Q&A: I fainted during anal sex

fainting anal sexI am a 21 year old straight male (I think?). I recently learned that men can experience a prostate orgasm and became very intrigued. I then went about researching on how to do it safely for first-timers. My curiosity got the best of me, so I decided to try it. 

I went on craigslist to see if I could find another straight male to maybe explore with. It didn’t take me long to find someone who said he was in the same position as me and also wanted to explore. We met up and decided to go forward with our plan. We planned on taking a shower together and lather each other up with soap so we’d be clean, just in case either of us were grossed out about smells or any accidents that could happen. He lathered my ass up and started by sticking his penis in me. Everything after this point is pretty much a big blur that I don’t remember very well.

Anyways, I think he found my prostate pretty quickly. It was like nothing I ever felt before. He was being kind of rough and I felt this stabbing sensation that made me feel like I was going to have an accident. Soon I became very light headed, and my vision became blurry. I instantly asked him to stop and tried to control myself. I stood there holding on to the sides of the showers, trying to settle down.

Next thing I knew I was on the floor. I realized there was running water on me. Then I remembered what happened. I fainted. I quickly got out of the shower and dried off. The guy I was with was already getting dressed and freaking out about something being wrong.  I got in my bed and just laid there thinking about what happened. The other guy didn’t really console me and left quickly.  I think my fainting really scared him.

I did some Google searches afterwards, trying to find someone with my experience, but I came up empty. I just want to know what happened. Why did it happen?

Now I’ve come to you guys. Does anyone have an idea why I may have fainted? It’s only the second time in my life I fainted. The first one was after I ran into a pole, at least that one made sense. fainted during anal sex fainted during anal sex fainted during anal sex fainted during anal sex

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Freaky Search Terms: lets talk about our hairy balls

ffst-300x200Freaky search terms, where we post our most outrageous search terms that people used to find our website. Ryan and I will then share our own thoughts and hopefully entertain you guys or at least make the search term make a little less sense.

Each search term was gathered by wordpress and/or google statistics and they are all very real search terms.   Each search term was used by some person in the world that ended up on our page.

10) meaning of two woman doing a double blow job on male
Venice: That can only mean one thing: lucky!
Ryan: Amen.

9) i need a female ass i can look at while i rub my dick all nude
Venice: Well buddy, you’ve come to the right place!
Ryan: We’ve got a great selection of asses: round asses, jiggly asses, flat asses – you name it.
Venice: Ass is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, ass-kabobs, ass creole, ass gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple ass, lemon ass, coconut ass, pepper ass, ass soup, ass stew, ass salad, ass and potatoes, ass burger, ass sandwich. That- that’s about it.
Ryan:
Venice: Yummy, so hungry all the sudden!

8) lets talk about our hairy balls
Venice: This sounds like a pamphlet at a doctor’s office.
Ryan: Right next to “The Human Penis: The Science Behind Your Sperm Tunnel”
Venice: And “Mommy, why do I cry on my period?”
Ryan: Don’t forget “Prostate Massages: The Inner Workings of Your Anus”

7) when i knew i was at the back of her throat i shot my load wow!
Venice: This guy’s reaction is great. It’s like he just wants to emphasize how excited he was. Tadoww!
Ryan: I know that feeling. I get it when I facefuck you. Shazam!
Venice: And similarly, I love facefucking. Zippadeedodah!

6) anal cum swallow being judged
Venice: This is a judge-free zone. If you swallow cum that came out of someone’s ass, no one will judge you.
Ryan:  I give your response a solid 9 Venice.
Venice: You give my response a solid 8 for sure.
Ryan:
Venice: Aww, are you blushing?
Ryan: Shutup.

5) tickle and fuck her good
Venice: Tickle? To me, getting tickled is very painful and excruciating. So how about no! For me that is like, “Punch her in the face with your hands dipped in glue and glass and then fuck her good”
Ryan: Or “Pull out her fingernails and teeth with pliers and then make slow sweet love to her”
Venice: Exactly!

4) why do penis tickle my vagina
Venice: Ok wait…is “tickle” slang for something?
Ryan: Kids these days. I can never keep up with the new lingo.
Venice: Ryan, your penis doesn’t tickle me, jack. I think it’s dyn-o-mite!
Ryan: Listen here, jive turkey. I can dig it.
Venice: Me too, sucka!

3) x-hamster struggle of baseball girl
Venice: Ouch! I saw one of these a long time ago. I wonder if that’s the same one.
Ryan: Probably not. I can’t imagine how many more chicks have stuck baseball bats in their vaginas on camera now, with cellphones and cam sites being commonplace.
Venice: “Baseball Girl 2: The 2nd Inning, 2 Balls No Strikes, Starring Lance Armstrong and Tom Green”
Ryan: “Baseball Girl 3:  The 3rd Inning, 3 Balls 1 Strike, starring Dan Abrams and Mr Hands.
Venice: “Baseball Girl 4: The 4th Inning, Baseball Girl vs. Pickle Jar Boy”
Ryan: Ouch.
Venice: I know right!
Ryan: “Baseball Girl 5: The 5th Inning, Balls and Bases Loaded”
Venice: “Baseballs Girl 6: The 6th Inning, Pitching A No Hitter, Girls Only Soft(balls) starring Caitlyn Jenner”
Ryan: I’d watch it.
Venice:You bet your ass we wood!
Ryan: I see what you did there, wood, baseball bat.  I’m catching what you’re throwing.
Venice: “Baseballs Girl 9: The 9th Inning Stretch, MANDINGO UP TO BAT”
Ryan: Ha!!!

2) my husband is cheating on me with a man but he has a big cock big cock gay sex porn
Venice: This term seems to imply that it would be okay for him to cheat because it’s gay sex.
Ryan: She also implies that it’s okay because one of them has a big cock. Like, if your cheating with an Asian, that relationship is OVER.
Venice: We definitely do not condone cheating, but guys, if you’re going to cheat, make sure he’s got at least 8 inches and above. If he doesn’t, you’re just a filthy man-whore.

1) my wife don’t want my dick she wants pig dick porn
Ryan: Looks like he’s been outdone by Babe.
Venice: She wants a little oinker in her Charlotte’s Web

Q&A: I have physical orgasms, but not mental. Is there more?

orgasmI am a 27 year old female and I think I orgasm. I have the physical feeling, wetness, waves of heat, vaginal clenches. It builds and releases like a sneeze but that’s it. I feel like I’m missing something, should something be happening in my mind? Some explosion, earth moving, angels singing moment? Am I broken? Is there a physical problem? I’m in a serious relationship and very much turned on by my partner and I love having sex I just feel there should be more. Please help. female orgasms female orgasms female orgasms

Venice’s response:
I can see how you feel like you’re missing something in your orgasms. But everything you described, the physical feeling, wetness, waves of heat, and vaginal clenches, is all part of the orgasmic experiences. It’s not a one, clear-cut moment that defines an orgasm, it’s a combination of events and phases that make an orgasm (YOUR orgasm) one that you achieve with your partner. You’re not alone in feeling like something is “missing.” Women in general have been duped, or misled rather, into believing so many media-driven misconceptions.

Myth: When a woman orgasms, she will have an earth-shattering experience that will cause her to scream in her lover’s ear, i.e. “When Harry Met Sally” diner scene. And the louder she is, the better her lover was in bed.

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The December Photo Shoot – Have A Sexy Christmas

Sexy ChristmasBack in 2012 when we started our blog, Venice and I wanted to find a sexy way to celebrate Christmas and December.  We came up with the idea to do a photo shoot every day up until Christmas.  I believe it all started on December 1, 2012, when I asked Venice if she wanted to do a photo shoot with me cumming all over her milk and cookies.  Of course she jumped at the opportunity because she loves taking photos, and definitely doesn’t have a problem eating cookies and cream during the holidays (this photo shoot also inspired our January 2013, month long photo shoot of facials / and Venice swallowing  each day of the month).

From there it spiraled into us setting up a second Christmas tree specifically for photo shoots.  We’d message each other throughout the day and plan our next shot.  It was fun, but it was also a lot of work.

Even though the photos are from 2012, they are still timeless and we enjoy sharing them.  Welcome to the month of December!   Happy holidays everyone!

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Random Moments: Double You Tee Eff

crawling on truckSo sometimes I get messages from different people that view local profiles I have on social media. Almost always from men pretending to be women, but sometimes I do get messages from actual girls (I think). Whether it be close ups of their unshaved vaginas or some random ass shot, I tend to giggle and move on with my day. If it’s something pleasant and appropriate, of course I respond, I’m always looking for a nice girl to play with.

So this morning I get this photo, along with the message:

Hi, just saw your profile and I would like to chat with you and see if maybe we click ….I am white 36 yrs old 5′ 145 ….let me know what you think.

I’m not going to be too critical because I mean, who wouldn’t want to make this type of first impression? At least it’s not a vagina close up or a picture of her ass cropped so nothing else shows. Before I replied I carefully thought about how I should respond to her.  These are the various thoughts that crossed my mind:

I think the soles of your old shoes look lovely. Are those the Nike shocks? They kind of make your feet look big, but I bet you have great balance!  Your jeans look nice, with the designer pockets and all.  I bet when you crawled off the hood of your truck the knees were stained green with pollen dust huh? Sorry, I noticed the leaf on the grill of your truck and figured it was allergy season when you took that photo.  

With that being said, I mean, I suppose I’d love to go model cars with her at a flea market car show maybe? Who knows.

My actual response:

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