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July 22, 2013

Subway Offers the New 3 inch Delux?

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subwayThe new Subway 3 inch delux?  If  you are going to do a comparison photo, and your penis can barely cover an inch of bread, please do not use a foot long Subway.  Word of advice for Ian Jett, next time please use a tater tot for your comparison. 

An employee at a Subway fast food chain in Columbus, Ohio, posted a picture of himself resting his penis on the restaurant’s sandwich bread to Instagram.

“My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today,” read a caption that accompanied the not-suitable-for-work picture that appeared on Ian Jett’s feed.

When confronted about the picture, Jett tried to clarify his reason for sharing the image of his little penis over the foot-long bread roll.

“I would never do that at work — it was at home,” Jett told the Huffington Post. “This isn’t something I’d ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke.” — we do agree with this statement, his  penis is definitely a joke.

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July 20, 2013

Brooklyn’s Smallest Penis Contest Winner, Says He’s Proud Of Victory

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smallestpenisIt must takes big balls to be proud of having the smallest penis.  In that case, Nick Gilronan  must have testicles the size of watermelons.  Please see the photo.  Okay, wait, he doesn’t.  

The 27-year-old UPS Store worker who won Brooklyn’s smallest penis contest said he’s proud of his tiny package. 

Ladies, he always delivers.

“The size of a man’s penis does not matter for who he is as a person or in a relationship. Same thing with breast size. We’re all made in different shapes and sizes, but the media puts pressure on people to look a certain way,” he told the website Gothamist  after his victory Saturday at Kings County Bar.  Gilronan then said he wanted to “put on a good show for the audience. Looks like my efforts were successful.”

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July 17, 2013

Jerkin’ Jersey Joe’s Pizzeria and His Special Pizza Sauce

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jerkingjoeSAN DIEGO — A real jerk job.

The owner of Jersey Joe’s Pizzeria told Huffington Post today that he’s not the guy in a photo circulating around the Internet, showing a white-haired man masturbating in a pizzeria kitchen — nor is it anyone working at his establishment.

In Jersey Joe’s storefront window, the humble eatery proudly displays an “A” rating from San Diego’s Department of Environmental Health, with a score of 98 on its recent June 3 inspection.

Reporters at the shop showed Giusepp “Jersey Joe” Scire the photo, which was posted on the photo-sharing website 4Chan, and then Yelp.

“It is not me [in the photo] and that’s not my pizzeria,” Scire told the Huffington Post.

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July 16, 2013

Japan Busts BBW Escort Service – Dirty Panty Vending Machines Still Allowed

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bbwjapanSome Japanese places  are okay with Sumo wrestlers in thongs, dirty panties in vending machines, hand jobs at massage parlors, and sex anime, but BBW is just too much, and too western. 

Japanese police have arrested the alleged ringleader of a sex home-delivery service specialising in women weighing up to 150 kilograms (330 lbs), a spokesman said.

Keiko Saito, 41, and one of her employees are suspected of conspiring to run a prostitution business under the name “Makkusu Bodi” (Max Body), which boasted that it catered for men who like “explosive boobs and bums”, police said.

Saito is alleged to have had about 30 overweight women working for her, including one who tipped the scales at more than 150 kilograms, Jiji Press reported.

Police say punters in Tokyo could telephone to request a visit in their home or hotel room, a service called “deri-heru” (delivery health) that is widespread in Japan, where it is illegal to sell penetrative sex.

Saito, who is believed to have earned about 400 million yen ($4 million) over three years, had previously worked as a prostitute, Jiji said. She began her business because she believed larger women were popular with customers, the agency added.

Vegas, you know what you have to do to fill this void.  Get the BBW’s lined up.  The Japanese men don’t come to Vegas just to gamble, that’s for sure.

Source:  Fox News

July 9, 2013

Man Accused of Throwing Semen at Wal-Mart Shopper

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FRANK-SHORTOn Tuesday, July 9, 2013, Frank J. Short was arrested for allegedly throwing a load of his own semen onto the back of a 20-year-old female shopper at a Walmart in New Castle, Delaware.  He later told police, he thought the woman was attractive.

The victim was texting when Short, 22, allegedly walked past her, saying “Excuse me.” Seconds later, she “suddenly felt something wet on her buttocks, thigh and leg,” according to a Delaware State Police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

At first, she thought that Short had sneezed or spat on her, until she noticed the semen dripping  just below her knee, Delaware Online reported.

Short continued to follow the victim around the Walmart until she went into the  Employees Only area. Two workers there escorted her to the security office where she called the police, WPVI-TV reported.

Delaware State Troopers arrived at the store and charged the suspect with offensive touching with bodily fluid, harassment, lewdness, and disorderly conduct, CBS Philly reported.

When troopers interrogated Short, he first told them he had accidentally “flung” some mucus on the victim after sneezing into his hands. Then he said that he threw some of his spit on the victim whom “he felt was hot,” Gawker reported.

After further interrogation, he allegedly told officers he “basically gets a thrill out of such an act.”

As reported by David Moye of The Huffington Post