I suppose you are wondering why anyone would review the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape 18 years later. Damn, 18 years later?! Well, first of all, our entire site is based off real couples and real sex. This video is a bit of both. Also, it doesn’t feel right reviewing sex tapes or future sex tapes without at least writing our opinions about the godfather of them all. Yes, it’s a bit outdated but it has to be done. The fun part is we have never really watched these videos so for us it’s still our first impressions.
A bit of background for those of you that may have been underage or under a rock when this tape leaked. Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee had a sex tape of them on their honeymoon leak in 1995 after it was stolen from their home. Anderson sued the video distribution company, Internet Entertainment Group. Ultimately, the Lees entered into a confidential settlement agreement with IEG. Thereafter, the company began making the tape available to subscribers to its web sites again, resulting in triple the normal traffic on the sites.
Another tape, which was made before the Tommy Lee tape, involving Anderson and musician Bret Michaels from Poison, was later announced, and an abridged version of less than 60 seconds appeared on the internet. Frames of the video first appeared in Penthouse magazine in March 1998. The tape was successfully blocked by Michaels, but a four-minute sex tape is still available on the Internet.
Two things that pique our most primal instincts: watching people fuck or fight. Let’s cut to the chase – people enjoy celebrity sex tapes because they are watching celebrities fuck. It’s a small window of opportunity to look inside the lives of famous people and see how they do the dirty deed. Most of the time, our minds build these people up into super humans; famous and able to do things we can only imagine. However, seeing them fuck brings them right back down to earth. We love that. Money and fame can’t make a celebrity’s sex life any better than Mary Joe and Billy Bob in the trailer park. Money didn’t make his dick big, didn’t make his female partner fly around the bed room and land on his cock after 8 flips and a somersault, and it didn’t make his orgasm any different from our own. Good sex is all about attitude, keeping your ego in check, and letting someone totally consume you (something celebrities have a very hard time with), and being open and comfortable with your partner.
If you’ve watched a sex tape, ask yourself why. Did you wonder what a person who has money and fame fucks like? Oh, Ms. Everything is so gorgeous and a great actor, I wonder how well she fucks and sucks dick? I wonder how she grooms her vagina? How do her nipples look? I wonder if her partner is huge? How big is his dick? In fact, these questions will be our official categories when rating videos.
Below I have listed each category with a short description of the criteria for each:
Quality: Can you even see what is going on? Most real sex tapes do not have the best quality (see our stuff), so we will rate each videos quality. This opinion will be based solely of the quality of the footage, not the content.
Entertainment Value: Is the video even worth the attention it gets? Does this sex tape include real home video footage, paid actors with fake “home” footage, wrestling midget clowns, corny dialogue, or just straight sex footage. This category speaks for itself. Entertainment value.
Star Factor: Can this video turn a C-rated celebrity into a superstar? Does the video live up to the hype behind the name? We’ll decide.
Skill: Does he/she fuck good? Of course this is all based on our opinions, but we will judge the skill level of these celebs. Does he fuck good, does she suck dick amazing, or do they just flat out stink in the sack?
The Woman: This category will be based off the quality of the woman/women, including her hair, her breasts, her ass, her vagina grooming habits, and yes, probably even her nails.
The Man: Everyone likes to see what a man is working with, including other men. In other words, is his dick big? If the man is a celeb or not, we will let you know our opinions of what sized tools are being used in each sex tape.
Sexual Value: This is a bit different from entertainment value, simply because I can be entertained, but not wet. During the videos, Ryan and I will sit next to each other and I will fondle him, rub his balls, and watch with an open mind. I assume he will be doing the same. Does it give Ryan an erection? Does it make me want to suck his dick? We will watch the videos together and if we fuck during or immediately after, the videos will be given a high sex value. I assume, famous or not, if the sex is good and they both seem into it, it will turn us both on. If the sex is medicore, we will let you know.
Summary and Conclusion:
In all fairness, we have certainly had our own stuff criticized, reviewed, hated, loved, insulted, complimented, judged, and so on. With over a half million views on our “sex tapes,”,we understand that nothing can please everyone. Some people think a dick is big, some people think a dick is small. Some people think a woman acting timid and sucking dick slow is amazing, some people think that is lame as hell. Opinions are just that, opinions. Our reviews are meant to entertain those that come to our site and read our blogs, moreso than truly judge a sex tape. If you were really interested in a sex tape, I assume you’d find it yourself rather than come here to read our opinions about it.