October 16, 2019

Vagception – Inserting a Fleshlight Sleeve into My Vagina and Then Having Sex

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Vagception – Inserting a Fleshlight Sleeve into My Vagina and Then Having Sex

Years ago my husband and I had a lot of spare toys laying around that we weren’t going to use again. We either reviewed them once and threw them to the side or just never opened them. One of the spare things we had laying around was a Fleshlight sleeve.  A great idea we had was for me to try to slide this thing inside my vagina and let him have sex with it inside me.  This would create an intense tight sensation for him, as well as an extreme full sensation for me.   This process has been dubbed, Vagception.

Inserting a Fleshlight Sleeve into My Vagina Experiment:

My Hypothesis:

Inserting a Fleshlight into my body may give my husband the tightest sensation possible.  It will also be a neat sensation for me since my vagina will be double stuffed.

The Procedure:

Putting this damn thing inside me was like putting a wet water balloon inside of a keyhole.  After about 10 minutes of this thing flopping around like a wet fish, we decided to cut off about 1/3rd of the length.  This way it wasn’t as long and the tip would be open so his penis head could slide through and actually feel the back of my vagina.  To be honest, using my fingers and feeling inside my own vagina, I have about 4 inches of space before I bottom out.  The bottom of a vagina in the back can stretch, but I wouldn’t want this sleeve to stretch me.  Cutting the sleeve would also allow my husband to cum and have his semen actually shoot inside me.  

After about 10 minutes of this thing flopping around like a wet fish…

Now that the sleeve was much shorter, it was easier to control.  This gave me the ability to squeeze the tip and slide it inside my body.  I could then use my fingers in the sleeve hole to push the sleeve totally inside my vagina.   

Once inserted, my husband lubricated the flashlight sleeve and stuck his penis inside.  I didn’t feel any friction, just this full balloon feeling.  As his penis slid inside the Fleshlight sleeve, the entire thing expanded inside me.  This feeling was intense, but more intense in a science project way than sexual.  I guess you can say, it was as intense as smuggling contraband into a prison in your vagina.  A “that’s neat” intense.  Or a “dang, you can really use this hole as luggage compartment if you had too” type neat.    

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October 14, 2019

Naughty Selfies – Camping

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Naughty Selfies – Camping

I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day.  Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions,  I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera!

Dear Naughty Selfie Diary:  October 14, 2019. 

A few photos we posted on social media when we were camping this weekend.  We were drinking and I was relaxing on a bean bag when my husband told me to hand him his phone.  He wanted to take pictures because my bush has grown out and my hairs were showing at the seams of my booty shorts.  In case you guys haven’t heard, we are growing out our body hair and turning into hippies.   During the pictures I admit I was a bit paranoid because there was a guy fishing on a boat watching us the entire time.  My husband was a bit tipsy and said, “Who gives a fuck, he is the one being nosey, we’re in our space.”  

“Open your legs more so I can get a good shot….”

I am not sure in hindsight that made any sense, because we were totally out in the open without any privacy or personal space at all.  lol.  My husband was just extra fucked up.

Here is a selfie I took of my thigh gap and my most favorite thing in the world, my husband’s dick.  I bet that fisherman watching us could have caught a huge fish if he asked to use that worm for his lure.  LOL!

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October 9, 2019

Letting Our Body Hair Grow Out And Living All Natural. Are We Hippies Now?

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Letting Our Body Hair Grow Out And Living All Natural.  Are We Hippies Now?

First let me say, as much as I am enjoying letting our bodies be natural, I can’t embrace growing out my underarm hair!  That may be something I never embrace, as I wouldn’t feel attractive.  In fact, I’d feel quite the opposite. However, I am starting to grow my pubic hair with no plans to ever shave again!  For us, this is exciting! I shaved every other day for 20+ years (other than my Project:  Asian Bush – Growing Out My Bush in Photos), it’s time to be free!

Throughout the blog we will drop random fun facts from various studies, but regardless of what any surveys or studies say, your pubic hair and the way you enjoy your man or woman’s body, is totally subjective.  Porn can alter our perception.  As well as the new generations that never had an attraction to a body with hair, because everyone being shaved is all they have ever known.  I’ve personally seen instances where women and men are bullied to fit what is now considered “normal”.  This type of group mentality can alter what we find beautiful.  But eventually, you do what makes you happy. 

I grew up enamored by a woman’s breasts, body, and bush.  I thought everything about a woman was beautiful.  The truth is, I didn’t even know what an actual vagina looked like!  Just her breasts, body, and bush.  And although I didn’t have access to nude men, if I did see their bodies, they had hairy chests and crotch hair.  It’s what I learned to visualize that a man should be.  Somewhere along the line, shaving became cleaner, easier to navigate, and something I preferred.  As I get older, I am finding my tastes are going back to where it all started.  Full bush, full circle.

Now wouldn’t you be happy if you were attracted to a woman and saw her in her  small little shorts, smelling good, and she teases you, opening her legs slightly, showing you hints of her pubic hair?  If that totally turns you off, I get it.  But for me, it’s sexy as fuck. For my husband, it drives him wild.  Enough so he pulled out his camera and turned our latest camping trip into a photoshoot for the blog!  

  • A recent study regarding grooming and STIs (sexually transmitted infections) may be an read for those who care about this topic.   Specifically gonococcal infection (GC), chlamydial infection (CT), or human immunodeficiency virus (HIV).   Although the study didn’t find that grooming your pubic hair made it more likely to get these STIs, it did show that 98.1% testing for STIs that agreed to survey, have shaved their pubic hair.  53% of those people were extreme groomers, which meant they shave regularly.   In other words, the majority of people (or at least those testing for STIs) shave regularly.  Another thing to note, although I hadn’t previously thought of this, having a fresh shave and being with someone else who is also freshly shaved, would create a lot of “raw” skin on skin contact, which is probably why there were recent findings that extreme grooming could make it more likely to get HIV during intercourse.  

Although shaving is now common, more and more people are getting injuries due to shaving and cuts.  As men get older they can develop a life-threatening, tissue-destroying infection called Fournier’s gangrene. It only affects 1 in 7,500 people, but is more common in older men and can destroy the scrotum. (Though rare, women can also contract the infection in the external vaginal folds as a result of some surgical procedures.)

Certain conditions, like diabetes, lupus, Crohn’s disease, leukemia, or HIV, could increase your risk for Fournier’s gangrene. If you have any of these conditions or a weakened immune system, talk to your doctor about the safest methods for pubic hair grooming. If you do nick the scrotum, clean the cut thoroughly with soap and water, and follow with alcohol. Seek medical attention for sudden pain or a rapid change in skin color at the site, or a high fever.

How does the thought of putting alcohol on your scrotum sound to you fellas?

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October 2, 2019

The Best and Safest Places to Have Public Sex

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The Best and Safest Places to Have Public Sex

Rule 1, never do anything around children. It is not kinky for children to accidentally see adults having sex in public. That is just disturbing behavior.  

With that said…

Use your webcam.  This is as public as it gets, while still being totally safe.  You can do whatever you like on webcam, while people watch, chat, and consent to what they are watching.  Although some would argue this isn’t public, the footage can be saved and shared all over the world for as long as the internet exists.  It’s pretty public in our opinion!

Visit a swingers club!  Another great place to openly be able to have intercourse with your partner is at a sex club, or swingers club.  And no, you do not have to swap or share your partner with others, although that’s an option if you like.  Sometimes sex happens out in the open, and sometimes there are special rooms where you can have sex with your partner or others, while people can watch or join in (by entering the room or looking through windows set up to display the room).  

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September 25, 2019

Sex Toy Review: Devil Eye – Triple Vibrator

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Sex Toy Review:  Devil Eye – Triple Vibrator

When I first pulled the Devil Eye Triple Vibrator out the box, I couldn’t figure out how I was going to eat with this thing.  I also couldn’t figure out why I had ordered a fork so oddly shaped.   And then I realized, wait, this isn’t a fork, this is my new best friend!

Paloqueth is quickly becoming one of the best Sex Toy makers in the industry.  Not only do they have great designs, but in our opinion, they have some of the highest quality products for the most affordable prices in the sex toy industry. 

So let me talk about my experience.  As always, every review we do, we try to incorporate the sex toy into a couples’ experience.  You can probably get a better review from experienced sex toy reviewers out there, regarding what an item is made from or how long the battery lasts.  For me, I don’t care what it’s made from, and as long as it lasts long enough for me to orgasm, I’m good!

I started off the night with a few drinks and Ryan’s dick in my mouth.  In fact, most of the time I use any toy that I insert into my body, I prefer to have Ryan in my mouth.  It helps me get turned on, it makes my orgasms more enjoyable, and it is truly a comfort thing.  Much like a young child sucks on a pacifier to relax.  I love gnawing on Ryan’s soft dick.  Ryan usually doesn’t get erect until I start breathing heavy, gnaw and suck harder, moments before my orgasm releases.  This is perfect for me.  While he waits, he plays with my nipples and rubs my body down.  When I do orgasm, he will shove his whole shaft down my throat.  This causes me to not be able to breath, which makes my orgasm much more intense.  An actual safe way to enjoy erotic asphyxiation.  

The Devil Eye Triple Vibrator will tickle both my holes, my clit, and I’ll have a dick in my throat.  In some worlds they call that airtight.  In my world, I call that a perfect evening with my husband!

The item worked as intended, with the results as intended.  It feels amazing, it can vibrate your little bean until it’s numb, or it can perfectly stimulate you until you have your release.  On insertion, the vibrator is soft and almost feels like a plump semi erect penis, rather than a hard piece of plastic.  For the record, I hate dildos, hate toys that have to be inserted, and usually only use a vibrator to massage my clit.  Usually during sex.  With that said, having something inside me while I toy my clit, always gives me better orgasms.  This sex toy provides that experience.  Great sex toy, great experience, great price.

More Information and Price: $37.99

Devil Eye – Triple Vibrator

Website product Description:

  • Dual Density Silicone- PALOQUETH G-spot vibrator is made from velvety soft, hypoallergenic silicone that is incredibly gentle even on sensitive skin.
  • Curved head stimulation -The curved head which makes it ideal for finding sensitive spots that are tricky to reach. It will bring you to a very wet climax in a relatively short time.
  • 7 vibration Modes- PALOQUETH vibrator is helped by a strong motor with seven patterns, the variety of vibration strength is unbelievable. They’re guaranteed to send chills up your spine and cause your toes to tingle.
  • IPX7 Waterproof- PALOQUETH stimulator is fully waterproof, you can use it in the bath or shower, delivering wave after wave of pleasure any time you choose. No fear of getting any of the electronics wet.
  • Magnetic USB Charging – PALOQUETH g-spot vibrator is rechargeable, so you will never need to replace batteries. Simply plug it into any USB port to recharge with the included cord.

We are not affiliated with Paloqueth and get no revenue from this review.  Our goal isn’t to make money promoting things in hopes you buy it, rather we are just sharing our reviews on products we have tried and want to share with our readers. This item was sent to us as a promotional product under the terms and condition that if we did not enjoy the product, we are not obligated to write or publish a review.   All reviews are just our opinions and experiences.