Each week we will post our most outrageous search terms that people used to find our website that week. Ryan and I will then share our own thoughts and hopefully entertain you guys or at least make the search term make a little less sense.
Each search term was gathered by wordpress and/or google statistics and they are all very real search terms. Each search term was used by some person in the world that ended up on our page.
10. swallow the juice of life semen Ryan: The juice of life huh? Sounds like something you’d say. Venice: I’ll admit, in the heat of the moment, I definitely see myself saying something crazy like “Let me swallow your juice of life.” Ryan: Way worse, but yea.
9. who likes to gag on deepthroat, forums Venice: Maybe they meant deepthroat forearms? Ryan: I think it’s interesting people are searching for forums specifically to find others to socialize with that like to gag on deepthroat. Venice: Sub -Forum: Vomit or Swallow Ryan: Sub-Forum: Tonsil Problems Venice: Sub-Forum: Sword Tricks Ryan: Sub-Forum: Bulimia Venice: Forum Topic: Deepthroating has helped smash my tonsil stones. Ryan: Forum Topic: Can you deepthroat with strep throat? Venice: Forum Topic:Stomach acids have melted my husband’s penis head. Ryan: Real nice Venice. Venice: Strep throat? Ryan: Tonsil stones? Venice: Let’s move on before this gets ugly. Ryan: Your momma.
8. watching bf’s penis shrink after he cums Venice: That usually happens when I wash cotton shirts in warm water. Ryan: Learn how to wash your cocks ladies. We do not like shrinking. Venice: Ladies, think, clothes pins and hang dry. Ryan: Ladies, think, that isn’t funny and a very nasty break up.
7. fellatio puking Venice: Personally, I like seeing fellatio puking Ryan: I’ve seen it a few times. Venice: You’ll see it a few more. Ryan: Deal.
6. huge clit home Venice: I think this search term came up after we posted the guy who won the smallest penis contest Ryan: Ha! Possibly.
5. could female porn actresses have orgasms during film sessions? Venice: I am under the impression everything in porn is real. Ryan: For sure. All female porn stars have 10 orgasms in 5 minutes. Venice: “Oh Daddy, you’re the best.” Ryan: I believe her.
4. adults fucking for real sex drive photos Ryan: I don’t think you can capture someone’s sex drive with photos. Venice: Well, you know how when you’re driving and you run a red light they will have hidden cameras that take your picture? Maybe they could do that with our genitals? Ryan: Are you being serious right now? Venice: Oh my god, your face would be so funny looking if a camera inside my vagina took a picture while you ate me out. Ryan: Uh huh. Venice: Eyes all closed, making lovey faces all proud you are tasting my pussy. Ryan: Whatever.
3. She makes me wear butt plugs Ryan: Not my type of woman. Venice: Oh Ryan, don’t worry sweetie, I promise it won’t hurt a bit. Ryan: Real cute V.
2. I made my husband swallow his own cum Ryan: Sounds familiar. Venice: I can see her now… keeping his mouth open with a speculum and using a funnel Ryan: That doesn’t sound familiar at all, what the fuck? Why are you looking at me and smiling? Venice: Oh nothing. Ryan: I don’t think so V. No pictures, no blogging about it, no funnels or speculums, not happening, no way. Venice: Whatever you say Ryan. Ryan: I’m serious, quit smiling.
1. what is the effect of swallowing sperm on the hips of women? Ryan: I think it keeps your hips in great shape. In fact, I’ve heard that swallowing cum actually burns fat. It takes more energy to digest semen, meaning semen has negative calories. If you were to eat semen all day you would absolutely lose weight. You could probably just give up exercise all together and just swallow cum all day and let your digestive system work your fat away. You’re welcome fellas. Venice: Are you done? Ryan: Maybe, why? Venice: First, false. That’s celery. Second, you could sleep and burn more fat than eating celery all day. Third, in a way you are right, because the alternative to swallowing may end up giving you “child bearing hips.” Ryan: So either way, you’re saying, swallowing is good right? Venice: Quit smiling.
First of all, please check out our older article: 31 Days of Cum Shots. If you go to the photo gallery every single day has a story. I did various things with his cum, including letting him cum in my morning chai and sending him pictures throughout the day of me finishing him/my cup of chai. That was definitely a fun and a creative way to turn my husband on. I believe there was another day where my husband came inside me and then took a spoon to scrape up the cum that spilled out of my vagina and spoon-fed me. This was also amazing because it wasn’t just his cum, it was both of our bodies together. Very intimate and fun. Speaking of mixing body fluids, you could try a vagina cocktail.
Sometimes I will hold his cum in my mouth and he will stick his dick back into my vagina and start fucking me again. He is multi-orgasmic. The whole time he fucks me, he is looking down at me while I play with his cum in my mouth. Exactly as he orgasms the second time I will open my mouth and let him see me swallow his first load…
For me, my man’s semen is like icing on the cake (or cookie), semi-literally speaking. Every time we have sex, getting to see my husband orgasm is my goal. I work just as hard to make him cum (dirty talk, moving in sync with him, etc.) as he does to please me. With that being said, I feel satisfied knowing that I’ve made his hot juices flow from his dick. And that is such a turn on to me.
What I do to his cum doesn’t start when it comes out – it starts long before. When his dick is in me, I cup his balls and rub under them and tell him, “Let me massage the cum out of your balls.” I tease him. I talk about his balls as if they’re also being fucked. What I do to his cum starts BEFORE the actual orgasm.
Sometimes I stick my finger inside his anus and rub his prostate. If you haven’t tried this, try it! Right before he ejaculates you can literally feel his whole prostate swell up and harden. The cum stays inside this beautiful walnut inside his anus, and you can massage it the entire time he releases. In fact, he will release much more cum when you do this. And more cum means more to play with!
Sometimes he will ask me to keep his cum in my mouth as he heads out to work. He will let me know he is going to call me once he is on the road and tell me when to swallow. So when he calls, I can barely talk because his cum and my saliva have really built up…
Try using his first cum shot as lube for anal!
But it doesn’t stop there. After he cums, that is something entirely different. If he cums in my vagina or ass, there isn’t much I can do with it except to tell him to unload every drop in me or say, “Empty your balls out inside me.” There have been times where he will pull out as he is fucking me and cum on my anus. He will then use his own semen as lube for anal sex and fuck me again. This actually feels amazing because there is nothing close to using actual semen as lubrication. It nearly takes away all friction and makes for an extremely pleasurable experience.
Sometimes he will just cum inside me and clean my insides with his tongue. We will kiss afterwards and make out with our juices everywhere. If he cums on me, I get to put on a show. I love him watching me when I clean myself up. I will scoop his cum off my body with my fingers and lick them clean as if I’m getting the last bit of angel food cake batter out from between my fingers. As I lick, I will look him in the eyes and say “yum” with every slurp. I like to reassure him that I love his taste and that his sperm is my favorite spice. If he cums directly on my vagina, I’ll rub him into my labia and inner thighs. When I am done, I will lick my fingers clean. One of my favorite things to do to force him in my mouth so he doesn’t shoot all over the place and catch all of his cum in my mouth. I know this is simple, but nothing feels better than getting semen straight from a man’s dick. I don’t want any salt from my body, I want it pure. Straight from the source. That way nothing is wasted. Before I actually swallow, l blow bubbles, gargle, or slurp it between my lips so he can watch me play with him.
Sometimes he will ask me to keep his cum in my mouth as he heads out to work. He will let me know he is going to call me once he is on the road and tell me when to swallow. So when he calls, I can barely talk because his cum and my saliva have really built up. But it’s actually pretty sexy and intimate. To know he is in my mouth and I am waiting for him to call me and tell me to swallow while he is driving to work. You have to be creative. Sometimes I will hold his cum in my mouth and he will stick his dick back into my vagina and start fucking me again. The whole time he fucks me, he is looking down at me while I play with his cum in my mouth. My husband is multi-orgasmic. Exactly as he orgasms the second time I will open my mouth and let him see me swallow his first load. For me, it’s almost like being came in twice at the same time. It’s very intimate and exotic because I can taste his load go down my throat as I feel his penis releasing another load inside my pussy. As he orgasms, instead of his eyes rolling back or him losing focus, he is paying close attention to everything I am doing with his cum in my mouth and his load. His second orgasm is purely based off the excitement of what I am doing to his first. And if you do everything perfect, you may even get a third load in your ass, which we call a “triple threat.” It’s a very fun and powerful feeling. Imagine in a matter of seconds, swallowing a mouthful of cum as you feel a penis twitching inside your vagina. Moments later, you feel your ass being stretched as he nearly dry heaves a third load into your body. And when it’s all over, you hadn’t slept with three men or made a porn, you just satisfied the man of your dreams.
Perfect.
Instead of swallowing, I let him look down in my cum filled mouth and stick his dick back down my throat. In other words, his cum becomes my throat lube as he fucks my mouth for a second time.
Just recently, I discovered a new kind of cum play that really drives my husband wild (The first time we ever did it is actually in the article previously mentioned, you can see the story here: January 8, 2013 Cum Shot). We start out face-fucking, and as you may or may not know, when a man cums and his dick is plunged deep into your throat, the semen goes straight down and you cannot taste or feel anything. But here is the twist: instead of being all the way in me when he cums, he will pull out of my throat and fill my mouth up with his first huge cum shot. Instead of swallowing, I let him look down in my cum filled mouth and stick his dick back down my throat. In other words, his cum becomes my throat lube as he fucks my mouth a second time. I absolutely do not swallow to make sure his whole cum shot covers his dick as he again fucks my throat. After a few seconds, I can feel his hard wet dick drive so deep in my throat his ball piercing and crotch grinds into my teeth. This time, instead of pulling out, he unloads his second cumshot deep in my throat, I can feel his urethra pipe on the underside of his shaft twitching on my tongue and his balls spasming on my lips. I can also watch as anus tighten and loosen with each release. Afterwards, the semen from both the first and second orgasms are pushed down my slippery, well-lubed throat. It can get sloppy from my spit, cum, and tears, but it’s extremely hot, submissive, and downright sexy!
There is so much more you can do with your man’s cum if you really wanted to go above and beyond. Attitude is everything and a paid porn star eating her co-star’s cum off an ice cream sandwich shouldn’t be able to out perform you. Is money more powerful than love? For me, it’s not. I will proudly do anything with Ryan’s cum, including the most insane ideas I can come up with, like sniffing his whole cum shot off a mirror.
Let him cum onto a mirror. If you want to be cute, take a credit card and shape his ropes into a long line. Glide your nose across the mirror and sniff his cum like he is a drug. If you do it right, you can open your mouth when you are done and show him all the cum you just sniffed. And then swallow him as well….
Other Creative Things Can You Do With Your Man’s Cum
Cum popsicle or sperm ice cubes
Simply ejaculate your man into a shot glass and add kool-aid or water to the glass. Put a small toothpick through a small piece of paper that you lay on top of the shot glass (so it stays centered) and put the shot glass in the freezer. After a few hours, you can either use the sperm ice cube in an adult drink and enjoy your man later, or let him use the ice cube on your nipples and vagina as foreplay the next time you want to spice things up. If you want to get extremely creative, mix his cum with water and make an ice dildo.
Cum Lube
Much like the previous idea, save his semen in the freezer so you can use it later. Rather than leaving it ice, warm it up to use as lube. No, his semen will not go bad. There is nothing on earth that is a better lube than his semen. It’s what all lubes try to emulate. Whether it be for a night you plan anal, an intense vaginal session, or just a sexy hand job. Or if you want to get real nasty, pour his warmed semen all over his penis and give him a blow job. Much like my stories above, you can blow his mind tasting his cum the entire time his new orgasm builds. If he is multi orgasmic, you can do this in a single sitting. If he is not, simply have him cum into a shot glass and let him know you want to save it for later. Trust me, he will let you.
Cum Shots
Great idea, especially if you both are already drinking and get a bit horny. You can turn it into a game if you like. If you can make him cum faster than 10 minutes, he has to take the shot. If you can’t, you have to take it. Either way, it’s fun.
Just go down on him and give him a blow job. Make sure you have a shot glass handy. When he is about to cum, stroke him off into the shot glass. Add some rum and take the shot. And that’s a whole other type of cum shot.
Sniffing His Cum Off A Mirror Like A Drug
Let him cum onto a mirror. If you want to be cute, take a credit card and shape his ropes into a long line. Glide your nose across the mirror and sniff his cum like he is a drug. If you do it right, you can open your mouth when you are done and show him all the cum you just sniffed. Yes, you can actually hack it up from the back of your throat back into your mouth. And then swallow him. For me, this clears my sinuses. And surprisingly, no it doesn’t burn.
Cum Cocktail / Sex Cocktail Inside Your Vagina
This one is a bit extreme, but we enjoy it. We called it a sex cocktail because it deals with a lot more than just cum. However, cum is an ingredient. First you give each other oral sex. Make sure you give him extremely sloppy head so his entire shaft has that deep saliva, that only comes up when you gag all over him. This is your lube and a key ingredient to your sex cocktail. He should also eat your pussy and make sure he digs his tongue up into your hole. You also want to be as sloppy as possible. You can also both spit on his during sex to make sure you have enough saliva ingredient inside you. This is optional, but if you squirt or can control your urine, pee a little and let him do the same. I will squirt throughout the session to make sure I add my flavor. My husband has a bit of trouble peeing while erect, so he will stop and concentrate for a few moments and just fill me up with his urine. At this point, it’s a mess. He will then stick his dick back inside me and fuck me until we both cum. At the end of the session, we should have double saliva, double urine, double cum, and my vagina totally full of all this flavor. I will get up and we will 69 each other. I get to taste myself on his dick, he gets to drink the cocktail out of my body.
This isn’t everything you can do with a sex cocktail, but we will save the Bloody Mary version for a different day.
Cum Seasoning
The taste of his cum on your meal will not ruin the flavor. Depending on what you are eating, you won’t even be able to taste it. What it will do is elevate how much your man loves you and thinks about you. Take a serving of his cum, throw it in with an ego, fry it. Scrambled eggs and sperm. Maybe even throw some ketchup on it if you want to get crazy!
Don’t forget to ask him if he would like to try it himself.
Even on his worse day, if you left him for whatever reason, he’d always remember this type of thing and know you were one of the wildest women he has ever been with. Goals right? For some of us ladies who actually do enjoy the flavor, it just makes our food better. Win, win.
Coffee and Cream, A Long Day At Work and Selfies
I’ve used my husband’s cum inside my coffee for cream a lot. The catch here isn’t just that you worship his cum enough to enjoy it all throughout your work day, but you also send selfies of yourself drinking the coffee. Your man loves watching you swallow him right? So how about he watches you drink an entire coffee, for a span of 4 hours, slowly swallowing him and your morning coffee. This is something we did as one of my 31 days of swallowing cum years ago. But it was so fun I still do it every now and then just to tease him.
Sexy right?
Facetime
So all these cool things we have done with our cum in this blog but I haven’t even said one of the most basic ideas. The classic facial. Sexy huh? Well, how about you save his cum one morning and store it however you like. Whether it be plastic bag, a sippy cup, or whatever tickles your fantasy. Later in the day, call your husband while he is at work on Facetime and give him some…well, face time. Let him know you have his morning cum and let him watch you drip it down onto your face and mouth for him to watch. Chances are, no woman has ever done anything like this for him in his life. Well, be that woman.
Ladies, this is about making memories. Do you think he will ever forget the time you called him at work over Facetime and gave yourself a facial with his morning cum 8 hours later? Of course he won’t. Imagine the possibilities of a long distance relationship and saving his cum during a visit, so when back home you can turn him on again, while also enjoying him when you miss him the most.
If you want to be even more creative, there are a lot of new toys where you can play with each other long distance. Most of these toys use your phone to function. So while he uses his phone to make your vibrator vibrate to his touch, wouldn’t it be nice to have some of his cum saved to use as lube/drip on your lips/swallow while he watches you cum for him over Facetime?
I am a few weeks shy of turning 27 and I have yet to settle down into a relationship and career. I have gone through several different job choices since finishing high school. Don’t get me wrong – it’s not as if I’m trying different jobs and failing, but I’m pretty good at everything I’ve attempted. I’ve been in a few long-term relationships, but I always seem to cut those short, too. Is that normal for someone my age? Do you have any insight?
Venice’s response: I completely understand and can relate because I was in a somewhat similar situation. Although my parents are still married, there were a lot infidelity accusations. My mom turned to me as a confidante, which wasn’t a bad thing, but it made me doubt a man’s loyalty. It made me question if all men were cheaters and if I could ever stay with a man who didn’t treat me like a queen. Similarly, I wasn’t career-oriented either. I had a job, but it wasn’t a career.
It wasn’t until Ryan and I started getting serious with each other did I begin to think about settling down. We spent so much time talking, discussing, and ensuring we knew what the other wanted. He knew I had a history of not being committed to one person because no one ever showed me how a girl should be treated, so he let me know loyalty was his priority with me. He told me he loved me every day; he told me how beautiful I was; he told me how lucky he was to have found me – basically he changed my mind about there never being a man who would be 100% loyal to me – his heart, his mind, and his soul belonged to me, and that was a good feeling. My confidence in there being a man who was meant only for me grew stronger. I knew that the decisions we made were going to benefit us as a married couple, to strengthen us, and to make us a powerful team. After we got married, he encouraged me to finish school and focus on a career – two things that would not only help me, but our family. I knew I had a man who I could trust and therefore trust in the decisions we made in our lives.
With that being said, I believe that we all have an inner drive that pushes us – but only so far. With the help of someone we love, we can go even further than we’d ever imagined. It seemed like i had trust issues, and in turn, it made me not want to commit to anything (love, relationships, career, etc.). And when my faith in finding a good man was restored, everything just fell into place. As cheesy as it sounds, the right person can be the driving force to every good decision you make.
It seems like you have the capabilities to be happy in a long-term relationship and brains to be successful in any career that makes you happy. But the first step is allowing yourself to trust someone and give that person a chance to make you happy. Once that hurdle is overcome, so much good can come into your life. All you have to do is let it.
Ryan’s response: Well, usually I do not read Venice’s answer prior to writing my own, but that really is a tough answer to follow.
Every person is different so I do not think what is right for you at 27 was right for me at 27. I came from a broken up family and unfortunately, moved my entire life. This wasn’t by choice. I went to 3 different middle schools and 4 different high schools. Just to put that into perspective, my entire life was moving and all I wanted it to do was stop. I wanted something that wouldn’t change, someone that wouldn’t leave me, someone that wouldn’t hurt me, and someone I could trust would always be there for me. I didn’t just want it, I needed it. By the time I was 18 I felt extremely unhappy and had never been in a real relationship. I don’t just mean with a female, I mean I never even had a real friend. I learned a lesson in commitment from the other side. As much as I wanted to hold on to a friendship or stay in touch, noone else had that same urgency. I can say with all sincerity, I was the last person to write all my friends before the letters stopped. For me, all I wanted was a friend. I wasn’t only open to commitment, I was dying for it. And then I met Venice. I guess you can fill in the rest of this paragraph with Venice’s.
If you feel you have commitment issues, maybe see a counselor. If you feel you just aren’t looking to settle down, then who are we to say that your feelings are wrong? Whether it be a career or a long term boyfriend, there is no right or wrong. I have learned that there is expected and disappointment, which we tend to turn into right or wrong. You have to live for yourself. When you feel it’s time, then it’s time.
Each week we will post our most outrageous search terms that people used to find our website that week. Ryan and I will then share our own thoughts and hopefully entertain you guys or at least make the search term make a little less sense.
Each search term was gathered by wordpress and/or google statistics and they are all very real search terms. Each search term was used by some person in the world that ended up on our page.
10. super deepthroat / megadildo deepthroat Ryan: Sounds exciting. Venice: Sounds like an amazing se-XMen movie. Ryan: The Return of Magneto and Mandingo Venice: se-Xmen Origins: Polverine. Ryan: … Venice: Professor seX and PipeCrawler Ryan: I’m done. Venice: The Colossus and Longshot Ryan: Done? Venice: Cyclops and Cumfire Released Venice: The Beast andCockheed Do Dallas Ryan: Seriously, I only know Magneto and Wolverine. Mine are all used up. Venice: Marvel Girl’s Rising Phoenix Ryan: Nerd. Venice: Hayyyterrr.
9. i lost a bet and sucked another mans cock Venice: I have to wonder if this type of bet is contractually binding? Ryan: Well, it is an oral agreement. Venice: I see what you did there. Ryan: Depending on his size, it could have been a pinky promise. Venice: Just stop… Ryan: What? The guy lost a bet so he needs to suck it up and pay the piper. Venice: I just think this is one of those bets a guy should welch on. Ryan: Listen, all we have is our balls and our word… Venice: …and apparently another man’s balls in your mouth. Ryan: Oh god. If a man says he is going to mow your grass, well damnit, he better not let the weeds grow. Venice: If I was a man and I found out the weeds squirted sperm in my face, your yard would be a damn forest. 8. pics of women who will swallow my cum Venice: Is he looking for pictures of women that would possibly swallow his cum? Ryan: Hmmm, kind of like a classified ad. Venice: “Wanted: Woman who will swallow my cum. Must be a woman. Must have a mouth. Please send selfie shots to willyouswallowmycum19283@hotmail.com”
7. my husband wants to let our baby suck his dick Ryan: Not cool at all. Venice: What the fuck.
6. what women think of anal cum shits Venice: Truly a question for the ages. Ryan: Listen, I’m still not over the last one. Like, seriously, why put the baby term on the list and then follow up with cum shits? Venice: You’re welcome.
5. lol dildo swallowed Venice: I don’t see what’s so funny. Ryan: All your lulz are belong to us. Venice: Really Ryan? Ryan: What? The person thinks it’s funny to swallow dildos. Nothing wrong with that. Venice: Okay Mr. Funny Guy, how about you make me laugh. Ryan: …
4. biggest dick ever been deepthroated Venice: I’m flattered this person was led to us Ryan: You’re flattered? So am I, unfortunately he was extremely let down. Venice: Ha! Stop. Ryan: Not laughing. Venice: All your lulz are not belong to us!?
3. i let him see my vagnia Venice: Since when did we become a confession booth? Ryan: I don’t think God has any problem with vagnias. Venice: We should Urban Dictionary some of these terms we get. Ryan: Well, what exactly does vagnia mean to you V? Venice: Vag-ni-a (noun): A 6th sense found in females that gives them power to control a male Ryan: Oh that term is already in Urban Dictionary. It’s called Pussy Whipped.
2. will my wife enjoy wearing a butt plug during sex Venice: What the hell. Why don’t you ask her? Ryan: Actually, I googled that term and clicked our site to see if you would answer it on Freaky Friday. Venice: I hope you are fucking kidding me. Ryan: Well? Venice: Well what? Ryan: Will my wife enjoy wearing a butt plug during sex? Venice: Done. Ryan: This is my new form of communication. Google terms and somehow have it lead back to our page so you can answer my questions. Venice: So smartie, how well did that whole, ‘get an answer’ thing work out for you? Ryan: Well, give me a chance to perfect this communication technique. Venice: Done.
1. if i swallow my own sperm from masterbating will i get a disease Ryan: This depends on what exactly you do prior to swallowing your sperm. Let’s say you sperm into a nice cold bottle of delicious syphilis on a hot day, it may be possible. Venice: I like the way you make that bottle of mountain brewed syphilis delight almost sound wonderful. Ryan: Well, it did make me thirsty… Venice: Do you want me to give you a minute alone in the bathroom or something? Ryan: Hmph.
What were my first thoughts when I read: Alyssa Milano Releases a Sex Tape?
I thought, oh god, not her, not my myprecious Samantha Micelli. Not my save a buck or two Eva Savelot. Wasn’t Pathology or Poison Ivy already sex tape enough? Plus she is so damn nice on twitter, I was beginning to Fear the worse. I bet she’d even retweet me if I asked nicely enough! She is such a Charmer.
I will admit, I did grow up with her on Who’s The Boss. Yes, we grew up together in more ways than one. My childhood’s Deadly Sins. It was either Wendy Cooper from Wonder Years, Punky Brewster, Laura Ingalls from Little House on The Prairie, or Samantha Micelli from Who’s The Boss. I won’t mention Saved By The Bell because even I threw myself for a loop with that one. Oh Lisa Turtle, you chocolate princess, I don’t care if Screech would have fought me to keep you from me, you gave me my first taste of jungle fever. Sex tape, rated r movie, or even a soft core after midnight Cinemax movie like Hugo Pool, our attention is yours… which was Alyssa Milano’s plan to begin with. She pulls us in like theEmbrace of the Vampire.
Oh Alyssa, if your annoying boyfriend laying in bed with rose petals surrounding him wasn’t enough, you just had to lean over and show us those glorious Eva Savelot breasts that have helped me numerous times save a friend a buck or two dialing 1-800-collect. However, before I could get too comfortable and enjoy Alyssa’s Utopia Below, her huge foot accidentally knocks the camera into The Outer Limits so all we see is the evening news regarding Syria. Honestly, I don’t know if this Celebrity Hoax Tape upsets the loyal Who’s The Boss fan base more than it will upset them when they realize that instead of recording their hot and steamy session of throwing their covers around while sounding like a laboring farm animal, they instead recorded that boring ass news broadcast.
If there was a hidden message in this video, I’d say it was Alyssa Milano isn’t showing what she has shown many times before. One thing I do know, she didn’t do PETA any favors, because after hearing the audio of what it was supposed to sound like to have sex with her, I seriously want to eat an entire cow while it’s mooing in my ear.
I’m a little bit torn because I am unsure of whether I should put this in Sex News or Off Topic sections? Alyssa, what would you prefer? Tweet me sweetie. @sexblogging