Let’s start this review off with a bit of a disclaimer. We really just do reviews for fun, not to be the most informative or sex toy gurus in the sex blogosphere. If you are a long time reader, then you know most of our blogs are light-hearted and fun. If you are new to our site and reading reviews to get accurate research information on a sex toy that you are planning on sticking inside your anus, you may want to check out another site. This is not what we do.
So let’s talk about Masturgasm. We browsed there catalog and saw a variety of toys that looked interesting to say the least. Even if you aren’t in the market for sex toys, their catalog is a blog topic in itself. Awesome looking butt plugs shaped like fat girls, animal penises, and even a dildo that is shaped like Darth Vader. I seriously didn’t even skim the top of all the variety they have. Anything you can think of has been turned into a dildo. Looking for a semi truck with a flat tired on the side of a highway on the planet Mars? They have it! Not only do they have it, they also have that truck drivers penis molded in the shape of a tire iron. Crazy dildos for crazy nights indeed.
What we decided to do was be a little less crazy and try out the Fidelity G-Spot. You know, a simple double penetration, clitoris massager, cock ring, and ball stretcher all in one. Yea, pretty much we were not going to go crazy at all. Just an average day here for Venice and I at Fuckblogging.com.
I’ve never seen anything like this before so I will give my opinion from my perspective and Venice will write a short review of her experience with the toy as well.
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My alarm went off as it always does. And like I always do, I extend my legs and arms and do a quick stretch to wake up. Although I’m not a morning person, every morning I look forward to waking up Ryan. I know that our mornings make his day, but it also makes mine. After the last bit of yawning and stretching, I begin to prop myself up. Today, however, Ryan scoots his body close to mine like we’re about to spoon. He pulls my hips toward him and starts to rub between my legs. I know exactly what he wants, so I grab the jar of coconut oil that I keep on my side of the bed and dab a little between my labia. He holds his already hard dick still for me as I position myself on him. Ryan glided in me effortlessly; I moved with him.
Talk about the greatest thing ever made. I’m totally sold and I love this sex toy more than any sex toy I’ve ever owned. I wish something like this could have existed for Venice and I when I was off in college.
The vibrator itself slides inside the panties provided by OhMiBod. The panties are sexy as hell. Not sure how it is “one size fits most” but they look sexy for sure. The vibrator has a small lump that will put more pressure on the clitoris area. It lights up near the lower portion. This light is the actual button you will use to turn off the vibrator and turn it on. This is also the light that blinks when it is not connected to any Bluetooth device. Your vagina and panties now look like they have the terminator hid inside them.
Oh how I hate to do a mediocre review to a product that seems so well thought out, nicely packaged, and almost like a sex toy for royalty. However, my anus seems to be that of a common man, made only for a lady’s tongue or the tip of her finger. The 
So yesterday we received a lovely package from LELO. Although we have never tried a LELO product, we definitely will in the future. Their mailing packaging is discrete, and their product packaging is classy and sexy. In fact, seeing the box wrapped in a cute cloth bag made me want to do an “unboxing” for YouTube. It really is nice. Almost like a Samsung Galaxy unboxing for your anus.