Have A Sexy Christmas – Goodbye 2019!

Have A Sexy Christmas – Goodbye 2019!

Let’s set the mood right for our sexy Christmas blog this year.  If you love National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation and lo fi music, let the needle drop…

 

2019 and The Bloggs are still naughty as ever!

Happy Holidays!

This introduction just keeps getting longer!  We have now republished this article every year since 2012. Unfortunately it’s not easy to come up with new ideas for a sexy Christmas photo shoot when you did 25 days straight in the original.  Our little wet noses and perky ears are dried up and saggy now!  Our ideas are stale.  So instead of doing more photos… 

…wait a second, as I am writing this I just came up with an idea to maybe reshoot every single photo as close as possible to the original!  7 years later.   Oh gosh, our bodies have gotten much older!  But maybe that could be a fun project!

*Edit.  After starting off the month strong, we realized that taking a photo each day just wasn’t something we had time to do!  So instead, we took a few of our favorites and turned them into a 2019 remix.   

Also make sure you check out “Naughty Selfies – Santas Little Helper

Sexy Christmas Past

Back in 2012 when we started our blog, Venice and I wanted to find a sexy way to celebrate Christmas and December.  We came up with the idea to do a photo shoot every day up until Christmas.  I believe it all started on December 1, 2012, when I asked Venice if she wanted to do a photo shoot with me cumming all over her milk and cookies.  Of course she jumped at the opportunity because she loves taking photos, and definitely doesn’t have a problem eating cookies and cream during the holidays (this photo shoot also inspired our January 2013, month long photo shoot of facials / and Venice swallowing  each day of the month).

From there it spiraled into us setting up a second Christmas tree specifically for photo shoots.  We’d message each other throughout the day and plan our next shot.  It was fun, but it was also a lot of work.

Even though the photos are from 2012, they are still timeless and we enjoy sharing them.  Welcome to the month of December!   Happy holidays everyone!

Sexy Christmas Present

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A few extra photos we took this season for fun.  

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And with that said, hopefully you guys have a Merry Christmas!  Need ideas for outfits for an adult Christmas party or spicing up your own social media account?   No, not a sponsor.  Just a few great outfits for Christmas that you guy may want to check out and try on for yourself!  

7 Years – Our Christmas Past and Present (s) – Santa’s Sex Workshop

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Santa’s Sex Workshop

It all started in December 2012 with our 25 day photo shoot we did leading up until Christmas.   It was actually a bigger task than we thought it would be.   But we had fun and 25 days of memories.  Now, in 2019, we are going to try and do a more comedic approach maybe.  Maybe sexy.  We will try to reverse roles and see how the pictures turn out.  I assume silly as hell, but it should be fun…

Let’s stop the intro there for this one….

Look closely at the picture above.  Because we did try a role reversal photo.  We set up a smaller tree, the train tracks, and even had a yo-yo, although a different color.  And let me just say, the panties were no longer pink, but more of an off grey with a touch of pink.  Yes, we still had the same panties!  The ass was that of an old hairy man with skinny legs (me?!), and the bulge was an actual hairy ball sack.  In my mind, it could have been great.  If I was young with a sublime ass.  If I was still shaving and perfectly trimmed.  If I had been doing squats for the last 10 years and my body was a perfect sculpture of the statue of David.  Alas, this photo shoot wasn’t meant to be published.  If you are on social media and happened to click in, you are welcome.   If you just came by the blog for the first time, you are welcome too!  But thankfully it’s the spirit of Christmas here at our blog, and it’s the thought that counts!

What I did do last night for the first time was put on a pair of my wife’s old panties.  This isn’t something I ever found sexy to look at, but I did get a strong feeling of connection.  So much so, that I suggest I start wearing her used panties the next day after she wore them.  I know, I am embarrassed even typing that.  A bit emasculating, but my response from her was pretty intense.  My wife said, “That would be so hot.  Like almost complete pussy and body worship.”   So we will see what happens with that.

Otherwise, let me add to our previous blog.  Here is our favorite little hidden gem we found last year when we were making a lo fi Christmas playlist.  Our new tradition for our December 1 blog:  We LOVE the movie National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.

*edit:  We added the photo from the 2019 photo shoot.  This is your last warning.  lol.  Do not scroll down unless you want to see old man ass in pink panties!  

Christmas Past – December 2, 2012

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Christmas Past – December 2, 2019 

 

Sorry guys, Venice made me post it!  I warned you!

 

7 Years – Our Christmas Past and Present (s)

7 Years – Our Christmas Past and Present (s)

Cookies and Cream

It all started in December 2012 with our Chocolate Chip Cookies with Nut photo shoot.  After that photo shoot we decided to take a picture every day leading up to Christmas.  It was actually a bigger task than we thought it would be.   But we had fun and 25 days of memories.  Now, in 2019, we are going to try and do a more comedic approach maybe.  Maybe sexy.  We will try to reverse roles and see how the pictures turn out.  I assume silly as hell, but it should be fun.  Although we will not do every day, as some of the sexy shots redone would be more gross than funny or sexy.  We will try to keep it classy and redo the photos that can work both ways.   For example, cookies n’ cream!  For those of you that have been around since the beginning, it should be entertaining.  You can check the original 2012 photo shoot post here.

Also, here is our favorite little hidden gem we found last year when we were making a lo fi Christmas playlist.  Our new tradition for our December 1 blog:  We LOVE the movie National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.

If you didn’t get the Christmas feels from that song, then you may not have a soul!  Talk about taking us back to our childhood and just blasting our ears with holiday greatness.  Love it! 

Let’s get back to the photos.  Below you will see our original idea with the silly border (at the time we loved it).  We kept the same vibe and spirit and left the border the same.  Enjoy.

Christmas Past – December 1, 2012

Christmas Present – December 1, 2019

Damn, we are packing this blog with all types of neat stuff!  Perfect song for this blog, Lukas Graham’s 7 Years…

 

Christmas Photo Shoot – Have a Sexy Christmas

Dusty Rose – Lights!   Enjoy the tunes while browsing through our Christmas Gallery!

Sexy ChristmasBack in 2012 when we started our blog, Venice and I wanted to find a sexy way to celebrate Christmas and December.  We came up with the idea to do a photo shoot every day up until Christmas.  I believe it all started on December 1, 2012, when I asked Venice if she wanted to do a photo shoot with me cumming all over her milk and cookies.  Of course she jumped at the opportunity because she loves taking photos, and definitely doesn’t have a problem eating cookies and cream during the holidays.

From there it spiraled into us setting up a second Christmas tree specifically for photo shoots.  We’d message each other throughout the day and plan our next shot.  It was fun, but it was also a lot of work.

Even though the photos are from 2012, they are still timeless and we enjoy sharing them.  Welcome to the month of December!   Happy holidays everyone!

TAGS: sexy christmas

The December Photo Shoot – Have A Sexy Christmas

Sexy ChristmasBack in 2012 when we started our blog, Venice and I wanted to find a sexy way to celebrate Christmas and December.  We came up with the idea to do a photo shoot every day up until Christmas.  I believe it all started on December 1, 2012, when I asked Venice if she wanted to do a photo shoot with me cumming all over her milk and cookies.  Of course she jumped at the opportunity because she loves taking photos, and definitely doesn’t have a problem eating cookies and cream during the holidays (this photo shoot also inspired our January 2013, month long photo shoot of facials / and Venice swallowing  each day of the month).

From there it spiraled into us setting up a second Christmas tree specifically for photo shoots.  We’d message each other throughout the day and plan our next shot.  It was fun, but it was also a lot of work.

Even though the photos are from 2012, they are still timeless and we enjoy sharing them.  Welcome to the month of December!   Happy holidays everyone!

TAGS: sexy christmas