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September 26, 2018

Making a Sex Cocktail inside your Vagina

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Making a Sex Cocktail with your Vagina.

So if you are not open minded and ideas about the body gross you out, do not read any further.  This is a drink made inside your body, mixing all the juices you and your partner have to offer.   

First you and your partner can entertain oral sex however you prefer it.  If you take turns or you 69 is your thing.  Both of you leave each other messy with saliva and really wet up each others genitals.  This is the first ingredient to your sex cocktail.  Next up is the fun part, you have sex!  This will mix your saliva, the froth from his penis, the natural juices inside your vagina.  Sound delicious yet? 

The next part is a bit tricky.  I’ve heard men have trouble urinating while erect, especially while having sex.  Ryan pulls his dick out and kind of rubs his head and as he urinates, shoves it all the way back inside my body.  This works great for us.  On top of his own urine, I will squirt throughout sex, let him pull out and I will squirt on his head, and he will insert himself back inside me and mix both of our flavors.

The final ingredient?  Both of you orgasm!  

When you are both done, his penis will be as sloppy as it can get, with both of your urine, his froth, your vagina juices, saliva, his semen, and your own orgasm fluids.  Enjoy the flavor and suck his body clean.  And if he is a man that is into the connection, your bodies, he will go down and drink from the holy grail of creampies.  A sex cocktail!

Below is a question from someone online that has shown interest in this type of activity:

Okay, so long story short, for a few months now I had a sexual fantasy about my boyfriend peeing inside of me. I watched porn and touched myself thinking about it, but didn’t bring it up to my partner yet.

I honestly have no clue where this fantasy came from, if it has something to do with being a submissive type, but the thought of it is so sexy and intimate to me, but being peed on doesn’t interest me.

Before I do bring it up to him (will still probably be a while since I’m not so confident about sharing this yet) I wanted to ask what are some of yours experiences? Is it unhealthy? Any tips? Thanks for sharing!

Venice’s response: 
As long as you both are clean, no infections or stds, you will be fine.  Although his urine may throw off the pH balance of your vagina, this can happen during normal intercourse or with a person’s semen that you haven’t been with before.  Women all over the world “squirt” urine during sex and continue to get pounded afterwards.  Your own urine would throw off your pH balance, like his would.  Your vagina can cleanse itself.  Does that mean you are guaranteed not to get a UTI?  No, you can get a UTI from taking baths, using too much soap in that area, panties being too tight, keeping semen inside yourself, and a 100 other ways.  

I did not want to argue over whether a “squirt” is urine or a females ejaculation, as I do believe a woman can ejaculate fluids, I have.  Although rare, it definitely wasn’t urine.  A lot of woman mimic these rare occurrences with urine.  I do.  This is why that topic is so confusing.  Sometimes it is pee, sometimes it isn’t.  

Ryan’s response: 
We are conditioned through society to feel like certain things are okay, while others are not.  If we didn’t know what sex was, it would seem like the most filthiest thing 2 humans can do.  Two bodies sweaty and rubbing against each other, kissing and sucking each others mouths and swapping saliva, both of your genitals dripping with fluids naturally lathering up for intercourse, then rubbing back and forth for an hour until you each cum inside each other.  Filthy huh?  Hell no, it sounds like I just wrote a love story and a new 50 shades of grey!  Urine is only as gross as your mind allows it to be.  Have fun!

September 19, 2018

Q&A: I am uncut, how do I clean my penis properly? I have smegma!

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I am uncut, how do I clean my penis properly?

I was raised in a household where all things sexual and about sex parts were controversial and not discussed. I am a teenager and just learned that my foreskin retracts much more than I previously thought. I’ve been able to retract it a bit below the head. Sorry to go into graphic detail but what I found is disgusting.  There is a smegma all over my head kinda hardened and just below the bottom of it.  The worst part is that it is so damn sensitive that using a shower head or something to clean would probably kill me.  It is just so painful.

How do I go about cleaning my penis properly? I’m also pretty sure some of it is also at the inner part of my foreskin so how do I clean that as well? Any and all suggestions help.  Just please help me clean my penis.

Venice’s response:
Warm bath, retract, lather, repeat.  Do this daily.  Women have a clitoral hood, that is very much like foreskin, that we also pull back and wash underneath.  Just like the penis head, the clitoris is extremely sensitive. A lot of women do not know that this area needs to be cleaned and can also have the same type of build up you described.  This can cause an odor. The clitoris is very sensitive, but I can still pull back the hood and wash the areas around it.  Pull up your big boy britches and get to cleaning.  You’ll get used to it.  I’d imagine if you never brushed your teeth in your life, it would hurt to rub a brush against your teeth and gums.  Of course you get used to it  The same goes for your penis.  It won’t fall off or break.

Ryan’s response:
Sit in a warm bath, retract the skin, and let it soak.  A few simple wipes once the smegma has unhardened should be enough.  I can’t imagine your head being so sensitive you can’t touch it. When you urinate, practice pulling your foreskin all the way back so you start getting used to the feeling.  If you can retract the foreskin enough, the inside skin will clean itself, because the inside skin just became the outside the outside.  Lather and wash.

Interesting question that a lot of us cut men never deal with.  My penis head isn’t sensitive unless I have just had an orgasm.  I have also never had to learn to wash it, because it just like washing my hands.  I do understand how being uncut can be a bit more complicated, especially if a child isn’t educated properly.  Hopefully parents can learn to be open enough to teach their kids how to properly clean their genitals. I have heard a technique some parents teach their children to do at a young age. The let their child know to retract the foreskin of their penis when they urinate, which helps raise awareness. This helps the child learn about their foreskin, the retraction technique, and later, being able to keep it clean with this same technique.

On another note, I recently learned how to keep my balls totally fresh and smelling amazing for the entire day.  Something I was never taught and had to learn from someone else recently.  I will blog about it.

September 12, 2018

Q&A: Have you ever vomited due to deepthroating?

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Have you ever vomited due to deepthroating? Sucking dick.

I’ve never been able to deep throat very well but obviously that’s something that guys like and something I’d like to be able to do. I live with my long term bf and with both of us being on antidepressants, our sex drives are quite calm. That being said, when we do get intimate I want it to be great for him. Anyways, I decided to push myself for the deep throat during foreplay. I gagged but nothing happened so I kept going. Then I felt it start to come up. I could tell he was enjoying himself so I tried to swallow/push it back down but NOPE! Soon inside my mouth was an erect dick surrounded by vomit (I’m so sorry, I know this is gross). I pulled my mouth off and rushed to the bathroom and he followed me. I went straight for the toilet and he leans over the shower and does the same thing… Blow job turned into puke fest. I was horrified. I ran back into the room to change the sheets while he cleaned off. I buried myself under the covers in embarrassment. He came back in the room and laid down and we didn’t say a word to each other.

Has anyone else ever vomited due to deepthroating? Questions about Sucking dick.

Venice’s response to vomit while sucking dick

Yes.  The first time this happened for me was with Ryan was on top of me face fucking me. We were a  bit tipsy.  Although I do not have much of a gag reflex, the combination of alcohol and his penis being shoved down in my throat, caused me to puke.  He pulled out and it went all over my face and the bed. Unlike you, rather than running to the bathroom, he held me down and shoved his dick back in my mouth.  I felt his crouch and balls slapping against my face with my own puke.  It didn’t take long for him to cum after this because the idea got him extra excited and aggressive.  He pulled out and came all over my face and puke.

Because of that experience, for years, Ryan would hold my head down, try to make me gag, and say to me while sucking his dick, “puke on it and I will stroke myself in it until I cum.” I just could never puke. Well last week we were both persistent and decided we weren’t stopping until he had vomit on him. He held my head down until I had no choice but to gag.  The intense gagging causes tears to run down my face, which only excited Ryan more.  I was persistent and really had to force myself to puke.  The cool thing was, once it started, it doesn’t stop. The other cool thing was, it was more like clear slick frothy puke, not like beef stew or anything. I drank a lot of water prior.  Either way, I did puke and watched him stroked himself in it.  After I puked once, I knew I would keep puking if he tried to force my head down onto his dick.  The smell, the idea of sucking on my own puke, and my gag reflex being totally activated.  Ryan didn’t care. Although we role play a lot and we have our safety word, I actually was a bit scared and said “I can’t do this any more.”  Not my safety word, but I remember feeling scared of the puking feeling.  The look in my eyes only turned him on more and he grabbed my head and shoved me all the way down on him again.  I didn’t really fight, so he used my hair to pull me up and down on his dick. I instantly puked again.  I would try to pull away, put he’d force me to puke in his lap then immediately shove me back down on his dick, controlling my movements by holding on to my hair.  I kept puking all over his lap. Every now and then I would force myself away, crying.  The tears are a natural reaction to puking, so I couldn’t help it.  He would look at me stroking his dick in my fluids.  He let go of himself and asked me to stroke his dick for him.  So I started stroking him with two hands while he leaned back focusing on trying to cum.  His dick and balls felt so wet, almost like trying to hold a large fish.  As I saw his body tense up, I knew he was going to cum.  He grabbed my head one last time and shoved me all the way down on his dick.  My mouth was against his hairy wet crotch.  I could feel his dick twitching in my throat and I knew no matter what I couldn’t come up until he was done.  I was slightly gagging, and each time the air in my throat was able to squeeze around his dick  and out of my mouth, I watched the vomit in his lap bubble from my breath.  He finally let go of my head and I was able to come up off his dick.  He looked at me and told me to swallow.  I already had.  

Although your experience was horrible for you, it is on some couples bucket lists. It’s not the end of the world, and the truth is, that moment will be on both of your minds forever. You can make it an embarrassing thing, or embrace the idea that you care so much for your boyfriend that you’d do anything for him, including throwing up on his dick because you wanted it down your throat. Its equivalent to a man looking at your ass and saying “I’d like to sniff her ass and be her panties for a day.” Yea, that would be gross right? Being our panties for a day?  Well, seeing his dick and saying, “I want to suck that dick until it makes me puke.” You must really admire him and his dick.  

Ryan’s response to vomit while sucking dick

Congratulations.  Sex is scary, dirty, and gross if you focus on what is actually happening.  The fluids, the squirting, the saliva, the sweat, the cum, sometimes the blood, and yes, even vomit.  Two people exploring everything their bodies can do to one another is an amazing feeling.  On another note, I do remember Venice learning how to deep throat.  There were multiple sessions where she would try, eyes would water, and she would get “sensitive’ and gag non stop.  The more she tried in that session, the easier she would gag and nearly vomit.  We’d stop and try the next day.  You sound like an amazing woman that is willing to push yourself to learn to control your gag reflex.  Puking happens, don’t let that stop you from learning to please your man better than any woman would ever be able to.  Being on the receiving end of a deep throat, is one of the greatest feelings on earth.

September 5, 2018

Things a woman should never think about while giving a blow job

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Things a woman should never think about while giving a blow job

11.  His penis just reminded me,  did I floss this morning?  Maybe I won’t need to now.  

10. He can’t get jock itch from oral thrush can he?   Because this is just so much better than actually brushing my teeth!

9. This reminds me of when I was small and my mother used to take my temperature.

8.  Oh, his head just got so slimy in my mouth.  I wonder if this is what smegma feels like? 

7.  I still remember my first kiss.  I wonder what Little Johnny is up to these days.  I’d love to kiss him again.

6. It would be so funny if I just bit down as hard as I could right now and see how he reacts.  

5. I wonder if the inside of my mouth feels like my anus?

4.  I bet you I could easily put 12 of these things in my mouth at the same time.   Maybe I should ask him if he wants to try that next.

3.  I don’t want to ruin the mood and tell him about my cold sore problems yet.  I mean, we just met.  Maybe when he is done and I have taken my Valtrex, we can sit down together like mature adults and discuss this.

2. I know we just met, but I wonder if he is going to ask me to marry him after this.  

1. Wait until I tell my husband about this!

August 29, 2018

Things A Woman Should Never Do or Say During Sex

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Things a woman should never do during sex:   

Ryan:  If a man pulls out his dick from your vagina and sticks it in your face, never say to him, “Ewww” or “Gross.”   Don’t turn away and gag.   It’s your body, if it’s gross to you, why would he want it?   
Venice:  Fake it till you make it ladies.  Even if you are not used to your own smell or taste, shove it in your mouth and pretend its the best thing in the world.  If it does happen to smell off, fake it until you make it.  The next day figure out what is going on with your body.  Whether that be a Ob-Gyn appointment or learning to clean yourself properly.  Our bodies shouldn’t be gross or smell.  

Things a woman should never do during sex:   

Venice:  A woman should never act bored during a blow job.  Oral sex is supposed to please a man.  Make sure when he looks down he is in complete awe by you.  A woman should take pride in how well she can make a man orgasm with her mouth.
Ryan:  The best blow job in the world is 10% technique, 90% enthusiasm. You can know nothing about sucking dick and give most men the best blow job they’ve ever had, simply by having enthusiasm.  If he sees you are having fun and enjoying his penis in your mouth, he will be putty in your hands.  And if you are lucky, he will leave his putty in your mouth.  Now imagine once you learn a thing or two and start flexing that 10% technique too!   “I do!”

Things a woman should never do during sex:   

Ryan:  A woman should never lift a man’s legs unless she is prepared to face his unknown.  Once she has decided to give him a rim job, never stop and make him feel like he did something wrong.  It’s his ass.   Pull up your big girl panties and go to town. Stopping to pull hair out of your teeth, stopping because you weren’t ready for his flavor, or just stopping because you changed your mind, is a good way to ruin the experience.  
Venice:  You never have to cross that rimming boundary if you are not comfortable.  However, you can prepare yourself and do a smell test without him ever knowing.  Oral sex, smelling his balls, feeling how hairy he is by running your hands down the crack of his ass, under his balls, and near his taint.  Once you make that judgement of how fresh he is, decide on your next move.  Don’t ruin his experience because you jumped into his man swamp without the proper scuba gear and an alligator spear.
 

Things a woman should never do during sex:   

Venice:  Women should never talk to a man’s body part as if it’s an adorable little child. “Come on, little guy! You can be the little engine that could…grow!” It’s not sexy or funny. In fact, it’s the equivalent of cold pool water.
Ryan:  Referring to our penises as “cute,” “little guy,” or any other adorable nickname that you would give a kitten or a cute little bunny is never a good thing.  We do not want to stand up with our swords out, and hear a woman say, “Oh my gosh, what a cute little thing you have!  I just want to pinch your penis right on it’s cheeks.”  No, never, stop.
Venice:  Oh my gosh, you are going to tickle torture me with that thing little guy!
Ryan:  Definitely not sexy.
Venice:  It looks like 3 little tiny balls!  
Ryan:  Wow.
Venice:  Is that a fidget spinner?!
Ryan:  Yea, you shouldn’t say any of this during sex you guys.
Venice:   What do you want me to do with two balls and your dick…juggle?  Do I look like a clown to you?   Alexa, play circus theme music.   *cue circus theme*
Ryan:  You have really been saving these things up huh?
Venice:  Yea, pretty much.  I never get a chance to use them, so I am loaded.
 

Things a woman should never do during sex:   

Ryan:  Never ask a man that is already pounding your vagina to “go deeper.”  I mean, I get it, you want to feel a man lean his hips so far inside of you that he is trying to break his back just to crawl up inside you.  However, sometimes when we are trying to bottom out and we really can’t do much more, hearing “Go deeper!” can mess with our minds and moods.  I mean, “go harder,” “go faster,” “go slower,” or just “go go go go gadget dick me down until my pussy is bleeding and I can’t walk for days”, is okay.  But going deeper?   Trust me, we are as deep as we can get ladies.
Venice:  This one is hard to control because sometimes we really do want it deeper.  I understand though.  I mean, we have to be sensitive.  Sometimes our vaginas can be like a game of Minecraft I suppose.  Some guys just started the game and are still working with a wooden pickaxe.  They just don’t have the tools to break through that obsidian at the bottom to find our diamonds.   
Ryan:  Yea, ladies, you probably should use that reference Venice used above.  It definitely doesn’t make us feel better that we are being told we are losing at Minecraft because we only have a wooden pickaxe.  Hmph.

Things a woman should never do during sex:   

Ryan:  Let’s just throw a few of the more obvious things out:  Farting, burping, answering your phone or responding to a text, turning on the television, and especially don’t start channel surfing if the television is on, start talking about your work day, or falling asleep.
Venice:  Well you just ruined sex for about 90% of us.   I’m joking!  This is just a matter of being polite.  As mentioned earlier, show enthusiasm and let your man know that you are really in to him while he is inside of you.  Rule of thumb, give him your undivided attention while you are being intimate.  Everything else should be tuned out.