Random Moments – Sex So Good It Took Us Back To The Future

back to the futureA few Saturdays ago, Ryan was invited to watch UFC 182, Jon Jones v. Daniel Cormier, at his friend’s house. Because of a prior commitment with our little ones, I wasn’t able to go. This was a very highly anticipated fight for Ryan, so I told him to go and to call me if he got bored or if he wanted to say hi. The preliminary fights started at 7:00 p.m. and the house was an hour away. He was bringing drinks, so he knew he had to leave about 5:30 so that he can stop by the liquor store and get provisions.

4 o’clock rolled around and he hopped in the shower to get ready. Meanwhile I went to the kitchen to pre-heat the oven for pizza. I set it to 455 degrees fahrenheit. It called for 450 degrees, but I was too lazy to hit the minus button on the oven to make it exact. I’ve never known a frozen pizza to burn because of five degrees.

20 minutes later, Ryan is ready and I put the pizza into the oven. We all flock to Ryan in the kitchen to say good-bye to him and to shower him with hugs and kisses, but I’m not ready for him to go yet. I touch his crotch and told him that I wanted to fuck him. I pull him into the room and start to undo his pants. “Damn, girl! You just had it! You want it again?”

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Threesome Memoirs – Face Fucking, Semen, And Threesomes

face fucking threesomeThere are three things I love: Ryan’s cum, face-fucking, and threesomes. I was lucky enough to experience all three at the same time. You may ask, “Doesn’t every face-fucking end with Ryan cumming in my throat? Yes, sometimes even twice.” But it has never happened during a threesomes, and not every intimate moment ends in him orgasming. You may also ask, “Doesn’t every threesome end in you or Ryan having an orgasm?” No, definitely not.

Ryan and I made a promise to have intimate time with each other every morning and evening (to start and end our days — the circle). This doesn’t mean that I have to orgasm or that he has to orgasm. The decision on whether or not we will orgasm can be just as uncertain as to how we decide to spend our intimate time with together. Ryan can let me know which of my holes he is currently obsessed on, but I control whether or not we wait for later to orgasm or end our intimacy with a bang (literally). Sometimes we will fuck until my body and vagina feel raw and if he hasn’t came, I will let him know the clock is ticking. “If it doesn’t happen in the next few minutes, you’ll have to wait until tonight,” I’ll tell him. Or tomorrow. Whatever I feel like telling him. I work hard to empty his balls. Very hard. And I take a lot of pride in what I do. I like knowing that I can bring him to climax quickly, intensely, or in multiple amounts. I love it all. It makes me feel like a woman and it makes me feel like I’ve done my job as a wife.

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A Complete List Of Celebrity Sex Tapes

farrahFarah Abraham
2013: The MTV personality announced that she had filmed a sex tape with porn star/actor James Deen. She claimed the video is a celebration of her body and nothing more.

More about Farah Abraham:
Farrah Lynn Abraham (born May 31, 1991) is an American reality television personality. Born in Omaha, Nebraska, and raised in Council Bluffs, Iowa, she came to prominence after being cast in the reality television series 16 and Pregnant in 2009, which documented the pregnancies and first months of motherhood for several young women. Later that year she was cast in the spin-off series Teen Mom, and appeared in each of its four seasons until its conclusion in 2012. That August she released her debut studio album and first memoir, both of which were titled My Teenage Dream Ended. The book made it onto The New York Times Best Seller list, while the album was named the 32nd best album of 2012 by The Guardian, which called it “the weirdest record you’ve heard this year. A truly bizarre mix of generic Guetta-pop beats, drilling sounds, and Abraham’s abrasive AutoTuned vocals”.

In 2013, Abraham gained worldwide notoriety after the release of the ‘sex tape’ Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, in which she appeared with adult-film star James Deen; its sequel Farrah 2: Backdoor and More included unused footage from the first shoot and was released the following year. In 2014, she appeared on the fourth season of Couples Therapy individually; in doing so, she became the first cast member to participate without a partner. In 2015, she returned to Teen Mom with the spin-off series Teen Mom OG.

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Pamela-AndersonPamela Anderson
1998: The honeymoon Pamela and her then-husband Tommy Lee was captured on camera by the couple and later leaked online by Internet Entertainment Group. It’s one of the first online celeb sex tape scandals. 2005: A DVD of Pamela and Bret Michaels was released.

More about Pamela Anderson:
Pamela Denise Anderson (born July 1, 1967) is a Canadian-American actress. In addition to her acting career, she is also a model, producer, author, activist and a former showgirl, known for her roles on the television series Home Improvement, Baywatch and V.I.P.. She was chosen as a Playmate of the Month for Playboy magazine in February 1990. For a time, she was known as Pamela Anderson Lee (or Pamela Lee) after marrying Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee. Anderson is a member of the animal rights movement and has conducted campaigns condemning the commercial fur industry and promoting veganism through the animal rights organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). In 2006, she was inducted into Canada’s Walk of Fame.

Pamela Anderson Sex Tape Review

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Thanks to the Nerve and Kate Hakala for interview!

NerveApparently the Nerve.com has ran out of all worthy material and decided to release our interview. Oh, this old thing?  Just playing.  I guess the nerve decided to ignore my title suggestion, “Interview with the Asspires.”

For those of you that frequent our site, this is actually a really good interview with some interesting questions.  Definitely a must read if you’d like to stay updated or want to know the inner workings of why we started the blog or still blog today.

For me, it was fun to read Venice’s responses, as it was the first time I really read them.  Usually I just skim through her stuff super fast and only pay attention to myself (don’t tell her).  When reading my answers, I kind of made one of those Home Alone faces, like, “O.M.G., no he didn’t just say he was sending out cock pics.”  I even hit the edit button a few times on my own responses trying to correct my grammar, but then realized I was on the other side of the blog.

Thank you to the Nerve and Kate Hakala (@explikateme) for the opportunity to share our answers and story with new readers!

Edit.  Nerve.com was purchased by another company and the website is now offline.  This article gave us a lot of exposure so for archive sakes, we have posted it below.  We actually got the article from Archive.org 

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The Inner Workings of a Successful Exhibitionist Couple

A few months ago, I ran a feature about digital swingers — couples who post nude selfies, erotic videos, and sexual narratives on their own personal blogs as an integral part of their sex lives. In these relationships, reblogging a fellow couple’s porn GIF can be a form of foreplay. Since then, I’ve come into contact with yet another fascinating couple who thrives off the heat of internet exhibitionism. 

Venice and Ryan are a couple who have been married for over 15 years and explore everything from the pitfalls of threesomes, to nipple clamp reviews, and Q & As about deep-throating on their (very NSFW) couples blog. They’re a couple whose sex life is in a constant state of change. Between the two of them, the couple swears they have tried everything at least once in the bedroom and I believe them. I sat down to learn a little more about the charming pair of “fuck bloggers.”

I find your blog a frank and refreshing glimpse into the every day sexuality of a functioning, monogamous couple. What made you two want to start sharing your sex life on a blog, with a larger community? Was it a way of reinvigorating your own relationship? Did you start off as readers of couples blogs first?

Venice: Ryan and I started blogging several years ago when we came to the realization that life was, and I hate to sound cliché, too short to keep our sex life sitting in idle. We loved each other of course, but we needed a kickstart to invigorate things. For me, it was a way to keep my mind on sex, on my husband, and finding new and creative ways to explore ourselves and each other.

Even after 15 years of being together, I didn’t fully understand that communication, was, in fact, the key to a healthy relationship. I’d always heard of this concept, but I admit I wasn’t very good at it. We started our blog as a way to help us communicate our feelings to each other; it seemed that if we expressed it in words, it helped us bind our thoughts together. I had never read a couples’ blog before, let alone a sex blog. So when the idea first came up to start a blog together, I looked online and found a few sex blogs, which I used to research topics, color schemes, and anything that I considered the recipe to a successful sex blog.

Ryan: Prior to starting the blog, we were in a transitional phase with our relationship. Venice was hitting her sexual peak and a lot of things in our relationship were changing. Her body and mind were changing and she kind of needed an outlet. Her biggest change were the feelings of bisexuality she was dealing with.


“Within days of starting our blog, sex became the only thing she thought about.”


 
For years, she would be bored with the talk of sex, because other than it being something we did every other night, it wasn’t really important enough to talk about. She didn’t have an outlet and never had friends that openly talked about sex.
 
Within days of starting our blog, sex became the only thing she thought about. Venice is very goal-orientated and writing for her sex blog became a goal. For the first time in our relationship, she would sit down and critically think about different sexual ideas. Because to write, she had to think about issues beyond what panties she was wearing to bed. Sex wasn’t something she had to critically think about, it was just something she did with her husband. However as men, we critically think about sex all day. Whether it be about fantasies, positions, theories, or just wanting to talk about sex and how it makes us feel. I didn’t really need a blog as an outlet, but seeing the positive changes it made in Venice, I was excited to join in on her idea of blogging about our sex life.
 
About how many readers does your blog see?
 
Venice: We are not a large site and seem to get around 1500 views each day. I believe we are nearing a million views since we started.

 

That’s awesome. What was the reaction from others you know in real life when they found out you’d been keeping a document of your sex life?

Venice: Other than a select few friends that have been in our bedroom with us, not very many people in our area know about our blog. Since we’ve taken so many photos of our different experiences, the ones we do tell already understand why, especially since they will be on the front page a few days later.

Ryan: Although we aren’t into swinging, we have had our site posted on a very popular local couples site we signed up for years ago, and I’ve heard it intimidates people. Which is crazy to me, because swingers seem to be open and fun, but most of them like to have their fun in the closet. As a couple that blogs and posts photos online, we would be the equivalent of telling the local news about their lifestyle. As far as the different women we’ve had threesomes with that agreed to do photos for the blog, it didn’t seem to be an issue. A woman joining a couple for a threesome isn’t really sexually reserved.

Have you met other couples through blogging — have you done any “swinging” online before? Has it ever amounted to a private correspondence with others fans or couples?

Venice: I’m a big flirt online! I love flirting with women who can relate to me and who have gone or are going through the same changes as me. Our readers have seen our sexual growth — as a woman, as a man, and as a couple. It became liberating to show others because it was these same people we found who were going through their own changes. We, as a couple, have met with one couple, with the understanding that we were not swingers but would meet as friends. If anything was to happen, we would play with the wife only and the husband had to be in another room. That was the extent of us meeting another couple.

Ryan: We have a lot of friends online in the lifestyle but, like I said, we personally do not swing. The only experiences we have had are threesomes with other women. Venice and I decide with whom we talk and base our decisions on her/their openness and compatibility with us. We are honest with them and expect the same from them.


“If I see a photo that I really like, Ryan and I will do our own version of it because it’s a bonding moment for us.”


 

Okay, this sounds like a simple question, but it’s kind of tricky. What makes porn good?

Venice: For me, porn is good when it addresses my kinks and fetishes. I love when the people are fully involved with each other, talk dirty, let the viewers know what they are feeling as they’re being fucked.

Ryan: Amateur stuff. I can’t stand watching anything where the people are paid to act like they enjoy it. I am too cerebral to enjoy anything sexual when I am looking at the porn stars wondering what they are really thinking about. “I bet after this shoot she is going to go out to dinner with her real boyfriend and talk about The Walking Dead episode she saw the other night.”

After last year’s leak of celebrity nudes, how has your own nude and very public photos shaped the way you see yourself and your body? What motivates your decision to put those images proudly out there?

Venice: I was very skeptical at first about showing my body to others. No one has ever seen me in my vulnerable state, except for Ryan. And my OB/GYN. I’m selective about what I post because I’m a blogger first and I prefer to be judged by what I write, so I reveal little snippets here and there.

My motivation to put out images of myself is to show others that I’m a very real, very sexual person and our lives go beyond our blog. If I see a photo that I really like, Ryan and I will do our own version of it because it’s a bonding moment for us. My body is far from perfect, but we still like to show others our bodies because we are exhibitionists. We are influenced by others who are just as proud of their imperfect bodies, and hopefully we can motivate others to open up and realize that life is too short to keep yourself from being the sexual beings that you and partner should be with each other.

Ryan: Anyone want some cock pics?

A lot has changed since this article, specifically we have now been married for over 20 years, instead of 15!  

Freaky Search Terms – Your Freaky Questions Answered

ffst-300x200Freaky search terms, where we post our most outrageous search terms that people used to find our website.  Ryan and I will then share our own thoughts and hopefully entertain you guys or at least make the search term make a little less sense.

Each search term was gathered by wordpress and/or google statistics and they are all very real search terms.   Each search term was used by some person in the world that ended up on our page.

10. how much can you swallow deepthroating
Venice: As much as your stomach can hold.  I don’t think a human male can have more semen in his body than a woman’s stomach can hold, even if she has a gastric band in place.
Ryan:  So, you’re saying maybe a robot from the future could possibly reach your limits?
Venice: No that wasn’t what I was saying at all.

9. does porn stars pussy be sore after fucking
Venice: That would depend on if you’re talking Houston 500.  I believe she fucked 600+ men in a day.  I’d say yes.
Ryan: I think porn star vaginas are made of titanium and they feel absolutely zero pain or soreness.  Their vaginas are immune to anything other humans feel.
Venice: So you finally got around to watching the Terminator DVD set I got you for Christmas huh?
Ryan: Yea, how did you know?
Venice: Just a hunch.

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