Happy Birthday Ryan. Birthday Sex #live

Below is the live feed from our twitter feed on the night of Ryan’s birthday.  Although they may be hard to read, each tweet was live and to our 20,000+ followers.

October 17, 2013 – 7:52 p.m.
@sexblogging (Ryan): Nothing going on, birthday fail.
🙁

October 17, 2013 – 8:38 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: You’re a bitch. Now you’ll be treated like one.

tied up1October 17, 2013 – 8:38 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Live tweet-by-tweet of of Ryan’s birthday night of lovin’/torture.  Stay tuned…

October 17, 2013 – 8:45 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs:  All tied up. #live  (picture attached)

October 17, 2013 – 8:49 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs:  Stroking his dick,  moaning under his blindfold, feeling him grow in my mouth. #live 

October 17, 2013 – 8:56 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Sucking on his nipple while fingering his guiche, making him apologize for posting “I had a bad birthday.” Constantly apologizing. #live  

October 17, 2013 – 9:04 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs:  Feeding him a shot of rum, mudslide chaser, fingering his ass as I kiss on his neck. #live  

balls tightOctober 17, 2013 – 9:10 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Tight, full balls and a hard dick.  Moaning uncontrollably, using my tongue to loosen his nuts. #live  (picture attached)

October 17, 2013 – 9:12 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Feeding him his second shot, it’s my piss (not rum).  He fucking loves it. #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:14 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Feeding him a 3rd shot (of rum) fr my mouth to his, like a fountain.  I stand over him, make him suck my piss-covered pussy lips dry. #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:20 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Rum shots 3 & 4 down Ryan’s hatch, licking the spilled rum off his neck, I leave him alone as I check on my lentils cooking. #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:22 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: #NP “Blue Light” by Mazzy Star.  I’ll be back, Ryan.  #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:27 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Ryan tells me he loves this song, he’s faded, and that his dick is numb.  He threatens to rape my ass. It’s not rape if I want it. #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:31 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Me: How do you feel, Ryan?
Ryan: Drunk cause you fucking drunked me! Give me another shot! #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:34 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Ryan: Are you naked? Fucking tell me!
I drag my tits across his mouth to give him his answer. #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:36 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Deepthroating this mother fucker, his thighs wrapped around my head. #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:38 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: “Give me another shot, V…” #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:39 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Shot #5, keeping him hard, licking his bellybutton, no penetration…yet.  #live

prostateOctober 17, 2013 – 9:42 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Prostate massage. Grab that headboard, Ryan. #live (picture attached) 

October 17, 2013 – 9:45 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Ryan: Ima tear your ass up once I’m free. Me: Promise? #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:48 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Spreading his ass, tongue fucking his asshole. “I don’t want to cum 20x, I want to cum once! Make me cum, bitch!” My lentils are done. #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:51 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Ryan is talking shit, calling me a dick-sucking freak.  I’m keeping him hard all night, teasing, tempting. “Let’s FUCK, V!” #live

October 17, 2013 – 9:55 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: “Let me suck the juices outta you please,  let’s fuck please, I’m blue balling, you don’t want to hurt me, right?”  “STFU, Ryan” #live

Stroking itOctober 17, 2013 – 9:59 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Jacking off the birthday boy. #live (picture attached)

October 17, 2013 – 10:01 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: “Stop fucking around and get me off!” he says. Me: “Now Ima make you limp just to get you hard again” I eat his ass. #live

October 17, 2013 – 10:04 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Dick in my mouth, he drips with precum, I pull away, a string of sticky froth connects his cock and my lips. #live

October 17, 2013 – 10:08 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: “This is not normal to tease a dick this long…I’M GONNA CRY!” I play his drunk ass cock like an accordion #live

October 17, 2013 – 10:10 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: 69ing. #live

October 17, 2013 – 10:12 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Untying him. #live

October 17, 2013 – 10:16 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs:  Fucking. #live

October 17, 2013 – 10:17 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Ass rammin’.  #live

Old CuffsOctober 17, 2013 – 10:19 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: Makeshift handcuffs, cum in my ass. Happy birthday, 2-minute man. 🙂 My job is done. Til next year. #live (picture attached)

October 17, 2013 – 10:31 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: The lentils. 🙂 #live

October 17, 2013 – 10:33 p.m.
@sexblogging (Ryan):  Omg V, is that why you kept fucking stopping? Tweeting? Wow, I got owned.

October 17, 2013 – 10:38 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: NO. I was monitoring my lentils.  They’re a delicate legume. Ass. Happy birthday, baby.

GrossOctober 17, 2013 – 10:44 p.m.
@VeniceBloggs: These lentils are stupendous after simmering for 2 hours. 🙂 #live

October 17, 2013 – 10:49 p.m.
@sexblogging (Ryan): Venice Venice Venice can’t u see sometimes ur mouth just hypnotizes me & I just love ur flashy ways this is why you’re dope and they’re so blah.

Happy Birthday Ryan.

Random Moments With Us – Soda Run

streakRyan gets out of bed nude to grab his soda from the kitchen.  As he comes back to the bedroom with his tail wagging, he anxiously asks:

Ryan: Hey, hey, hey, hey…

Venice:

Ryan: Hey, I left my drink in the car.  Do you think I need to put on my robe to go get it real quick?

Venice: Yea, you should probably put your robe on.

Ryan: But it’s dark…

Venice: Yea, but you should still put your robe on.

Ryan darts out of the room like a little kid excited to share his pee pee with the world.  As he runs past the garage door to his vehicle, our garage light sensor spots him and turns on our inside garage lights.  Our outside motion lights then also detect him and shine on his naked body like a center stage spotlight.  The neighbor’s dog sees the lights and begins to bark furiously.  Ryan clicks the unlock button on his car door a few feet away from it hoping to quickly dive in and grab his drink.  Unfortunately, the unlock button automatically shines the headlights on him, and brake lights, and the inner car lights.   He hears the neighbor open the side door to yell at his dog and immediately aborts mission.

A few moments later Ryan walks back in the room naked without his soda.

Venice:  Are you alright?

Ryan: Yea, I think I should get my robe or something.

Venice: Yea, probably.

The hilarious details of Ryan’s failed Nude Mt. Dew Ninja Mission were given after the fact.

 

Random Moments With Us – Capital Qwee

As I was editing our last Random Moments  post, Ryan suggested that we capitalize the proper nouns, e.g. Drama King.  Ryan is holding the mouse over each first letter while I backspace and then re-type the capital letter.  We start from the bottom of the post..

drama dutchess

Ryan: “Like see here…you should have a capital D, then capital D.  Drama Dutchess.

Venice: [re-types]

drama princess

Ryan: Capital D, Capital P

Venice: [re-types]

drama queen

Ryan: Capital D, Capital Quee

Venice: Capital what?

Ryan:

Venice:

Random Moments With Us – Dutcherland

dutcherlandSo Ryan’s complaining about something…

Venice:  Stop being such a Drama Queen.

Ryan:  Uhhh, why can’t I be a Drama King?

Venice: See! Stop being such a Drama Princess.

Ryan: Princess huh?  Why can’t I be a Drama Prince?

Venice: Stop being such a Drama Dutchess.

Ryan: Why can’t I be a Drama Dutch?

Venice: You can’t be a Dutch. It would be Duke.

Ryan: I could be a Dutch if I were from Dutcherland.

Venice: You mean Holland?

Ryan: …

Venice: …

Sex On The Beach

sex-on-the-beachI don’t know what drove us to head back to the beach that night.  Maybe we were summoned by the sound of perpetual waves rolling onto the wet sand.  Maybe we were drawn to the idea of warm air surrounding us.  Maybe our sandy feet from our stroll earlier that day caused us to make the drive back.  Whatever it was, the romantic notion of “fucking at the beach” was too strong to ignore.  But the fact was it was still winter. And despite us being in Florida, I bundled up as tight as I could, putting on layer upon layer of clothes from whatever was available in our car.  I started off with a brown spaghetti strap tank top, tan wrap skirt, and flip flops and added a black scarf, my pea coat, and fur-lined suede boots.  According to the reading on the rearview mirror, it was 43 degrees outside.

Almost immediately after Ryan shuffled around to open my door, the wind cut through my thin skirt, my boots doing little to keep me warm.  The frigid air enveloped me, letting me know it would not show any mercy.  It was past midnight on a Sunday and we hoped we would have the beach to ourselves.  Ryan told me to put my arms around him and that he would keep me warm.  I wrapped my scarf around my face like a mummy, buttoned up my coat, and pulled my sleeves down over my hands, but nothing I did provided relief.  We looked across the empty road dividing the parking lot and the beach and saw a lone car parked on the far right.  Three people with backpacks and hoodies came out; I was quick to judge, calling them “stoners.”  I was disappointed because I didn’t want anyone else around.  We kept walking and our paths crossed at the wooden ramp leading onto the beach. The wind seemed to blow harder as we neared the water.  Ripples on the sand looked like tiny little grainy waves suspended in time, as we were like giants looking down at sand dunes.  Fortunately our destinations lead us away from them and we end up on the lifeguard chair while they turned right and stayed near the water’s edge a safe 50 yards away.  My legs shook from the cold and it didn’t help that we were walking on sand.  We sat on the bottom plank of the lifeguard chair and constantly keep looking at the stoners.  I look at them like they’re nuts as they run from the waves coming in before settling down away from the incoming tide.  

With the temperature so low, I felt secure that no one was behind us.  Those three shouldn’t even been out here.  But they were, and that’s what prompts me to do what I did next.

The stiff board creaked beneath me as I hopped on and undid Ryan’s pants.  I put my warm mouth on him, not giving the blistering wind a chance to get his dick cold.  I swirled my tongue and suck him slow.  I felt him slowly growing between my jaws as I turned him on making loud smacking noises as I sucked his dick.  I moved my head up and down as he leaned his head back and enjoyed.  My own eyes are closed too as the wind kept blowing grains of sand in my face.

Ryan paused and told me that he saw flashes of light coming from the direction of the stoners.  When I looked up, sure enough, there were flashes of light intermittently blinking as each one was taking pictures on their mobile phones.  I felt dirty, sexy, depraved – all at once.  If it’s a show they want, it’s a show they’ll get.  I knew were too far away from them to show any actual details, so I exaggerated my movements bobbing my head deep into his crotch, deepthroating his cock, then pulling away without letting go of his manhood, then back down and up again, slowly so they catch every movement on their cameras.

I told him to grab the back of my head with both hands and to thrust his hips back and forth.  I opened my eyes and looked toward them; the lights continued to flash.  I took his cock down my throat one last time and leave him dripping with my sticky spit.  I moved my ass toward the edge of the wood board and slide my boots off.  I leaned back on my elbows and pulled Ryan down over me.  “Hold my legs up,” I told him.  He scooped his arms under both my knees and soon my calves are mounted on his shoulders.  He waited until I’d guided his cock between my lips before he begins pumping.  I grabbed the belt loops on his jeans and signaled for him to fuck me faster.

Again, I looked at the three stoners who have made no attempt to hide exactly what they were doing.  And why should they?  We weren’t. The flashes became more frequent as they seemed to be scrambling to see who could get the best shot of my man fucking me. I gave them every opportunity.  I stood up and turned around.  Ryan lifted up my skirt onto my back.  He took hold of my waist as he rammed his dick in me.  “Harder!”  I ordered him. He rammed his dick in me so hard my whole body thrusted forward.  I tried to stop myself and more loose grains graze the skin on my palms.  I stayed bent down, my face almost resting on the board as I faced our audience of three.

“I said harder!” and he obeyed.  I said this loud enough for them to hear.  I screamed each time his dick pistoned in and out of my pussy, making sure my cries are picked up over the waves sloshing behind them. “Oh, God!  Oh, God!” I yelled repeatedly.  “Fucking cum in me!”  I kept screaming until Ryan grunted out from his cum.  He laid his chest on my back and I waited for his dick to release his hot load in me.  I stood back up and pulled my dress down.  We’re “done,” but the flashing continues.

So if you see any pictures of  a couple fucking on a lifeguard chair online that are of questionable quality, please link us. We’d like copies.