“My husband and I are such fans of your blog. My husband LOVES my beautiful brown ass and keeps telling me I should post a ass wednesday pic. Me being the shy girl I am would like to post it anonymously and was wondering if you could post it for me. We follow you on twitter and if you like the pic as much as we do please do us the honor of posting it for us.”
I received an e-mail from a woman (who will remain anonymous) stating that she and her husband were readers and followers of our blog. She said her husband (to whom she sends naughty pictures while he’s at work) loves her beautiful, brown ass and urges her to post an “Ass Wednesday” picture on Twitter, but she was too shy. She then asked if I would do her the honor of posting it for her. I e-mailed her back immediately: “I would love to.”
To whoever submitted this picture, I have a few things to say.
First, kudos to you for sending naughty pictures to your husband. It’s these little gestures that ensure a wife stays on her man’s mind even when they aren’t in physical proximity of each other. My husband and I work just a few miles from each other. But that’s irrelevant. We could be across the country. A woman knows that sending dirty pictures is equivalent to whispering “I want you” into his ear. I “whisper” to him several times a day. Then when we get home, I tell him in person.
Second, I understand that you’re shy and some of it may be fear of rejection by others who see your picture. But there is one thing I can promise you: there will be more people who will compliment you than there will be who put you down. When it happens to me, I take it in stride and remember that the only person who should be concerned about my pictures is my husband. After posting my first picture, I realized quickly that there were women out there who were just like us: we choose to remain anonymous while showing off our most intimate parts of our body. I was very skeptical and cringed at the possibility of being made fun of for wanting to be sexy. But when I saw that Twitter was full of normal, average women like myself who loved being amateur, anonymous exhibitionists, it became fun. I learned to use Twitter and other social media platforms as a way to show my husband that although there were people who liked seeing my pictures, he was the only to get it in the flesh.
Third, as a lover of women’s asses, I think yours is fabulous! It’s full, round, and so damn juicy! Show it off to the world!
In being asked to post her picture, the honor is mine! I hope you enjoy seeing her ass as much as I do.
Will you do me a favor: cheer her on and let her know we’re “behind” her every step of the way!
“How deep is a vagina? Sometimes I see large porn stars enter all the way inside a girl, like there is no limit to how much she can take. Other times I see a man only go 3/4 of the way in and stops. I always wondered if this was her limit or does the guy just stop because he is taking it easy. Do you know if a vagina bottoms out? Like, can a guy be too big and it won’t go all the way in? If you have experienced this, how does that feel?”
First, every woman and her vagina is unique and different, just like a man’s penis. With that being said, I’d say the average depth of a totally stretched woman’s vagina probably mirrors the average size of a man’s, of the same race, stretched erect penis. I do not want to get into race, but it’s been researched numerous times and different races have different sized penises. Hopefully we can all accept this.
My own personal guestimate, from using Ryan and toys, my depth is around 6 or 7 inches. However, I’d say I bottom out at about 3 or 4 inches. When I say bottom out, I mean my vagina is probably literally 3 or 4 inches deep. I can stick my finger inside and feel my cervix and my entire back wall. It’s actually very shallow. I have learned though, with Ryan, that once the penis hits the back wall, it can stretch back maybe another 3 or 4 inches inside our bodies before it stops. I assume this is what drives most men crazy. They can feel our back walls rubbing against their shaft as they push deeper than our bodies can go.
Once my vagina stretches to that 7 inch point, it absolutely stops. Is there a limit? I would say yes. Once it stretches to that point, it doesn’t go further. Not only does it stop, it hurts. Only when I’m extremely horny and in the mood for an intense pain does it feels good, but most of the time it really does hurt and makes me jump out of position and slap my man on his hips or chest. If a woman can slowly stretch more and more, I have no idea. I’d assume, like everything on our bodies, it can be stretched beyond it’s limits throughout time. I have seen large porn cocks, like 10 inches, and the woman takes IT ALL. I don’t know if they just take the pain that comes along with being fucked by a huge dick, but that sharp pain does nothing for me. I’ve tried to endure this pain, but sometimes it hurts so bad that I have a “light period” the next day or I have a pain in my side. So to see porn stars take what seems like a 10 inch dick in the vagina is crazy, but I don’t know their habits (do they stretch themselves with a dildo, do they have sex for hours at a time several times a day, etc).
Although I have experienced a penis totally bottoming out where no more can fit inside, there are different factors involved that I believe can contribute to this:
Position: There are just some positions that keep me from receiving all of my man’s dick. One is doggy style, and it’s because the angle prevents me from enjoying sex. If I don’t enjoy sex, my man doesn’t enjoy sex. It almost feels as if his penis is drilling into my stomach. Therefore we avoid this position when his dick is 100% erect. Another similar position I have trouble with is missionary with my legs on my man’s shoulders. This position is almost like an inverted doggy style and it feels like my vagina is curved and shortened, making it feel like the back has been tightened. Depending on Ryan’s erection quality, he isn’t getting his dick all the way in unless he wants me to cry.
Speed: If my man is fucking me slow, it doesn’t matter how hard or soft he is because he’s easing himself in and not forcing me to stretch. If he is moving slow, even n the positions mentioned above, I can literally feel his penis hit my back walls, push in my walls, and slowly bottom out to the point the pressure builds up mini orgasms. If he gets a bit aggressive, just once, the pain immediately throws me off. It’s funny how some men think they know what they are doing, but working their tool inside the mysterious female body is a lot more complex than they think. Regardles, Ryan’s dick isn’t the same thickness or hardness every single time we have sex. And because of his varying hardness, I have to adjust to his size every time we’re intimate. Sometimes the thickness, hardness, or both dictate what positions and speed I enjoy the most that night. The slower he goes, the more comfortable I am with feeling his penis put pressure on my back walls.
Pain tolerance: This goes hand-in-hand with position and speed. If the pain is just too much for me, it becomes noticeable by me drying up. And that can happen in a matter of seconds. Ryan has become very skilled in reading my body language and my gasps and can differentiate my reactions of pleasure from the ones that cause pain. In my opinion, this has contributed to him being a fantastic lover.
Dildos: Some dildos are hard and rubbery and don’t allow room for it to move back. Whereas a penis has a little bit of leeway, meaning a man’s body is flesh so any kind of “recoil” back into his crotch will help to absorb additional length which for any reason, cannot be fully inserted into a woman’s vagina. In other words, some guys will push so hard that their dick will actually push back into their own bodies, making the amount that goes inside the woman much less than the man’s size. This is definitely why some positions you can take all of a man, while others you cannot. I don’t really use dildos, but I have tried a few times. I hate them. A dildo is an inanimate object that can do real damage if you are not careful. And yes, a dildo can absolutely bottom out.
“I hate swallowing my husband’s cum. I don’t know if it’s because I know it comes from inside his body or I just don’t get why men need to have their mess swallowed. It just makes me want to gag. Plus the taste and texture are horrible.”
I understand how you feel because there was a time when I didn’t like swallowing. I did it, but I didn’t enjoy it. Semen isn’t pumpkin juice. I get it, it doesn’t have a marketable flavor. But there is a mental feeling behind it, symbolism if you will, behind the act of swallowing. It’s your man, it’s his juices, it’s clean, and more importantly, it’s not disgusting. How could something that creates human life be disgusting? I think you have to understand this concept as a first step in swallowing, not just plugging your nose and asking your man to accept the “I swallowed. Are you happy now?” attitude.
With that being said, understand that it’s not the taste that you hate, it’s probably the act. Full acceptance of your man and, for lack of a better word, swallowing your pride, means you are ready to start having fun with your man’s semen. Start with a small lick of it, just enough to taste it. Feel the texture, the aftertaste, the way it slides on your tongue, the gritty feeling left behind when you swallow – love it, love everything about it. When you’re ready, let him shoot on your lips; lick your lips clean like you’re licking cupcake icing off of your lips.
Another thing to remember is that for me, it turns me on to show off to my man that I love his cum, to the point where I want it everywhere on me. I’ll let him cum anywhere he wants as long as I get to eat it. Another symbolic action is ensuring that it ends up in me, either in my mouth, vagina, or ass. I’m not a prostitute who wipes her John’s jizz off her stomach or ass cheeks when she’s done fucking. It’s an honor to have my man on me, in me, wherever I can get it. You work hard to turn him on, fuck him, and to get his juices flowing out and up his dick. So whatever comes out of it, you own. Why would I want the fluid that helped create my family thrown in the trash or flushed down the toilet on a napkin? It’s special, I treat it special. I take care of my man’s seeds, and put them where they belong, in my body.
Remember: of all the things you put in your body – alcohol, cigarettes, drugs (illegal or otherwise) soda, junk food, and candy, semen should be the least of your problems. It’s healthy, clean (probably the absolute cleanest thing that comes out of the human body — as long as your man is healthy), and it’s chock full of nutrients.
What are your thoughts on a 40-year-old man dating a 25-year-old woman?
Venice’s response: This is a type of situation that I’m familiar with as Ryan and I have family members in older-younger relationships. When I was in high school, I dated boys who were older than me, and when I saw older I mean two or three years. At that age, even a few months make in age difference is a big deal. However, to be honest, as I got older, there was an “eww” factor that I couldn’t get over. Maybe there was a predatory / dirty old man stigma that had been too deeply ingrained in me via Hollywood which was believed by a young-minded girl who had never been in a serious relationship let alone a older-younger relationship.
However, as I grew older, I got accustomed to it. Both Ryan and I have family members on both sides of our families who are in these May-December relationships: older woman/younger man, older man/younger woman, age differences ranging 15 to 30 years. Admittedly, it’s a bit awkward at first because everyone is trying to understand the situation (how old is that person, do they have any kids, what do they do for a living, etc.), and understandably, these types of questions help to assess their relationship, no matter how superficial that is. Even if these are valid questions, it’s really not anyone’s business but the two involved. Just be prepared to address these issues once you introduce this person to your family.
After seeing these relationships flourish, there is one thing I noticed all of them had in common: they were all previously in failed marriages. It seemed that as different as they were, it was the differences that helped their relationships work, and that instead of having so much in common that they were almost identical, they had more to discuss; their schedules were different (jobs, family, social life). The time they spend together was precious. In a way, they’ve learned to become a better partner, more communicative, and more respectful.
This reminds me of a joke I once heard: What’s the best thing about a May-December relationship? Christmas.
Ryan’s response: I honestly have no thoughts on this at all. If you both are happy, then good for you.
If you’ve read our blog then you noticed Venice and I have done things together that would possibly gross most couples out. In fact, Venice and I have done everything we can think of with each other, regardless of what others think. If we lived to please everyone but ourselves, this site wouldn’t exist.
First of all, please check out our older article: 31 Days of Cum Shots. If you go to the photo gallery every single day has a story. I did various things with his cum, including letting him cum in my morning chai and sending him pictures throughout the day of me finishing him/my cup of chai. That was definitely a fun and a creative way to turn my husband on. I believe there was another day where my husband came inside me and then took a spoon to scrape up the cum that spilled out of my vagina and spoon-fed me. This was also amazing because it wasn’t just his cum, it was both of our bodies together. Very intimate and fun. Speaking of mixing body fluids, you could try a vagina cocktail.
Sometimes I will hold his cum in my mouth and he will stick his dick back into my vagina and start fucking me again. He is multi-orgasmic. The whole time he fucks me, he is looking down at me while I play with his cum in my mouth. Exactly as he orgasms the second time I will open my mouth and let him see me swallow his first load…
For me, my man’s semen is like icing on the cake (or cookie), semi-literally speaking. Every time we have sex, getting to see my husband orgasm is my goal. I work just as hard to make him cum (dirty talk, moving in sync with him, etc.) as he does to please me. With that being said, I feel satisfied knowing that I’ve made his hot juices flow from his dick. And that is such a turn on to me.
What I do to his cum doesn’t start when it comes out – it starts long before. When his dick is in me, I cup his balls and rub under them and tell him, “Let me massage the cum out of your balls.” I tease him. I talk about his balls as if they’re also being fucked. What I do to his cum starts BEFORE the actual orgasm.
Sometimes I stick my finger inside his anus and rub his prostate. If you haven’t tried this, try it! Right before he ejaculates you can literally feel his whole prostate swell up and harden. The cum stays inside this beautiful walnut inside his anus, and you can massage it the entire time he releases. In fact, he will release much more cum when you do this. And more cum means more to play with!
Sometimes he will ask me to keep his cum in my mouth as he heads out to work. He will let me know he is going to call me once he is on the road and tell me when to swallow. So when he calls, I can barely talk because his cum and my saliva have really built up…
Try using his first cum shot as lube for anal!
But it doesn’t stop there. After he cums, that is something entirely different. If he cums in my vagina or ass, there isn’t much I can do with it except to tell him to unload every drop in me or say, “Empty your balls out inside me.” There have been times where he will pull out as he is fucking me and cum on my anus. He will then use his own semen as lube for anal sex and fuck me again. This actually feels amazing because there is nothing close to using actual semen as lubrication. It nearly takes away all friction and makes for an extremely pleasurable experience.
Sometimes he will just cum inside me and clean my insides with his tongue. We will kiss afterwards and make out with our juices everywhere. If he cums on me, I get to put on a show. I love him watching me when I clean myself up. I will scoop his cum off my body with my fingers and lick them clean as if I’m getting the last bit of angel food cake batter out from between my fingers. As I lick, I will look him in the eyes and say “yum” with every slurp. I like to reassure him that I love his taste and that his sperm is my favorite spice. If he cums directly on my vagina, I’ll rub him into my labia and inner thighs. When I am done, I will lick my fingers clean. One of my favorite things to do to force him in my mouth so he doesn’t shoot all over the place and catch all of his cum in my mouth. I know this is simple, but nothing feels better than getting semen straight from a man’s dick. I don’t want any salt from my body, I want it pure. Straight from the source. That way nothing is wasted. Before I actually swallow, l blow bubbles, gargle, or slurp it between my lips so he can watch me play with him.
Sometimes he will ask me to keep his cum in my mouth as he heads out to work. He will let me know he is going to call me once he is on the road and tell me when to swallow. So when he calls, I can barely talk because his cum and my saliva have really built up. But it’s actually pretty sexy and intimate. To know he is in my mouth and I am waiting for him to call me and tell me to swallow while he is driving to work. You have to be creative. Sometimes I will hold his cum in my mouth and he will stick his dick back into my vagina and start fucking me again. The whole time he fucks me, he is looking down at me while I play with his cum in my mouth. My husband is multi-orgasmic. Exactly as he orgasms the second time I will open my mouth and let him see me swallow his first load. For me, it’s almost like being came in twice at the same time. It’s very intimate and exotic because I can taste his load go down my throat as I feel his penis releasing another load inside my pussy. As he orgasms, instead of his eyes rolling back or him losing focus, he is paying close attention to everything I am doing with his cum in my mouth and his load. His second orgasm is purely based off the excitement of what I am doing to his first. And if you do everything perfect, you may even get a third load in your ass, which we call a “triple threat.” It’s a very fun and powerful feeling. Imagine in a matter of seconds, swallowing a mouthful of cum as you feel a penis twitching inside your vagina. Moments later, you feel your ass being stretched as he nearly dry heaves a third load into your body. And when it’s all over, you hadn’t slept with three men or made a porn, you just satisfied the man of your dreams.
Perfect.
Instead of swallowing, I let him look down in my cum filled mouth and stick his dick back down my throat. In other words, his cum becomes my throat lube as he fucks my mouth for a second time.
Just recently, I discovered a new kind of cum play that really drives my husband wild (The first time we ever did it is actually in the article previously mentioned, you can see the story here: January 8, 2013 Cum Shot). We start out face-fucking, and as you may or may not know, when a man cums and his dick is plunged deep into your throat, the semen goes straight down and you cannot taste or feel anything. But here is the twist: instead of being all the way in me when he cums, he will pull out of my throat and fill my mouth up with his first huge cum shot. Instead of swallowing, I let him look down in my cum filled mouth and stick his dick back down my throat. In other words, his cum becomes my throat lube as he fucks my mouth a second time. I absolutely do not swallow to make sure his whole cum shot covers his dick as he again fucks my throat. After a few seconds, I can feel his hard wet dick drive so deep in my throat his ball piercing and crotch grinds into my teeth. This time, instead of pulling out, he unloads his second cumshot deep in my throat, I can feel his urethra pipe on the underside of his shaft twitching on my tongue and his balls spasming on my lips. I can also watch as anus tighten and loosen with each release. Afterwards, the semen from both the first and second orgasms are pushed down my slippery, well-lubed throat. It can get sloppy from my spit, cum, and tears, but it’s extremely hot, submissive, and downright sexy!
There is so much more you can do with your man’s cum if you really wanted to go above and beyond. Attitude is everything and a paid porn star eating her co-star’s cum off an ice cream sandwich shouldn’t be able to out perform you. Is money more powerful than love? For me, it’s not. I will proudly do anything with Ryan’s cum, including the most insane ideas I can come up with, like sniffing his whole cum shot off a mirror.
Let him cum onto a mirror. If you want to be cute, take a credit card and shape his ropes into a long line. Glide your nose across the mirror and sniff his cum like he is a drug. If you do it right, you can open your mouth when you are done and show him all the cum you just sniffed. And then swallow him as well….
Other Creative Things Can You Do With Your Man’s Cum
Cum popsicle or sperm ice cubes
Simply ejaculate your man into a shot glass and add kool-aid or water to the glass. Put a small toothpick through a small piece of paper that you lay on top of the shot glass (so it stays centered) and put the shot glass in the freezer. After a few hours, you can either use the sperm ice cube in an adult drink and enjoy your man later, or let him use the ice cube on your nipples and vagina as foreplay the next time you want to spice things up. If you want to get extremely creative, mix his cum with water and make an ice dildo.
Cum Lube
Much like the previous idea, save his semen in the freezer so you can use it later. Rather than leaving it ice, warm it up to use as lube. No, his semen will not go bad. There is nothing on earth that is a better lube than his semen. It’s what all lubes try to emulate. Whether it be for a night you plan anal, an intense vaginal session, or just a sexy hand job. Or if you want to get real nasty, pour his warmed semen all over his penis and give him a blow job. Much like my stories above, you can blow his mind tasting his cum the entire time his new orgasm builds. If he is multi orgasmic, you can do this in a single sitting. If he is not, simply have him cum into a shot glass and let him know you want to save it for later. Trust me, he will let you.
Cum Shots
Great idea, especially if you both are already drinking and get a bit horny. You can turn it into a game if you like. If you can make him cum faster than 10 minutes, he has to take the shot. If you can’t, you have to take it. Either way, it’s fun.
Just go down on him and give him a blow job. Make sure you have a shot glass handy. When he is about to cum, stroke him off into the shot glass. Add some rum and take the shot. And that’s a whole other type of cum shot.
Sniffing His Cum Off A Mirror Like A Drug
Let him cum onto a mirror. If you want to be cute, take a credit card and shape his ropes into a long line. Glide your nose across the mirror and sniff his cum like he is a drug. If you do it right, you can open your mouth when you are done and show him all the cum you just sniffed. Yes, you can actually hack it up from the back of your throat back into your mouth. And then swallow him. For me, this clears my sinuses. And surprisingly, no it doesn’t burn.
Cum Cocktail / Sex Cocktail Inside Your Vagina
This one is a bit extreme, but we enjoy it. We called it a sex cocktail because it deals with a lot more than just cum. However, cum is an ingredient. First you give each other oral sex. Make sure you give him extremely sloppy head so his entire shaft has that deep saliva, that only comes up when you gag all over him. This is your lube and a key ingredient to your sex cocktail. He should also eat your pussy and make sure he digs his tongue up into your hole. You also want to be as sloppy as possible. You can also both spit on his during sex to make sure you have enough saliva ingredient inside you. This is optional, but if you squirt or can control your urine, pee a little and let him do the same. I will squirt throughout the session to make sure I add my flavor. My husband has a bit of trouble peeing while erect, so he will stop and concentrate for a few moments and just fill me up with his urine. At this point, it’s a mess. He will then stick his dick back inside me and fuck me until we both cum. At the end of the session, we should have double saliva, double urine, double cum, and my vagina totally full of all this flavor. I will get up and we will 69 each other. I get to taste myself on his dick, he gets to drink the cocktail out of my body.
This isn’t everything you can do with a sex cocktail, but we will save the Bloody Mary version for a different day.
Cum Seasoning
The taste of his cum on your meal will not ruin the flavor. Depending on what you are eating, you won’t even be able to taste it. What it will do is elevate how much your man loves you and thinks about you. Take a serving of his cum, throw it in with an ego, fry it. Scrambled eggs and sperm. Maybe even throw some ketchup on it if you want to get crazy!
Don’t forget to ask him if he would like to try it himself.
Even on his worse day, if you left him for whatever reason, he’d always remember this type of thing and know you were one of the wildest women he has ever been with. Goals right? For some of us ladies who actually do enjoy the flavor, it just makes our food better. Win, win.
Coffee and Cream, A Long Day At Work and Selfies
I’ve used my husband’s cum inside my coffee for cream a lot. The catch here isn’t just that you worship his cum enough to enjoy it all throughout your work day, but you also send selfies of yourself drinking the coffee. Your man loves watching you swallow him right? So how about he watches you drink an entire coffee, for a span of 4 hours, slowly swallowing him and your morning coffee. This is something we did as one of my 31 days of swallowing cum years ago. But it was so fun I still do it every now and then just to tease him.
Sexy right?
Facetime
So all these cool things we have done with our cum in this blog but I haven’t even said one of the most basic ideas. The classic facial. Sexy huh? Well, how about you save his cum one morning and store it however you like. Whether it be plastic bag, a sippy cup, or whatever tickles your fantasy. Later in the day, call your husband while he is at work on Facetime and give him some…well, face time. Let him know you have his morning cum and let him watch you drip it down onto your face and mouth for him to watch. Chances are, no woman has ever done anything like this for him in his life. Well, be that woman.
Ladies, this is about making memories. Do you think he will ever forget the time you called him at work over Facetime and gave yourself a facial with his morning cum 8 hours later? Of course he won’t. Imagine the possibilities of a long distance relationship and saving his cum during a visit, so when back home you can turn him on again, while also enjoying him when you miss him the most.
If you want to be even more creative, there are a lot of new toys where you can play with each other long distance. Most of these toys use your phone to function. So while he uses his phone to make your vibrator vibrate to his touch, wouldn’t it be nice to have some of his cum saved to use as lube/drip on your lips/swallow while he watches you cum for him over Facetime?
“My husband and I are such fans of your blog. My husband LOVES my beautiful brown ass and keeps telling me I should post a ass wednesday pic. Me being the shy girl I am would like to post it anonymously and was wondering if you could post it for me. We follow you on twitter and if you like the pic as much as we do please do us the honor of posting it for us.”
Second, I understand that you’re shy and some of it may be fear of rejection by others who see your picture. But there is one thing I can promise you: there will be more people who will compliment you than there will be who put you down. When it happens to me, I take it in stride and remember that the only person who should be concerned about my pictures is my husband. After posting my first picture, I realized quickly that there were women out there who were just like us: we choose to remain anonymous while showing off our most intimate parts of our body. I was very skeptical and cringed at the possibility of being made fun of for wanting to be sexy. But when I saw that Twitter was full of normal, average women like myself who loved being amateur, anonymous exhibitionists, it became fun. I learned to use Twitter and other social media platforms as a way to show my husband that although there were people who liked seeing my pictures, he was the only to get it in the flesh.
Creative Things You Can Do With Your Man’s Cum
Sometimes he will ask me to keep his cum in my mouth as he heads out to work. He will let me know he is going to call me once he is on the road and tell me when to swallow. So when he calls, I can barely talk because his cum and my saliva have really built up. But it’s actually pretty sexy and intimate. To know he is in my mouth and I am waiting for him to call me and tell me to swallow while he is driving to work. You have to be creative. Sometimes I will hold his cum in my mouth and he will stick his dick back into my vagina and start fucking me again. The whole time he fucks me, he is looking down at me while I play with his cum in my mouth. My husband is multi-orgasmic. Exactly as he orgasms the second time I will open my mouth and let him see me swallow his first load. For me, it’s almost like being came in twice at the same time. It’s very intimate and exotic because I can taste his load go down my throat as I feel his penis releasing another load inside my pussy. As he orgasms, instead of his eyes rolling back or him losing focus, he is paying close attention to everything I am doing with his cum in my mouth and his load. His second orgasm is purely based off the excitement of what I am doing to his first. And if you do everything perfect, you may even get a third load in your ass, which we call a “
Sniffing His Cum Off A Mirror Like A Drug
Facetime