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Reviews: Pulse II Duo by Hot Octopus

When we got this item in the mail, the presentation really impressed us.  The boxing of the Pulse II almost feels like you are opening fine jewelry.   The outside of the box has a nice mirror like effect, and the item is packaged with a small cloth pouch.  It feels soft and looks almost like a toy built for royalty.  The creators really took time in developing this tool.   First impressions are everything, and this item looks so classy that I felt like I needed to go wash my penis before I dared put it around my cock.

Using the Pulse II Duo was an interesting experience. The website claims it is a tool to help with foreplay, and I agree.   It is a great tool for foreplay.  Imagine laying on your back and taking a Hitachi Wand and resting it across your penis/frenulum (the sensitive area underneath your head on the underside of your shaft).  As you lay there, your lady friend gets on top of you and nicely places her clit and vagina on the other side of the Hitachi Wand.  You both lay together and move with each other, waiting to see if either of you orgasm.  Obviously, with the Hitachi Wand, you’d have the wand in the way, as well as the cord.  With the Pulse II Duo, that isn’t an issue.  It’s hands free.  Literally, imagine just the head of the Hitachi Wand wrapped around your penis, with a vibrating pulse on the underside of your shaft, and a second vibrating pulse on the outside (for the vagina). No cord, no wand, no need for hands.  It feels great and I experienced some things I had never experienced before, which is why this truly is a great tool for foreplay.

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Review – Manview Sheer (see through) Boxer Briefs

mv201991A review for men’s underwear?  Absolutely.  These briefs linked are highly recommended for new piercings, for fun, for comfort, and believe it or not, for quality.  Nothing, and I mean nothing I have ever worn feels as comfortable as these briefs.  And I have worn boxer briefs since the day they came out.  I can still remember being young and wearing tighty whities, really because I had no choice and didn’t know better.  As my teenage years came, I switched to the loose boxers most men wore.  From prison reality shows, to business men, we all went through that stage where the loose boxer was more manly than the tighty.  However, in the 90s, retail stores began selling the tight version of boxers, which still covered the legs but were form fitting. The word boxer brief was born.

manview-trunks-underwear-a3001-totomomo-1402-25-totomomo@40The days of my penis slipping through the penis hole and rubbing against my jeans or zipper of my loose fitting boxers was over.  No more sitting on my balls sac on accident or running and feeling my penis bounce back and forth between my legs.  The things we never speak about but still happened to us all.  The snug fit of boxer briefs kept men from having to look like 8 year olds, but maintained the comfortable fit that kept our manhood curled up and tight against our body.  To be honest, I probably wouldn’t have been able to play basketball in high school without them.   So why are these boxer briefs better than the cotton ones we have all grown to love?  Well for one, they are see though.    This reason alone makes them the best boxer briefs ever.  If I am in my underwear, chances are I am okay with you seeing me nude.  I don’t parade around in my briefs for people who I am not going to be nude in front of moments later.  I wouldn’t suggest these for prisoners of course, because that would probably send the sexual crimes through the roof.    However, for men who like having that secret sexy feeling, wearing these briefs does that for you.  Venice loves how they look on me, it keeps my crotch and ass totally aired out so there is MV201992no sweat build up, and if you have a new piercing, the air keeps your guiche, penis, ass, balls, and body as dry as possible under your jeans.   Cotton briefs are like wearing a sweater for your balls.  So yes, sweat creates odors, odors creates wives not wanting to pull your pants down and put your balls in their mouths.  Bad.   However, all the reasons I mentioned above still isn’t why I wear them.  I bought one pair (they ship from China — make sure you buy a size one or 2x bigger than your real size, as their sizing is different) to be kinky around Venice.  Just a spontaneous purchase because I was horny one day and wanted to walk around in see through boxers…

…it happens.

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Review: Realistic Vagina ( The Pocket Pussy )

$(KGrHqFHJBkFBRkuV0(lBRyPKrQ(yw~~60_12Unlike the Fleshlight, this realistic vagina is made to be taken out of its container. It’s more like a masturbation sleeve, not really a Fleshlight you can hold or shove between the matress.  Without knowing it was just a sleeve and only having experience with an actual Fleshlight (which this thing mimics, just much smaller), we originally tried the product by keeping it inside it’s container.  Dumb choice.  Here is the original review:

So, Venice and I have found the worst sex toy ever.  The pocket pussy. What started off as a simple curiosity, turned into me experiencing the midget’s version of a Fleshlight.  Worst toy ever. Honestly, the item comes from China so it’s possible it may be much more useful over there.  However, it really is too small for a guy with an average sized penis.  If you are over 5″ in circumference, getting your penis inside this thing is nearly impossible.  There just isn’t enough room for the flesh-like rubber to stretch inside the tube.  Multiple times while Venice gave me a hand job she would try to slide my penis inside the tube, and instead of going in the mini vagina slot (lubricated properly), it slide over top of it and slammed into the edge of the container.  Screaming and having flashbacks of slicing a few onions (Venice said I was crying but I don’t think that was the case) followed.  My advice to anyone thinking about buying a pocket pussy, stay away.  It isn’t worth the possible injuries.  If you are a teenager and on a dry spell, I’d suggest buying a loaf of bread and throwing some warm jelly in it.

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Review: California Exotics Nipple Clamps

nipple clampsAh yes, the nipple clamps.  We enjoyed using this product and it does exactly what you think it does:  pinch both of your nipples while the chain can be tugged and played with during sex.  It can be used on a male or female and the build quality is actually pretty good considering the price.  For under $10.00, you really can’t ask for much more.  I personally like to have my nipples played with until I orgasm, so putting these on during sex or oral sex mimics the sensation of having your nipples nicely pinched with someones fingers.  The tips are a soft plastic and you can loosen or tighten the clamps so they are comfortable and fit your nipples.  These can also be used to torture your man if that is something you both enjoy doing.  The clamps stay put and as long as you do not tug too hard they seem to stay on well.  I’d recommend this product to anyone looking to add a little nipple play to their bedroom.

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