A Gentleman’s Guide To Making Your Ass More Enjoyable For Women To Eat
My First Time Eating A Man’s Ass
In a previous article about eating ass, we included this experience about my first time going down on a man. I will share again, because it goes very well with the topic of how a man can make his ass more enjoyable for a woman to eat. Guide To Licking Your Man’s Ass
One night, my husband (boyfriend at the time) and I was talking on the phone. He was away in college and we were talking about things we wanted to try over Christmas break. To be honest, long distance and talking over the phone helped us more than anything ever could. When we were together physically, we tended to shut down our line of communication, and just act and react. We talked, but it wasn’t necessarily deep. We kiss, say cute things, fuck, then go about our day like everything is perfect. No real communication. I do believe, that had we not had time apart, it would have took much longer for him to communicate that he had a desire to have his ass licked. This was over 20 years ago, so it wasn’t a common thing. In fact, it wasn’t anything I had heard a girl did to her man. Just totally unexplored territory. In hindsight, I thought giving a rim job was a joke about gay sex, because I had always heard the term “tossing salad“, but never thought it was a real thing.
Tossing Salad Woman’s Guide To Licking Your Man’s Ass
This actually originated on an HBO documentary called “Prisoners of the War on Drugs” produced in 1996. In the film, there’s a segment called “Tossed Salad man” who describes to a reporter one of the ways another prisoner might pay for drugs or pay off a drug debt. It involves having the person apply some jelly from a jelly packet to his ass hole and then sucking his asshole like it was a pussy, while he jacked off…
We’ve also heard, they can apply salad dressing from a salad packet. Anything to change the flavor.
It gets into A LOT more detail than that, as well as a few other “methods of payment” they practiced inside the prison…
The same year, the comedian Chris Rock, having seen the film, worked the term into his stand-up comedy routine. It has been heard in other places since, including movies like Me, Myself and Irene, when Jim Carey is viewing the Chris Rock comedy special on TV…
Here is a clip of the original HBO film:
Okay, so now you know where I had to take my mind to. A dark place. I had to prepare myself for prison life. A live or die mind-set here. Just a young girl trying to survive…
It didn’t matter. I was newly in love and nothing would have intimidated me. I would have agreed to try anything, if he had brought it up. I was ready to toss his salad, no jelly or salad dressing needed.
During Christmas break, he was staying with me at my house. My mom would leave for work each day so this is when I would go downstairs and explore all the things a girl will explore when her boyfriend is living with her. Oral sex, cum shots, having sex 13 times in a day. You know, the things we do when we are allowed to actually have our boyfriend live with us!
As Christmas break neared an end, he got up the nerve to say to me, in a nervous shaky voice, “Do you want to try to lick me down there?”
Shocked, I asked, “Do you want another blow job?” I had no idea.
He didn’t make eye contact and responded, “No, my ass.”
My heart dropped. Not because it was gross or because I wouldn’t do it. But because for the first time, I was going to face something sexually that I hadn’t thought about 100 times. I had thought about giving a blow job for the first time. I had thought about a guy going down on me for the first time. I had thought about having a guy on top of me as he pushes his penis inside my body. I had even stuck things in myself to see what it would feel like. So when my boyfriend and I were together sexually, nothing intimidated me. I had already done it in my head so many times, it felt natural. And I loved the thought of it, so it felt right. But this? Licking his asshole? I had never thought of doing that to anyone. Not once, in all my teenage years, did I sit in bed late at night and imagine myself putting my face down on a man’s ass, and sticking my tongue out to taste his butt hole. No way.
This may be hard to relate to, because these days anal play and rim jobs are much more common. Porn and quick access to any type of fetish, is just a click away. But back then? Unheard of. More woman’s guide to licking your man’s ass below.
Still, I played it cool. I lead him into the downstairs room and bent him over a day bed we had against the wall. Without saying anything, I slid his shorts down. This is probably the most unromantic story ever. We had just gotten out of the shower, so I knew he would be clean. Much like two young kids exploring their privates for the first time. I had my boyfriend’s ass exposed, with his shorts around his ankles, bending down on the bed in front of me. I got down to my knees behind him and spread his butt cheeks. I remember saying, “It looks like a balloon knot.” We both started laughing. I could see his face turning bright red, embarrassed, and still totally exposed to me. I leaned forward and barely stuck the tip of my tongue on the rim of his anus. I think I was down there for about 2 or 3 seconds licking his rim when he pushed away from me and said, “Okay that’s enough!” He was embarrassed, but totally satisfied and happy. He didn’t really want to feel the sensation, or hadn’t really came up with a kinky fantasy regarding getting his ass licked, he just was really turned on that I would do that for him. He felt loved. He knew he had a girl who would do anything for him. And I knew I had a man I’d do anything for. It was so silly, so innocent, and yet, something I never thought I would do to another person. The nerves made me feel so good inside. Like I was naughty.
THE GENTLEMAN’S GUIDE TO MAKING YOUR ASS MORE EDIBLE
Given that we’ve reached the peak in ass eating, most men now have no qualms with eating a woman’s ass. There was a time when discussing if you would even go down on a woman was a topic, but now most men brag about how much they enjoy eating a woman’s ass. And as this becomes the norm in sex, women want to return the favor. And this is the new taboo. Is it okay for a man to get his ass ate and brag about it? Enjoy it? Let’s go through the psychology behind having your ass eaten and talk with Charlie Glickman, a sex coach and relationships expert, and author of The Ultimate Guide to Prostate Pleasure: Erotic Exploration for Men and Their Partners:
One thing people don’t realize is that your pelvic floor reflects your emotional state. That’s where we get the phrase “tight ass” from. The more stressed out you are, the tighter your pelvic floor becomes — in the same way a dog or a cat tucks their tail under when they’re scared. Being present in your ass doesn’t mean you have to try anal play, but it begins with paying attention to that part of your body. Anal stimulation is one way people start doing this, especially because of how much it relaxes the body. We have this cultural attitude that men do and women receive when talking about heterosexual dynamics, so it can be a change of pace for men and their partners to explore that in reverse.
Other guys are worried receiving anal pleasure makes them gay. But it’s who you want to have sex with that defines your orientation, not any particular sex act. From a sexological perspective, anything that people with two different genders do is heterosexual sex. Now, whenever trying something new, it’s always a good idea to start off making it a side dish rather than the main course. Maybe she starts off with a blow job that progressively moves a little further down until it becomes rimming. Or while receiving rimming, your partner can also use their hand on your penis, or you can use your own hand on your penis. Basically make rimming an “add-on,” because it can be more comfortable for a lot of guys if they begin receiving this pleasure when combined with a kind of pleasure they already know.
Either way, try to create as much emotional and physical comfort for yourself as possible. Get into a position that feels good. For some people, that’s lying on their back with a pillow under their hips and raising their knees to their chest. For others, it might mean standing on the floor and bending over the end of the bed or lying down face down flat on the bed. Others might get on their hands and knees. Every guy is different. So communicate personal information about what might make you feel most comfortable or get you off before you begin.
The biggest question I get from guys is about hygiene. If it’s been a hot day and maybe you’ve gotten a little sweaty, you might want to take a shower and have a quick rinse off. You can also do the little bird bath thing with a washcloth in the sink. Most people have body hair, and a lot of guys have a lot of hair around their anus. As such, you might feel more comfortable giving or receiving rimming if the receiver shaves or waxes. It’s just a way of keeping things a little neater down there.
What Do You Think Makes Eating A Man’s Ass More Enjoyable?
So we decided to move away from what others think and directly ask you. What do you think makes eating a man’s ass more enjoyable?
We surveyed our readers and have received a few great tips on what makes it more enjoyable to eat a man’s ass.
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