subreddits we are linking below aren’t the only thing women browse when horny, they were selected from a survey taken of straight and bi women that were asked, “What nsfw material do women browse on reddit when they want to get horny?”

So let’s get down to business shall we!

r/jackandjill

https://gfycat.com/unrulypoisedharpseal-fuckforeverever-pornhub

https://gfycat.com/frayedwellinformedjellyfish-epic-cumshot-amateur-pov

 

Women and men cumming together at the same time.  Not porn stars, not fake, just amateur couples masturbating together, masturbating each other, or masturbating themselves at the same time.  This is a gold mine for men and women alike, but this truly is the holy grail for women.  This is what a woman looks for when she is browsing reddit for nsfw material!


 

r/passionx

 

A subreddit that is extremely friendly to women and couples.  This is the type of erotica you watch together as a couple. It is more about the appearance of intimacy and closeness involved with sex.    Every woman is different, but some of us like a good dirty novel, sex that looks intimate, and a glass of wine.  Oh yea, and also our vibrators / wands.


 

r/StruggleFucking/

https://gfycat.com/pleasedplaingossamerwingedbutterfly

 

As much as a lot of us girls enjoy wholesome sex that resembles making love, if you really get to know us and allow us to explore our inner fetishes, we also love being dominated.  Even when it’s intimate, we love feeling like we are being totally controlled.   Sometimes it’s not intimate and just downright vulgar.  Nothing makes some of us hornier than imagining a man treating us like an object and being used as a fuck doll.


 

r/chickflixxx

This subreddit is a place for women to confer about and share porn/erotica.  From requests of different types of videos they want to find.  To breakdowns of what women enjoy about porns and various scenes.  This subreddit has a lot of discussion and talk, not just sex videos and gifs.  If you are cerebral and want more than just a video, this is the spot for you.  They also link to a lot of full videos they discuss, so you will still get your omg kinky “fix”.  


 

r/JiggleFuck

https://gfycat.com/definitewelloffagouti

 

All women are unique so we don’t all like one certain type of thing.  But don’t be surprised when you find out most of us prefer to watch how our bodies and breasts move while we get fucked.  Much like men prefer watching a man shoot cum all over everything.  


 

r/whenitgoesin

https://gfycat.com/selfrelianttidyamurstarfish

 

This subreddit captures a lot of womens’ absolute favorite moments during sex.  When it first goes in.  Sometimes it’s a beautiful moment to watch.  Sometimes it’s painful and our whole bodies tense up as we want it to stop, but we would never actually stop it.   This is the exact moment when we have decided to allow our bodies be used for another person’s pleasure. We are going to deal with the pain, pleasure, stretch, rip, and pressure.   And the best part is, no matter a man’s size, large or small, this moment right here it doesn’t matter.  The first few seconds will always stretch us out and make us whine in pleasure.


 

r/GirlsHumpingThings

https://gfycat.com/firsthandelegantkoodoo-nsfwtriples

 

This subreddit is exactly what it says.  A subreddit filled with girls humping whatever it is they want to hump.  Not all women like watching other men.  Some of us prefer to watch women, as it is guilt free and sexy as hell.  Totally the nsfw material I browse on reddit when looking to get my juices flowing.


 

r/GuysHumpingThings

https://gfycat.com/perfectgrimyinexpectatumpleco

 

See ladies, sometimes when men “squirt” it’s also urine!  lol They are learning a few of our tricks!

And to be fair, we also like watching men hump things too!  There is a subreddit for everything! In fact, watching a man prone masturbate is extremely sexy because it’s seems much more vulnerable and emasculating to watching a man hump pillows and couches.  And that’s why it’s extra sexy to us!  Seeing a man stroke sometimes comes off as cocky and arrogant.  And unless you are OUR man, we really don’t get turned on by arrogance.  However, humping pillows like a little horny boy hoping to turn on others with how his body moves is what some of us jill off too.


 

r/ladybonersgw

 

And then sometimes we want to see a man doing whatever it is he does with his dick.  Playing football or just jacking off. Although years of unsolicited pics and videos have spoiled what made this so special, it can still be sexy if we find it on our own.    This subreddit has a fine selection of men from all over the world that like to share themselves for a woman’s eyes.

And another one for those looking for this type of thing:   r/MalesMasturbating


 

r/Hegoesdown

https://gfycat.com/yellowmeatyfinch

https://gfycat.com/windingsentimentalfurseal

 

And much like there are 100s of subreddits with various names for women giving a man a blow job.  None of those will please a woman the same as us being in control and watching a man go down on us.  Treat us like queens!    

Here is another subreddit with the same theme:  r/cunnilingus


 

 

r/outercourse

https://gfycat.com/uglyfabulousfurseal

https://gfycat.com/formalnewacaciarat-amateur-couple-face-sitting-mattiedoll

 

We’ve spoke about Outercourse plenty of times here!  Here is a subreddit that focuses on the absolute control we have over a man with our bodies.  We can tease you, we can edge you, and we can make you wet your pants by just rubbing ourselves against.  


 

r/RedditorCum

https://gfycat.com/greedyidioticafricanharrierhawk

https://gfycat.com/spiritedwelcomejay

Here is a great subreddit that focuses on amateur men cumming.   And it also has a lot of gay sex, which women love!  Something about watching two men, or watching a man find creative ways to share his semen.  Either way, great subreddit for the ladies to enjoy.

I’d like to include other gay men subreddits for women, but I guess it would just be easier to link the entire pornhub gay categories.  


Pornhub for Women

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