A Japanese porn actress, Uta Kohaku, who is known for looking strikingly similar to Atsuko Maeda, a wildly popular singer and former member of all-female idol group AKB48, has at least 100 fans that would give their lives to her. Well, at least help her give life to a new porn video she is working on.
As part of an upcoming porn film tentatively titled “Semen Collection 2,” Uta Kohaku asked her fans on Twitter to donate to the cause by sending in bottles of their own semen for inclusion in the film. The actress received more than 100 bottles of sperm-filled plastic bottles in a 10-day period, each featuring the name of the dirty donator.
Kohaku appreciated the response she received and told her donating fans, “I will care for them as if it were my own child.”
Shooting for the film commenced Dec. 20 and there is no word on whether it will be released in the U.S. or what Kohaku will do with the donations after all the shooting is completed.
On December 27, 2012, a Florida woman was jailed on a battery rap for allegedly striking her boyfriend after he “finished first and stopped pleasuring her” during a mutual 69 oral sex session late last night in the victim’s home, according to the police report.
Jennie Scott, 50, was booked into the Manatee County lockup on a misdemeanor charge stemming from the 11 PM encounter in the Palmetto bedroom of Jilberto Deleon, 32. Scott has dated Deleon “for the last 5 years on and off,” according to a sheriff’s report.
Deputies were summoned to Deleon’s home by a witness who heard the couple arguing and saw Scott atop Deleon “punching and scratching him.” She also allegedly struck Deleon with a stick and threatened to hit him with a wrench before the tool was taken from her hand by the witness.
When questioned by a cop, Scott explained that she and Deleon “were giving each other oral pleasure in the bedroom” when Deleon “finished first and stopped pleasuring her.” Although Scott, who was very calm and relaxed, added that she “became upset and they began arguing.”
A deputy noted that Scott said that she was also mad at Deleon because she had “heard [him] having sex with another woman over the phone earlier in the day.” Scott struggled with deputies before being placed in a police cruiser, where she kicked a window until being warned that she would be maced unless she stopped.
Bail has yet to be set for Scott, who deputies described as “extremely intoxicated.”
In November, Raquel Gonzalez, also of Manatee County, was charged with felony domestic battery after beating her boyfriend following a sexual encounter during which he climaxed and she did not.
In 2010, a West Virginia woman was arrested after pulling a knife on two men who refused to perform oral sex on her at a motel.
Don’t let the title fool you. This blog will not end up with 18-year-old white girls flashing their titties to us on webcam for e-beads. This blog is more of a warning for guys out there married to an Asian wife who has wild ideas and a slight case of OCD. Do not start a month long photo shoot unless you mean it.
I remember starting the XXXmas photo shoot thinking it was going to be fun and something we do for like five minutes a day. Boy, was I wrong. In fact, after the first photo shoot of me aiming my penis at a cookie and letting my liquids flow, watching Venice eat the entire cookie, and then dipping my dick in milk as she sipped, I was satisfied. Maybe I just wanted to see her eat my juices off a cookie, which was actually a first for us, I think. I am not counting the time I came in her ice cream and watched her lick it off her spoon, because technically ice cream is not food. It’s more of a frozen liquid. Anyway, after the December 1, 2012 cookie photo shoot, I could have went on with the rest of the month and never touched a camera again. However, Venice had different plans.
Tonight, I come home and Venice had purchased a half gallon of eggnog, a baby medicine dropper/mini baster, and two rolls of gift wrap. As the night went on, I noticed she had taped two pink ornament/balls to each gift wrap, about seven inches down (Apparently Santa is the man!). She put our life size Santa Claus upstairs and asked me to put on my Santa outfit. A little tired, I asked if she was sure she wanted to do all that. She excitedly motioned for me to hurry up.
So I walk upstairs and I see her down on her knees nude, placing the gift wrap near her mouth, giving our life size Santa a huge gift wrapper penis. I laughed and thought it was extremely creative. I set up the lighting, and spent the next ten minutes getting things focused and ready. After a quick test run using the timer, I stood on the other side of Santa and we held our gift wrapper dicks in Venice’s face. After she was satisfied with our positions, she asked me to grab the eggnog she had placed in her mini baster and squirt it on her. Uncertain as to what she wanted, I put a little on her chin. She looked at me and said, “Oh my God, is that how you cum on my face, Ryan? Is that how Santa would cum on my face? Blast me with it!”
I interrupted her and said, “Hopefully if Santa was to cum on your face it would turn into snow flakes in mid air, or possibly magic fairy dust with little elves dancing around your head singing Christmas carols before they nicely vanish leaving no mess at all.”
Venice rolled her eyes, ignoring my comment. “Squirt it all over my chest, my nose, and my eyes. Do it right.” I did what she said, but was unsure about squirting the eggnog in her eyes so I didn’t. I motioned like I was finished and tried putting the mini baster down. She grabbed my arm and demanded, “My eyes, Ryan, make me cry eggnog sperm.”
Listen, although this blog was done tongue in cheek, when is the last time your wife asked you to squirt eggnog in her eyes, while mock sucking two Santa Clauses at once?
Below I have posted a research on penis size. I know us ladies are not supposed to care about this type of thing, but I do. I find it interesting that Asian men, especially Thai men, are extremely small. Using common sense, I will suggest that this same information could also be used to suggest that Asian women also have the smallest vaginas. Our bodies adapt to our counterpart, and with Thai men growing outward only so much, I assume the same would be for our vaginas growing inward . Now I get why Ryan complains about my vagina being too tight and compact. No disrespect to the larger vaginas of the world, but if you are a woman from Congo, I suggest you say you are from somewhere else, maybe Thailand? Thai woman can be very dark too 🙂
Article below:
Research on average penis size has confirmed racial stereotypes, with Africans coming out on top, Asians at the bottom and Europeans somewhere in between.
Richard Lynn, emeritus professor of psychology at Ulster University carried out the research, which is published in the scientific journal Personality and Individual Differences.
113 nationalities were included in a study of average penis lengths.
Big
In the penis size league tables the Daily Mail reports that men from The Republic of the Congo take top position with a porn star like 7.1 inches, with the Ecuadorians, Ghanaians and Columbians not far behind with 7 inches, 6.8 inches and 6.7 inches respectively. The average for the African continent as a whole is a whopping 6.3 inches.
Medium
The Icelanders come top of the Europeans with 6.5 inches. The Germans are Mr European average with 5.7 inches. The Brits come out above the French, beating the more traditional country of love and romance, by a full 0.2 inches. The Brits also beat the Australians (5.2in), Americans (5.1in) and Irish (5in).
Small
At the other end of the table, North and South Korea measure in at 3.8 inches. India and Thailand are only slightly bigger at 4 inches. The overall average for north-east Asians was the lowest at 4.2 inches.
How reliable are these figures?
According to The Telegraph critics have claimed that Mr Flynn’s research is flawed because the penis length data was gathered from websites. The Telegraph quotes Jelte Wicherts, professor of methodology at Tilburg University, Holland as saying, “This is a brave paper in a controversial area but the data has no methodology.”
Some of the average penis sizes by country:
Republic of Congo, 7.1
Ecuador, 7
Ghana, 6.8
Colombia 6.7
Iceland 6.5
Italy 6.2
South Africa 6
Sweden 5.9
Greece 5.8
Germany 5.7
New Zealand 5.5
UK 5.5
Canada 5.5
Spain 5.5
France 5.3
Australia 5.2
Russia 5.2
USA 5.1
Ireland 5
Romania 5
China 4.3
India 4
Thailand 4
South Korea 3.8
North Korea 3.8
A Japanese porn actress, Uta Kohaku, who is known for looking strikingly similar to Atsuko Maeda, a wildly popular singer and former member of all-female idol group AKB48, has at least 100 fans that would give their lives to her. Well, at least help her give life to a new porn video she is working on.
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