Amateur Couples On Webcam ( Porn ) Aren’t Having Sex Better Than You Can

Amateur Couples Aren’t Having Sex Better Than You Can

The internet has changed the world.  No longer do you need your Dad’s old hustler magazine stashed away under your bed.  No longer do you need to study the Sears catalog lingerie section to get masturbation material.  Sex is everywhere.  And not only is sex everywhere, as an amateur couple you can help other lonely souls struggling for fap material.

The days of buying a 30 year old storage unit and accidentally finding a random VHS tape labeled “mommy and daddy time” just to see real couple sex  is over.  

Oh, this is 2019, me using the term VHS is probably a bit confusing to our 30 and under couples browsing…

VHS (short for Video Home System) is a standard for consumer-level analog video recording on tape cassettes. Developed by Victor Company of Japan (JVC) in the early 1970s.  It was released in Japan on September 9, 1976 and in the United States on August 23, 1977.

Amateur Couples Sex And Being Filmed Before The Internet

Back in the old days, VHS tapes gave amateurs the ability to record themselves having sex.  The good thing was, as long as you were able to afford a video camera, you didn’t have to take your videos anywhere to get them developed. However, the amateurs recording in those days couldn’t compare at all to the professional porn.  There was also no way to really share.  

Prior to video cameras being affordable, an average amateur couple really just had still photography.  Because we couldn’t develop our own photos (unless we had a dark room), we had to take our film to be developed at a photo lab.  Only a true voyeur would dare leave the photo technician with a roll of homemade amateur smut.   The way around being overexposed to your entire local Kodak photo lab staff was owning a Polaroid camera.  To this day I still have a stash of Polaroids Venice and I took in our teenage days!

Again, still photography on Polaroids just couldn’t compete with the professional porn at the time.  In fact, they couldn’t compete with anything.  Other than sexy memories with bad lightening, it was more of a way for you to you have pictures with horrible filters (not filters back then, just the way the photos looked), for memory sake, much like people have Instagram accounts now.   So when people said, “Oh sex isn’t like porn, that’s fake.”  They were actually correct.  Professional porn was nothing like real amateur sex.

Times Have Changed: Time for Professional Counselors, Sex Therapists, and Reddit Advice Givers to Give Up Those Stale Clichés

In 2019, professional porn tries their hardest to imitate amateur porn.  Authenticity is much more sexy than watching actors fuck for money.  It’s also more believable. 

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Q&A: My Mother Opened A Very Large Dildo on Accident that I ordered

My Mother Opened A Very Large Dildo on Accident that I Ordered

I own two vibrators. One, I bought and had it sent to the post office out of fear of this exact thing happening to me. But, recently, I bought another one and thought fuck it, my family has never opened one of my packages before. It won’t kill me to have it sent directly to my address.

So I was sitting in my living room, cool as a fucking cucumber, when the doorbell went, and my mom said it was the neighbour with a package they held for us because we were not home when the delivery guy showed up.  I didn’t think anything of it – my package wasn’t due for like another two weeks. Well, I guess Amazon wanted to give me a really nice surprise, lucky me!

Two things my mom should learn is: 1) Wait for a reply after knocking on my door, and, I guess after this 2) READ THE FUCKING NAME ON A PACKAGE! She stood in front of me opening it, stared at the package for a bit and said “That’s not mine”. My heart fell into my fucking vagina as I realised what it was.

Okay, maybe it isn’t as bad as it sounds, because it isn’t immediately obvious what it is. It’s a huge bat shaped box, shaped like I ordered a golf club or something.  Thankfully, there were no pictures on the front, just the name of the brand and the slogan, which was something like ‘created for your happiness’. I mean, that could be anything, right? But me, being a stupid bitch, after fumbling a bit saying I didn’t know what that could be, decided to say, “oh, I think they’ll probably be my coasters”. Don’t even ask, it’s the only thing I had also ordered that I could think of. Coasters. To put your drinks on. Put into a long box labelled ‘created for your happiness’? Who on earth receives happiness from fucking COASTERS?

To make matters worse, I then had to sit there with my mom watching Game of Thrones, holding this huge Louisville Slugger shaped box in my hand.  To leave the room, I had to go past my mom – how do I walk past my mom holding a vibrator whilst trying to act nonchalant? Oh yeah, no big deal, just my coasters… in a box that is shaped like a loaf of bread, don’t mind me.

Thank God my dad didn’t come home.  I would’ve literally rather unboxed it in front of my mom than explain that shit to my dad. In my room, I looked at the side of the box, and there were fucking vibrating settings. I still have no idea if my mom saw that. Wow, I fucking pray to God she didn’t.

Venice’s response to Mother Opened A Very Large Dildo

Well, at least your mother knows if anyone breaks into your house she can run into your room and use your dildo for protection.  Sounds like you could fight off a dang lion with that thing!

Thanks for sharing your story!   Not really a question, but yes, when ordering sex toys and living with others, you may want to get a P.O. Box to insure privacy.  We share our shipping with our daughter, because she is a student (anything for a student discount), so our story would be the exact opposite!   She’d accidentally open our packages!  Oh gosh.

I will make sure I tackle her  at the door when I see her opening a packages shaped like a huge baseball bat!  

Ryan’s response to Mother Opened A Very Large Dildo

Hilarious story!   

It’s crazy how taboo and scary sex is.  If it was a back massager, or anything else used for personal enjoyment, totally fine.  If it is something sexual?  End of the world!  That’s what is so funny about sex and all the different sex experiences you have in your lifetime.  Sometimes the most embarrassing moments will be the memories you laugh at for years.  For Venice and I, one of our worst experiences we’ve had (with another female) is the funniest story we have.  It’s the gift that keeps on giving.  We have inside jokes, a sure fire funny story we can share with people we meet in the lifestyle, and for such a bad experience, it gave us so much more throughout the years than the actual good experiences.   How weird is that?

Not that this helps, but I assume by now, you are over the embarrassment and have moved on.  Time fixes everything.   Enjoy your tennis racket! 


Review: OMYSKY Lipstick Vibrator (The Perfect Hidden Pleasure)

OMYSKY Lipstick Vibrator (The Perfect Hidden Pleasure)

Recently we took a cruise and guess what came with mePun intended.  If this Lipstick Vibrator isn’t the coolest little thing I have ever experienced!  What’s really sexy is, just like normal lipstick, it leaves my lips moist and flush red!

This thing puts a whole new twist on “make-up” sex

There isn’t much to say about this little thing except: incognito, low-key, 007 – my little James Wand, Go-Go Gadget Vibrator, and “Oh, let me just go to the bathroom and put my face on.”  Small enough to shove in a corner pocket of your purse, undetectable, and can even be pulled out as you look for other things.  This little guy gives no hints of what he is really all about.  It’s the perfect little toy for the girl on the go!

A big thank you to for sending us this sexy little guy to review.  This is probably the best thing we’ve reviewed, simply because I will actually use it more than once.  For now, it works great, the battery lasts long enough to get me through an intense work out, and it charges quickly via magnets on the bottom. 

Ladies, if the fellas think we take forever to do our make up now, wait…just wait!

Information from their website.

Price: $24.99

OMYSKY Lipstick Vibrator

1. Realistic Lipstick Disguise, Portable
2. Lacquer Crafts, Shiny & Fashionable
3. Soft Silicone, Easy to Clean
4. Waterproof, Quiet

Item Specifics:
Item Type: Bullet Vibrator
Gender: Female
Material: Silicone, ABS
Vibration Modes: 10 Modes
Power: USB Magnetic charging
Color: Red & Black & Gold
Size: 92mm × 22mm × 22mm (3.62” × 0.87″ × 0.87″)

Package included:
1* Bullet Vibrator

We are not affiliated with and get no revenue from this review.  We are just sharing our experiences with our readers.  This item was sent to us as a promotional product, with a disclaimer from us, that if we did not like the product, we will not review it.  

Ladies, Always Pee After Sex!

Always Pee After Sex!

As much as we talk about all the naughty things involved with sex, sometimes we have to be responsible and let our readers know, always pee after sex!  That goes for mean and women!  Especially women! Pee After Sex

Ladies, we’ve always been told, “you should pee after sex.” This was something especially emphasized as important if you had any type of vaginal intercourse.  If we didn’t go pee, we were told we were more susceptible to urinary tract infections.  So does going pee after you have sex help with preventing urinary tract infections?  Probably, but there is never a definite yes when it comes to these things.  

Here is a great article from Elizabeth Boskey, PhD.  We will quote various parts of the article and add our own commentary!

Urinary tract infections (UTIs) are undeniably associated with sexual intercourse.  The more vaginal intercourse someone has, the more likely they are to get a UTI. In fact, the link is so well known that sexually associated UTIs are sometimes referred to as “honeymoon cystitis.” Cystitis is another word for inflammation of the bladder.

One of the major reasons that intercourse is thought to be associated with UTIs is that penetration can put pressure on the urethra. This can irritate the urethra or force bacteria up into the urethra and towards the bladder. In turn, this raises the likelihood of infectio

Most of the data on the association between sex and UTIs is for vaginal intercourse. That’s because the urethra is right behind the vagina. However, there has been some research suggesting that anal intercourse is also associated with increased UTI risk.

Honeymoon cystitis, or inflammation of the bladder that can lead to a UTI, can occur when a woman has sex for the first time, or when a woman has sex after a long period of time without any sexual activity. During sex, E.coli bacteria which tend to live on the skin around your anus can be transferred to your urethra (for example via your partner’s fingers or penis).  Half of all women get a UTI at least once in their lives. Honeymoon cystitis remains more common among young women in their twenties, although single women in their 50s are increasingly reporting that they suffer from the problem. The risk of honeymoon cystitis increases if someone starts having sex again after not having done so for a long period of time. Condoms are not known to offer any protection against honeymoon cystitis. Pee After Sex

The first time I ever dealt with a UTI was when I first had sex with Ryan.  Because the introduction of new body, new pH, his semen, and various bacteria our bodies have,  I believe it triggered my first UTI.   I may have went to the bathroom afterwards, but I do not think it mattered.  

Sexual Hygiene

Several studies have looked at sexual and hygienic factors to see if they might be associated with an increased risk of urinary tract infections. One such factor that’s been examined is voiding, or peeing, within 15 minutes after intercourse. This is also known as postcoital voiding.

Most studies that have looked at peeing after sex have found that it seems to reduce the risk of getting a UTI. The theory is that peeing after sex can flush any bacteria out of the urethra and into the toilet.
However, the research isn’t universally positive. There are some studies that didn’t find any relationship between peeing after sex and UTI risk. However, it was never shown to be problematic. Peeing after sex was either neutral or helpful and sometimes very helpful. It never increased the risk of UTI. In other words, peeing after sex is a potentially helpful activity that doesn’t have any clear downsides.
Lucky you squirters!   You girls are golden!  Since you’ve already peed during sex, you should be totally clear of any UTIs!
Wait, was that a badly placed joke?   Pee After Sex

Should Men Pee After Sex?

It’s less important for people with penises to pee after sex than it is for people with vaginas. This is because there are big differences between men’s and women’s genital anatomy.

It is relatively rare for men to get urinary tract infections. In general, their longer urethra means it’s less likely for bacteria to get up into the bladder and cause a problem.
In addition, the penile urethra, through which men pee, is also the tube through which they ejaculate. Therefore, if the ejaculate during intercourse, it empties itself out. That doesn’t mean it’s a bad idea for men to pee after sex. It’s just probably less useful than it is for women.
Depending on your sexual positions, it is possible for men to get non-specific urethritis / non-gonococcal urethritis.  The bending of your penis and the amount of trauma can actually leave your urethra inflamed.   The various bacteria already present in our bodies can infect the inflamed urethra, which can also lead to urinary tract infections.   Ladies, be careful with that reverse cowgirl!   Trust me, it can really torque a dick in every direction humanly possible…in a bad way!  Or is it?
Urethritis is an inflammation of the urethra. That’s the tube that carries urine from the bladder to outside the body. Pain with urination is the main symptom of urethritis. Urethritis is commonly due to infection by bacteria.
So even two totally clean people with no sexually transmitted infections/diseases can still end up with an infection!  Warning:  Your physician will look you in the eyes and tell you he/she is certain you have an STD when you mention the above symptoms.  However, doctors aren’t always right!  Although they will treat you for various STDs preemptively (and still test you), you can always ask for your test results when it’s over to make sure you didn’t have STIs.   Our body does naturally get inflamed and sometimes infected, simply from rough sex
So fellas, you are not totally in the clear here, especially if you like to have rough sex.  The rougher it is on your penis, the more likely you are to get Non Specific Urethritis.  And this can lead to the infection moving up into your bladder.  So let’s all pee after sex!

Urinary tract infections aren’t fun. That’s particularly true when you get a lot of them. If you have a history of recurrent urinary tract infections, it’s probably worth trying to find out whether some relatively simple behavioral changes can reduce the frequency with which you get UTIs.

Even though the results aren’t completely consistent, it’s probably a good idea to pee after sex. It’s also a good idea to stay hydrated. Drinking water after sex is another thing that has been shown to reduce your risk of a UTI. Interestingly, it looks like peeing before sex might also help reduce the risk of a UTI. That’s good news for people who think it’s a bad idea to wait. And remember, if you drink enough water, you can pee both before AND after sex. The trick is not to drink so much that you want to stop to pee during sex.

Hopefully these types of awareness blogs can help young adults take the proper precautions after sex.  And also, just because you have certain symptoms doesn’t mean you were cheated on or you got an STD from your partner.  Go to your doctor and get tested.   If you haven’t had sex in a while, drink cranberry juice, go to the bathroom after sex, and clean thoroughly.  

Or you can kill 2 birds with 1 stone, and just pee during sex to make sure you are all clear before it’s over!   LOL.  Some ladies figured this out ages ago!