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September 6, 2013

Freaky Friday Weekly Search Terms – biggest dick ever been deepthroated

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Each week we will post our most outrageous search terms that people used to find our website that week. Ryan and I will then share our own thoughts and hopefully entertain you guys or at least make the search term make a little less sense.

Each search term was gathered by wordpress and/or google statistics and they are all very real search terms. Each search term was used by some person in the world that ended up on our page.

10. super deepthroat / megadildo deepthroat
Ryan: Sounds exciting.
Venice: Sounds like an amazing se-XMen movie.
Ryan: The Return of Magneto and Mandingo
Venice: se-Xmen Origins: Polverine.
Ryan: …
Venice: Professor seX and PipeCrawler
Ryan: I’m done.
Venice: The Colossus and Longshot
Ryan: Done?
Venice: Cyclops and Cumfire Released
Venice: The Beast and Cockheed Do Dallas
Ryan: Seriously, I only know Magneto and Wolverine. Mine are all used up.
Venice: Marvel Girl’s Rising Phoenix
Ryan: Nerd.
Venice: Hayyyterrr.

9. i lost a bet and sucked another mans cock
Venice: I have to wonder if this type of bet is contractually binding?
Ryan: Well, it is an oral agreement.
Venice: I see what you did there.
Ryan: Depending on his size, it could have been a pinky promise.
Venice: Just stop…
Ryan: What? The guy lost a bet so he needs to suck it up and pay the piper.
Venice: I just think this is one of those bets a guy should welch on.
Ryan: Listen, all we have is our balls and our word…
Venice: …and apparently another man’s balls in your mouth.
Ryan: Oh god. If a man says he is going to mow your grass, well damnit, he better not let the weeds grow.
Venice: If I was a man and I found out the weeds squirted sperm in my face, your yard would be a damn forest.
8. pics of women who will swallow my cum
Venice: Is he looking for pictures of women that would possibly swallow his cum?
Ryan: Hmmm, kind of like a classified ad.
Venice: “Wanted: Woman who will swallow my cum. Must be a woman. Must have a mouth. Please send selfie shots to willyouswallowmycum19283@hotmail.com”

7. my husband wants to let our baby suck his dick
Ryan: Not cool at all.
Venice: What the fuck.

6. what women think of anal cum shits
Venice: Truly a question for the ages.
Ryan: Listen, I’m still not over the last one. Like, seriously, why put the baby term on the list and then follow up with cum shits?
Venice: You’re welcome.

5. lol dildo swallowed
Venice: I don’t see what’s so funny.
Ryan: All your lulz are belong to us.
Venice: Really Ryan?
Ryan: What? The person thinks it’s funny to swallow dildos. Nothing wrong with that.
Venice: Okay Mr. Funny Guy, how about you make me laugh.
Ryan: …

4. biggest dick ever been deepthroated
Venice: I’m flattered this person was led to us
Ryan: You’re flattered? So am I, unfortunately he was extremely let down.
Venice: Ha! Stop.
Ryan: Not laughing.
Venice: All your lulz are not belong to us!?

3. i let him see my vagnia
Venice: Since when did we become a confession booth?
Ryan: I don’t think God has any problem with vagnias.
Venice: We should Urban Dictionary some of these terms we get.
Ryan: Well, what exactly does vagnia mean to you V?
Venice: Vag-ni-a (noun): A 6th sense found in females that gives them power to control a male
Ryan: Oh that term is already in Urban Dictionary. It’s called Pussy Whipped.

2. will my wife enjoy wearing a butt plug during sex
Venice: What the hell. Why don’t you ask her?
Ryan: Actually, I googled that term and clicked our site to see if you would answer it on Freaky Friday.
Venice: I hope you are fucking kidding me.
Ryan: Well?
Venice: Well what?
Ryan: Will my wife enjoy wearing a butt plug during sex?
Venice: Done.
Ryan: This is my new form of communication. Google terms and somehow have it lead back to our page so you can answer my questions.
Venice: So smartie, how well did that whole, ‘get an answer’ thing work out for you?
Ryan: Well, give me a chance to perfect this communication technique.
Venice: Done.

1. if i swallow my own sperm from masterbating will i get a disease
Ryan: This depends on what exactly you do prior to swallowing your sperm. Let’s say you sperm into a nice cold bottle of delicious syphilis on a hot day, it may be possible.
Venice: I like the way you make that bottle of mountain brewed syphilis delight almost sound wonderful.
Ryan: Well, it did make me thirsty…
Venice: Do you want me to give you a minute alone in the bathroom or something?
Ryan: Hmph.

Bonus: dustins nipple
Ryan: Winner.

September 5, 2013

Alyssa Milano Releases A Sex Tape — Almost

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What were my first thoughts when I read: Alyssa Milano Releases a Sex Tape?

I thought, oh god, not her, not my my precious Samantha Micelli. Not my save a buck or two Eva Savelot. Wasn’t Pathology or Poison Ivy already sex tape enough? Plus she is so damn nice on twitter, I was beginning to Fear the worse. I bet she’d even retweet me if I asked nicely enough! She is such a Charmer.

I will admit, I did grow up with her on Who’s The Boss. Yes, we grew up together in more ways than one. My childhood’s Deadly Sins. It was either Wendy Cooper from Wonder Years, Punky Brewster, Laura Ingalls from Little House on The Prairie, or Samantha Micelli from Who’s The Boss. I won’t mention Saved By The Bell because even I threw myself for a loop with that one. Oh Lisa Turtle, you chocolate princess, I don’t care if Screech would have fought me to keep you from me, you gave me my first taste of jungle fever. Sex tape, rated r movie, or even a soft core after midnight Cinemax movie like Hugo Pool, our attention is yours… which was Alyssa Milano’s plan to begin with. She pulls us in like the Embrace of the Vampire.

Oh Alyssa, if your annoying boyfriend laying in bed with rose petals surrounding him wasn’t enough, you just had to lean over and show us those glorious Eva Savelot breasts that have helped me numerous times save a friend a buck or two dialing 1-800-collect. However, before I could get too comfortable and enjoy Alyssa’s Utopia Below, her huge foot accidentally knocks the camera into The Outer Limits so all we see is the evening news regarding Syria. Honestly, I don’t know if this Celebrity Hoax Tape upsets the loyal Who’s The Boss fan base more than it will upset them when they realize that instead of recording their hot and steamy session of throwing their covers around while sounding like a laboring farm animal, they instead recorded that boring ass news broadcast.

If there was a hidden message in this video, I’d say it was Alyssa Milano isn’t showing what she has shown many times before. One thing I do know, she didn’t do PETA any favors, because after hearing the audio of what it was supposed to sound like to have sex with her, I seriously want to eat an entire cow while it’s mooing in my ear.

I’m a little bit torn because I am unsure of whether I should put this in Sex News or Off Topic sections? Alyssa, what would you prefer? Tweet me sweetie. @sexblogging

September 5, 2013

V’s Weekly Wet Inbox – Is Swallowing While Deepthroating Dangerous?

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“I saw in a video you deepthroating your husband. Supposedly you say he cums. How is the possible? Won’t it go into your lungs and give you pneumonia. Do you swallow or does it just disappear?”

I have done this enough times to know when my man cums, and I see it up close. I know when his dick gets extremely rock hard, he is about to cum within seconds. I know this because I can feel the hardness change as my throat gets tighter and there is less room for his dick to expand. I know when he gets goosebumps on his ass cheeks and inner thigh, he is about to cum or is already cumming. The point is, I know 30 seconds before he is about to cum, while he’s cumming, and when he’s done. I know a man’s body, or at least my man’s body. But I’m sure he’s not too different from most men in how their bodies react during an orgasm. During deepthroat, the penis goes down the esophagus, a muscular tube that extends from the neck to the abdomen and connects the mouth to the stomach, which does not lead or in any way connect to the lungs and do not pose a threat in contracting pneumonia.

Do I swallow the cum after the orgasm? In a way, yes, in that I am ingesting it. There is no actual swallowing motion because when his dick is pushed deep into my throat, my mouth and tongue are almost frozen in place, which also prevent me from breathing. However, I can make only the slightest muscle contractions in the very back of my throat which do less for swallowing and aiding the movement of the semen down the esophagus than it does for giving the dick a “blow job” feel. And, of course, the cum doesn’t just disappear. Like anything else you eat, it goes straight to your stomach where further processing of nutrients and vitamin commence.

I think the sexiest thing for me is knowing that I take his entire dick all the way down, cutting off my air supply, making my eyes water, and just knowing that in the end, my man shoots his load deep down into my throat. I can’t taste it because there are no taste buds that far back. I can’t feel an actual cum shot because of lack of nerve endings. This is probably one of my favorite (if not absolute favorite) position as I feel powerfess in a way that I have to trust my husband to not kill me with his dick and let me up for air. But it’s also empowering because I can turn the tables around on him by begging for more. The physical results are just as important as the symbolic

September 5, 2013

A Good Woman’s Dirty Mind – #ChivalryIsSexy Article by MsQuote w/ Ryan Bloggs:

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Ms. Quote of A Good Woman’s Dirty Mind writes an excellent article, with input from Ryan, regarding chivalry. I believe this may be a series of interviews she has conducted with various couples regarding Chivalry, but I am unsure. Follow her website for more information and updates.

Online, Venice and Ryan, the married couple that pens Fuckblogging.com, candidly and explicitly share their sexual exploits in words, photos and videos. Personally, I love the way they communicate about sex. They’re an example for all couples.

After doing an email interview with Ryan, I got the impression that aside from and including their sex life that he and Venice have a happy marriage offline. Perhaps not a perfect marriage, but a happy and solid marriage. While their marriage, like any marriage, takes effort on both parts, I’m really impressed with how Ryan holds up his end. Perhaps he doesn’t think himself as chivalrous, but I do.

For the rest of the article and interview, please check out Ms. Quote’s amazing website linked below:

http://agoodwomansdirtymind.com/chivalryissexy-ryan-the-male-half-of-sexblogging-com/

September 4, 2013

Snapshot Wednesdays – Gazing

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gazing We have decided to add erotic photography of us to our blog each Wednesday, now known as Snapshot Wednesday. These won’t be low quality candids or shots taken from our cell phones, these will be photographs we love from our own little photo shoots. Hopefully these pictures will come out more like tasteful erotic art rather than amateur pornography. We will update the gallery each week with a new photo to share with our blog followers. We have also decided to add a Kinky Thursday, where I will answer different questions about sex, and Freaky Friday, where we will list off the top 10 freakiest search terms used to find our website that week.

This week we decided to use a photo from our very first photo shoot. I’d like to apologize to the men that frequent our blog regularly, but this is a couples sex blog so at times we will glorify the beauty of the penis. If you close your browser within 10 seconds of seeing this paragraph, all is forgiven and you will not be labeled a meat-gazer. However, I am.

During this shot we were actually taking a break. I was wearing a fedora and I took it off to fix my hair. Ryan was still taking photos when he caught a great shot of his penis and me gazing at it. Sometimes its the pictures that weren’t meant to happen that come out the best. Ladies, gay men, and straight guys that appreciate a great photo, enjoy.