The Electric Penis Pump from Bestvibe
In the past I have dealt with cheap penis pumps that I would try a few times and eventually lose interest in. Although they gave me erections, I would deflate as soon as I removed the air pressure. I do know that cock rings are important to keep the penis full, but for me, I just wasn’t interested in keeping an erect penis held together by a rubber band. I have never been big on cock rings or anything of that nature.
Make sure you research and find out exactly how penis pumps are designed to work.
However, Bestvibe has sent me a cool pump that does everything automatically. In the past, I would use a pump like I was blowing up a bike tire. Pump, pump, pump, pump. As my penis fills the tube, the pain gradually gets worse, I stop, and look at how huge my penis is inside the tube. It looked amazing. However, Venice and I can’t touch it, can’t use it, can’t do anything with it other than go, “Wow, I bet that would feel good if it didn’t look like it was in a penis museum!”
This penis pump didn’t change any of that! LOL.
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Is there any vibrator that can match the Hitachi Magic Wand? This is probably the biggest challenge known to vibrators. No matter what design the sex industry comes up with, nothing can really come close to the vibrator that changed dresser drawers forever. Instead of the double AA battery powered, vanilla colored, tiny penis shaped vibrator that every woman used to hide in her panties drawer (you are lucky if you didn’t live this era of vibratordom), women have now added a back massager named Hitachi to their bedrooms. No longer did our vibrators have to be hidden in dressers, because the Hitachi Wand was a double agent, and could also pose as a simple back massager. Although everyone knew what it was really for, the idea that there is a small possibility that it could be used for a bad back, kept everyone happy and quiet. It also wasn’t shaped like a small penis. And as we all know, nothing shaped like a small penis, including a small penis, is any good.
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