Category: All Sex

August 8, 2019

Bored and alone? 5 sexy things you can do to pass time from your bedroom.

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Bored and alone? 5 sexy things you can do to pass time from your bedroom.

Have you ever been bored at home with nothing to do except think of various ways to get yourself off?  We have compiled a list of things you can do to pass time and feel sexy around the house by yourself.

5. Voyeurism

There are various sites you can use to broadcast yourself to the world.  This can be fun and kinky, as well as a good way to find other people as horny as you.  Sites like Chaturbate are great to do this type of thing on.  As some of you have seen, we have a Chaturbate account ourselves. Sometimes we load up the webcams and have fun while others watch.  Well, you don’t have to be a couple to do the same thing.  Men and women, single, can also broadcast themselves to an audience if they choose.  This is a great way to spend a lonely night. 

4. Play Sex Games

What types of games are probably best suited for a lonely night?  The best sex games are usually the ones that are quick, simple, and interactive.  Also it’s a lot easier to play with one hand!

However, if you want something a bit more complicated,  you could run over to the steam adults only section and check out games that will challenge your graphics card.

Games are fun.  Games with sex content and themes are especially fun when you are bored and feeling a bit horny.  

3. Video Chat 

Pull out the old black book, or in this day and age, your kik list / skype list / snapchat list and see if any of your friends want to link up.  A good friend with benefits, even from across the world, can give you more than a sexy time.  Or, if your partner is out of town, let him/her know that you want to have a little fun.  We do this a lot ourselves.  If we are separated, we will usually load up a video chat and give each other eye candy and orgasm for one another.  If you have sex toys made for long distance, even better!   

2. Sex Podcasts or Sex Podcasting 

Whether you want to fire up and start your own podcast, or just ease drop in on sexy talk from others around the world.  A sex podcast is a great way to spend your time at home, listen to some sexy talk, and usually learn various things you may have never known otherwise.   Listening to sex podcasts can be educational, as well as extremely sexy.  You’d be surprised how fast time flies when you find a great podcast to listen to.

1. Sex Blog or Sex Blogging

The chances are, if you are reading this article, you are alone and looking up various sexy things you like to read or view.   However, as much as you enjoy reading a sex blog, nothing has fulfilled our lives more than creating our own sex blog and sharing our sexy thoughts and opinions with the world.  Even if no one is reading, we write because it’s fun.  

We’d be irresponsible if we made a  blog about the sexy fun things you can do alone and not at least mention masturbation. 

Masturbation

Whether it be with your imagination, mature reddit sites, or an adult website of your choice, masturbation is by far the most popular activity in the world when you are alone and looking for something sexy to do.

July 24, 2019

Ladies can wear lingerie but what sexy things can men wear to turn women on?

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Women can wear whatever they want to turn on a man; however, for men, this is a different game.  Venice has told me that if I wear anything but Manview briefs, it’s equivalent to her wearing granny panties.   Since the day she said that to me I went on a buying spree to buy as many Manview briefs as I can.  I have no idea who even makes them, so who knows when they will just vanish off the market.  I’m hoping to buy enough to last me a lifetime! male lingerie

No, we have never been sent free items from Manview.  We have no idea who makes them and order them randomly from eBay!

I won’t go much further into Manview briefs because I believe they aren’t the answer to a woman in lingerie.  In fact, I’d say they are a bit emasculating and riding the line of overly twink.  However, if your woman wants to see you in male  lingerie, you can always search for sexy underwear for men.   This is a slippery slope fellas.  Be careful!  It’s easy to go from Manview briefs, get a bit risky and start living on the underwear edge, and then start shopping for the worst men’s underwear ever made.

In this article we will try to focus on the manly things a man can wear that women are attracted to.  In fact, we’ve asked the question to anonymous females on Reddit and they seem to have come with some pretty cool ways for a man to turn women on with what he wears.

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July 3, 2019

Would You Get a Tattoo of Your Wife’s Name On Your Penis Instead of a Wedding Ring?

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tattoo on penisWould You Get a Tattoo of Your Wife’s Name On Your Penis Instead of a Wedding Ring?

If marriage is really forever ever, and ever ever…. call your local tattoo shop, get ready to be slightly humiliated, and grab a towel to bite down on fellas!  The first question I usually get regarding a tattoo on my penis is, “Did it hurt?”  Tattoo on my dick or a Tattoo on my Penis.

Does Getting A Tattoo On Your Penis Hurt?

No, it didn’t hurt.  After years of rubbing up and down on this thing with my hand, driving it in mouths and rubbing it against teeth, my dick has the rigidness of elephant skin.   Going back and forth inside of a woman’s tight vagina 1000s of a times in a fuck session is going to leave your dick more sore than a tattoo.  Therefore, a tattoo on my penis was nothing.  You will have much more pain getting a tattoo on your leg, chest, ribs, or stomach.  I have a tattoo in all these spots and by far the tattoo on my penis was the least painful.

Is a Tattoo of Her Name on Your Penis Commitment or Dumb?

I think it is a bit of both.   I don’t care though.   Personally, I don’t really need a perfect dick, nor did I ever have one.  Random threesomes may have a quick awkward moment before the other girl puts her mouth around your penis, but that’s about the extent of it.  If we decide to fuck other girls, it has Venice’s name on it.  Which she loves.  When she says to the other girl, ‘You look so pretty sucking my dick…”  She means it.   Tattoo on my dick or a Tattoo on my Penis.

Much like how Andy wrote his name on the bottom of Woody’s foot, Venice has written her name on the top of my dick.  

Where Can You Get A Tattoo On Your Penis at?

Any tattoo shop will probably do this for you; however, it will cost a lot more.  Much like shipping and handling adds to the cost of things you buy, tattooing your dick also has a handling charge.  If you aren’t comfortable with being nude, or having another man hold your penis while drawing on it, then the wedding ring option may be more for you.  More than likely you will have to get a male tattoo artist.  Either way, bring your wife with you so she can enjoy the tattoo experience with you.  If you end up with a female artist, she may appreciate that you aren’t some pervert and brought your wife with you to ease the tension.  

If you really don’t want to do it at a public shop, you could do it at home yourself. It may cost a bit more for a tattoo machine though.

How Do They Tattoo Your Penis?  Do You Have to Be Erect?

No you do not have to be erect.  They will take your flaccid penis and wrap it around a small sterile bat shaped object.  This will tighten your skin and enable the tattoo artist to tattoo whatever it is you need onto your penis.   In fact, much like the photo above, you can see my penis wrapped around Venice’s wrist. That is the exact process.  Except you aren’t going to wrap your penis around the wrist of the tattoo artist.  Once it is tight and stretched, you will be surprised at how easily it can be tattooed.

A Cheaters Mark of Shame tattoo on penis

After getting the tattoo on my penis years ago, I searched around online to see if there were any other examples of what I had done.  I saw pictures of elephants trunks, dragons tails, and various other funny things, but didn’t really see much else.  However, I did read an interview with a female tattoo artist that said she noticed that men that cheat tend to be the ones that asked her to tattoo their dicks.  It seems a penis tattoo shows the ultimate recommitment for a cheating man trying to prove his loyalty.  So much so, women take back their cheating husbands thinking, “If he tattooed his dick, he must be sorry.  That other girl doesn’t have her name on his cock.”

That sounds pretty desperate, but in a way, that may subconsciously explain why I had my own penis tattooed.  Although I have never cheated, I was a virgin when I met Venice.  I am very proud of that.  The more girls we hooked up with together, the more guilty and disloyal I felt. I felt guilty because I enjoyed it.  I felt disloyal because I wanted it.  I felt greedy because I knew I didn’t want to stop and go back to a monogamous lifestyle.  

I had always told Venice that my dick is her dick.  Her vagina is my vagina.  If my dick goes inside another girl, it’s our dick.  She loves to see it.  Although the pleasure is physically connected to me (I’ve still never had an orgasm from another woman’s body), mentally, it’s our  experience. As dumb as that may seem to those not in the lifestyle, it makes sense to us.   In fact, I meant it so much that I tattooed her name on our dick.   And I don’t regret it.  So in a way, tattooing my dick was also my form of recommitting myself to her.

Without her, I don’t need it.

Would You Get A Tattoo On Your Penis?

Would you tattoo your wife’s name on your dick rather than wearing a wedding ring?  If you are polyamorous, would you use your dick as a chalk board and just tattoo various women’s names on your penis to show your commitment (bad joke)? 

 

June 26, 2019

Amateur Couples On Webcam ( Porn ) Aren’t Having Sex Better Than You Can

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Amateur Couples Aren’t Having Sex Better Than You Can

The internet has changed the world.  No longer do you need your Dad’s old hustler magazine stashed away under your bed.  No longer do you need to study the Sears catalog lingerie section to get masturbation material.  Sex is everywhere.  And not only is sex everywhere, as an amateur couple you can help other lonely souls struggling for fap material.

The days of buying a 30 year old storage unit and accidentally finding a random VHS tape labeled “mommy and daddy time” just to see real couple sex  is over.  

Oh, this is 2019, me using the term VHS is probably a bit confusing to our 30 and under couples browsing…

VHS (short for Video Home System) is a standard for consumer-level analog video recording on tape cassettes. Developed by Victor Company of Japan (JVC) in the early 1970s.  It was released in Japan on September 9, 1976 and in the United States on August 23, 1977.

Amateur Couples Sex And Being Filmed Before The Internet

Back in the old days, VHS tapes gave amateurs the ability to record themselves having sex.  The good thing was, as long as you were able to afford a video camera, you didn’t have to take your videos anywhere to get them developed. However, the amateurs recording in those days couldn’t compare at all to the professional porn.  There was also no way to really share.  

Prior to video cameras being affordable, an average amateur couple really just had still photography.  Because we couldn’t develop our own photos (unless we had a dark room), we had to take our film to be developed at a photo lab.  Only a true voyeur would dare leave the photo technician with a roll of homemade amateur smut.   The way around being overexposed to your entire local Kodak photo lab staff was owning a Polaroid camera.  To this day I still have a stash of Polaroids Venice and I took in our teenage days!

Again, still photography on Polaroids just couldn’t compete with the professional porn at the time.  In fact, they couldn’t compete with anything.  Other than sexy memories with bad lightening, it was more of a way for you to you have pictures with horrible filters (not filters back then, just the way the photos looked), for memory sake, much like people have Instagram accounts now.   So when people said, “Oh sex isn’t like porn, that’s fake.”  They were actually correct.  Professional porn was nothing like real amateur sex.

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In 2019, professional porn tries their hardest to imitate amateur porn.  Authenticity is much more sexy than watching actors fuck for money.  It’s also more believable. 

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June 5, 2019

Ladies, Always Pee After Sex!

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Always Pee After Sex!

As much as we talk about all the naughty things involved with sex, sometimes we have to be responsible and let our readers know, always pee after sex!  That goes for mean and women!  Especially women! Pee After Sex

Ladies, we’ve always been told, “you should pee after sex.” This was something especially emphasized as important if you had any type of vaginal intercourse.  If we didn’t go pee, we were told we were more susceptible to urinary tract infections.  So does going pee after you have sex help with preventing urinary tract infections?  Probably, but there is never a definite yes when it comes to these things.  

Here is a great article from Elizabeth Boskey, PhD.  We will quote various parts of the article and add our own commentary!

Urinary tract infections (UTIs) are undeniably associated with sexual intercourse.  The more vaginal intercourse someone has, the more likely they are to get a UTI. In fact, the link is so well known that sexually associated UTIs are sometimes referred to as “honeymoon cystitis.” Cystitis is another word for inflammation of the bladder.

One of the major reasons that intercourse is thought to be associated with UTIs is that penetration can put pressure on the urethra. This can irritate the urethra or force bacteria up into the urethra and towards the bladder. In turn, this raises the likelihood of infectio

Most of the data on the association between sex and UTIs is for vaginal intercourse. That’s because the urethra is right behind the vagina. However, there has been some research suggesting that anal intercourse is also associated with increased UTI risk.

Honeymoon cystitis, or inflammation of the bladder that can lead to a UTI, can occur when a woman has sex for the first time, or when a woman has sex after a long period of time without any sexual activity. During sex, E.coli bacteria which tend to live on the skin around your anus can be transferred to your urethra (for example via your partner’s fingers or penis).  Half of all women get a UTI at least once in their lives. Honeymoon cystitis remains more common among young women in their twenties, although single women in their 50s are increasingly reporting that they suffer from the problem. The risk of honeymoon cystitis increases if someone starts having sex again after not having done so for a long period of time. Condoms are not known to offer any protection against honeymoon cystitis. Pee After Sex

The first time I ever dealt with a UTI was when I first had sex with Ryan.  Because the introduction of new body, new pH, his semen, and various bacteria our bodies have,  I believe it triggered my first UTI.   I may have went to the bathroom afterwards, but I do not think it mattered.  

Sexual Hygiene

Several studies have looked at sexual and hygienic factors to see if they might be associated with an increased risk of urinary tract infections. One such factor that’s been examined is voiding, or peeing, within 15 minutes after intercourse. This is also known as postcoital voiding.

Most studies that have looked at peeing after sex have found that it seems to reduce the risk of getting a UTI. The theory is that peeing after sex can flush any bacteria out of the urethra and into the toilet.
 
However, the research isn’t universally positive. There are some studies that didn’t find any relationship between peeing after sex and UTI risk. However, it was never shown to be problematic. Peeing after sex was either neutral or helpful and sometimes very helpful. It never increased the risk of UTI. In other words, peeing after sex is a potentially helpful activity that doesn’t have any clear downsides.
Lucky you squirters!   You girls are golden!  Since you’ve already peed during sex, you should be totally clear of any UTIs!
 
Wait, was that a badly placed joke?   Pee After Sex

Should Men Pee After Sex?

It’s less important for people with penises to pee after sex than it is for people with vaginas. This is because there are big differences between men’s and women’s genital anatomy.

It is relatively rare for men to get urinary tract infections. In general, their longer urethra means it’s less likely for bacteria to get up into the bladder and cause a problem.
 
In addition, the penile urethra, through which men pee, is also the tube through which they ejaculate. Therefore, if the ejaculate during intercourse, it empties itself out. That doesn’t mean it’s a bad idea for men to pee after sex. It’s just probably less useful than it is for women.
Depending on your sexual positions, it is possible for men to get non-specific urethritis / non-gonococcal urethritis.  The bending of your penis and the amount of trauma can actually leave your urethra inflamed.   The various bacteria already present in our bodies can infect the inflamed urethra, which can also lead to urinary tract infections.   Ladies, be careful with that reverse cowgirl!   Trust me, it can really torque a dick in every direction humanly possible…in a bad way!  Or is it?
 
Urethritis is an inflammation of the urethra. That’s the tube that carries urine from the bladder to outside the body. Pain with urination is the main symptom of urethritis. Urethritis is commonly due to infection by bacteria.
 
So even two totally clean people with no sexually transmitted infections/diseases can still end up with an infection!  Warning:  Your physician will look you in the eyes and tell you he/she is certain you have an STD when you mention the above symptoms.  However, doctors aren’t always right!  Although they will treat you for various STDs preemptively (and still test you), you can always ask for your test results when it’s over to make sure you didn’t have STIs.   Our body does naturally get inflamed and sometimes infected, simply from rough sex. 
 
So fellas, you are not totally in the clear here, especially if you like to have rough sex.  The rougher it is on your penis, the more likely you are to get Non Specific Urethritis.  And this can lead to the infection moving up into your bladder.  So let’s all pee after sex!
 

Urinary tract infections aren’t fun. That’s particularly true when you get a lot of them. If you have a history of recurrent urinary tract infections, it’s probably worth trying to find out whether some relatively simple behavioral changes can reduce the frequency with which you get UTIs.

Even though the results aren’t completely consistent, it’s probably a good idea to pee after sex. It’s also a good idea to stay hydrated. Drinking water after sex is another thing that has been shown to reduce your risk of a UTI. Interestingly, it looks like peeing before sex might also help reduce the risk of a UTI. That’s good news for people who think it’s a bad idea to wait. And remember, if you drink enough water, you can pee both before AND after sex. The trick is not to drink so much that you want to stop to pee during sex.

Hopefully these types of awareness blogs can help young adults take the proper precautions after sex.  And also, just because you have certain symptoms doesn’t mean you were cheated on or you got an STD from your partner.  Go to your doctor and get tested.   If you haven’t had sex in a while, drink cranberry juice, go to the bathroom after sex, and clean thoroughly.  

Or you can kill 2 birds with 1 stone, and just pee during sex to make sure you are all clear before it’s over!   LOL.  Some ladies figured this out ages ago!