I have decided to add erotic photos of Ryan and I to our blog each Wednesday, now known as Snapshot Wednesday. We will update the gallery each week with a new photo to share with our blog followers. We have also decided to add a Kinky Thursday, where I will answer different questions about sex, and Freaky Friday, where we will list off the top 10 freakiest search terms used to find our website that week.
When it comes to sex tapes, this is the one that possibly killed the entire movement. Dustin Diamond, better known as Screech from Saved By The Bell, pulls out all his tricks for this one… or does he?
Screeched, Saved By The Smell, was supposedly recorded in a St. Louis hotel room with the intention to sell as a “leaked” sex tape. Although Dustin Diamond has said that he tried to stop the tape being “leaked”, David Hans Schmidt of Red Light District Video, has said Dustin was in on the deal the entire time. Although Schmidt has claimed the video is 100% authentic to his knowledge, a lot of people question Dustin is actually the guy behind the penis.
“Dustin was in on this deal from the start,” Schmidt tells us. “He made this tape in a St. Louis hotel room with two girls last summer with the intention that I would sell it.” Schmidt showed us what he vouches is Diamond’s signature on a contract dated Aug. 27, 2006. Attached is a cover letter on which Diamond’s manager, Roger Paul, appears to have scribbled, “Let’s make some money!” Schmidt suspects Diamond has been doubly deceptive. “I have reason to believe that is not Dustin’s [manhood] in the movie,” says the agent. “You never see his face and his [manhood] in the same shot. If, in fact, he used a body double, I’m going to sue him for defrauding me, Red Light and the American public.
Our only question is, why would anyone use that penis as a stunt double? It’s quite possibly the ugliest looking penis we’ve ever seen.
Continue Reading Review: Screeched (Screech or Dustin “Dirty Sanchez” Diamond) Sex Tape
A recent youtube video upload that went viral attempts to explain the difference between real sex and porn sex (real sex vs porn sex) using kitchen utensils and fruits and veggies as examples. Although seeing a cucumber chopped in half to describe the average person’s penis compared to a porn star’s was visually provoking, the facts also stir the pot.
Let me be one of the first to say, porn sex is no where near real sex. I am not saying this because real sex is intimate and special. I am saying this because real sex is far superior than porn sex in every category. Amateur porn across the internet backs my claim. This is no longer 1980, where we all had VCR tapes of cheesy porns which were our only examples of sex outside of our own bedroom. I’m sure in the 80s it was tough for a couple to compete with an orgy between the disgusting looking football coach and the cheerleading squad, but it’s not the 80s anymore. Anal sex was taboo, threesomes without social networks and dating sites were nearly impossible, oral sex was private, and fetishes stayed in the closet. Times have changed. Amateurs have threesomes, gang bangs, BBC sessions, fetish parties, and cuckold sessions. Amateurs are the best deep throaters in the world. Anal is no longer taboo, and truthfully, professional porn is simply trying to keep up. Money can make you fake squirt and scream, but it can’t compete with us doing it because we love his dick. Amateur women train ourselves to numb our gag reflexes, train our throats, really enjoy anal, sniff semen and love it, and scream because we enjoy the sex and the person that you are having sex with. Porn sex versus a prude couple that has a horrible sex life, maybe. Porn sex vs a dynamic couple that truly loves sex, it’s not even close.
I think the biggest issue I had with this video was the concept of ignoring amateur porn, which is almost as popular as professional porn, if not already surpassing it. It may not be a big money machine, because otherwise it wouldn’t be “amateur”, but I can’t even name a female professional porn star that can handle a penis like Heather Harmon and various other amazing amateur cocksmiths. And these women take on cocks for the love of them, not for the love of the greenery. With that being said, let’s take a look at a few claims below:
Continue Reading Real Sex vs Porn Sex – Explained with Fruit
The birds and the bees, and the couches, helicopters, bicycles, rafts, the family pet, random food, and of course the picnic table. Some men apparently have sex with anything that walks… or doesn’t walk… or can’t walk… or just any random inanimate object that happens to be near them. This article will list a few recent bizarre love affairs that have been reported in the media:
Edward Smith, of Washington State, may be the king of car making… love. Edward Smith claims to have had sex with more than 1,000 vehicles, including his favorite, the helicopter from the 1980s TV hit, Airwolf. He has also had some very special moments with Herbie ‘The Love Bug.’ Edward Smith said he doesn’t have eyes for men or women, but instead, he loves looking at a vehicles rear ends and judging how much junk is in the trunk. “I’m a romantic,” he said. “I know what’s in my heart and I have no desire to change.” A real muff diver, I mean, muffler diver.
On Friday, July 26, 2013, a registered sexual predator living in St. Johns County is arrested on charges he had sex with his neighbor’s dog. St. Johns County Sheriff’s deputies arrested 52-year-old James Lee Lyons after his neighbor complained to detectives that Lyons sexually abused his dog. Apparently the neighbor let his dog go outside for a while and it went missing. Later, James Lyons brought the dog back to the neighbors house and said he found it in the shed. The neighbor, who had already checked teh shed, noticed the dog acting withdrawn, as well as noticed injuries to the dogs rectum and vulva. The neighbor called Animal Control. Animal Control officials urged the man to take the dog to the vet. Special Victim’s detectives were then called in to investigate and James Lyons was arrested. Unfortunately, this is just 1 article of 100. Apparently men all over the world are getting arrested for having sex with horses, dogs, donkeys, rats, and yes, even chickens. I guess it doesn’t just taste like chicken, it also feels like it!?
Each week we will post our most outrageous search terms of that week and share them with our readers. Ryan and I will then share our own thoughts and hopefully entertain you guys or at least make the search term make a little less sense.
Each search term was gathered by wordpress and/or google statistics and they are all very real.
10. porn Subway sandwich comparison
Venice: This should make subway proud. I am glad people think of sexblogging.com when it comes to porn and subway sandwich comparisons. I know the first thing I think of when watching porn is a meatball subway on rye bread.
Ryan: Well, there have been times I have watched a subway commercial and thought of Japanese bukkake scenes.
Venice: Great, now I am hungry.
9. if you fuck a woman in the ass can it come out of her pussy
Ryan: Apparently someone was trying to find out if it’s possible to fuck a woman in her ass and have his penis pop out of her pussy? Maybe if you are Captian Hook.
Venice: Well, technically if the penis has a severe curve that points down and the bodies are angled right…
Ryan: Oh no, the Asian girl is talking about angles and doing math. This may take a while.
8. pierced cock 2013 only
Ryan: I guess 2012 and 2011 weren’t great years for pierced cocks?
Venice: Is this like wine tasting? If so, I liked the taste of your 2012 pierced cock just as much as your 2013.
7. girl injecting libido in her ass
Ryan: Here at sexblogging we like to call the libido being injected into a woman’s ass, sperm. And yes, semen in your anus has been proven to improve your moods and increase your sex drive.
Venice: Gay men figured this out a long time ago. It’s why they are so gay.
6. shed put a but pug in her ass
Venice: The shed did what to the but pug?
Ryan: I think they were searching for a dog house or something.
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