Hello Venice and Ryan. My question is pretty simple. What is it about being abused during sex that I like so much? I suppose the variation of this question for Ryan would be, why do some men really enjoy the role of being abusive during sex? Thank you guys! rough sex rough sex rough sex rough sex rough sex
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I’ve been with Ryan a long time. A really long time. Maybe not to some who are in their 80s, but in comparison to the number of years I’ve been alive. I started thinking about how I never wanted to get married. I’m not sure if it was because it was easier to not work at being in a real relationship and just do whatever the fuck you want, or if it was because I just never found the right person to challenge me at being a good girlfriend. Fortunately, and please excuse the cornball analogy, Ryan has thrown down the gauntlet and accepted the challenge. pussy boyfriends
I really don’t think that simply having parents who are still married has much influence on the type of relationship I choose to have or be in. Instead, I think it has a lot to do more with psychological issues and not just values and upbringing. Because although my parents are still married, and like every child in a two-parent household, I’ve seen them go through rough times. There’s nothing special about them – they weren’t high school sweethearts, they weren’t lovey, and they weren’t role model parents/spouses. But I like to think the household and family they created conceived the perfect me, Venice Bloggs, the same person to whom Ryan has promised his soul and loyalty. So I’ll never complain about my upbringing and everything because why? I’m perfect (for Ryan), and what is flawed and cause for break-up in other relationships, he embraces them and lovingly refers to them as my own delicious personality traits. pussy boyfriends
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Q&A: Is My Wife Into Having Sex With Dogs? (Puppy Love)Okay, I tried to research this a little first and just came up with a bunch of made up stories. I really don’t know what to think. Let me start 12 years ago… My wife and I married 12 years ago. We’ve had our ups and downs but all in all everything is good. When we were dating I she told me a story about her “best friend”. Apparently she was at her house and the friend had sex with her dog in front of my wife. I remember asking what she did. She said she was shocked and just kinda watched until they finished. They were still friends after and even though this supposedly happened a year or so before you’d never know she fucked her dog in front of my wife by talking to her. I always took this story as truth the way it happened but events lately have started to make me question some things about it. About 2 years ago she was giving our family dog a bath. I went to the bathroom to talk to her and laugh at the dumb dog and when I walked in she was “washing” his groin. I said some sarcastic comment about it and she laughed but kept doing it and started actually brushing against his dick. I made fun of her and she got embarrassed but that was the end of it. He had to be put down awhile back for becoming super protective to the point of biting people and drawing blood. Fast forward to about 3 weeks ago. We just finished building our house and figured it was the perfect time for another dog. She wanted a Labradoodle which is fine and so we went to look at them. Before we got there she said she wanted a yellow one. Sounded good to me yellow it is. We get there and they have black and yellow but the only yellows are female. She changes her mind. Now she wants a black one. But the yellows were so much cuter. I pushed for yellow and she gave in and now we have a little curly female puppy. But my wife hates her. She wants nothing to do with her. I couldn’t figure out why I have regretted even getting her because my wife has just been miserable. And then the part that made me start rethinking everything happened. She had a UTI/Kidney infection that put us in the ER the other night. I left my phone with our daughter and was using my wife’s phone while we were in the hospital. I found an Internet tab asking about training dogs to do things to you. I didn’t say anything at the time and still haven’t. I feel super suspicious all of a sudden. And I am wondering if her “friend” was actually her. What if the story she told was just to gauge my reaction? And if it was I failed hard because I still refer to her friend as “the Dog Humper.” I love her to death. And if this is her thing then so be it I would rather her be open with me about it. I may not be okay with it actually happening again but to know that she was doing that as a teen is kind of dirty to think about I guess. Anyway, any advise? Am I crazy and making something out of nothing? How can I bring it up with her or should I even? Question about sex with dogs.
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Freaky search terms, where we post our most outrageous search terms that people used to find our website. Ryan and I will then share our own thoughts and hopefully entertain you guys or at least make the search term make a little less sense.
Each search term was gathered by wordpress and/or google statistics and they are all very real search terms. Each search term was used by some person in the world that ended up on our page.
10. sensation felt when ass fucked
Ryan: Stick a finger or a cucumber in your ass, take notes. Send us an email and let us know your results.
Venice: I think what Ryan is trying to say is, everyone has an ass, so if you are curious about the sensation, stick a finger in yourself and see what you feel. For me, feeling a finger in my ass does nothing more than give an extra sensation while having sex or being eaten out. A penis is a bit different. I feel my ass hole spread, I feel pressure, and even a feeling that I have to use the bathroom. However, this sensation also feels highly sexual, depending on how horny I am. Regardless, after working it in and the body gets used to the stretch and depth, the sensation is totally erotic. It makes me feel full and fucked, which I enjoy. I don’t have sex with a man to not feel intense pressure or maybe even pain in my sexual regions. I enjoy and want to feel a man drive himself inside me, and I want to gasp each time he thrusts. For me, I would rather feel the slow, deep thrusts than the quick, shallow thrusts because it almost feels as if the back of my ass is connected to the G-spot in my vagina. With anal, the pressure stays intense. With the vagina, depending on my wetness and stretch, the pressure can lessen and it doesn’t feel as intense.
Ryan: Boring.
Venice: Screw you.
Ryan: Deal.
Venice: Okay, I’ll get my strap-on.
Ryan: No deal.
Venice: Exactly….pussy.
Ryan: 🙁
9. my wife let him cum in her after i said no
Venice: Ahahaha.
Ryan: That’s hilarious.
8. releasing of human sperm in a lady ass
Venice: Wtf?
Ryan: Yes, I’ve been wanting to Google this search term as well.
Venice: Yes, because there is no telling what you would get as a result if you didn’t add human.
Ryan: Indeed.
7. forced facefuck swallow kick slap
Ryan: Sounds like a damn Mortal Kombat move.
Venice: Down on the joystick, then up, A + D
Ryan: Talk about a Fatality. I can imagine a guy standing there and I hit down, then up, A+D and my character jumps on the other guy and face fucks him until he swallows, then kicks and bitch slaps him.
Venice: Or a Babality. Maybe after you face fuck him he could throw up little baby versions of you?
Ryan: Seriously, you need help.
Venice: Maybe as the waterfall of babies comes out of his mouth you could do the E. Honda chop and punch combo and slap them all in mid air.
Ryan: Never get an Asian started with video game ideas. My fucking bad guys.
6. Venice bloggs tube
Venice: Are they asking to see my cock or something?
Ryan: I’d suck it.
Venice: Ugh, next search term please.
Ryan: What? Would that be gay if I was already in love with you for 18 years and found out you have been hiding a cock all this time?
Venice: How the hell could I hide a cock for 18 years?
Ryan: I mean, you are Asian.
Venice: Well, that’s true. 🙁
Ryan: It’s too late at that point. I’d definitely suck your dick and love every second of it.
Venice: Love every second? That’s just too extreme, I’m sorry.
Ryan: It’s too extreme because I’d love doing it? I mean, you tricked me. You got me. All this time you had this cock and I didn’t know about. But what the fuck? It’s too late for me to pack up at that point, I might as well just embrace your cockhood and teach you a thing or two about deepthroating.
Venice: Oh, I am going to get my toy now!
Ryan: Okay, now you are taking this shit too far. I’m not sucking a pretend cock, that would just be extremely gay.
Venice: Oh God, you are so weird.
Ryan: Big difference…
Venice: …next search term please.
5. why does my stomach feel gross after being cummed inside of
Venice: It’s all in your mind.
Ryan: Or his semen is spoiled from sitting in his balls for hours. Probably looks like cottage cheese inside your stomach right now and your vagina smells like dirty bleach.
Venice: Ryan, you are going to ruin her.
Ryan: Probably morphed into an alien and is going to crawl out of your belly button in the next few moments.
Venice: …
Ryan: What’s the chances that he ate some sort of poison that didn’t affect him at all but traveled to his prostate or balls waiting to be transferred to a woman’s stomach to infect her?!?
Venice: Very slim I’d say.
Ryan: Okay then, how about a parasite of some sort? Maybe her boyfriend was swimming in the Amazon river and had a parasite crawl up his urethra? It’s possible that as he ejaculated the parasite traveled with his semen inside this other girl and is attacking her stomach as we speak?
Venice: Technically, I guess that could happen. Okay, listen, if your boyfriend has swam in the Amazon river in the last few weeks, you may want to get checked by a doctor out as soon as possible.
Ryan: She will probably be dead by the time we publish this.
Venice: Okay Ryan, that’s enough.
Ryan: Rest in peace person whose stomach felt gross after she was came inside of.
Venice: <sigh>
4. healthy ass cum pics
Ryan: Oh V, nice follow up search term placement!
Venice: I figured that would be a good search term following your parasite sperm story.
Ryan: Can you imagine the alternative to that search term?
Venice: diseased and spoiled cum pics…
Ryan: …and the woman who swallowed it and now her stomach hurts!
Venice: sperm with worms pics
Ryan: sperm that looks like puss
Venice: HIV sperm selfie
Ryan: Ahaha at selfie!
3. how does deepthroating look like
Venice: What?
Ryan: What the inside of a throat looks like?
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Venice: Looks like a long slimy vagina…
Ryan: …You’re welcome…
Venice: …or the inside of a wet fleshlight.
Ryan: So yea, pretty much horny all the sudden.
2. i never knew my girl could deepthroat until she deepthroats another guy
Ryan: Ha! Classic!
Venice: What a way to find out your girls hidden talents.
Ryan: I never knew my wife could juggle 4 balls with her anus until I caught her having a threesome with 2 clowns at a circus behind the popcorn stand! And then she tamed a lion to jump through a ring of fire covering her anus!
Venice: Haha! Girls always keep their hidden talents a secret until you catch them at the circus.
1. my wife says my penis is small when soft
Venice: As long as she doesn’t say it’s small when it’s hard, you’re safe.
Ryan: Facts.
Freaky search terms, where we post our most outrageous search terms that people used to find our website. Ryan and I will then share our own thoughts and hopefully entertain you guys or at least make the search term make a little less sense.
Each search term was gathered by wordpress and/or google statistics and they are all very real search terms. Each search term was used by some person in the world that ended up on our page.
10) Free wife catches me sucking dick / free husbands getting caught sucking cock stories
Venice: Give US US OUR FREEDOMS!
Ryan: Amistad. If you don’t get it, you don’t get us…
Venice: FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Ryan: Braveheart. Boom.
Venice: Cause I’m FREEEEEEEEE… FREEEEEEEEE FALLLLLL…
Ryan: Jerry Maguire. Too easy.
Venice: Bullshit, you can be mine!
Ryan: What the hell does that have to do with free?
Venice: So you don’t know?
Ryan: Top Gun. Easy. But what the hell does that have to do with free?
Venice: I’m free to use whatever quotes I want to bitch.
Ryan: …
Venice: Ha! Gotttttem!
9) difference between a tight pussy and a pussy that has been fucked big time
Ryan: Well…
Venice: I got this one, Ryan. A tight pussy means she’s dry, unhorny, and not turned on, which means the guy didn’t do his job. He didn’t eat her out, there was no foreplay, and he just stuck his dick in her the same way he probably stuck his dick in a gym sock when he was a kid. A pussy that has “been fucked big time” is just as “loose” as pussy that’s wet from her own juices from being turned on.
Ryan: Preach to him…
Venice: A pussy that has “been fucked big time” is just as “loose” as pussy that’s wet from her own juices from being turned on.
Ryan: Amen!
Venice: Lord, save this demon from his evil misguided teenage thoughts of loose pussy!
Ryan: Good little sermon Venice, but you’re still tight as fuck though, wet or not. Just saying.
Venice: Blasphemous… but thank you. 🙂
8) she had no idea i was recording us fucking porn
Venice: Oddly, we’ve never had anyone search “HE had no idea i was recording us fucking porn”
Ryan: Yea, because that would never happen.
Venice: This is how we fuuuuck.
7) suggestions on small penis teasing
Ryan: Okay, I will try a few suggestions. “Well, I bet it’s bigger in a more natural lighting. Let’s turn the lights off and see how it looks when neither of us can see it.”
Venice: Zzzzzzzzzzzz. Are you done yet? Maybe you should write that speech down on paper so you don’t forget it?
Ryan: Well fuck, how about: “With a little bit of water, a little bit of sunshine, and a whole lot of love, I bet it will grow to be a big boy penis one day.”
Venice: How about: “Damn your little ass cock looks like a cervix.”
Ryan: Ugh. Jumped a few steps there huh?
Venice: “Do you ever finger yourself when you are horny?”
Ryan: Jesus.
Venice: Uh huh, just keep your pants on when it’s cold out. You don’t want none of this…
Ryan: … 🙁
Venice: Awww, want me to suck on your peepee and pretend to gag to make you feel bigger…I mean better?
Ryan: Wow, really? Now you’re just being mean. You wouldn’t gag on a fucking bat.
Venice: Yea, but I learned playing tee-ball with you Ryan.
Ryan: You’re damn right you did.
Venice: 🙂
Ryan: Wait, I have no idea if that was an insult or a compliment, but I think it sounded good.
Venice: My little Louisville Tugger.
Ryan: Hmm..still kind of somewhere in the middle there.
Venice: Oh Ryan, you know you have a horse cock.
Ryan: 🙂
Venice: My little pony for sure!
Ryan: Okay…thank you…and fuck you. You can pick which response fits better than I can. On to the next search term PLEASE.
6) are there any deepthroat porn videos where you can clearly see the dick in her throat
Venice: I hear you buddy. I’m not convinced the penis is actually going down her throat unless I can clearly see it.
Ryan: Truthfully, until I felt it myself, I didn’t know what deepthroating was either. It’s one of those things that once you feel it, the tight hole in the back, the tighter throat, fuck. No blow job will ever be complete if a girl can’t give me that sensation. I won’t lie.
Venice: Like how you thought women peed from the same hole that the penis penetrates?
Ryan: Kind of embarrassing you are going to blog that, but yea, kind of like that.
Venice: Rookie!
Ryan: Uh, you thought the same thing I did. Don’t try to front for the blog!
Venice: I knew where my pee came from Ryan. Try again.
Ryan: Of course you did, you just didn’t know where my dick was going. At all. Rookie!
Venice: They don’t teach that type of stuff in health class Ryan. I blame the public school system!
Ryan: Well listen, let’s figure this out together. Let’s load google and put in, “are there any sex porn videos where you can clearly see the dick in her vagina”
Venice: I see what you did there Ryan. Gooood…very good.
5) tears and jizz dripped on my balls as i facefucked the sobbing boy
Ryan: Yay, story time!
Venice: Yes, gooooood. Keep going.
4) wemen deepthroating the bigest dicks in the whole wide world
Ryan: Damn man.
Venice: I think our readers are size whores.
Ryan: Do you think?!
3) show a picture of man sucking a another man penis
Venice: This guy is very demanding isn’t he? Where are his manners?
Ryan: He does seems extremely abusive to his search engine.
Venice: “please show a picture of man sucking a another man penis”
Ryan: Maybe he was talking to Siri?
Venice: “Siri, please show a picture of man sucking a another man penis”
2) deepthroat c** in her throat / c** drips out of a woman’s pussy into a man’s mouth
Venice: I hate it when people use talk to text to search.
Ryan: Why?
Venice: Because the censored word could be anything. “deepthroat cat in her throat”…?
Ryan: True. I’d be pretty impressed if someone found our site by searching “deepthroat cot in her throat.”
Venice: “cow drips out of a woman’s pussy into a man’s mouth”
Ryan: Ewwww!
Venice: Ewwww!
1) my wife is very good at deepthroating
Venice: Aww, that’s sweet of him to say that about his wife
Ryan: It’s like he just wants the Internetz to know that she’s good at deepthroating.
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