Ryan and I have decided to do a blog on the different types of body shots people can in the privacy of their own home. Because we rarely go to any bars and most of the drinking we do is at home with each other, we’ve created a lot of body shot techniques that we hadn’t seen before. Although there is nothing new under the sun and some recipes are the same as your typical body shots, the purpose of our consumption was to enhance sex, not get drunk and stumble to a cab. Whether it be to get a small quick buzz to intensify sex, or just something fun to do together on a Friday night, here are a few original ideas for body shots.
Shot Caller:
Silver Tequila of your choice (Patron)
Lime slices
Sea Salt
Lick your partner’s earlobe, behind there ear, and down the neck. Leave it wet with saliva. Gentle rub sea salt over the earlobe, behind the ear, and down his or her neck. The saliva should help the salt stick to the skin. Take a sliced lime and put it in your partner’s mouth. Once your shot is prepared, lick the salt off your partner’s earlobe, then take the Tequila shot. Move to your partner’s mouth and suck on the lime slice as if you were kissing. Once you have chased the Tequila with the lime, go back behind your partner’s ear and suck the remainder of the salt off his or her ear and neck.
Shotty:
Vodka of your choice (Absolut)
Sugar
Lemon slices
Lick your partner’s nipples and leave them both moist with saliva. Pour sugar on each wet nipple, the saliva should help it stick to the body. Take a sliced lemon and squeeze a trail of juice from your partner’s belly button to his or her pubic area (above the dick or clitoris). Leave the lemon on top of her pussy (or cock — you could squeeze the juice down the length of his shaft and leave the lemon on his balls if you prefer). First you will want to lick off the sugar off your partner’s nipples then take the shot of vodka. As you swallow the vodka, follow the happy trail (lemon juice) down to his or her genitals until you reach the lemon.
Cum Shot:
Dark Rum of your choice (Captain Morgan)
Fresh Semen
Vanilla Coke
This shot will keep any woman extremely horny all night. Take your man and handle his business, however you feel like handling it. Blow job or hand job, or a mixture of both. Make sure he knows your plans, as this body shot needs a fresh batch of semen to start things off. As he cums, make sure he ejaculates into a shot glass (or two separate glasses). Fill the remainder of the glass(es) with dark rum. A true Cum Shot. Chase the shot with Vanilla Coke. Trust me, the semen has mood altering hormones that mix perfect with the buzz you get from alcohol. This combination drives me crazy mentally, because I know what I swallowed, and the night has only just started. He is already happy himself (he came, and he watched his cum used as a shot mixer). He can finish off the night returning the favor.
Money Shot:
Jagermeister
Energy Drink of your choice (Red Bull)
Fresh Semen
The Jager Bomb with Semen. Like the Cum Shot above, this is a “start up the night” shot. Nothing will get you going like this shot. Horny, drunk, hyper, and sex. Need I say more? The alcohol and caffeine combination is known to give you an intense rush, but for those of us who appreciate and notice the mood altering changes semen has on our bodies after we swallow, it takes the Jager Bomb to a whole other level. Mix the Jagermeister with his freshly squeezed semen in shot glasses. Depending on the amount of semen you can get out of him, you could do a couple shots. Follow the shot with an energy drink of your choice. You’re welcome.
Riding Shotgun:
Coffee Liqueur of your choice (Kahlua) — or any liquor of your choice
Whip Cream
Although this is a body shot, I’d say skip the whole shot glass portion of this one. Because you will have to be riding your partner, you should instead just take a large swig of coffee liqueur (or alcohol or your choice) from the bottle as your shot.
First, your partner will have to be underneath you with his or her legs closed. In my opinion, it’s preferable to be having sex, but that will be up to you. The guy can also do this shot as well. In fact, one of my most orgasmic positions is the guy on top of me with my legs closed. Because of the angle of the shaft and how it rubs over my clitoris as it penetrates, it almost feels like being fucked while someone else is rubbing my clit. As you are riding your partner, hold his or her hands above his or her head. Take your whip cream and spray it under your partners arms, and up his or her biceps (the guns). Take a shot of the coffee liqueur and then slowly lick the whipped cream from underneath your partner’s arms and biceps. Since the underarms release a lot of pheromones, it can be extremely intimate.
Shot In The Dark:
Dark Rum of your choice (Captain Morgan)
Coffee Liqueur of your choice (Kahlua)
Chocolate Syrup
Half rum, half coffee liqueur. The coffee liqueur will make the chaser unnecessary. Pour the liquid chocolate in between your partner’s ass cheeks (this is a messy shot, but I enjoy wild and messy). Take the shot of Rum and lean them over. Run your tongue up his or her ass and butt cheeks. Since no chaser is needed, this is a perfect time to give and let your partner enjoy receiving a little analinguist. There isn’t much that feels better than having a slight buzz and feeling the sensation of a tongue rubbing your ass and rim.
3 Point Shot:
Dark Rum of your choice (Captain Morgan)
Irish Cream Liqueur of your choice (Baileys)
Powdered Chocolate Milk Mix (Nestle Quick Mix)
Suck on your man’s penis and balls and leave them wet with your saliva. He’ll really enjoy this. Gently rub the powered chocolate milk mix on his balls and penis (the penis is optional — depending on if he is erect and it’s going down your throat) Although the concept behind this shot is deep throating, any female can do this. If your guy is not erect, this shot should be easy for any woman to perform. Mix the shot with half dark rum, half Irish cream liqueur. The Irish cream liqueur will make the chaser unnecessary. Take the shot and put your man’s entire erect penis in your mouth (I enjoy doing this with an erect penis, because feeling the shaft move down my throat helps replace the alcohol burn — and it’s also extremely intense for him as well). If he isn’t erect, same thing. After you’ve got his entire penis in your mouth, stick your tongue out and clean the chocolate off both of his balls. Make sure he is watching. Slowly pull your mouth off his dick and suck as hard as you can stretching his penis it’s entire length on the way up and getting off all of the chocolate flavor. Finish cleaning up the balls and enjoy the taste.
Pussy Shot:
Cherry Vodka
Sugar
Whip Cream
Rub your finger in your ladies vagina, stir the shot with the same finger before taking it to the face.
Make sure he is real comfortable because once he takes the pussy shot, you shouldn’t expect to see his face anytime soon. Have him lick your pussy and suck on your lips until your entire area is soaking wet. Also make sure he sticks his fingers inside your pussy and gets your juices all over his fingers. Have him rub your juices all over your lips and inner thighs. Once it’s wet, he will need to grab the sugar and sprinkle some all over your pussy. He then will need to spray some whipped cream around your clit area and inside your vagina and ass hole. Not a lot, as you do not want food inside these areas, but enough so that he can dig inside your body with his tongue and taste the sweetness.
After your pussy is covered in sugar, he needs to go down and lick the sugar off your lips and thighs. Then he takes a shot of cherry vodka and chase it by sticking his tongue inside your whip cream soaked ass and vagina. The deeper his tongue goes, the more whipped cream he gets. Once he is finished with the whipped cream, he needs to stay down for as long as your hands can hold his head there, because the pussy shot is the grand finale. He needs to eat you out until you cum all over his face so he can really get the true chaser in a good pussy shot. Your cum.
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Yesterday while on twitter I made a comment about no longer wanting to have threesomes with Venice because I feel depressed afterwards. Although I have never tried to figure out the explanation behind this depression, I got a response from a twitter follower named @Verbal75 that used the term Top Drop. Venice and I had never heard of the term so I asked him to explain what it meant, and he did. Although I am unsure if that is exactly what I am feeling regarding threesomes (that will be another blog), I have dealt with feeling depressed after having everyday vanilla sex with Venice. Either way, as an introvert I was interested in the terminology and asked if @Verbal75 would like to write a blog about what he was trying to explain to me. Amazingly, by the next day, I had this story in our inbox.
Venice: It comes to no surprise to me that actress, Paula Patton, wife of singer Robin Thicke, has finally filed for divorce. I’m not going to go on about “she was too good for him anyway” the way the Ricky Smiley morning radio show did this morning, because she’s not. Paula Patton and Robin Thicke are two beautiful people whose relationship was enviable because of the length of time they’d been together (since they were 14 years old), which is right up there with Denzel & Pauletta Washington (married 31 years) and Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick (married 26 years). That is the primary reason I had for going “Aww” every time I saw them in a picture together. I’m sure there are other couples who’ve been together longer, but these are the ones that come to mind from my generation. Celebrity or not, you gotta love relationships that (may or may not) outlast their careers.
One of the major keys to a successful marriage is having hobbies. Not just hobbies you do on your own, although that isn’t necessarily bad, but hobbies you and your best friend and lover can do together. Your spouse is your best friend right? If (s)he is not, finding a hobby you can do together is a great way to rekindle or start that friendship. For us, our friendship comes first in our relationship. Sex, going out to eat, errands, and everything we do together is so much more enjoyable when we both understand that we are not just lovers, dating, or running around doing chores together, but we are best friends who happen to do some cool stuff, and some not so cool tedious stuff. But at least we have our friendship and playfulness to get us through the long grocery line waits. And how can sex, exploring each others bodies, anal, or yes even cum shots, not be fun as hell when you know it’s with your best friend? “Okay, we’re bored? Let’s fuck then?!”
But let’s go back even fuuuurther. Take the mid-16th century painting “Venus and an Organist and a Little Dog.” Notice her wide hips, big arms, folding flaps of skin, stomach pouch: all these things that define a woman were more normal and acceptable than they are now. Why you ask? I think it’s easy to forget what a woman’s body represents, so here are a few reminders: