Lost a Used Condom Inside My Vagina!
Have you ever lost a condom inside your vagina for 4 days? Yea, me either. But I did read an interesting question from from a young lady regarding her experience. We have decided to do a bit of back and forth dialogue regarding the topic and different scenarios.
I’m 20 years old and have a story about a missing condom. So yesterday I was in intense pain while peeing and immediately called my doctor for UTI screening which I have never had before. The rapid test came back negative and my urine was sent to a lab for more accurate results. The day continues on and the pain decreases as I continue to hydrate and drink cranberry juice…weird.
This morning I pee with little to no pain and when I stand up a piece of condom falls out of me and I’m STUNNED. Never in my life has this happened before and I hadn’t had sex since Friday which means the piece of condom has been in me for 4 days now. We knew the condom had broke, but I didn’t realize that it had broken off inside of me. There is still SLIGHT discomfort when I pee but nothing even remotely comparable to yesterday morning.
I really just cannot stop thinking about this and was wondering if anyone has had similar experiences and knows if there are precautions I should be taking. We are both presumably STI free and I am getting tested soon regardless. I am on the pill and he pulled out, but is there anything else I should be keeping on my radar (toxic shock, infection of some kind, etc), or am I being paranoid? Can anyone share similar experiences?
Venice: I have never had this experience but I do wonder why it would hurt to urinate if she didn’t have a UTI. Unsure how a condom inside her vagina would hurt to urinate.
Ryan: Maybe it was covering her urethra and filling up inside her like a water balloon every time she went to the bathroom?
Venice: Oh my gosh! How do you walk around with a water balloon inside your vagina and not notice!
Another experience with losing a condom:
I had a condom in me all night and the next day. I had no idea and no pain it just fell out when I peed thank fuck. I leaned after that to always check it’s been disposed of and to pay attention to the guy taking it off and if I didn’t see ask.
Venice: Is it like a style for guys to wear baggy condoms now? wtf?
Ryan: Not uncommon for a guy to buy magnum condoms when they do not need a larger size.
Venice: Oh yea, I remember that article. It’s either an ego thing or they just have no idea what they are doing when they put a condom on.
Ryan: What bothers me though is what type of guy pulls out of a woman and notices he doesn’t have a condom on anymore, but doesn’t say anything?
Venice: The worst kind of guy.
Ryan: It’s not like your keys or your cell phone. You don’t forget where you put that dang condom while having sex.
Venice: I can’t imagine pulling out and looking down at your unprotected penis and saying, “Where did I leave that damn condom again? Ugh, let me retrace my steps.”
Ryan: I agree. I would be horrified if my condom fell off after sex.
Venice: Yea, but some guys do this on purpose. It’s like a weird form of stealthing.
Ryan: That’s crazy.
Venice: And illegal.
Another experience with losing a condom:
This happened to me quite a bit, my body rejected condoms and they either always split or the whole thing ended up inside me and had to be fished out. Longest I had some in there was a couple days but I did not have pain.
I would go back to the doctors just in case If I were you!
Ryan: This is a common thing?
Venice: I don’t think so, but we never used condoms so I just don’t have those types of experiences.
Ryan: She just seems way to experienced. I mean, she has fishing expeditions and has a leaderboard on how long certain boyfriends left condoms inside her?
Venice: I wonder if she has ever speared Moby Dick?
Ryan: Oh my… do you think you could lose a condom inside yourself?
Venice: Well, if you never told me, probably. It’s not like I sweep my vagina for foreign objects after we have sex together!
Ryan: But if you knew, would it be hard to find inside your vagina?
Venice: If I knew, no. The vagina isn’t that complicated. But I have experience exploring mine and other women, so I am no stranger to how a vagina should feel. And truthfully, there isn’t much to it. I think the term “fished out” is appropriate, regardless of how bad or funny that may sound.
Ryan: I am sure blogs like these get all the girls super excited about finally having sex with their boyfriends and deep sea fishing inside their vaginas for lost condoms!
Venice: This is definitely on every girls secret bucket list. Have my boyfriend’s used and full condom sit inside my vagina for days, fill up like a water balloon when I urinate until it burns, and eventually come out in parts and pieces.
Ryan: Every girls dream.
The Pushback – The Untalked About Mechanism Used To Create Better Orgasms For Men
There is more. Go back to putting your hand around your thumb and squeezing. As you move in and out, I want you to pay attention to the knuckle at the base of your thumb. In fact, you can actually visually watch your knuckle respond to the motion as you move your thumb in and out of the hand. The tighter you squeeze, the more resistance, the more you will see that thumb knuckle move around the base of your thumb. That is what we call “The Pushback.” And that knuckle in comparison to your penis, is your prostate. 
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