Category: All Sex

October 10, 2018

Ass to Mouth, Rim Jobs, Analingus, Ass Play, Safe?

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First, I am not going to blog about ‘ass to mouth’ with strangers, with random internet  partners, or with threesomes or foursomes in an open relationship.  Although we do not judge other couples and their life choices, it’s not what we do, so it’s not what I am going to blog about.   My blog regarding ‘ass to mouth’ is strictly between a husband and wife in a monogamous relationship.  I also want to make very clear that I am not a scientist or microbiologist.  I do not claim to have any factual truths other than I have always eatin’ Venice’s ass (she has done the same with me) as deep as my tongue can go, and  have never had any of the diseases mentioned below, in any shape or form in my adult life.  Venice and I have been tested for everything: hep, hiv, genital herpes, and more, and both have and have always had a STD clean bill of health. Is ass to mouth safe?

***I originally started this blog years ago with the intentions of showing that ass to mouth was not as harmful as we are lead to believe.  Sometimes in life, things seen as uncivil or “disgusting” to some people, get pushed as bad for all of us.  An agenda.  Anal sex, marijuana, and various other things immediately come to mind.  After putting up the good fight, I have now concluded that I can’t say ass to mouth is without risk. If you and your partner are healthy, haven’t eaten fresh seafood, and do not show any signs of being sick, analingus is risky, but much less risky.  However, so is kissing!   I will publish the blog below and let you digest all the information below for yourselves.  

Ass to mouth is a colloquial term used in pornographic movies. It refers to the withdrawal of a person’s penis from the receptive partner’s anus followed by the immediate insertion of the penis into the receptive partner’s mouth.  Can a person get sick from something already inside his/her own colon?  

This blog deals with two ideas.  Can sticking your tongue inside your partners anus, get you sick.  Can sticking your own anus bacteria into your mouth get you sick (sucking on a penis after it has been inside your anus).  These are two very different ideas.  One of the ideas deals with the concept of getting yourself sick with something already in your body.  For instance, can you catch the flu from swallowing your saliva that already has the flu germ on your tongue.  Think about that for a second. 

Are You Immune to Analingus and Ass To Mouth?

Before we start, I noticed this study that says that some people are immune to E. coli because of their genetic make up.  This may explain why some people can do all the nasty things their heart desires, without getting sick.  Is ass to mouth safe?

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September 26, 2018

Making a Sex Cocktail inside your Vagina

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Making a Sex Cocktail with your Vagina.

So if you are not open minded and ideas about the body gross you out, do not read any further.  This is a drink made inside your body, mixing all the juices you and your partner have to offer.   

First you and your partner can entertain oral sex however you prefer it.  If you take turns or you 69 is your thing.  Both of you leave each other messy with saliva and really wet up each others genitals.  This is the first ingredient to your sex cocktail.  Next up is the fun part, you have sex!  This will mix your saliva, the froth from his penis, the natural juices inside your vagina.  Sound delicious yet? 

The next part is a bit tricky.  I’ve heard men have trouble urinating while erect, especially while having sex.  Ryan pulls his dick out and kind of rubs his head and as he urinates, shoves it all the way back inside my body.  This works great for us.  On top of his own urine, I will squirt throughout sex, let him pull out and I will squirt on his head, and he will insert himself back inside me and mix both of our flavors.

The final ingredient?  Both of you orgasm!  

When you are both done, his penis will be as sloppy as it can get, with both of your urine, his froth, your vagina juices, saliva, his semen, and your own orgasm fluids.  Enjoy the flavor and suck his body clean.  And if he is a man that is into the connection, your bodies, he will go down and drink from the holy grail of creampies.  A sex cocktail!

Below is a question from someone online that has shown interest in this type of activity:

Okay, so long story short, for a few months now I had a sexual fantasy about my boyfriend peeing inside of me. I watched porn and touched myself thinking about it, but didn’t bring it up to my partner yet.

I honestly have no clue where this fantasy came from, if it has something to do with being a submissive type, but the thought of it is so sexy and intimate to me, but being peed on doesn’t interest me.

Before I do bring it up to him (will still probably be a while since I’m not so confident about sharing this yet) I wanted to ask what are some of yours experiences? Is it unhealthy? Any tips? Thanks for sharing!

Venice’s response: 
As long as you both are clean, no infections or stds, you will be fine.  Although his urine may throw off the pH balance of your vagina, this can happen during normal intercourse or with a person’s semen that you haven’t been with before.  Women all over the world “squirt” urine during sex and continue to get pounded afterwards.  Your own urine would throw off your pH balance, like his would.  Your vagina can cleanse itself.  Does that mean you are guaranteed not to get a UTI?  No, you can get a UTI from taking baths, using too much soap in that area, panties being too tight, keeping semen inside yourself, and a 100 other ways.  

I did not want to argue over whether a “squirt” is urine or a females ejaculation, as I do believe a woman can ejaculate fluids, I have.  Although rare, it definitely wasn’t urine.  A lot of woman mimic these rare occurrences with urine.  I do.  This is why that topic is so confusing.  Sometimes it is pee, sometimes it isn’t.  

Ryan’s response: 
We are conditioned through society to feel like certain things are okay, while others are not.  If we didn’t know what sex was, it would seem like the most filthiest thing 2 humans can do.  Two bodies sweaty and rubbing against each other, kissing and sucking each others mouths and swapping saliva, both of your genitals dripping with fluids naturally lathering up for intercourse, then rubbing back and forth for an hour until you each cum inside each other.  Filthy huh?  Hell no, it sounds like I just wrote a love story and a new 50 shades of grey!  Urine is only as gross as your mind allows it to be.  Have fun!

September 5, 2018

Things a woman should never think about while giving a blow job

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Things a woman should never think about while giving a blow job

11.  His penis just reminded me,  did I floss this morning?  Maybe I won’t need to now.  

10. He can’t get jock itch from oral thrush can he?   Because this is just so much better than actually brushing my teeth!

9. This reminds me of when I was small and my mother used to take my temperature.

8.  Oh, his head just got so slimy in my mouth.  I wonder if this is what smegma feels like? 

7.  I still remember my first kiss.  I wonder what Little Johnny is up to these days.  I’d love to kiss him again.

6. It would be so funny if I just bit down as hard as I could right now and see how he reacts.  

5. I wonder if the inside of my mouth feels like my anus?

4.  I bet you I could easily put 12 of these things in my mouth at the same time.   Maybe I should ask him if he wants to try that next.

3.  I don’t want to ruin the mood and tell him about my cold sore problems yet.  I mean, we just met.  Maybe when he is done and I have taken my Valtrex, we can sit down together like mature adults and discuss this.

2. I know we just met, but I wonder if he is going to ask me to marry him after this.  

1. Wait until I tell my husband about this!

August 29, 2018

Things A Woman Should Never Do or Say During Sex

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Things a woman should never do during sex:   

Ryan:  If a man pulls out his dick from your vagina and sticks it in your face, never say to him, “Ewww” or “Gross.”   Don’t turn away and gag.   It’s your body, if it’s gross to you, why would he want it?   
Venice:  Fake it till you make it ladies.  Even if you are not used to your own smell or taste, shove it in your mouth and pretend its the best thing in the world.  If it does happen to smell off, fake it until you make it.  The next day figure out what is going on with your body.  Whether that be a Ob-Gyn appointment or learning to clean yourself properly.  Our bodies shouldn’t be gross or smell.  

Things a woman should never do during sex:   

Venice:  A woman should never act bored during a blow job.  Oral sex is supposed to please a man.  Make sure when he looks down he is in complete awe by you.  A woman should take pride in how well she can make a man orgasm with her mouth.
Ryan:  The best blow job in the world is 10% technique, 90% enthusiasm. You can know nothing about sucking dick and give most men the best blow job they’ve ever had, simply by having enthusiasm.  If he sees you are having fun and enjoying his penis in your mouth, he will be putty in your hands.  And if you are lucky, he will leave his putty in your mouth.  Now imagine once you learn a thing or two and start flexing that 10% technique too!   “I do!”

Things a woman should never do during sex:   

Ryan:  A woman should never lift a man’s legs unless she is prepared to face his unknown.  Once she has decided to give him a rim job, never stop and make him feel like he did something wrong.  It’s his ass.   Pull up your big girl panties and go to town. Stopping to pull hair out of your teeth, stopping because you weren’t ready for his flavor, or just stopping because you changed your mind, is a good way to ruin the experience.  
Venice:  You never have to cross that rimming boundary if you are not comfortable.  However, you can prepare yourself and do a smell test without him ever knowing.  Oral sex, smelling his balls, feeling how hairy he is by running your hands down the crack of his ass, under his balls, and near his taint.  Once you make that judgement of how fresh he is, decide on your next move.  Don’t ruin his experience because you jumped into his man swamp without the proper scuba gear and an alligator spear.
 

Things a woman should never do during sex:   

Venice:  Women should never talk to a man’s body part as if it’s an adorable little child. “Come on, little guy! You can be the little engine that could…grow!” It’s not sexy or funny. In fact, it’s the equivalent of cold pool water.
Ryan:  Referring to our penises as “cute,” “little guy,” or any other adorable nickname that you would give a kitten or a cute little bunny is never a good thing.  We do not want to stand up with our swords out, and hear a woman say, “Oh my gosh, what a cute little thing you have!  I just want to pinch your penis right on it’s cheeks.”  No, never, stop.
Venice:  Oh my gosh, you are going to tickle torture me with that thing little guy!
Ryan:  Definitely not sexy.
Venice:  It looks like 3 little tiny balls!  
Ryan:  Wow.
Venice:  Is that a fidget spinner?!
Ryan:  Yea, you shouldn’t say any of this during sex you guys.
Venice:   What do you want me to do with two balls and your dick…juggle?  Do I look like a clown to you?   Alexa, play circus theme music.   *cue circus theme*
Ryan:  You have really been saving these things up huh?
Venice:  Yea, pretty much.  I never get a chance to use them, so I am loaded.
 

Things a woman should never do during sex:   

Ryan:  Never ask a man that is already pounding your vagina to “go deeper.”  I mean, I get it, you want to feel a man lean his hips so far inside of you that he is trying to break his back just to crawl up inside you.  However, sometimes when we are trying to bottom out and we really can’t do much more, hearing “Go deeper!” can mess with our minds and moods.  I mean, “go harder,” “go faster,” “go slower,” or just “go go go go gadget dick me down until my pussy is bleeding and I can’t walk for days”, is okay.  But going deeper?   Trust me, we are as deep as we can get ladies.
Venice:  This one is hard to control because sometimes we really do want it deeper.  I understand though.  I mean, we have to be sensitive.  Sometimes our vaginas can be like a game of Minecraft I suppose.  Some guys just started the game and are still working with a wooden pickaxe.  They just don’t have the tools to break through that obsidian at the bottom to find our diamonds.   
Ryan:  Yea, ladies, you probably should use that reference Venice used above.  It definitely doesn’t make us feel better that we are being told we are losing at Minecraft because we only have a wooden pickaxe.  Hmph.

Things a woman should never do during sex:   

Ryan:  Let’s just throw a few of the more obvious things out:  Farting, burping, answering your phone or responding to a text, turning on the television, and especially don’t start channel surfing if the television is on, start talking about your work day, or falling asleep.
Venice:  Well you just ruined sex for about 90% of us.   I’m joking!  This is just a matter of being polite.  As mentioned earlier, show enthusiasm and let your man know that you are really in to him while he is inside of you.  Rule of thumb, give him your undivided attention while you are being intimate.  Everything else should be tuned out.

August 22, 2018

Syntribation – A Girls Naughty Secret

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Syntribation [sin-tri-bey-shuh n]  Of a female, to masturbate by crossing the legs and rubbing her thighs together.  

Yes, it’s a real thing. Although I am sure men could do the same thing by simply tucking their penises between their legs, let’s be honest, men can masturbate on anything.  Boys, today is not your day.  Let’s talk about us and our secret masturbation habits! 

We can and do masturbate in public without anyone ever knowing.  Simply crossing our legs while wearing something slightly tight, and moving our feet and legs back and forth.  Silly guys, no, we don’t have to use the restroom.  We may not reach a full orgasm, although it’s definitely possible, but it does relax us. 

If you see a woman syntribating in public, it may very well be a way for her to calm her nerves, comfort herself, or just help pass time while bored.  And this is possible because stimulation of the vagina and nipples release oxytocin.  Oxytocin helps ease stress and social anxiety, as well as various other known positive effects with women.  Oxytocin is also currently being tested as an anti anxiety drug. So whether she knows it or not, she may be massaging herself with her thighs, as a natural means of making herself more comfortable in a social atmosphere.  And, it just feels good.

Here are a few techniques for the women readers of our blog.  If you are in a swivel chair, you can rock back and forth to create more friction in your thighs.  You also will want to kegel and squeeze your anus muscles to create a feeling of being penetrated.  This will also help tighten the walls of your vagina.  Bonus!

Depending on which foot you move, you will get variations in what you feel.  If you move the bottom leg, it helps with your kegels.  If you move the top leg, it gives direct stimulation to your clit and vagina.

Below I have added a syntribation video so you can get more clarification on the technique.  

 

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