Threesome Memoirs – Bisexuality

Threesome Memoirs: Table of Contents

bisexual

Let’s say you are browsing a porn website, which I know some of you reading sexblogging.com would never do.  But let’s just close our eyes and pretend.  After you’ve studied the “Craigslist is Dead!  Get Easy Pussy Now!” advertisement for a few moments, you decide to actually browse the selection.  If you click on Hardcore, you will probably see a man and a woman having sex in various positions as fast as possible.  This video usually ends up with the man jumping to his feet in his last seconds and unloading his semen onto a woman’s shocked yet happy face.    If you click on Gay, you will probably see two men fucking each other without condoms or pissing on each other while they talk extremely manly. Or maybe just two college guys stroking it next to each other with huge smiles on their faces.  If you click on Lesbian,  you will probably see two women having sex in the scissor position fake orgasming for 10 minutes.  Ok, I’m not going to keep going.   I know most of you on our page have never even thought of visiting a porn website, so just imagine endless categories along the side of page, from Anal and Asian, to Tranny and Grannies.   My point?  If you click on Bisexual, what will you see?  You will either see two bisexual women and a man, or two bisexual men and a woman.  You will never click on a video or buy a porn that says, “Bisexual” and not see one of these combinations.  Why?  Because a true bisexual experience is a person enjoying another person of the same sex, and the opposite sex, at the same time.  If you clicked on a Bisexual link and you ended up watching a lesbian or gay video, you would be extremely disappointed. 

That’s how I feel in my sex life.

Would it matter if I told you that even though you clicked Bisexual and ended up watching a gay or lesbian scene you can still watch and enjoy the videos because those people you are currently watching having gay or lesbian sex also have heteosexual sex off camera?  The actors/actresses are “bisexual.”  Does that make watching the video more bisexual?

Nope.

This blog topic may cause a bit of stir among the millions of bisexual women that visit our blog daily (okay, I may have exaggerated a little).  For me, bisexuality is not being a part-time lesbian.  Not that anything is wrong with being a part-time lesbian, but for me, bisexuality is enjoying a man and woman together at the same time.  Maybe I will start a new movement?  I’ve spoken with various women who all claim to be totally bisexual, yet their goal is to get me to commit to a lesbian experience.  I understand why, as most women are already in a relationship with a man and can’t just join another woman and her man for a true bisexual experience.  In fact, both women are usually in the same situation, so rather than deal with men, they instead become part-time lesbians and have a lesbian experience.  I also understand why they would classify themselves as bisexual.  They like men and women, they just like them seperate.  In essence, they are part-time heterosexual and part-time lesbians.  One thing is certain, they are not having bisexual experiences if their female and male partners are not all in the same room. 

With that being said, let me make it clear to the readers, I am bisexual.  When I say bisexual, I mean I am absolutely bisexual.  To be fair, I am also a part-time heterosexual.  Although I got married prior to really finding out who I was on the inside, I wouldn’t stop having sex with my husband now simply because I know I am bisexual and prefer to have him  and another woman rather than us alone.  I do not consider this settling, as I am committed and love him, and I will always do what I need to do to keep Ryan completely happy.  Does this mean I will also accept less than what I really desire  and go have a lesbian experience just to be with a woman?  Absolutely not.  I am not a lesbian.  I am not even a part-time lesbian.  And I am definitely not an intern lesbian working for free to gain experience. 

Do I consider my bond with Ryan the reason I am really into bisexual experiences only?  Absolutely.  For me, no matter how attractive a woman is, the experience would feel empty if my partner in life wasn’t with me.  Do I want to taste women, enjoy women, and be with a woman in every way possible?  For sure, but not enough so that I am willing to cheapen my own experience because I have to come home and talk about how cool it was and how I wish Ryan could have been there.  He is my lover and best friend.   I need him around to truly enjoy my experiences.  I’m not looking for notches on my belt, the same as I am not answering random ads to hook up with random men on the fly.  Women are complicated and I am definitely a woman.  Even though I love sex, I do not sell myself for cheapened experiences just to do it. 

Make sense?

Snapshot Wednesday – I Got Your Back

got your backWe have decided to add erotic photography of us to our blog each Wednesday, now known as Snapshot Wednesday.  These won’t be low quality candids or shots taken from our cell phones, these will be photographs we love from our own little photo shoots.  Hopefully these pictures will come out more like tasteful erotic art rather than amateur pornography.  We will update the gallery each week with a new photo to share with our blog followers.

This week we used a photo we named I Got Your Back.  This photo was originally taken with the concept of me faced towards Ryan with  my legs wrapped around his waist.  We actually got a few shots we may use in the future with our planned pose, but our photo sessions usually don’t stop until my pussy is soaked and Ryan’s cock is pulsating.  As our bodies touched, I began to feel a stream of my own froth drip down my thigh which Ryan could clearly see in the studio lighting.  Ryan immediately began to grow right in front of me. He quickly set the camera on auto capture and I turned around and faced my ass towards the light so Ryan could get a good look.  I grabbed the wall with one hand and played with my wet pussy with the other.  Ryan came up behind me and roughly slid his fat dick inside my body.   As he thrusted he grabbed my hand against the wall and held it there tightly until I felt his erection become rock hard.  Knowing he was going to cum I reached back and squeezed his ass with my free hand and braced myself for his orgasm thrusts.  The entire time I could hear the camera capturing our quick fuck session.  Afterwords, with my pussy dripping my own juices and Ryan’s semen, I stood next to Ryan still nude flipping through the photos until we picked this one to share with the world.

Threesome Memoirs – Things NOT To Text Your Possible Threesome Partner

Threesome Memoirs: Table of Contents

textAs most of our readers know Ryan and I have been playing the field looking for a viable female threesome partner.  In this search, I have learned that anything you say in a text message to a possible third could be the absolute end of any contact.   To help couples in the future not make a few obvious mistakes, we have compiled a list of things you should never text or say to your possible threesome partner in the courting process.

“Oh yea I love to blog.  In fact, I almost have a million views.  I can’t really give you the website or link or anything because I don’t want you to judge me or not want to kiss me because of the things you see or what I’ve said there.”

“Do you want my husband to have a camera ready?”

“Can I blog about you?”

“Are you a germ freak?  If so, I will make sure I clean underneath my fingernails.”

” If you want, I will tell my husband not to cum in me tonight. Or he can, if that sounds better?”

” I am cleaning out my closet so my husband has room to hide tonight.”

” Do you want to adopt a dog together from the animal shelter?”

“Hell yea, I just bought a double sided dildo from the comic con.  It looks just like  a Star Wars Sith Lord light saber”
No matter how she responds:
“Luke, I am your father.”

“On a finger scale of one to fist, what do you like?”

“Do you want to look at commitment rings together?”

“I wonder if a gay marriage is possible if I am already in a straight marriage?” 

“So should I sanitize my dildo or are you into sloppy seconds?”

“Are you against butt plugs in your mouth?”

“No, we’ll be in the basement, it’s soundproof. We won’t have to worry about my parents barging in.”
No matter how she responds:
” I call it the sex dungeon.”

“Don’t worry, my kids won’t knock or bother us.”

“Maybe you can pick up a few of my prescriptions before you come over?”

 

 

Freaky Friday Search Terms – Reasons why girls cum tastes salty

freakyfridayEach week we will post our most outrageous search terms that people used to find our website that week.  Ryan and I will then share our own thoughts and hopefully entertain you guys or at least make the search term make a little less sense.

This week we are actually doing something a little different.  We have Chico Dusty from Sex.com with us to share some of his thoughts.

Chico Dusty:  First of all, I’d like to thank Ryan and Venice for having me here. I’ve been a fan of theirs for a while and since getting to know them via Twitter I’ve come to realize that they are two of the best people in the whole wide world.

Anyways, that’s enough flattery for now. It’s time for an introduction.

I’m Chico Dusty.  Some of you may already know me from The Sex.com Blog.  When I tell people I write for Sex.com, they usually say, “Oh God. Sex.com?  That was the first website I ever visited.”

Some people are drawn the simplicity of the domain name, others find me by the sheer insanity of what they searched. Today, I’m going to share with you the craziest search terms in Google Analytics for a very special Sex.com edition of “Freaky Friday Search Terms”.

Each search term was gathered by wordpress and/or google statistics and they are all very real search terms.  Each search term was used by some person in the world that ended up on sex.com.

10. a knight’s tale nude
Chico:
I’ve definitely never written about A Knight’s Tale but I do secretly love this movie because there was a period in my life where I was watching it weekly on TBS Superstation. How were they able to find me based on a secret love of this movie? Are there any nude scenes in A Knight’s Tale? I genuinely don’t know. There definitely weren’t when it was airing on TBS.
Ryan: Hey man, you’re really the writer for sex.com?  That was like the first site I ever visited when I turned 18.
Venice: Sure Ryan, you waited until you turned 18, huh?
Ryan: Of course I did. 
Chico:
Uh huh.
Ryan:
 I still remember on my 18th birthday I typed in S on my browser and it tried to default me to ScoobySnacks.com, because that is where I usually visited prior to coming of age.  But on that glorious day I actually went to sex.com.
Venice: So was it worth the wait?
Ryan: Well, unfortunately, I learned that day that I was extremely under average.  Thanks a fucking lot, Chico.
Chico: No problem.
Venice: Oh dear.

9. anyone remember internet pics from 2005-2007 of girl named “summer”?
Chico:
My advice to this person is to stop living in the past. 2005-2007 was a long time ago. This “Summer” girl is just a memory and you’re going to find her with this vague description.
Ryan: Daaayuuumn, Chico is dropping big knowledge beans on ’em.
Venice: Knowledge beans?
Ryan: Sure, why not.  I’m trying to be “hip cool Ryan” today.
Venice: Stop.

8. beastiality archive
Chico: I knew that secret archive of BESTIALITY would come back to haunt me someday.
Ryan: Where?
Venice: He’s joking, Ryan.
Ryan: How do you know?  He doesn’t seem like he is joking.  Did you see his advice in the previous search term?  Knowledge beans and everything.  He is genuinely trying to help people here.
Chico:  Ryan…
Venice: Chico, no, don’t do it.  Don’t feed into it.  Don’t feed the animals.
Ryan: Speaking of animals, I’d like to see that hidden archive Chic Doggy Dogg.
Chico: Ryan…
Venice: Let it go Chico, he’s not right.  He’s just not right.

7. sex woman no torso
Venice:
Wtf?
Ryan: I believe that is called a Flesh Light.
Chico: Does anyone know what the appeal of having sex with a woman with no torso? Maybe it’s just me, but for me I like a woman with a torso.
Ryan: Where would I cum?
Venice: This really confused you huh, Ryan?
Ryan: Seriously, like, her tramp stamp would have to be on her shoulders if she didn’t have a torso.
Venice: Oh god.
Ryan: If I wanted to slap her ass would I have to punch her chest?
Chico: That’s not quite what I expected.
Venice: Ryan’s heard that a few times.

6. Cheetos porn
Chico:
As far as food and sex go, I draw the line at chocolate. Chocolate is delicious and it can act as an mild aphrodisiac. That’s why chocolate and sex work.
Venice: Ooooh, I can do chocolate.
Chico: Cheetos though? No thanks. I would rather get pegged than have that greasy, orange dust all over my skin and sheets.
Ryan: I’d have to test the lubrication elements between the Cheetos and chocolate to really make an educated decision.  It sounds like the greasy orange dust may have a slight edge over sticky chocolate., but before I give any input, I’ll research a bit more.  I like to make sure anything I say is as accurate as possible.
Chico: Seems like it.
Ryan:
Venice: Yea, Mr. Accurate, A.K.A. Knowledge Beans

5. Has India Reynolds done porn befor?
Chico:
Yes, she’s a porn star.
Ryan: Wait, so you’re saying a porn star has done porn before?
Chico: Yes.
Venice: Deep…
Ryan: Real deep.

4. How do I watch porn?
Chico:
The first thing you need to do is learn how to watch things…
Venice:
Chico wait, let me take this one. 
Ryan:
You sure, Venice? This may be a bit over your head?
Chico:
That’s true, it could get a bit complicated Venice.  Just say your safety word and I will help you out.
Ryan: What the hell?  You and Chico have a safety word Venice?
Venice: Purple nurple
Chico:
Ryan: …
Venice:
Okay, anyway, back to the question.  First, you have to find porn.  Then you watch it.
Chico: My mind is blown right now.
Ryan: Purple nurple?

3. How sexually good will a pornstar make me feel if she were to fuck me?
Chico:
Probably pretty good. Just think about how sexually good you usually feel after you fuck and then multiply that by 3. Get it? 3X? XXX? Stupid joke. I know. I’m sorry.
Ryan: …
Venice: …
Ryan:
 Hey man, are you really the guy from sex.com though?  That was like the first site I ever visited.
Chico:
Chico: Is he going to do this the entire time?
Venice: Maybe.
Ryan: Do what?

2. Is having sex in a car bad luck?
Chico: Unless you manage to break all the mirrors in the car while you’re having sex, I would say that you’re in the clear luck-wise.
Ryan: Well, if the car is parked under a ladder, it could be a bit sketchy.
Venice: Especially if like a black cat jumps on the hood and looks in the car while you’re having oral sex.
Ryan: Well, if her name is Mary and she is on her period?
Venice: Oh my god, you’re so bloody Mary!
Chico: Bloody Mary?
Ryan:  Okay, listen, if one of you says that name again I am stopping right now.  Not funny.
Venice: But we’re not even in a car Ryan, it’s okay.
Ryan: Seriously, not funny.

1. Reasons why girls cum tastes salty?
Venice:
It’s probably not a girl’s cum. 
Ryan:
Are you licking a girls cum off sweaty balls?
Venice: Did your salty sweaty balls rub up against her pussy before she came?
Chico: Maybe she just peed?
Venice: It’s not pee though.
Ryan: It is if it’s salty. 
Chico:
 If I were you, I wouldn’t worry about why a girl’s cum tastes salty and just take solace in the fact you were able to make her cum. All things considered, making a girl cum isn’t THAT easy.
Venice: Chico just changed the topic to save an argument.
Ryan: It’s pee.
Venice:  It’s not pee.
Ryan: It’s water that comes from the bladder.
Venice: Whatever.
Chico: Thanks again Ryan and Venice. I love you both very much.
Venice: Bloody Mary!
Ryan: Wtf, not cool at all.

Happy Birthday Ryan. Birthday Sex #live

Below is the live feed from our twitter feed on the night of Ryan’s birthday.  Although they may be hard to read, each tweet was live and to our 20,000+ followers.

October 17, 2013 – 7:52 p.m.
@sexblogging (Ryan): Nothing going on, birthday fail.
🙁

October 17, 2013 – 8:38 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: You’re a bitch. Now you’ll be treated like one.

tied up1October 17, 2013 – 8:38 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Live tweet-by-tweet of of Ryan’s birthday night of lovin’/torture.  Stay tuned…

October 17, 2013 – 8:45 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs:  All tied up. #live  (picture attached)

October 17, 2013 – 8:49 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs:  Stroking his dick,  moaning under his blindfold, feeling him grow in my mouth. #live 

October 17, 2013 – 8:56 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Sucking on his nipple while fingering his guiche, making him apologize for posting “I had a bad birthday.” Constantly apologizing. #live  

October 17, 2013 – 9:04 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs:  Feeding him a shot of rum, mudslide chaser, fingering his ass as I kiss on his neck. #live  

balls tightOctober 17, 2013 – 9:10 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Tight, full balls and a hard dick.  Moaning uncontrollably, using my tongue to loosen his nuts. #live  (picture attached)

October 17, 2013 – 9:12 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Feeding him his second shot, it’s my piss (not rum).  He fucking loves it. #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:14 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Feeding him a 3rd shot (of rum) fr my mouth to his, like a fountain.  I stand over him, make him suck my piss-covered pussy lips dry. #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:20 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Rum shots 3 & 4 down Ryan’s hatch, licking the spilled rum off his neck, I leave him alone as I check on my lentils cooking. #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:22 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: #NP “Blue Light” by Mazzy Star.  I’ll be back, Ryan.  #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:27 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Ryan tells me he loves this song, he’s faded, and that his dick is numb.  He threatens to rape my ass. It’s not rape if I want it. #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:31 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Me: How do you feel, Ryan?
Ryan: Drunk cause you fucking drunked me! Give me another shot! #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:34 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Ryan: Are you naked? Fucking tell me!
I drag my tits across his mouth to give him his answer. #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:36 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Deepthroating this mother fucker, his thighs wrapped around my head. #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:38 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: “Give me another shot, V…” #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:39 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Shot #5, keeping him hard, licking his bellybutton, no penetration…yet.  #live

prostateOctober 17, 2013 – 9:42 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Prostate massage. Grab that headboard, Ryan. #live (picture attached) 

October 17, 2013 – 9:45 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Ryan: Ima tear your ass up once I’m free. Me: Promise? #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:48 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Spreading his ass, tongue fucking his asshole. “I don’t want to cum 20x, I want to cum once! Make me cum, bitch!” My lentils are done. #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:51 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Ryan is talking shit, calling me a dick-sucking freak.  I’m keeping him hard all night, teasing, tempting. “Let’s FUCK, V!” #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:55 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: “Let me suck the juices outta you please,  let’s fuck please, I’m blue balling, you don’t want to hurt me, right?”  “STFU, Ryan” #live

Stroking itOctober 17, 2013 – 9:59 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Jacking off the birthday boy. #live (picture attached)

October 17, 2013 – 10:01 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: “Stop fucking around and get me off!” he says. Me: “Now Ima make you limp just to get you hard again” I eat his ass. #live

October 17, 2013 – 10:04 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Dick in my mouth, he drips with precum, I pull away, a string of sticky froth connects his cock and my lips. #live

October 17, 2013 – 10:08 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: “This is not normal to tease a dick this long…I’M GONNA CRY!” I play his drunk ass cock like an accordion #live

October 17, 2013 – 10:10 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: 69ing. #live

October 17, 2013 – 10:12 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Untying him. #live

October 17, 2013 – 10:16 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs:  Fucking. #live

October 17, 2013 – 10:17 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Ass rammin’.  #live

Old CuffsOctober 17, 2013 – 10:19 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Makeshift handcuffs, cum in my ass. Happy birthday, 2-minute man. 🙂 My job is done. Til next year. #live (picture attached)

October 17, 2013 – 10:31 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: The lentils. 🙂 #live

October 17, 2013 – 10:33 p.m.
@sexblogging (Ryan):  Omg V, is that why you kept fucking stopping? Tweeting? Wow, I got owned.

October 17, 2013 – 10:38 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: NO. I was monitoring my lentils.  They’re a delicate legume. Ass. Happy birthday, baby.

GrossOctober 17, 2013 – 10:44 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: These lentils are stupendous after simmering for 2 hours. 🙂 #live

October 17, 2013 – 10:49 p.m.
@sexblogging (Ryan): Venice Venice Venice can’t u see sometimes ur mouth just hypnotizes me & I just love ur flashy ways this is why you’re dope and they’re so blah.

Happy Birthday Ryan.