Let’s start this review off with a bit of a disclaimer. We really just do reviews for fun, not to be the most informative or sex toy gurus in the sex blogosphere. If you are a long time reader, then you know most of our blogs are light-hearted and fun. If you are new to our site and reading reviews to get accurate research information on a sex toy that you are planning on sticking inside your anus, you may want to check out another site. This is not what we do.
So let’s talk about Masturgasm. We browsed there catalog and saw a variety of toys that looked interesting to say the least. Even if you aren’t in the market for sex toys, their catalog is a blog topic in itself. Awesome looking butt plugs shaped like fat girls, animal penises, and even a dildo that is shaped like Darth Vader. I seriously didn’t even skim the top of all the variety they have. Anything you can think of has been turned into a dildo. Looking for a semi truck with a flat tired on the side of a highway on the planet Mars? They have it! Not only do they have it, they also have that truck drivers penis molded in the shape of a tire iron. Crazy dildos for crazy nights indeed.
What we decided to do was be a little less crazy and try out the Fidelity G-Spot. You know, a simple double penetration, clitoris massager, cock ring, and ball stretcher all in one. Yea, pretty much we were not going to go crazy at all. Just an average day here for Venice and I at Fuckblogging.com.
I’ve never seen anything like this before so I will give my opinion from my perspective and Venice will write a short review of her experience with the toy as well.
When I tried to put it on, I got a bit lazy and figured I would just push my limp dick through the lower hole and once the head was showing, pull it out of the other side. Bad idea. I tussled with this thing for about 5 minutes trying to manipulate my penis like a cock contortionist and get it through this hole. I thought lubing it up would make it slip out just as easy as it slips on. I shouldn’t think when it comes to sex toys, just lube up and slide my dick into all the holes and find a vagina. Lubricate this thing up so your dick slides right in. Don’t be lazy.
So after I lubed up, I had no issues with the penis hole. Here is the downside, the area where the penis slides in takes up nearly 3 inches of your cock. This means that 3 inches of your penis will basically be unusable. Pretty much, that takes the majority of men 50% out of the ball game. The good thing is, your dick is going in the woman’s anus so maybe the “not so deep” anal will be something your woman prefers.
The balls hole is a whole other story. For me, this was a complicated procedure and I’d advise you to be careful not to stretch the material too much. However, I felt I had no choice because there was no way my balls were just going to slide through that hole. At one point I was holding the hole open while Venice tried to shove my balls down through the hole with her fingers. That definitely didn’t feel good. We decide to skip this part and leave my balls free falling.
The good thing is, once the Fidelity G-Spot is in place, the toy seems extremely secure for being as heavy as it is. I figured it would twist sideways like a fat guy trying to ride a bull, but surprisingly the dildo on top and the clit ticklers on top of that, stayed in position.
The dildo was textures smooth and felt very soft, which we prefer. Not too thick, not too long, which for we also prefer. I don’t enjoy using large dildos on Venice and get no thrill out of it, and thankfully she hates any discomfort when it comes to toys or dildo. This toy seemed to be perfect for our preference.
Once everything was in position and it was time to get busy, it was a bit hard to grab and control my dick, which now looked like a device James Bond would use. But because I have a few experiences with maneuvering my penis through difficult terrains, I still managed to slide my dick in Venice’s ass. After slowly penetrating, I bent the upper dildo down and slid it inside her vagina. She moaned and pulled me closer. I kept looking down to make sure everything was in its proper place, and from my perspective it looked good. The tickler was directly on her clit, the G-Spot dildo was inside her vagina, and of course, my dick was in her ass. I drove my body as deep as I could and enjoyed the sensation. However, as far as really grinding and finishing, I probably couldn’t orgasm with this contraption on my body. I can enjoy the idea of giving Venice a double penetration and Venice can feel the full feeling of both of her holes being used at the same time, but the more horny I got, the more I just wanted to rip this thing off and grind my dick as deep in Venice’s ass as I could. With the price being so affordable, you really can’t go wrong with this. Anything under 40 dollars that gives me a new experience with Venice, I’m always down for it.
Venice thoughts:
Besides the fumbling around helping Ryan put on this toy, I enjoyed it. It’s soft and smooth so this is the first time I’ve used a dildo that I didn’t mind inside me. The dildo didn’t push too hard and was soft enough that it was comparable to an actual penis. For me, anything that feels hard and unnatural absolutely turns me off. I also noticed that when Ryan drove his body inside, the tickler on top rubbed against my clit, which felt amazing. Some toys in the past have irritated my insides, I had no problems with this. Although they suggested using water based lubrication, we used Coconut Oil. The price point is so affordable that the oil slowly breaking down the toy doesn’t concern us. If we continue to enjoy it, we’d just purchase another one.
We’d also like to thank TSX Toys and Masturgasm for sending extra items for us to giveaway to our readers. So please look out in the future when we announce giveaways sponsored by TSX Toys! If you are in the market for an sperm whale anal plug, we may have the toy for you! Please check the water bottle for a size reference on those anal plugs in the photo. 🙂
More Info and Price:
Fidelity G-Spot by Masturgasm
Description:
Now you can be in two places at once! This is an innovative new toy that allows you to double penetrate your partner! Just slide your cock into the hole underneath the shaft of the dildo, and then, one at a time, push your balls through the cock ring at the base, and you’re locked in and ready for action! Your partner won’t be able to thank you enough! Made from phthalate-free PVC. Persons with allergies to latex, PVC, or urethane should not use this product. Novelty use only.
Made from non-phthalate PVC.
*Persons with allergies to latex, PVC, or urethane should not use this product. Novelty use only.
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