The tape that made Kim Kardashian famous and the only thing we will ever remember what’s his name for.
In February 2007, a pornographic home video with The Sinbad Show child actor, Ray J, made with former girlfriend Kim Kardashian in 2003 was made public. Kardashian sued Vivid Entertainment for ownership of the tape. In late April 2007, Kardashian dropped the suit and settled with Vivid Entertainment for $5 million.
Ray J mysteriously ended up with 5 new cars and a mansion yet had nothing to do with selling the tape to Vivid to begin with. It must have been all that big UPN money he made with his sister Brandy on Moesha. I also think Ray J did some sort of music once, but most of us remember him from his role as the foster son in The Sinbad Show, and everyone knows he got that Sinbad money. Our point? Ray J, you may have “Hit It First” — after a long line of guys that hit it before you that weren’t getting that sister’s coattail money, but that’s your legacy. Let’s see how much we can mentally erase you from each scene as we try to watch Kanye West’s baby momma, Kim Kardashian, get busy.
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Venice’s Review:
Quality: 2
Entertainment Value: 2
Star Factor: 4
Skill Level: 1
The Woman: 4.5
The Man: 2
Sexual Value: 1
What can you say about this sex tape? Ray J is an out of date RnB singer and child star that no one really had an interest in seeing make a sex tape. However, his at the time girlfriend ended up with a vagina that would make her millions. The sex is awful, Kim Kardashian apparently thinks all you have to do is lay there with a big ass and look pretty. Being that little Ray J is controlling all the action, it really is just something you watch out of curiosity.
Ryan’s Review:
Quality: 2
Entertainment Value: 2
Star Factor: 4
Skill Level: 1
The Woman: 3.5
The Man: 1
Sexual Value: 1
The video that made Kim Kardashian famous. The video that got her married to Kanye West. The video that has her posting nudes for magazine covers almost 10 years later. Other than watching possibly the worst sex ever between two celebrities, you will feel much better about your own bedroom skills. However, you probably aren’t fucking a 100 million dollar pussy.