Snapshot Wednesdays – Lust

lustWe have decided to add erotic photography of us to our blog each Wednesday, now known as Snapshot Wednesday.  These won’t be low quality candids or shots taken from our cell phones, these will be photographs we love from our own little photo shoots.  Hopefully these pictures will come out more like tasteful erotic art rather than amateur pornography.  We will update the gallery each week with a new photo to share with our blog followers.

This week we took a photo we have decided to name Lust.   This is something we both wanted to try, as we have both liked various pictures similar in style.  We wanted a high quality photo that focused more on the connection between Ryan and I than the naughty act of sucking balls, which for us really isn’t that naughty.    Ryan’s ball and guiche piercing showing were more of a lucky accident, but they definitely add a variety I haven’t seen before.

Freaky Friday Search Terms – pressing my cock against Filipina rectum hole stories

freakyfridayEach week we will post our most outrageous search terms that people used to find our website that week.  Ryan and I will then share our own thoughts and hopefully entertain you guys or at least make the search term make a little less sense.

Each search term was gathered by wordpress and/or google statistics and they are all very real search terms.   Each search term was used by some person in the world that ended up on our page.

10. one night in Venice anal
Ryan: Ha!  Did you get permission from Paris Hilton and Chyna for this video Venice?  This sounds a lot like a remake of  “One Night In Paris” and “One Night In Chyna”
Venice: Oh, damn. Did someone “leak” a video of mine? 
Ryan: Sells so far:  2.
Venice:  Hey, that’s 1 more than the Screech Sex Tape!
Ryan:  That’s true.

9. when a men fucks a women how sperm goes inside vagina help
Ryan: How does the sperm get inside her vagina?
Venice: He sounds like he could be Asian.
Ryan: That’s not right.

8. пенис 21 сантиметр
Venice:  This is Russian for “21 inch penis.” Thank you, Google Translate Language Detector.
Ryan: I MUST BREAK YOU
Venice: Oh god. Don’t start.
Ryan: IF HE DIES, HE DIES.
Venice: Just stop Ryan.  That’s like the only Russian you know and it isn’t even Russian. 
Ryan: LIKE YOUR POPEYE YES, HE ATE HIS SPINACH EVERY DAY.
Venice: …
Ryan: Get your hands up!  Do you need a google translate language detector, it’s time to go to school!
Venice: YOU WILL LOSE!
Ryan: Ha!!!  That’s why I love you.

7. cum inside no permission
Ryan:
That’s called a condom sweetheart.
Venice: Too bad so sad.

6. walked in on my husband jerking off to porn on his phone
Ryan:  I don’t get how you could really enjoy a porn on such a small screen. 
Venice: Maybe he was Asian?
Ryan: Ha!  You are such a racist.
Venice: Hey, if the truth fits, wear it.
Ryan: Wrong.
Venice: The shoe hurts?
Ryan:  Oh god, stop fucking with me.  So the lady walks in on her husband stroking it to porn on his phone.
Venice: I guess his phone isn’t as smart as he thought it was….
Ryan: The new Dumb Phone!  It has no mute button function and turns your phone’s volume all the way up any time it loads a porn. 
Venice: It automatically sends all sext messages with strange women to your spouse’s email.   
Ryan: Every time you send a random penis picture to gay men on craigslist, it forwards it to your entire office.  2 year contract and activation fees required.
Venice: This just in, Chuck, apparently there has been a new surge of men buying flip phones and beepers.  We can’t explain this technological dumbing down phenomenon.
Ryan: Ha, Chuck huh.  Didn’t want to go with the classic Dick?
Venice: … oh you’re setting me up with that one.  Oh. No. Ryan. I. Don’t. Want. To. Go. With. The. Classic. Dick. You. Give. Me. All. The. Dick. I. Can. Handle.
Ryan:  Oh yea?  And you’re stupid!

5. wife says my penis is perfect does that mean its small
Venice: Probably.
Ryan: There are a few words you do not want to hear when your wife describes your penis.  One is definitely, “perfect.”  A few others:  Adorable. Cute. Precious. Cozy. 
Venice:  Or tiny.
Ryan:  Yea, tiny wouldn’t be good for sure.  We want to hear things like, magnificant.  Amazing.  Breathtaking. 
Venice: Huge.
Ryan:  Yea, or huge, that’s always good.
Venice: Horse-like.
Ryan: Yea, horse-like would be pretty cool to hear.  I mean, I personally wouldn’t know because like, it isn’t something thrown in my direction on the daily.
Venice: I’ve called you my little pony!
Ryan: Yea, uh, not quite the fucking same as horse-like  but whatever.  The jury is still out on that one.  The whole, little-pony thing.  I mean, technically, I guess a pony would be more hung than a human, but in comparison to a horse, it’s smaller.  Plus, why does it have to be a little pony?  Why not a normal pony or maybe even a pony that children may mistake as a small horse? 
Venice: It’s better than calling it a Carebear right?
Ryan:  Way off topic, but yes, I guess it would be better than it being called a Carebear.
Venice:  Exactly.  Next term please!
Ryan: 

4. pressing my cock against Filipina rectum hole stories
Venice: I love when search terms are succinct and to the point. 
Ryan: “I want a cheeseburger, grill the bun, double cheese, lite mayo, no lettuce, two pickle spears, and my cock pressed against a filipina’s rectum please.”
Venice: Would you like to supersize that?
Ryan: No, I am your little pony remember.
Venice: Let it go Ryan, just let it go.

3. why do japanese women have hairy pussy’s
Ryan: Because it’s sexy?
Venice: To get to the other side?
Ryan: To cushion the pushin?
Venice: So their husbands won’t get mad and see there is still a lot more room in their vaginas?
Ryan: Oh wow…
Venice: Do we get like a top answer or something?  Maybe a big X on the screen like Family Fued if  we answer wrong.
Ryan:  Yea, your answer definitely gets a red X.
Venice:  Survey says!

2. mastirmation women
Ryan: Well, he didn’t totally mess that up.
Venice: If you would proof read your articles Ryan, people that spell just as bad as you would never find us.
Ryan: I do it on purpose for this exact reason.

1. adult poem on penis and pussy
Venice: I’m glad we can help students with their english projects.
Ryan: For sure, and our site is stacked with adult poems on penis and pussy.
Venice: A modern day Emily Dickinson
Ryan: You can call me Edgar Allan Poke
Venice:  I’ll call you Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Ryan:  Or William Shakespears
Venice: Okay, you’re reaching…
Ryan:  What, shake spheres, like shake two balls?
Venice: Let’s just end it there.
Ryan: Shakespears, like he strokes and make his balls bounce.  Get it?
Ryan: Venice?
Ryan: Whatever, William Shakespears wasn’t a reach at all.

V’s Wet Inbox – He gets upset when I don’t swallow

Happy Cum“I hate swallowing my husband’s cum.  I don’t know if it’s because I know it comes from inside his body or I just don’t get why men need to have their mess swallowed. It just makes me want to gag.   Plus the taste and texture are horrible.”

I understand how you feel because there was a time when I didn’t like swallowing.  I did it, but I didn’t enjoy it.  Semen isn’t pumpkin juice. I get it, it doesn’t have a marketable flavor.  But there is a mental feeling behind it, symbolism if you will, behind the act of swallowing.  It’s your man, it’s his juices, it’s clean, and more importantly, it’s not disgusting.  How could something that creates human life be disgusting?  I think you have to understand this concept as a first step in swallowing, not just plugging your nose and asking your man to accept the “I swallowed.  Are you happy now?” attitude.

With that being said, understand that it’s not the taste that you hate, it’s probably the act. Full acceptance of your man and, for lack of a better word, swallowing your pride, means you are ready to start having fun with your man’s semen. Start with a small lick of it, just enough to taste it. Feel the texture, the aftertaste, the way it slides on your tongue, the gritty feeling left behind when you swallow – love it, love everything about it. When you’re ready, let him shoot on your lips; lick your lips clean like you’re licking cupcake icing off of your lips.

Another thing to remember is that for me, it turns me on to show off to my man that I love his cum, to the point where I want it everywhere on me. I’ll let him cum anywhere he wants as long as I get to eat it.  Another symbolic action is ensuring that it ends up in me, either in my mouth, vagina, or ass. I’m not a prostitute who wipes her John’s jizz off her stomach or ass cheeks when she’s done fucking. It’s an honor to have my man on me, in me, wherever I can get it. You work hard to turn him on, fuck him, and to get his juices flowing out and up his dick. So whatever comes out of it, you own.  Why would I want the fluid that helped create my family thrown in the trash or flushed down the toilet on a napkin?  It’s special, I treat it special.  I take care of my man’s seeds, and put them where they belong, in my body.

Remember: of all the things you put in your body – alcohol, cigarettes, drugs (illegal or otherwise) soda, junk food, and candy, semen should be the least of your problems. It’s  healthy, clean (probably the absolute cleanest thing that comes out of the human body — as long as your man is healthy),  and it’s chock full of nutrients.

Snapshot Wednesdays – Focus

focusWe have decided to add erotic photography of us to our blog each Wednesday, now known as Snapshot Wednesday.  These won’t be low quality candids or shots taken from our cell phones, these will be photographs we love from our own little photo shoots.  Hopefully these pictures will come out more like tasteful erotic art rather than amateur pornography.  We will update the gallery each week with a new photo to share with our blog followers. 

This week we are again using a photo from our first photo shoot.  We actually took a few hundred pictures that day and got a lot of good shoots.  This probably will not be the last time we use our first photo shoot for Snapshot Wednesday.

I set this shot up.  I asked Ryan to lean back while I put my hand on his chest and hold and lick his dick with the other.  He played with the focus and went back and forth from focusing on my face to the ring, to the tips of my fingers.  This is the picture we choose to use.

I’m Still Learning: Our Anniversary

sweet heartToday is our anniversary.  As I think about today, I can’t help but think about the time we’ve spent together and how quickly it has passed.  We’d gotten married so young, but even at that young age, I knew I found exactly who I was looking for.  Like everything else, time changes things.  In the beginning, we were rough stones, awkwardly balancing against each other.  But over time, wind/water erosion, heat, cold, and weather have turned us into a beautiful work of art.  We still retain our core, but our experiences, outside forces, and awakenings have shaped us into a beautifully weathered sculpture.

Today I can say Ryan and I are far from being the rough, unrefined boulders.

As a boulder, my blowjobs were crappy.  I’m not saying that because I know what I can do NOW; I’m saying that because I’ve seen videos of myself many years ago.  I was lame.  If I see women now who do that to their men, I laugh, I make fun of them, and say things like, “Well, at least she’s trying,” or “It sounds like he likes it though.”  I know it’s harsh, but I just know that everyone has the potential to improve themselves, including the me today, and most definitely the me yesteryear.  I used to lay my head on his stomach or leg, unenthused, lacking passion and zeal.  I don’t know exactly why.  Maybe I was tired, maybe I was lazy, maybe I was pissed off because he asked me for oral sex rather than normal sex, or he just asked me to suck him as our foreplay.  To be totally fair, Ryan has always been the type to enjoy foreplay and kissing  just as much as sex, but if I wanted to be angry on the inside I’d tell myself anything to make sense of my resentment while his dick was in my mouth.  It could have been anything.  When I sucked his dick, I would stop at the head, not giving any attention to his shaft, balls, or ass. I barely stroked or touched his dick as I sucked and I don’t remember moaning or showing any genuine enthusiasm. I kept my eyes closed, never making eye contact with him – perhaps ashamed or afraid he would judge me.  I also knew that showing as little enthusiasm as possible, he wouldn’t be able to orgasm.  I didn’t want him to orgasm through oral, I was young minded and felt as though he was using my mouth as a sex toy.  In hindsight, I  know he deserved better.  As a boulder, I was lame.  If I were to give a class on how not to give a blowjob, I would show that video of myself.

Today (literally this day), I start by mounting my man and wish him a happy anniversary.  I breath in his body heat and kiss on his neck and ears.  I move down and lick his right nipple, the one that is pierced.  I always start there because it wakes him up to feel that tingly rush. I lift up his wrists to expose his shaven underarm, and kiss and smell every crevice he usually keeps hidden from the world.  By now, he’s delirious and starts to go limp under my body.  I move across to the other side and give the same attention there.  This is the perfect warm up for his cock.  I slowly move down with my breasts rubbing against his skin.  I let each of my nipples glide across his body, from his chest to his crotch.  I stroke him gently at first, feeling him grow slightly as I tightened and loosened. I lick the base  of his dick with my warm tongue, then carefully put each ball in my mouth before letting them drop.  I do this several times, back and forth; his groaning grew louder.  I sit up, giving myself a better position to give him the best bj of his life.  I close my eyes and purr in a satisfying tone.  I love feeling the texture of his head across my tongue and roof of my mouth.  I cup his balls and the lower shaft with my left hand and use the other hand to stroke his shiny, tight balls and upper shaft, while sucking on his head.  He is almost driven to screams by the multiple levels of sensations he is experiencing.  I release his balls and suck on them a few more times.  “Show me what you can do with that dick,” he tells me.

I look at him and ask him, “You really want to see what I can do?”  He nods.  I swallow his dick whole, letting my nose press hard against his stomach as his dick pokes deep in my throat. I hold him steady and plunge down several times.  I take breaths in between dives, starting with my head facing right but twisting my head up in a counterclockwise motion.  He sounds like he’s about to cry with pleasure with all the moaning he’s doing.  Just when I think he can’t get enough, I quickly sit up, grab a hold of the back of knees, and “stack him” with his own knees to his chest.  His ass hole is exposed and right in my face.  I stick my tongue out and roll his body back and forth so that I make him tongue fuck me with his ass.  I flatten my tongue and let his entire hole get licked.  I tongue fuck him some more, making sure I dive into his outer rim.   I move up toward his dick, but not before sucking on his guiche, balls, and inner thigh.  I lick all three of his piercings, sucking his dick sideways like a hot, buttered corn on the cob. I deepthroat him again a few times before he pulls me up by my arms and gives me a kiss on my cheeks, neck, chest, and lips.   We embrace.

But this sculpture is not through being polished.  I believe I can still improve.

I didn’t spend this time with Ryan this morning because it was  our anniversary, I do it every morning.  I am happy we have been together this long, but I’ve learned that  the “one amazing blow job (fuck or anal)  a year” policy  isn’t the key to a happy marriage or a happy husband.   This will be the last amazing blow job of our 15th year, and he can expect his next amazing blow job tomorrow, to start our next 15.