Review: Full Automatic Piston and Wriggle Rotation Male Masturbator

Review: Full Automatic Piston and Wriggle Rotation Male Masturbator

Well, other than a Fleshlight, I have never really tried any male masturbator toy.   After my first experience with an automatic masturbation machine, I am extremely interested in trying more!   As a couple that reviews products, there are a lot of things your partner can do while you use this toy on your penis.  Later in our review we will go over how we used it together!

First things first.  I opened the box, which was sent to me by Secrexy, direct from Hong Kong.  If you are from the United States and deal with shipping from overseas, you already know that it may take a bit longer for your product to arrive.  However, it does arrive, and I am sure glad it did!  The first thing I thought when I hit the power switch was:

Omg, it is a Kanye album in a box!

No, I don’t mean this masturbator was a weird black man in a box yelling at me about how he is a genius and I should appreciate him more for his fashion ideas.   I mean it has flashing lights!

After I started playing with the buttons and seeing how things would pump, spin, twirl, thrust, light up, sparkle, and dance in my lap, I totally changed my mind and thought of this:

So, if you want to put your penis through the above situation, this is the toy for you!   And I mean that in every single way.

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Review: Sonic Sucking Vibrator by Paloqueth

Review: Sonic Sucking Vibrator by Paloqueth

First, the name of this toy is hilarious to me!  No sexy or enticing name like, “The Lady VaCUM” or “The Pleaser”.  Just, the Sonic Sucking Vibrator. Ha!  Straight to the point! 

Anyway, the Sonic Sucking Vibrator is a sexy little toy for us ladies that claims it uses a sucking mechanism that pulls your clitoris up into a silicone cone and vibrates the heck out of it!   This is not the first time I have reviewed a toy with this mechanism.  I love these toys that suck or try to suck and focus on one area of the body.  It’s always a fun and unique experience.  What’s even better, this guy is a lot more affordable than most other toys of the same quality on the market.

Let me first clarify, from my experience, I did not get any suction or sucking sensation from this toy. Regardless of how air tight or hard I press the silicone ring around my clitoris, for me (or nipple for Ryan), it did not suck.  However, it does isolate the body part and vibrate all around it.   If you use a wand or something big and powerful, this product does not give that same sensation.  It gives more of an isolation sensation. Rather than shaking everything in the area, it ping pongs your clitoris around the cone until you either cum or tap out.  I tapped out.

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