One of our favorite bloggers, Bobbie Morgan, has listed us as one of the 14 Sex Blogs & Websites to Follow in 2014. Although we feel her list is a little biased because we love her so much how could she not mention us! She has been listed on our site since the day we opened and we do not intend on ever moving her. She has also made our quarterly and top lists (whenever we get time to put those lists together) every time. Thank you for the 2014 love Ms. Morgan! We were just joking about the bias thing. We really are just that good! lol
Author: Venice Bloggs
Our Top 10 Sex Blogs of 2013
Our reviews are based off of a database which keeps track of various categories: Media, Originality, Updates, Variations, Entertainment, and a few other categories which will remain unpublished. We have a few trusted friends and fellow authors helping us rate each blog submitted. We then calculate and review the top 10 blogs in the database. Yes, we have an actual system. However, our system is still just our opinions.
First, I would like to point out that we have a link on the left hand side our of blog that lists “Our Favorites.” Those websites are our permanent top list that we read and check out all year. If they were not on the side bar, we would add them as our top sex blogs, but because they are on our page permanently, we will not include any of those sites.
1. @Mollysdailykiss http://mollysdailykiss.com/
2. @TBK365 http://thebeautifulkind.com/ i
3. @Pennysblog http://pennysdirtythoughts.
4. @SunnyMegatron http://www.sunnymegatron.com/
5. @SilentPornStar http://www.silent-porn-
6.@SweetRori http://www.betweenmysheets.
7. @LadyCheeky http://www.ladycheeky.com/ Lad
8. @sexinwords http://sex-in-words.blogspot.
9. @NaitraDarius http://diaryofanownedslave.
10. @UCAppetites http://uncommonappetites.
Freaky Friday Search Terms – cumming in ass while on steroids
On various Fridays we will post our most outrageous search terms that people used to find our website. Ryan and I will then share our own thoughts and hopefully entertain you guys or at least make the search term make a little less sense.
Each search term was gathered by wordpress and/or google statistics and they are all very real search terms. Each search term was used by some person in the world that ended up on our page.
10. could sperm increase the ass
Venice: My ass would be extremely increased.
Ryan: You do have a nice jungle booty for an Asian girl.
Venice: So sperm gives you that ghetto booty huh? Oh black women, you’re dark dirty secret is out.
Ryan: That was racist. Ghetto booty and dark dirty huh?
Venice: I blame Sir Mix-a-Lot and Lil Kim.
9. how to cum inside a womans ass
Ryan: Do you need a tutorial for this seriously?
Venice: I still get surprised by some of these search terms, especially the ones asking for instructions.
Ryan: Not to let the guy down, I’ll make it simple. Insert your penis into a woman’s ass, then move back and forth until the friction makes your penis ejaculate. Here is the tricky part, do not pull your penis out and shoot semen in your own face.
Venice: That’s the key here guys. I’ve noticed a lot of you fellas end up splurging on your own faces. Leave your penis inside of her anus please.
Ryan: Exactly. Then release.
Venice: Then wash.
Ryan: Then wash again.
Venice: I’m a bit scared that us clarifying that they need to leave their penis inside of the woman’s anus while they ejaculate may confuse them. We emphasized staying inside them so much that they may not understand that it is safe to remove their penises after they ejaculate. I feel our instructions are a bit incomplete.
Ryan: Well I didn’t tell them to remove their clothing prior to putting their penises inside of a woman’s anus. What if they do all this with clothing on?
Venice: This worries me Ryan.
Ryan: Would you like me to add a step prior to washing?
Venice: Please Ryan, for the sake of the readers who need these tutorials.
Ryan: First of all, before putting your penis inside of a woman’s ass, please find a willing woman and make sure you both remove all of your clothing. This is an important step.
Venice: Very important.
Ryan: Okay, now after reading the steps above, please add these next steps prior to “Then wash.” Once you release your semen, please make sure your penis is completely finished ejaculating. After ejaculation, slowly remove your penis but do not look at it. You may regret what you see. Walk to the shower and place your penis under lukewarm water. Do not place the penis under the water until it warms as the cold water may cause pain. Grab a bar of soap and clean off your penis thoroughly.
Venice: Then get a towel and dry off. Please put your clothing back on prior to going outside.
Ryan: I’m still a bit scared we missed something.
Venice: I think we’ve confused whoever searched for this tutorial even more than he was prior to asking.
Ryan: Probably.
8. pouring cum into her ass
Ryan: Okay, ignore everything I said above and just pour semen in her ass like a glass of Kool-Aid.
Venice: Ha! You think that was the same guy still trying to figure out the proper method to cum in a woman’s ass?
Ryan: Apparently so. I guess he figured pouring or funneling would be easiest.
7. hairy wagina porno
Venice: Starring Elmer Fudd.
Ryan: Wascally Wabbit Wagina featuring Juggs Bunny and Bare Rabbit.
Venice: …Or Who Banged Roger Rabbit featuring Thumper.
Ryan: Ha, they both sound like hits to me.
Venice: I’d watch them.
6. cum eat gay baby
Venice: Is this some sort of abortion or new Chinese technique to get rid of gay children? Eat them.
Ryan: Sounds disgusting.
Venice: Well, I am sure Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce would help.
Ryan: Really Venice?
Venice: I’m just saying, I didn’t make up the damn search term. Truthfully, I bet Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce would make gay babies taste much less disgusting.
Ryan: Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce is delicious.
Venice: You’re damn right it is.
5. have you ever sucked cock at a wedding
Ryan: Venice?
Venice: I sucked yours after ours. Does that count?
Ryan: I’m not sure. Judges?
4. hubby sucking best man
Venice: Ryan?
Ryan: Ha! So I guess the previous search term was a set up?
Venice: …
Ryan: …
Venice: Well answer my question.
Ryan: My best man was my father, so the answer is NO Venice.
Venice: Judges?
Ryan: Whatever.
3. is it wrong to cum on your wife if she said no
Ryan: Probably, but the good thing is she is your wife so you have access to her panty drawer and her toothbrush.
Venice: Oh my God. Seriously Ryan?
Ryan: Seriously. I mean, if your says no to letting you cum on her you should just wipe your sperm on her clean panties or toothbrush. It’s our instinct to mark our territory.
Venice: That’s disgusting!
Ryan: Well, use Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce as toothpaste.
Venice: …
Ryan: Touché?
Venice: It is delicious, I admit.
2. my wyf loves oder mans cum
Venice: Someone in the trailer park got a laptop for Christmas.
Ryan: I’m going with an underaged trailer park occupant.
Venice: He has a wyf though.
Ryan: Like I said, I am going with an underaged trailer park occupant.
Venice: Ha, that’s true. How could someone that spells that poorly even use Google?
Ryan: Hopefully he Googles contraceptive.
Venice: Too late already… he ended up at our site.
Ryan: …
Venice: The guilt has set in. We just helped create more.
Ryan: You can’t blame yourself baby. If it wasn’t our site it would have been “A Good Woman’s Dirty Mind” or “Sex.com.” You saved your friends the guilt.
1. cumming in ass while on steroids
Ryan: Hilarious!
Venice: Ha!
Ryan: I call that a real Hulk Smash!
Venice: I call that “1 night in Chyna”
Ryan: Ha, yea that too.
Dislclaimer:
Ryan: We have no affiliation with Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce. We were not paid to promote its delicious flavor. However, if you were to try and eat gay babies, I would highly suggest getting Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce. Or if you think your husband is urinating or ejaculating on your toothbrush because you did not allow him to cum on you, use Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce as toothpaste.
Venice: Urinating?
Ryan: You are not supposed to talk on my closing disclaimer.
Venice: Oh it’s like some sort of legal thing?
Ryan: Yes. People will think we are selling Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce or promoting eating gay children with Sweet Baby Ray’s deliciousness.
Venice: It is yummy. I bet it really could make a gay baby taste like a gourmet meal.
Ryan: Gay babies… mmmmmm. Real soul food.
Small Penis Contest – Entertaining (Howard Stern)
I saw this video this morning and thought it was entertaining. We’ve blogged a few articles regarding penis size and figured this would be an interesting watch for those having a slow Monday. More info below:
In 2006, Radio host Howard Stern organized a small penis contest on air. In the background, Howard Stern had the impression he had a small package. That’s why he decided to organize this contest. Around 18 participants showed up for the radio show. They walked in naked facing four judges and Howard Stern himself. For the first time ever, the small penis men reality was exposed on a medium. Those men have a short penis but you can see they look totally healthy and have a normal life. There is no other hint in their body that would let us know they have a small penis. Additionally, the testimonies from those small penis men highlight the cruel reality of women opinion about the small penis size.
This TV show also highlights the importance of fat as a parameter for penis size. The thinner you are, the bigger your penis is. If you are overweight, you will loose penis length size because of the fat pad length. Then, you will be able to insert less length during sexual intercourse if you are overweight.
Threesome Memoirs – Our First Experience
Tonight was the night. I had a feeling something important was going to happen between Ryan, me, and our third. The first few times she was in our home, we talked, and the most we ever did was kiss. The week prior, I texted to her that the next time we got together, I would be ready; I would ravage her; I wanted to taste her.
I’d been preparing all week for this anticipated night. Down below, I was shaved flawlessly, even got Ryan to inspect for straggling hairs, then used cocoa butter to smooth out my skin. I made sure my body was entirely fresh and smelling good.
Before she arrived, Ryan and I took a few shots of rum, but it didn’t kick in. Still sober, I hugged her when she came in and walked with her to the kitchen. Ansy, I do not remember much of the conversation, but we did talk for a while before moving to our bedroom. She sat on one of the sofa chairs across from me as I sat on the couch. “Come sit by me,” I coaxed her. She got up to sit by me. The skirt she was wearing was long and tight. All I could think about was the last time she was here when she wore a short summer dress and sitting on that same sofa chair; I was sitting on the floor eye level to her crotch as she sat Indian-style with the hem of her skirt conveniently pull over her thighs. Back then (two weeks ago) I was nervous to look; I didn’t want to appear perverted. I did, however, steal a few glances in between as I faked looking around the room. Tonight, I, myself, wore a short spaghetti-strap dress with no bra or panties underneath. I knew I was ready. I was hoping she was pantiless under her skirt, too.
She moved to the floor and said she wanted to face me when we talked, so I followed and sat across from her, my knees touching hers. “Can I tell you something?” She nodded her head. “When we first met and I didn’t know you very well yet, I had a lot of boundaries. But as I got to know you, I started to like you as a person. I began to trust you. Ryan and I trust you. With this trust, my boundaries have been loosened. I used to tell him, ‘If anything ever happens with another woman, I don’t want you touching or feeling her, I don’t even want you to look at her.’ Now, I have this woman here, you, who I trust will respect my wishes and has gained my trust.” I was being sincere and it was such a relief to feel that uncertainly about her being lifted off my shoulders. If anything happened between all of us, I wanted to let her know that she had done right by me and I could concentrate on enjoying my new found sexuality.